You are my favorite dork!
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You are my favorite dork!
I think it was 90-something here and OMG, I still can’t fall asleep. Kill me now.
Yay!! Did we actually hit 17x17? @snootyvonb.bsky.social and I went to the 7x7 event and were thrilled by how many showed up but this one felt a little sparse. I hope your block was packed! #17x17 #indivisible #50501
Seriously. He’s a Jedi Master.
It’s so sofa king hot in herr I may never fall asleep. 🥵🖕🏼
As Jeff Tiedrich would say, fuckity bye!
This is why Derek guy wins the internets.
Cholesterol needs to do its thing.
Yes! I thought it was effluvia but exiviae is far more specific!
He needs to be without a pulse before he resigns.
I have now just learned what ovipositor means. TY, Allison. I think. 😬
Hanging post-protest with my partner in being a bad influence. “We’re having another glass of wine, right?” @snootyvonb.bsky.social
I’m down! Let’s go.
Ready to move to Minnesota or similar.
Great time at the 17x17 protest in Mountain View with @detoxponcho.bsky.social today! #17x17
#ProtestPals @snootyvonb.bsky.social #17x17
@snootyvonb.bsky.social #17x17
Protest music and a sing-along.
At the 17x17 protest in Mountain View. I was
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Yikes!
My mom died 14 years ago and my dad is naval academy ’strong’ so I didn’t worry until the heart issues and the mobility issues. I’m the oldest so I guess it falls on me. I’m very sorry you’ve lost both of yours.
Christ on a cross, it’s hot outside.
MB, you’re in the city, right? Wanna go?
So. The #Valkyries have their bundle for the Liberty game on Sept 2. 2 tix, 2 hotdogs and 2 drinks. Who’s with me? I’m paying.
I just looked up what hawks are common in our area and it’s mostly Cooper’s hawks, red-tailed hawks and red-shouldered hawks. My friend Kathy had me download the Merlin app and you get a sense of what’s flying around your hood.
I was in walking distance to Diridon. I haven’t wanted to relay this widely but at the beginning of the year I moved in with my dad (89) to help him out and bc I needed help. I’m in Sunnyvale now.
It’s hard to tell on approach which side is the platform side. It’s different at every station. I ride often between Sunnyvale, Diridon and Mountain View and none are the same. Totes depends on which track you’re on.
So witty!
Right? It’s Raw Story/Palmer Report level crap. Knock it off.
@meidastouch.com are you listening?
I really feel they’re doing us a disservice. Cut the crap and just report what’s going on.
I have a hard time buying any hyperbolic headlines with all caps and a ton of !!! Meidas does that shit and it’s no better than occupy democrats or those krassenstein twats. There’s a reason we call !! the internet version of jazz hands. 🙄
Chatting with the Caltrain guy before my stop and I say, “I get off on this side?” And he says, “preferably; the other side requires a bunch of paperwork.” 😂 Well played, Caltrain dude, well played.
I sense trouble if we’re ever in the same zip code! 🥂
Re-upping this because, truly, all y’all need to see this. “It’s Prada or nada, bitch.”
I’m betting you’re a bad influence. 🥂😘
My gut says stroke. My gut also says “have another margarita” so WTF do I know?
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Spent the evening with one of my besties, watching the #Valkyries win at my fave local tavern, on the last hot August night of the year. #Winning
JFC, yes.
I think it’s more burnt sienna than orange.
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That’s when I finally fell asleep bc it was so fucking hot in the house. (No AC)
Fun fact: Caltrain’s new, electrified cars have banging AC and feature the voice of the OG Siri. And they don’t smell like bandaids.
Last night’s was the first *ever* that wasn’t down to the wire, nail-biting close!
Wow!
Even then, it needs to be another color. Red is no longer in my wardrobe.
Verlander?! Good for him! On my way to meet friends to watch the #Valkyries. 💜🏀💜
Fatality.
It’s sofa king hot here I needed this. Thx.
If Scott Baio was drunk driving and Kevin bailed him out of his jam.
Totes!
Less macabre but we can go with that!
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My brother lived in ATL for 13 years so I've been more times than I can count. One of my very favorite cities.
I must watch too much #Dateline because my first thought was "hmm... that's not animal meat..."
One of my favorite episodes. "And the christian rock stations?" "resurrected."
Girl, please! Ro Khanna is my rep!
My rep is one of the two organizing this. I didn't vote for him but I'm begrudgingly starting to like him now.
It does not mention that he was driving, which is why I think he was. Also, what is this utter bullshit: "He's a beast--he survived 9/11!"
Ten bucks he was behind the wheel and drunk at the time.
You're terrible! LOL!! And so much for being married to Tarzan...
Ha!!
Thank you for the update, Danny! Hope you three have a blast and please give Heather our love.
That's lovely! Happy anniversary!!
The tiny hands and the juice box are 🤌.
LOL! I forgot about that part! I might need to watch that again.
Thank you—this will be my binge this next week!!
I love John Goodman! Adding to my watch list. The whole premise of the Weigh Down was praying to be skinny when she clearly had an eating disorder! And those foolio women fell for her nonsense.
Don’t touch me with your Walmart hands!
Right? “This is a blowout, bitch. Respect the silk.” 😂
And her daughter is carrying on her 🦇 💩 “church”! I have not seen the Righteous Gem Stones. What’s that mess about?
The Weigh Down was crazy!! I used to use her image as my profile on social media. The amount of dudes saying “great hair!” was ridiculous.
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“He’s a beast—he survived 9/11”???? What the fuck is that nonsense?!?
“You don’t have to be that smart to be an authoritarian. All you need is a complete lack of conscience and restraint, an insatiable desire for control, worship and revenge, and a simple understanding of what makes people afraid. Trump’s reptilian intelligence meets that inglorious standard.”
This is so good! 🔊🔊
😂 I 💙 Keith.
It’s lovely so you should make sure to see it when you next visit!
I’m evil that way.
Our defensive game was on point and we blocked out Citron. Maybe send a Valkyries sticker in that condolence card.
Oh no! It was our best win. 99 to 60-something.
Really was hoping we hit triple digits but it was a great win!
The block button really should be renamed to Fuckity Bye.
Essential step!
Or the cave where the bumble lived?
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Ha!
Trump says museums focus too much on the “negative aspects” of American history, like “how bad slavery was.” And plans to purge cultural institutions. But be clear: he’s not talking about alternately uplifting Black inventors, builders, and leaders we were never taught about…
Operation Dessert Storm.
Where does one find airplane glue? Asking for a friend…
Felt like a pie chart was in order. Number of mass shooters since 2018: 4197 % of mass shooters since 2018 that were transgender? 0.095% % of mass shooters that were cisgender: 99.905%
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Bitch McConnell has the perfect argument for Thanksgiving week.
I need that in my mouth hole.
Sadly he and his yellow teeth are still with us.
Sadly, no. Was seen getting in to suv on way to golf. Meh.