Kepano Kolohe (@alala55.bsky.social) reposted
US Navy vet. Retired Engineering Project Manager. Amateur jazz guitarist.
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view profile on Bluesky Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry to hear that, but we are now both qualified to laugh at Trump if it turns out that he did have a stroke.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
They have.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
He was simply there at that time. He didn’t fix anything, but he made speeches, so he got credit. Plus, he’s gotten way worse since then.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
You’ll get into trouble here, because when this first happened, it was Southern Democrats. They behaved as Republicans do now, but you’ll get MAGA people ramming it down your throat that Democrats were the slave owners. Which is true, but the parties have reversed since then.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social)
I’d unplug him if my cell phone was fully charged.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
Did both myself. I got (mostly) over the stroke, but I’ll NEVER lose the woke.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
Overload? Okay, we’re not talking about his diaper. We’re talking about the fake, gaudy gold in the White House.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
That is an act of WAR by Russia against Germany.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social)
And KEEP it at the top of the news afterwards. You KNOW they’re going to deny, gaslight, and dodge after this happens. That’s fine - we know it will happen. But the more we push, and the more they deny it, the more press it will get, and the more MAGA will (maybe) question their cult leader.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t worry. He won’t do it again. Right? RIGHT?!!!!
Keith Muise (@keithmuise.bsky.social) reposted
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Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
Can you please show us what “tech dead” looks like?
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, but the trouble is, EVERYTHING about Donald Trump is fake.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought that was the point.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social)
Assume. Wish. What’s the difference.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social)
You’re underestimating how stupid and gullible MAGA cult members are.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
Was Giuliani the one committing the domestic violence? Asking for all the people who don’t believe that piece of shit would help anyone.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
No. Karma would be if Trump died 800,000 times, to match the number of people he killed with COVID. But I’ll take him having a stroke as the next best thing.
Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger.bsky.social) reposted
People, please stop ruining my "he could be dead" party. Sure maybe JD can control a cult while being controlled by an in-fighting committee of trillionaire shadow POTUS bros. I don't think so. But even so, he'll still be very dead. Dead is good. We have to find joy where we can.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social)
Please, let’s!
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
“Good night, even to my liberal meanies who won’t stop talking about the Epstein Files, which I am not on, by the way. Many people are say that among the people not on Epstein’s list, Donald J Trump is not on there the most. It’s quite magnificent how not on Epstein’s list I am.”
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
He wants to force people to used Elon Musk’s hacked voting machines. That doesn’t work with mail-in ballots. Luckily, this decision isn’t up to the president.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
Incorrect. It is Trump who is not normal. How many days went between public appearances of all PRIOR Presidents? Just because we see Trump say some stupid shit in public every 15 minutes, THAT is not normal. Is he on the verge of death? Let’s hope so.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
I only want to see a photo of Trump lying with Ivana on (or rather under) the golf course.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social)
These people have day jobs. They’re not enlisted in the military. They volunteer to help when NEEDED. They don’t volunteer to take leave from their normal job, just to be used as pawns by a malignant narcissist.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
Anything and everything that was a song involved in the Viet Nam resistance movement. “Fortunate Son” (CCR) being on the top of my list.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
Thoughts and prayers. (Not really. Fuck that guy.)
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay - when this shit bag somehow acquires the legal ability to do this, I’ll worry about it. In the meantime, I’ll sit in my home in California and wait for 2 things: 1) My ballot to automatically come in the mail 2) Donald Trump to die a long, slow, painful death.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
Been there.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
Same: White guy here. In our history, white people have: - Kidnapped, enslaved, beat, raped (and more) black people; - Murdered Native Americans and stole their land; - Nuked Japanese civilians. I’m not uncomfortable. I’m ashamed.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m not getting my hopes up until he has no more health.
LorennaCleary.bsky.social (@lorennacleary.bsky.social) reposted
Exceptional framing. Perfect track. Best props ever.
The Bulwark (@thebulwark.com) reposted
"She did not die defending the Constitution. She died trying to overturn it. She was not protecting lives at a gate in Iraq; she was forcing her way through windows in the Capitol to stop the peaceful transfer of power." New from @markhertling.bsky.social:
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social)
See, you people see this as a bad thing. I see this as JD Vance FINALLY taking FULL CREDIT for mass shootings in America. The first step in Recovery is to admit that you have a problem. JD Vance has finally admitted that he IS the problem.
KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 (@mary1kathy.bsky.social) reposted
I’m no longer a Californian but they’re the only state with the resources, and Governor, capable of carrying this off. Don’t let America turn into a science wasteland because of MAGA Morons! 🙏
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
Funny, because Newsom IS governing his own state.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
Thoughts and prayers.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, nobody saw THAT coming. As an incompetent malignant narcissist, Trump has no choice but to eventually throw EVERYONE under the bus. Because since he’s incompetent, nothing will ever go right, and since he’s a malignant narcissist, it’s ALWAYS someone else’s fault.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social)
Don’t fucking tease me!
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
Correction: Judge makes clear that it’s illegal to expand fast-track deportations. When’s the last time Trump either listened to a judge, or did something legally?
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
Excellent! Now how do we ENFORCE it? How do you stop the 4-year-old with a flamethrower from burning MORE things down? Telling him he’s not ALLOWED to use a flamethrower doesn’t work. So what do we do?
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
You have this backwards. If you give a greedy person a billion dollars, they will want 2 billion, 5 billion, 20, 50… If you give a good person a billion dollars, it doesn’t MAKE them greedy, or need MORE. But it’s greedy people who are more likely to chase a billion dollars in the first place.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social)
So, some of us were saying this BEFORE the election, just based on Shit Head’s campaign promises.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social)
Perhaps these fuckers never read the 11th Commandment: “Thou shalt not be a greedy, corrupt piece of shit.”
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
There are not too many people that I wish were dead…
Robert Garcia (@robertgarcia.bsky.social) reposted
We have a path to win the House AND the Senate in 2026. Fight. Organize. A better country is possible.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
Did the troopers dance? Just curious…
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Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, considering that Laura Ingram is a Nazi, they should have fired her when she publicly gave the salute. But maybe that’s just me.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
Susan Collins: “Just let me get through this…” There’s so much to this: 1) She didn’t have to attend this ceremony. 2) She obviously did it to PRETEND she cares. 3) Asking the crowd to help her - She gives zero shits about them. Why should they care about her? 4) She obviously didn’t listen to them.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
What does “complete the job” mean?
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
Ashli Babbitt is responsible for HER OWN death. The was an Army vet, which means that she swore an oath to uphold the Constitution. She violated that oath when she decided to join an anti-Constitution cult. Then, she committed suicide-by-cop when she ignored warnings by a cop who was aiming at her.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe he’ll announce a vacation until January.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
What “border” are they protecting? The one that you need to SWIM 22 miles in order to get to Canada, or the one that you need to DRIVE 1,300 miles to in order to get to Mexico? These fuckers are just trying to spread their hate and fear EVERYWHERE. Can’t wait until Trump’s last day is like Hitler’s.
CajunBlueAZ ⚜️🇺🇸 🇺🇦 (@cajunblue.bsky.social) reposted
❤️
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, that and ignoring the cop who was pointing a gun at her head and ordering her to stop.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
He disrespected Trump’s clown show gestapo, so they need to make an example of him. Who knows how many brown people will be allowed to walk the streets of America in peace if people don’t show respect for Trump’s Proud Boy Army?
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social)
I’m SO fucking tired of both, the performances, and the glorification of traitorous criminals by the Trump clown show administration.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social)
Maybe, but in their defense, these two shit stains have no idea what their jobs actually are.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social)
Hump a flag on stage and they make you president.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
Excellent! Show her the fucking door.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
Bullshit!!! That’s not how it works. (Ask James Madison, Lincoln, Woodrow Wilson, FDR, LBJ, and W Bush.) But he’ll SAY that’s how it works, he’ll start a war, and the fucking clowns that do everything he says without question will try to prevent the 2028 President Gavin “48” Newsom election.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
Eric Trump can shove the ENTIRE White House up his ass.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh come on! He won’t kill ALL of us. Only about 60% of us.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay, but if Katie Porter goes, I’m voting for HER.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
I can only imagine voting FOR Kamala Harris, because holding onto our democracy is WAY more important than the price of eggs, and STILL ending up with all that shit.
Richard Pütz (@richardmusing.bsky.social) reposted
"A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people." —The Declaration of Independence
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social)
On the bright side, I’m pretty sure that self-made billionaire Taylor Swift is not taking marital (or any other) advice from Charlie “I Still Live In My Mom’s Basement” Kirk.
Secret Agent Number Six (@designationsix.bsky.social) reposted
A lot of people are saying Trump belongs in prison.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social)
THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO OF ALL TIME!
Phlip 🇵🇪🦖🤖 (@penbird42.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
You are allowed to break a regulation if there is a prior obstructing force which compels you not to obey the regulation. That's the law. Immigrants no longer have the requirement to show up for their immigration hearings
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
Solution - Deport ICE.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe, but we’re all paying MORE for this “small” government. How does THAT work?
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social)
I’m waiting to see what Trump does to try and silence these women.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember when all the MAGA jackasses SWORE that they would never watch another NFL game after this movement? Yeah, they’re all happily drinking their Coors Light, watching football, as the “police” get more and more brutal every day.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social)
Is “concerned” too strong of a word? Maybe these guys should get some tips from Susan Collins. She really knows how to make things happen.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
Ukraine didn’t GO to war, stupid fuck. Putin declared war on Ukraine. When is it going to happen that I open Bluesky and every single post is about Trump being dead? Holding my breath isn’t working.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
Because stupid fuckers who are easily fooled by a con man are allowed to vote. (Also, Elon rigged the election.)
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
He doesn’t think he deserves a Nobel Peace Prize. He just WANTS it. And he’s a spoiled 4-year-old, so he’s trying to make his cult followers believe he deserves it. Luckily, it’s not up to them.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
EXACTLY!
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s counting on his gullible, easily-brainwashed cult followers to go, “Yeah! I’d rather have a dictator than crime,” because they’re too stupid to understand that the two are not related. Trump IS crime!
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social)
This stupid fucker doesn’t quite understand that the government of California is WAY smarter than his team of clowns. Don’t you think that Newsom’s team looked into the legality of this move before they did it? I will be SO HAPPY to vote in the CA Special Election this November.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
Walz: "It boggles my damn mind that in the midst of a military takeover of our cities, the flaunting of the rule of law, that the press finds the need to talk about, 'Oh, there's a division in the Dem Party.' There's a division in my damn house & we're still married and things are good. That's life"
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
And imagine that. The protesters were RIGHT.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social)
I promise you: If it becomes illegal to speak up, I will STILL be speaking up. Cuz, fuck those guys.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
A lot of people are saying that Donald Trump will end his political career the same way that Saddam Hussein did.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
That wasn’t “our” response. OUR response was to root for COVID when Trump got it.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
We were ALL right. They just said it on national TV.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
January 20, 2025.
Doug Profitt (@doug-profitt.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s not true. They’re actually going to pay us 10% of the previous cost to take the drugs. It’s gonna be great!