With a bell to ring like hector salamanca
With a bell to ring like hector salamanca
Kali orexi!
Is he carrying a pair of In case I shit myself pants?
Okay, my 101-year-old grandfather is really enjoying the responses he’s gotten here, so I’ve finally convinced him to let me share something he’s been working on for years; a series of sculptures he calls “Trumpinnochios.” Here’s one of his best. I’ll share a few more in this thread.
The sheep!!
Nazi in a tan suit
*Colonel* Robert E. Lee. He was only a general in an illegal army
"Ashli Babbitt was a grown ass adult who made a series of conscious, ill-advised decisions to engage in treasonous behavior, and she got exactly what she deserved. She was a traitor. She was a threat to national security. There is no nuance needed here."
Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor
wtf is this nonsense? He thinks he can understand kid’s “mitochondrial challenges” just by looking at them? This is an insane person.
our occupying army won't even stand to the right on the escalator
🤞🤞🤞
If it wasn't clear before, it really should be now. These are enemies, not political opposition.
On the left, my warning from September 2024 about what Trump 2.0 would look like. On the right, recent headlines. I wish I'd been wrong. But because Trump is following a classic authoritarian playbook, it’s up to state and local governments to push back on this tyranny while it’s still possible.
WTAF are you doing??
“his bridge”
$ always at the top of their mind for everything
ICYMI, @samthielman.com wrote the best, most thorough & most honest eulogy of James Dobson you’ll read:
I guarantee you that none of the men who paid for sex with the girls Maxwell and Epstein trafficked were roofers looking for work at a Home Depot
I wish I hadn’t googled the soup part😬
The military occupation of DC just got a whole lot worse with propagandist Charlie Kirk pushing the language of the Rwandan genocide: DC residents are "cockroaches". That word is not an accident. Everyone, even community college dropout Kirk, knows what this means. 1/ h/t @ftpmutualaid.bsky.social
this is why i tell people to try ready-to-wear first. custom is risky bc you can be out here railing against "white hippies and communists," but your tailor has you looking crazy without a breast pocket.
“‘Oh look, it's couch-fucker,’ one person shouted in a video shared on social media. Another added, ‘You gonna fuck a couch, buddy?’ As the heckling escalated, chants of ‘Go fuck a couch, JD Vance!’ and ‘pussy boy’ filled the busy train station.” www.complex.com/life/a/marke...
He’s so fucking impressed with himself
Ditto
He thinks history museums should be about the future?
Same ppl who drink colostrum
We’re also hostage to a fascism loving republican congress and christo fascist Supreme Court
Eccentric is an interesting way to say religious fanatic
It’s too bad we don’t have Neighborhood Watch style apps with corporate crime alerts. “Company X has looted $250 million from your pension” etc.
John Barron I bet
She used ChatKGB to write it
what donald trump wants more than anything is video of american soldiers gunning down american citizens
They’re ready!
Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
This is the future for all of us non gazillionaires
Says they’re “for recruitment purposes” 😳
Kyle Rittenhouse en masse 😡
I'll say it a thousand times -- any account of the past that only celebrates the good parts of a nation without reckoning with the bad is not what we call "history" It is propaganda, pure and simple.
He makes it sound very mad maxish, of course
ATV riding youths in downtown DC is just not even close to a believable anecdote
On @BBC today Trump’s takeover of the D.C. police & deployment of National Guard in response to a non-existent “emergency” was discussed by @washingtonpost.com editor @francesssellers.bsky.social w/a (fact-free) focus on crime & homelessness. Nothing on Trump’s racism or authoritarianism.
Uh, does he think DC’s tiny slice of low income housing is like a Starrett City money maker for him and his real estate buddies??
We’re subsidizing in more ways than most ppl know. Walmart, Amazon, McDonalds and other large companies have tons of ft employees on Snap and Medicaid.
Then who will do the jobs which are ‘not worth paying much’ to do? Every job contributes to a company’s value. Some more than others but they all deserve a livable wage especially if the c suite is taking in obscene compensation.
EDITED?? They must pay 20 gazillion dollars or else!
That fascist little Keebler elf has such a punchable face😡
The beach umbrellas add a nice touch to this food court
Probably an elderberry syrup and colloidal silver enema you must take during a full moon
Where exactly is the money going and who controls its use?
"We're all throwing dildos at women athletes to promote our memecoin" really puts a fine point on not just how sexist, mean and stupid so much of right now is, but also the grim degree to which we're just inundated with Stuff a 15-Year-Old Dipshit Would Think is Cool. A confederacy of Beavises.
“I love making women upset” is a really underestimated motivation of modern conservatism
“We don’t erase history” says the sentient can of body spray who took Medgar Evers and Harvey Milk’s names off Navy ships
Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.
Using “results and info gained from the 2024 election” means what exactly?
The back rent and Martin’s refusal to sign the assault warrant was a mere blip in the Washington Post earlier this year😡
They also don’t “fire” drivers who decide to go on a massive spending spree with the credit cards they find in your left behind purse even after they've also been notified of the criminal case conviction. Their entire reporting system is a black hole of nothingness.
Omg Trailer😂
If only😈
In their world the 40% who voted against him are NPCs. How long until they establish a Republican only constituents services office?
Is a liberal arts education cooked?
It’s his birthday today and by doing this we’re all remembering him and the still infuriating tragedy, aren’t we? #changetheref
Every story on Trump and gov’t stats should reference his felony conviction for falsifying business records. Seems relevant.
Otherwise known as “host bodies” 😡
They’re going to griftrent the space
🤸♂️🎯
Emil Bove's confirmation was only possible because Democrats caved to a vile right-wing smear campaign of Adeel Mangi, who would have been the first Muslim appeals court judge, when Biden nominated him for the same seat last year. Absolutely disgraceful. Bove's confirmation is on them, too.
the republican party is a criminal conspiracy against the american republic
Dems should vow to impeach Bove and any nominee who did not testify truthfully under oath
Surprised he chose “some random country” for his summer holiday- how very regular guy in a Midwest diner of him
REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.
Oh I have been waiting on this one.
I hate these people so goddamn much thebarbedwire.com/2025/07/25/t...
Believable to his trumpanzee cultists is all that matters
The former CEO of My Faith Votes, a prominent conservative Christian activist, has pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography. My Faith Votes was founded in 2015 to mobilize millions of conservative Christians to vote in elections.
These people were immigrants.
‘I’ll be sitting in on meeting and discussions as an observer” sounds about right for an apparatchik
As Trump refuses to leave the stage, Chelsea’s Cole Palmer is all of us, all the time. “What is he doing?!” (🎥 CH5 Sport)
Written by a former Jared Kushner’s Observer reporter/transcriber
This is not new information. Maybe a pre-11/2024 laser focus on it would’ve been helpful.
Jeffrey's file doesn't exist and it was probably written by Democrats anyway. Please excuse him from the assignment to present it today. Signed, Epstein's mother.
Curious what happened to all these people who prevented proper flood warnings for Kerr County because of their conspiracy theory insanity. youtu.be/Q8QI2v51p4A?...
File this under things they don’t care one iota about
"noted by some other news outlets" Yeah it was awfully generous of @marisakabas.bsky.social to ghostwrite this entire article for Politico like that. :3
Be proud
Texas can't adequately warn people about deadly floods, but it can immediately let me know that a cop got hurt 250 miles away from me.
Those icon eggs!
A perfect movie
The New York Times might want to read up on when it's appropriate to use anonymous sources, according to (checks notes) The New York Times, from an article dated 6/11/25.
I really really do not think most Democratic politicians understand how many normie democrats think we will need Nuremberg-esque truth & reconciliation investigations and trials of leading Republican officials the next time we are in power
Scoop of shit, yes
Read the room, you complicit hack
It's one reason I'm not crying a ton of tears over reports that rural hospitals are going to be massacred. Voters in these areas are grown adults. They could learn stuff and let that shape their votes. Instead, they vote for the guy who's taking their hospital because he tells them lies they like.
Trying to think of something fun to do on July 4th. Because I sure as hell won't be celebrating this ignorant, dishonest, selfish, and cruel country.
NEW: Wait, so when does all that stuff in the Senate tax bill take effect? It was the single most frequent question we received, so a team of reporters put together an overview. In short: Tax cuts now, big and costly benefit cuts later after the election www.nytimes.com/2025/07/02/u...
The Senators that voted 'yes' on this disastrous bill represent more than 30 million FEWER Americans than the Senators that voted 'no.'
Looks like a Zyn nicotine patch on the decaying gum of a professional hypocrite grifter
