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Andrew Dilley

@dilleyandrew.bsky.social

Marinating in Worthing.

created February 7, 2024

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Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes the Google excerpt is LLM :-) The stethoscope isn't.

2/9/2025, 9:50:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Google pattern recognition.

2/9/2025, 5:36:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

That's LLM. Not the same.

2/9/2025, 5:35:13 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

Cue more smug 'AI junk' posts.

2/9/2025, 5:33:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chris Philp sounds like a dick. Not making a wider point.

2/9/2025, 5:14:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

The Court of King Trump.

2/9/2025, 5:09:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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'BlueSky is very unwelcoming' - BillThePony.

1/9/2025, 5:21:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

Suzy Izzard.

1/9/2025, 5:19:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

Who is Steve Laws and why?

1/9/2025, 5:15:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A bit too much of BlueSky enjoys looking aghast at X.

28/8/2025, 6:03:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

I think of 'mulch' as anything organic put on the surface that keeps moisture below. Some composts will do that (some will dry out super fast though!) Late reply cos notifications are being a bit random lately.

28/8/2025, 4:09:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck. that.

27/8/2025, 5:44:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

Good. Cos it's not an industry, it's a mess of a bubble of piracy that needs putting down.

27/8/2025, 5:41:46 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

Put Kristi in it and brick it up.

27/8/2025, 5:30:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, 'punctuated streets'? No.

27/8/2025, 5:18:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

What? What?

27/8/2025, 5:17:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm a fan of no-dig (or I'm lazy) so subscribe to 'feed the soil'. If you build it, worms will come...

27/8/2025, 4:47:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

Am sure better answers on the way, but organic mulch (afaik that would include good compost) will feed and suppress evaporation.

27/8/2025, 4:44:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)

Wring some more hands.

27/8/2025, 4:23:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh wait you're being serious?

23/8/2025, 6:03:22 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's got stupid tiny hands. He's got half-open eyes. He's got a tiny pouty mouth. He's obese. He wears stupid make-up. He can barely speak. Hail to your chief. Yeah and ad-hom, you bet.

23/8/2025, 5:44:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)

It would be a mercy killing.

23/8/2025, 5:40:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One angry delivery made me not trust Amazon again for.. oo 3 months? Do they factor that in?

23/8/2025, 5:39:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

'please come fuck me' in his mind

23/8/2025, 5:19:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

Efter... incumpetent...butiful ladies

23/8/2025, 5:18:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One-by-one, two-by-two...

23/8/2025, 5:15:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The ones I seen wouldn't fit through that tube.

23/8/2025, 5:14:25 PM | 341 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

Abstocol

23/8/2025, 5:13:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

Can we hear his breathing?

23/8/2025, 5:12:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh Dean. Very former.

23/8/2025, 5:11:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I vow to eat a burger before this day is out.

23/8/2025, 4:49:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

This is why C4 had that George Melly arts quiz. Gen miss that.

23/8/2025, 4:42:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

Double take

23/8/2025, 4:39:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

Hard owl stare.
23/8/2025, 4:33:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait-up I just scrolled back

23/8/2025, 4:31:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh it's art

23/8/2025, 4:30:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

How are you not banned lol

23/8/2025, 4:28:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)

Convicted liar lies about her convicted co-liar. BBC News - Ghislaine Maxwell denies seeing 'inappropriate' conduct by Trump www.bbc.com/news/article...

23/8/2025, 4:27:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)

Did I dream Orson Welles advertised Cracker Barrel?

23/8/2025, 4:26:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

That's my solemn promise made to God. You want proof? You couldn't handle the proof.

23/8/2025, 4:22:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)

I vow to take a shit either today or tomorrow morning.

23/8/2025, 4:20:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

He still looks 12.

23/8/2025, 4:17:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)

USA presents itself as a brutal country needing military intervention in major cities.. and tourism is down?

23/8/2025, 4:16:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly, do their own research. Consumer protection drags us all down.

23/8/2025, 4:12:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

Finally ground out a phone call and complaint registered. They really don't want a method to say delivery was bad.

23/8/2025, 4:09:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

:-) I genuinely had a phase of cheap supermarket milk and a poor fridge leading to milk lasting less than 2 days, so buggered to waste it.

23/8/2025, 4:07:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Amazon finding new ways to piss customers off.

23/8/2025, 4:05:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)

I can't seem to tell Amazon that the delivery was shit.

23/8/2025, 3:28:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Any chance of Amazon guys ringing the doorbell and not dumping stuff?

23/8/2025, 3:25:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder, is there any law preventing a sitting president being assassinated? Today for example?

23/8/2025, 3:12:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

And it 100% looks better than my mush.

23/8/2025, 3:09:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

Is QI still going, cos this sounds like a question for 'W'

23/8/2025, 3:08:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

Dumped X and feeling fine.

23/8/2025, 2:51:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are there only inadequate men in the US law enforcement now?

23/8/2025, 2:50:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

Doing the cock strut.

23/8/2025, 2:49:01 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

Better than Kemi knickers.

23/8/2025, 2:42:34 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can't wait for the USA World Cup of mass arrests! Have A Nice Day y'all!!

23/8/2025, 2:41:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

She did quite funny TV reviews in the original Independent. Fuck you Andreas.

23/8/2025, 2:26:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)

Very angry with BBC reporting stuff 'cos other people said it'. They are choosing what they amplify. They could choose to ignore the highly partisan Daily Telegraph. @drbeccycoopermp.bsky.social please, maybe the Gov has some input?

23/8/2025, 2:24:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

I think @thedrewstarr.bsky.social explained it to me, I see 'oldest first'.

23/8/2025, 2:17:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

No *you* define indigenous. I'll wait but only for 2-3 generations.

23/8/2025, 2:14:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

Car should have finished the job.

23/8/2025, 2:12:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How long before Connolly.. na fuck it, bored with her.

23/8/2025, 2:02:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah, see it.

23/8/2025, 1:57:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bring back compunet. Lovely walled-garden.

23/8/2025, 1:42:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

Stop innovating you maniacs, I'm 60 in a week.

23/8/2025, 1:40:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

Bad enough learning one new UI..

23/8/2025, 1:40:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean she lied once and got jailed so I think she learned her lesson.

23/8/2025, 1:38:25 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

Jimmy from 'Goodfellas' face when he decides to off Morris.
23/8/2025, 1:36:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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'Ghislaine Maxwell would prefer not to be murdered'. That's the story.

23/8/2025, 1:33:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope they stuff Trump and put it in the Smithsonian.

23/8/2025, 1:24:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

'oldest replies first' mode on.

23/8/2025, 1:23:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

Hmm, supposedly no algo here but I didn't see those kind of comments.

23/8/2025, 1:21:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've just understood cocktails #epiphany #longislandicedtea

23/8/2025, 1:09:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But when Trump is dead, what will matter?

23/8/2025, 1:07:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Saw a post about a corn dog like it's a real thing?

23/8/2025, 12:59:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel a meme...

23/8/2025, 12:58:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kick him in balls and nick the package. Wait it's my package.

23/8/2025, 12:57:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A 12-2pm delivery revised to 3:30-5:30, 4 mins before 2pm. Glad I got nothing to do Amazon. Be aware I'll be very very drunk.

23/8/2025, 12:55:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So I def had a few already but torn between cancelling TV Licence (cos despair at the editorial and weakness) but then it feeds the 'scrap the BBC' and I think we need a BBC.

23/8/2025, 12:52:35 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

He nearly gets it. This show is all about the froth tho.

23/8/2025, 12:48:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The BBC shouldn't be reporting Farage's 'vows' on its front page. Also ban the word 'vow'. It's not the middle ages.

23/8/2025, 12:46:59 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

Also blaming TV quiz shows for making contestants explain their thought process.

23/8/2025, 11:56:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Replacing 'BBC' with 'Daily Telegraph' in your post, is exactly how the BBC should have led.

23/8/2025, 11:27:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

Remarkably restrained.

23/8/2025, 11:24:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More that BBC can't report a shitty Pearson column in Telegraph without making it clickbait.

23/8/2025, 11:21:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nicely done @privateeyenews.bsky.social

A cartoon 'make' of a headstone for Biddy Baxter. From Private Eye magazine #1656.
23/8/2025, 11:18:35 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)

Getting quite close to not using BBC news app as primary source any more. Leaning into trusting 'vibes' more.

23/8/2025, 11:05:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

Trying so hard to be a Trump, bless him.

21/8/2025, 9:07:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I usually barely-simmer it with lemon juice until the solids break off then strain through muslin and mash with plenty black pepper and salt. Now I type that, it doesn't sound convincing.

21/8/2025, 9:05:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes *probably*. I've always used-up 'off' milk to make a sorta-cheese. But I'm no cheese scientist.

21/8/2025, 8:55:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz348bs

How is that tea tastes nice, biscuits taste nice, and biscuits dipped in tea taste nice, but that sludge you get at the bottom of a cup of tea tastes like sick? Perhaps the so-called
21/8/2025, 7:19:42 PM | 172 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

Still thinking about going for the World Cup?

Joe Swanson saying
21/8/2025, 8:40:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The VP describing some of his fellow citizens.

21/8/2025, 8:33:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Badenoch is being a cunt. As these are only words she's fine with it.

21/8/2025, 6:59:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's a mob boss.

20/8/2025, 4:02:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well he got a good haul.

17/8/2025, 6:49:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A human published that ad!

17/8/2025, 2:45:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent

Is it at all possible that he may be .. trolling?

17/8/2025, 2:35:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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UK toilets are perfectly capable of exceeding most bums.

16/8/2025, 3:52:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view