Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes the Google excerpt is LLM :-) The stethoscope isn't.
Marinating in Worthing.
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Yes the Google excerpt is LLM :-) The stethoscope isn't.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Google pattern recognition.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
That's LLM. Not the same.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Cue more smug 'AI junk' posts.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)
Chris Philp sounds like a dick. Not making a wider point.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
The Court of King Trump.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)
'BlueSky is very unwelcoming' - BillThePony.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Suzy Izzard.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Who is Steve Laws and why?
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)
A bit too much of BlueSky enjoys looking aghast at X.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
I think of 'mulch' as anything organic put on the surface that keeps moisture below. Some composts will do that (some will dry out super fast though!) Late reply cos notifications are being a bit random lately.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck. that.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Good. Cos it's not an industry, it's a mess of a bubble of piracy that needs putting down.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Put Kristi in it and brick it up.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, 'punctuated streets'? No.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
What? What?
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm a fan of no-dig (or I'm lazy) so subscribe to 'feed the soil'. If you build it, worms will come...
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Am sure better answers on the way, but organic mulch (afaik that would include good compost) will feed and suppress evaporation.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)
Wring some more hands.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh wait you're being serious?
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)
He's got stupid tiny hands. He's got half-open eyes. He's got a tiny pouty mouth. He's obese. He wears stupid make-up. He can barely speak. Hail to your chief. Yeah and ad-hom, you bet.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)
It would be a mercy killing.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)
One angry delivery made me not trust Amazon again for.. oo 3 months? Do they factor that in?
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
'please come fuck me' in his mind
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Efter... incumpetent...butiful ladies
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
One-by-one, two-by-two...
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
The ones I seen wouldn't fit through that tube.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Abstocol
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Can we hear his breathing?
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh Dean. Very former.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)
I vow to eat a burger before this day is out.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
This is why C4 had that George Melly arts quiz. Gen miss that.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Double take
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait-up I just scrolled back
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh it's art
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
How are you not banned lol
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)
Convicted liar lies about her convicted co-liar. BBC News - Ghislaine Maxwell denies seeing 'inappropriate' conduct by Trump www.bbc.com/news/article...
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)
Did I dream Orson Welles advertised Cracker Barrel?
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
That's my solemn promise made to God. You want proof? You couldn't handle the proof.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)
I vow to take a shit either today or tomorrow morning.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
He still looks 12.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)
USA presents itself as a brutal country needing military intervention in major cities.. and tourism is down?
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly, do their own research. Consumer protection drags us all down.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Finally ground out a phone call and complaint registered. They really don't want a method to say delivery was bad.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
:-) I genuinely had a phase of cheap supermarket milk and a poor fridge leading to milk lasting less than 2 days, so buggered to waste it.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)
Amazon finding new ways to piss customers off.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)
I can't seem to tell Amazon that the delivery was shit.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)
Any chance of Amazon guys ringing the doorbell and not dumping stuff?
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)
I wonder, is there any law preventing a sitting president being assassinated? Today for example?
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
And it 100% looks better than my mush.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Is QI still going, cos this sounds like a question for 'W'
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Dumped X and feeling fine.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)
Are there only inadequate men in the US law enforcement now?
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Doing the cock strut.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Better than Kemi knickers.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)
Can't wait for the USA World Cup of mass arrests! Have A Nice Day y'all!!
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
She did quite funny TV reviews in the original Independent. Fuck you Andreas.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)
Very angry with BBC reporting stuff 'cos other people said it'. They are choosing what they amplify. They could choose to ignore the highly partisan Daily Telegraph. @drbeccycoopermp.bsky.social please, maybe the Gov has some input?
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
I think @thedrewstarr.bsky.social explained it to me, I see 'oldest first'.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
No *you* define indigenous. I'll wait but only for 2-3 generations.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Car should have finished the job.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)
How long before Connolly.. na fuck it, bored with her.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, see it.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)
Bring back compunet. Lovely walled-garden.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Stop innovating you maniacs, I'm 60 in a week.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Bad enough learning one new UI..
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean she lied once and got jailed so I think she learned her lesson.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)
'Ghislaine Maxwell would prefer not to be murdered'. That's the story.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)
I hope they stuff Trump and put it in the Smithsonian.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
'oldest replies first' mode on.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Hmm, supposedly no algo here but I didn't see those kind of comments.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)
I've just understood cocktails #epiphany #longislandicedtea
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)
But when Trump is dead, what will matter?
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)
Saw a post about a corn dog like it's a real thing?
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel a meme...
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Kick him in balls and nick the package. Wait it's my package.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)
A 12-2pm delivery revised to 3:30-5:30, 4 mins before 2pm. Glad I got nothing to do Amazon. Be aware I'll be very very drunk.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)
So I def had a few already but torn between cancelling TV Licence (cos despair at the editorial and weakness) but then it feeds the 'scrap the BBC' and I think we need a BBC.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
He nearly gets it. This show is all about the froth tho.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)
The BBC shouldn't be reporting Farage's 'vows' on its front page. Also ban the word 'vow'. It's not the middle ages.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Also blaming TV quiz shows for making contestants explain their thought process.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Replacing 'BBC' with 'Daily Telegraph' in your post, is exactly how the BBC should have led.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Remarkably restrained.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
More that BBC can't report a shitty Pearson column in Telegraph without making it clickbait.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)
Getting quite close to not using BBC news app as primary source any more. Leaning into trusting 'vibes' more.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Trying so hard to be a Trump, bless him.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
I usually barely-simmer it with lemon juice until the solids break off then strain through muslin and mash with plenty black pepper and salt. Now I type that, it doesn't sound convincing.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes *probably*. I've always used-up 'off' milk to make a sorta-cheese. But I'm no cheese scientist.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Still thinking about going for the World Cup?
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
The VP describing some of his fellow citizens.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social)
Badenoch is being a cunt. As these are only words she's fine with it.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
He's a mob boss.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Well he got a good haul.
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
A human published that ad!
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it at all possible that he may be .. trolling?
Andrew Dilley (@dilleyandrew.bsky.social) reply parent
UK toilets are perfectly capable of exceeding most bums.