Devilishly Clever.
@devilishlyclever.bsky.social
Devil May Care Attitude. I just want to enjoy Social Media without leasing my soul to the devil. Former Twitter Exile. Clever, Witty, Non GMO. Former ISA. Current Freelancer/Corporate Intelligence. I find out who is being really bad. "Sine Pari."
created July 22, 2025
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So, that is how you control the masses and twist them to your ideology. Eclipses were passages in the Bible based on supernatural events. And it has been used to cause confusion, and fear. No one knew the sun disappeared, all they knew God was angry.
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I had to explain how religion works. First Prediction of a Solar Eclipse pre-dates the Bible. Predicting when an Eclipse would happen was easier. Using that time to bring forth..."GOD IS ANGRY! HE WILL TAKE AWAY THE SUN/THE MOON away from you if you do not repent, and take god into your hearts.
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Imagining Parenting from the Bible, and thinking..."I cannot get past the "GIVING MY ONLY SON FOR THE SINS OF MAN" part. Send a flood or something.
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No. I have Empathy. I could not leave any animal in the middle of highway. Brightside, He lived with us for 18 years.
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Bought him into work, he did know how to use a litter box, so I assume he got out, and lost. So I drove around the area, no signs of missing kitten. So off to Vet, checkup, shots, some kitten formula, and bottles. Took him home, Wife, and Daughters were like.'OMG WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN! Oh...Who this."
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I was pulling into the road, and to the right side. Trooper go out, said..."I was like...THIS CRAZY SOB IS GOING TO KILL SOMEONE...Then I Saw what you reached for, and I was like...DAMN! That is a good man!" So yeah. I had to wet kitten, stopped at a store, disposable litter box, some food, towel.
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Once CDS Hit me on the middle of I76 East Bound. Poor thing was trapped on the divider, in the rain. I got off, circled speeding back at over 100mph. State Trooper pulled me over, but I went to the left, and not the right. He pulled up behind me, I reached out, grabbed the kitten, signaled
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I once fiddled with the concept of "DOLPHIN". About a Dolphin trapped inside a large lake, and keeps outsmarting the locals trying to capture it. After researching Dolphins. I found them to be Rapey minded bastards. So, now I changed it to "MINNOW" where a minnow is exposed to nuclear waste.
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Could be worse. Yes. This is my phone. Yes. I have given up.
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Just wanted you to know your car warranty is about to expire. Just wanted you to know your car warranty is about to expire. Doctors do not want you to know this one simple trick. Your Car Warranty is about to expire.🚙+☠️
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Yeah, there is so many different directions an Invisible Man can go. Rapist is not one of them, and as smack in the face of HG Wells. Kind of like that Amazon bastardization of War of The Worlds.
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He sneezes, he becomes visible, and they catch him. Take him to jail. But, like all plot twist. He is recruited as a Spy to on other countries.
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As a fan of HG Wells, The Invisible Man was a travesty. I will be honest, I once floated a Modernization of The Invisible Man where it was a genetic mutation, that allowed My Version of the invisible man to turn invisible at will. But with a twist. He can remain invisible, if he does not sneeze.
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Well. The whole landing on a Male Prison planet had me biting my tongue, and well..It is a Male Prison, you drop a female off onto a Prison Planet of Males. Don't take much to figure out the undertones. And literally the planet made no sense in its existence.
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Yeah. Alien 3 was more like..."WTF Does this have to do with Xenomorphs? Why do we even need S/A's in movies? Was like they were trying to erase her heroism in Aliens.
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I may have shriek at the mere thought.
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Why I was confused because the gif if Alien 4, and god. That was like a Chinese Buffet that lost power in August for 5 days, and owners forgot to clear the buffet of the seafood.
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Why do they seem surprised. All sports can be manipulated. From Players, to Refs, to even coaches. Any, and all sports can be manipulated. A Person places a bet that X Player will get X Points/Yards/Scores. Player can come up short by one yard, and feign and injury.
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Alien 3???
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He has a spine???
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Army Mountaineers. SkiIng was mandatory back when I did it, and Snowboarding is also part of the training. Fun Part....You see me whizzing by.....Saluting the CO..."MORNING SIR BY SIR!" Then the guys at the bottom be like..."SHIT HERE COMES WILLIAMS! ALL 290 POUNDS OF HIM ON SKIS! EVERYONE RUN!"
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This is you probably see yourself.
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Because I aint gonna lie. 12 Hours of shooting, Director says cut....I am shaking my tail, and headed to the commissary and getting me something to eat, but better hit the bathroom first.
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The actor or the dog?
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"Well. HAZMAT Endorsement is monitored, and approved by Department of Homeland Security via FEMA and TSA. They run the background check, takes 60 days...HE WAS ALREADY FUCKING CLEARED TO WORK IN THE COUNTRY YOU DUMBASS SONS OF BITCHES! Illegal Immigrants cannot apply for HAZMAT Endorsement!"
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ICE is stupid. They stopped a Fuel Delivery Driver. I walked up..."Do You have a Class A CDL with Hazmat Endorsement?" Driver said "Yes." "Let me see it please. Trust me." He hands me his ID...PA CDL Class A Real ID Hazmat Endorsement. ICE: Yeah and?
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Yes. Do you have a Turtle Problem?
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Honestly, I want MAGA to take over a Planet. Preferably Mars. Convince them a New Planet void of Woke, Intelligence, Hygiene. Trump can be ruler of Mars.
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Irony. The video before The Brood entrance was the commercial for This is Spinal Tap 2.
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If you see this, QTP with a trio of awesomeness
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So any of my teenagers can be teachers?
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FINALLY!
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Grandma always said "If You cannot be your true self, then all of the world is a lie."
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Ziggy is my spirit animal, and I just woke up, and already planning my nap.
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Once The Pumpkin Spice everything gets in stores, it is fall...Accept your fate, and this pumpkin spice latte.
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Definitely needs a place on the list, and I need to find this series.
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Themes from the 60s, 70s, and 80s just hit different than theses from today. I think because of combination of actual songs, You got Sammy Davis Jr, singing Keep Your Eye on The Sparrow. I guess that is why I have a CD of TV Themes. here is a challenge. Give us your 70's ad 80's Cartoon Themes.
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Now, one theme I omitted because the show started in 68 and Ended in 73. For all fairness. To Your post, I kept it in the 70s. But. Undeniably The MOD Squad had the best uptempo, urban funky beat.
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Now me personally best theme songs from Cop Shows from The 70s 10. Rockford Files. 9. Adam 12. 8. Starsky and Hutch. 7. TJ Hooker. 6. CHiPs. 5. Miami Vice. 4. Kojak. 3. Baretta. 2. SWAT. Now I know, I said SWAT. it is Number 1 for Themes in my book, but from 73-74 Shaft was a TV Show as well.
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We have a Trivia Night at the Bar, wife and I attend Second Saturday of the month. Door Prizes 1,000 if you can guess all TV Theme songs from just 5 seconds. We are forbidden to play any more 😔
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Ok James. Which of those shows has the best theme, and why was it SWAT.
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Well with enough explosives and access to AF1 and AF2. I could quite possibly rig eje let me stop.
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I will argue RFKjr has seen the inside of a Meth Lab. Prove me wrong.
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I know You meant Princes of The Universe, but My Cat Miss Kitty approves of this name.
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use of 2 of them to be shared amongst 6 farms. Judge looked the lawsuit over, and automatically denied it based on.."Poor Judgement, and Poor Structure is not the fault of another Person."
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A Judge in Lancaster County Pennsylvania denied a lawsuit from Farmers. The Lawsuit? Demanding fair use of My Family Farm's Combines, Tractors, and Workers ( All our Farm Workers are either Natural Born, or Documented (2 out of 30). Because we have 4 Combines, they think they should be allowed
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I am Not afraid of heights, I am Against High Rapid Deceleration On To Hard Surfaces.
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experience wanted a full list of of all of our Domestic, and International contact. Same with Tulsi Gabbard. I looked at Fugate, and rolled my eyes, he made a comment towards me, I stood up, walked out. Someone told him.."He is ISA former Delta Force. Not a person who cares, and can survive prison."
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Thomas Fugate. Say his name. Let me put a little spin on this. When he was put in charge, he contacted all Person working in Counter Intelligence, Fact Finding, and Investigation, to ask what our background, and skill level was. At the time, Myself, long with enough people of 230 years combined.
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Philly: Yo!
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Jeni is in an all woman fantasy league. They are having their draft this afternoon. There are 12 Women at our house, and 20 more on zoom. Right. Is they are picking their draft order. I am going to leave before it gets ugly.
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Because under Texas Dram Shop Act. Bars are responsible for for making sure a patron is not oversold on drinks.
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Not about the crash per say, but more about the fire, and inability to get out of the cybertruck.
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I do admire someone who gets my humor, and returns in kind.😀
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Somehow that made so much sense.
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Shooting up schools, killing students is an evil Republicans cant grasp when it comes to guns..."It is THEIR GOD Given right you have guns." My 14 Year old.."They keep touting God for reason to having Guns. God gave his only son for sins of humanity, many people have lost their only child to guns."
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I have no (r)EGRETS abut this video.
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So, this is who Lily Munster would look like in modern times.
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It worked right up till Halloween 1938. Then all hell broke loose, and it was all because Orson Wells was so damn convincing that MARTIANS WERE ATTACKING EARTH!
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That was surprisingly good! Thank You!😀
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I'll follow him around the Horn, and around the Norway maelstrom, and around perdition's flames before I give him up.
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Relax Ahab, you barely got one good leg to stand on.
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Things said by a kid that make you go “ Sure you can use the arc welder…..wait….WHAT THE HELL DO YOU NEED AN ARC WELDER FOR?!”
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Oh Max. You're so Naive. So much time left in the year to top this.
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She is one of the reasons My 14 Year old is into programming, as she just started working as an app developer for Apple(With Parental Permission. Still have Labor Laws for Children) 'Already has MIT Intrested in her.
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So? You’re saying my spirit animal is actually a human child???!
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We will clink beer mugs when the last right wing blasts off to Mars.
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I’m waiting for Mrs. Field to slide into mine. And Mrs.Paul. Betty Crocker too. Mrs Butterworth and her fine…umm. Sara Lee. I may have problem. The only women I cheat on my wife with are all name brand foods.
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I have not hear that much screaming from women in a car since the great Starbucks fiasco of 2010 when one particular Starbucks ran out of Pumpkin Spice Lattes.
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Not to sound rude. But. That has to be the whitest white thing to have ever whited in the world of whiteness. That is literally American Cheese on Wonder Bread with a Glass of Milk, and a bowl of vanilla ice cream white. I am talking a White Guy dressed up as a White Guy playing a White Guy.
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Eugenio Súarez for Diamondbacks had 4 against the Brave back in April. And then last night to Kyle Schwarber for Phillies.
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Well if Schwarber is the 21st player to do so, odds are there are 20 other teams that allowed it.
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This is perhaps the dumbest post. Schwarber PLAYS for The Phillies. Why would he hit against The Phillies Pitching Staff?
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Did you seize the moment, or did your engine?
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That denotes something. Shall we look at how Starfleet decided the best course of action to win was to wipe out an entire species. 4 and half Vulcans don’t even make the top 20 of controversial Star Trek.
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Kirk and Uhuru were forced to kiss. Loaki and Bele were both half black face. TNG Wanted to copy Data and make them into an army of slaves. Which they eventually did. Kirk and Spock put on Nazi uniforms. Patterns of Force. And any other moments in Star Trek history.
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Day 4 of Datecation with Wife. Peddlers Village, and shopping at small Mom and Pop stores. We reserve the first week of the school year to just going on day excursions. We decided years ago to shop at small businesses.
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As much as I despise Trump. The one thing I would never wish upon someone is Cancer. I’m fortunate enough to not have anyone in my family, or close friends. But the ones that did. I saw the pain in them. One floor window fall would be the Russian way to go.
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My Grandmother had a theory. “The Brain starts to die when you stop feeding it. Read a book, dos puzzle, keep your mind active.” Not going to dispute, but she was sharp as a tack at 97 and still could kick are asses in jeopardy. Was a retired Math Teacher. Math Puzzles were her thing.
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That star burned out decades ago.
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A babbling ocean of misinformation.
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Well. Shit. I’ve got nothing.
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Yet, they do not realize. We are all one Nuclear War away from Technology becoming a forgotten memory, and men like them would be incapable of surviving. When the value of money is non existent, you pretty much don't get to survive for long.
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Literally. We are watch The Wil E Coyote Syndrome. Where no matter how it is presented, we all know how it will end. Catastrophic Failure.
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New Staff will be in place shortly.
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IT ONLY GOES UP TO 3X AND IT IS SOLD OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am 4x.
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Putin also wants a list of all Russians Back Channels, to which CIA has cultivated over decades.
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Told you not to go with the cape, and instead a more streamlined look. NOPE! You insisted on Super Right Wing Cape!
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I see what you did there.
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Yep. Idiot may become the most google search word within hours.
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Also McCoy sporting his halloween bowtie.
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6'5 290 Male enters the chat. And this is McCoy looking at me to figure out who I am, and what my intentions are.
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People of refined taste, we meet yet again.
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part of the tree was blocking the driveway. Today he found out Home Owner Insurance won't cover it because it was deemed a preventable accident.
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LMAO! My Closest Neighbor. Who is a Die Hard Trump Supporter. He has this tree that is dead, and has been told to cut it down. He refused. It crashed onto his his house, bought down electrical wires, burning the rest of the house to the ground. Fire Department could not get to the house because
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Bill? Does it not beg the question to as when he will be leaving the planet?
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Is it me, or is that image AI because his right foot is at an unnatural angle.
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HEAR ME OUT! Perhaps those kids knew who RFKjr was, and was scared shitless looking at the man trying to kill them. JUST SAYING!