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Doug Hanke

@dougmakingstuff.com

Full-stack developer living in Portland. Avid reader, coffee drinker, Pikmin wrangler. I watch a lot of MST3K and Columbo

created June 30, 2023

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Profile picture Doug Hanke (@dougmakingstuff.com)

If you see this, QTP with a title screen that's iconic to you! www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJFJ...

3/9/2025, 4:56:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But makes some people furious that someone is getting something for nothing, so we somehow need “one more trial” before implementing it.

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If I owned a coffee shop, this would be on display as a museum piece. Snoopy and Woodstock rollerskating!! OMG

3/9/2025, 3:16:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel like Australia or New Zealand should make a spy film where their job is to discretely save the world while the US and UK teams blow up everything under the sun, two countries over from where the real problems are.

3/9/2025, 2:53:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A better world IS possible. I am 100% on-board with this reaction.

3/9/2025, 1:03:57 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Doug Hanke (@dougmakingstuff.com)

My mom spent all weekend vacationing in a remote cabin that had no internet or TV. So on the one hand she didn't have to read the news for three days. On the other hand, she didn't get to speculate on the aliveness of the president all weekend, so I think she missed out.

3/9/2025, 12:57:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My main memories of San Francisco are visiting friends, walking up the most ridiculous hills, and drinking far too much but it was OK because I was younger and invincible. The SF they're describing sounds wretched and un-fun.

3/9/2025, 12:55:41 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture muscular baby jeb lund (@mobute.bsky.social) reposted

you'd think the governor of illinois basically going "we're being invaded by an authoritarian" would be something you'd see real easy on the front page of most everything an hour later

2/9/2025, 10:02:50 PM | 12294 2695 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Doug Hanke (@dougmakingstuff.com)

Trump take shawls. Trump take blankets.

2/9/2025, 8:43:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg (@theradr.bsky.social) reposted

A better world is possible. There are roadmaps for our collective liberation. We don't have to be reinventing the wheel during the biggest crises of our own lifetimes, we don't.

Life is a Sacred Text offers liberation-forward nourishment for your heart, soul, and noggin. LiST uses ancient stories to help illuminate our lives and to help us to see ourselves and the moment in which we live more clearly. These sacred myths– combined with historical scholarship and more– can serve as mirrors and lights, teaching us how to better be who we’re meant to be; how to best enact the messy business of community care; and what we can learn from those defying Empire. This a project for everyone—for Jews and non-Jews, for people who believe in God, people who don’t, and people who are kind of *shrug emoji* on the subject.
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Profile picture Doug Hanke (@dougmakingstuff.com)

Had a team lunch at Jollibee and now I need a nap to recover. Also you are limited to 10 fruit pies when you go through the drive through. Think of others, won't you?

2/9/2025, 8:22:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Actually, crap, this is probably some ChatGPT artifact and the robot doesn't know who Jack Kirby was.

2/9/2025, 6:08:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is like bringing up how the Highlanders got their powers from Planet Zeist, OMG

2/9/2025, 6:07:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Doug Hanke (@dougmakingstuff.com)

That's a lot of words for "I've never actually read Mary Shelley's book"

2/9/2025, 5:59:34 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whose Dead Man is this? Was it yours? YOU PICK UP AFTER YOURSELF

2/9/2025, 4:47:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a long, national nightmare.

Then-Vice-President Joe Biden at Portland ice cream shop Salt and Straw while he was campaigning for Jeff Merkeley. Biden wears aviator sunglasses and enjoys a waffle cone while holding two $10 bills in his other hand.
2/9/2025, 4:46:52 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Doug Hanke (@dougmakingstuff.com)

I covet the hat that Benoit Blanc was wearing in the opening of Glass Onion, I cannot wait to see what fashion choices he makes this roudn.

2/9/2025, 4:24:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Doug Hanke (@dougmakingstuff.com)

Make sure and leave out some milk and cookies for the 25th Amendment before going to bed.

2/9/2025, 5:57:48 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"I just saw this sweet documentary called Wild Wild Country and it's given me some ideas..."

2/9/2025, 3:58:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Doug Hanke (@dougmakingstuff.com)

The computers in the Apollo LEMs weighed 70 pounds, ran on 2MHz, and had hand-woven memory cores. Your average LLM has 100s of gigs of memory to use billions of parameters, and consumes the power of a house. Yet the latter cannot subtract one number from another and come up with the right answer.

2/9/2025, 1:44:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Doug Hanke (@dougmakingstuff.com)

Gonna convert my entire portfolio into cases of Celsius, bags of rice, and crates of sardines. This will all end poorly.

2/9/2025, 1:31:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is always in my head as the sound of 8pm on a Sunday in the fall and I can't tell you why

1/9/2025, 11:10:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Back on my tinned fish thing. (Never left.) King Oscar Tiny Tots on Triscuits in the back yard. Lunch of champions.

1/9/2025, 10:12:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nightswimming, though depending on my mood it could also be Fall On Me

1/9/2025, 9:52:49 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Doug Hanke (@dougmakingstuff.com)

A special Labor Day #MST3K Forever-a-Thon We're in the back half of Manos: The Hands of Fate. "More delicious A-1, my pet?"

1/9/2025, 7:29:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you liked the character of Tyrea (and I do), there's a lot for her to do in this one, and the Inspectorpon mechanic is a lot of fun. Reminded me a little of collecting fairies in Shining the Holy Ark for the Sega Saturn. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdqG...

1/9/2025, 6:47:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Doug Hanke (@dougmakingstuff.com)

YouTube threw on the fight theme from #XenobladeChronicles Future Connected as the next video in my queue. One of my personal favorite pieces of music from that series, combining disco, choir, and flute in an 8-minute extravaganza that I never heard the full version of until I got the soundtrack.

1/9/2025, 6:44:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Doug Hanke (@dougmakingstuff.com)

This is really good. What is the better world that we can imagine and work towards? youtu.be/t0Trm8k1lgc?...

1/9/2025, 6:31:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dutch Panderin (@dutchpanderin.bsky.social) reposted

Michelle Obama: kids should have healthier school lunches RFK Jr: maybe if we let the plague run wild we can build a master race Media: wow these are the same thing

1/9/2025, 5:24:08 PM | 2956 900 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every time I watch this I wonder where his guitar goes at the end. I think the simplest explanation is that he used his magic to make it disappear back into the ether. Such an amazing performance

1/9/2025, 5:42:46 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Doug Hanke (@dougmakingstuff.com)

I really should have put "I'ma gonna go celebrate a Labor Daybor" in my out-of-office message for today. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL7J...

1/9/2025, 2:13:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Doug Hanke (@dougmakingstuff.com)

A bit of a Gamera festival on the #MST3K Forever-a-Thon this evening. Now playing: Gamera vs Guiron, featuring one of my favorite self-referential riffs. "Oh it's just a bunch of Christmas lights against a brick wall!" "Who would believe that!?"

1/9/2025, 4:30:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's not as if we don't have several elections where trying to be a less-offensive version of the GOP proved unsuccessful. It's why I despise everybody doing "Make X Y Again" campaigns or using red hats for merch. Cut that shit out. Forge your own way. Newsom is terrible AND unoriginal!

1/9/2025, 3:39:43 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Doug Hanke (@dougmakingstuff.com)

The President will work from early in the morning until late in the evening. He will make many calls and have many meetings. He continues to inhale oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide, the mitochondria (the powerhouse of the cell) in his body producing adenosine tri-phosphate for energy.

1/9/2025, 2:28:07 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh no, tissane happening

1/9/2025, 2:23:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture timothy faust (@tbone.malware-virus.biz) reposted

happy labor day everyone. now more than ever we got to remember what it's about.

3 hours for work 6 hours for rest 15 hours for posting
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Profile picture Pookleblinky (@pookleblinky.bsky.social) reposted

You laugh but presidents only post "honk shoo mimimi" when they are both extremely alive and very comfy.

1/9/2025, 2:17:23 AM | 100 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Doug Hanke (@dougmakingstuff.com)

I know I have to like, walk the smol dog and stuff but there is this new @charliejane.bsky.social book and it’s real real good and it’s calling me.

31/8/2025, 7:09:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Frank’s freakout in the intro is one of my favorite things they’ve done. “Push the button, Frank.” “I… AM the button!”

31/8/2025, 3:27:18 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love this but there I need them to have a table or something, my back hurts just watching them. youtu.be/jCNNNv7AAYk?...

31/8/2025, 3:15:34 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yeet Kune Do (@yeetkunedo.bsky.social) reposted

re: generative AI I have finally fully and accurately explained my problem with how it’s marketed and used. And now, you can use it, too.

Generative Al is being marketed as a tool designed to reduce or eliminate the need for developed, cognitive skillsets. It uses the work of others to simulate human output, except that it lacks grasp of nuance, contains grievous errors, and ultimately serves the goal of human beings being neurologically weaker due to the promise of the machine being better equipped than the humans using it would ever exert the effort to be. The people that use generative Al for art have no interest in being an artist; they simply want product to consume and forget about when the next piece of product goes by their eyes. The people that use generative Al to make music have no interest in being a musician; they simply want a machine to make them something to listen to until they get bored and want the machine to make some other disposable slop for them to pass the time with. The people that use generative Al to write things for them have no interest in writing. The people that use generative Al to find factoids have no interest in actual facts. The people that use generative Al to socialize have no interest in actual socialization. In every case, they've handed over the cognitive load of developing a necessary, creative human skillset to a machine that promises to ease the sweat equity cost of struggle. Using generative Al is like asking a machine to lift weights on your behalf and then calling yourself a bodybuilder when it's done with the reps. You build nothing in terms of muscle, you are not stronger, you are not faster, you are not in better shape. You're just deluding yourself while experiencing a slow decline due to self-inflicted atrophy.
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Profile picture Doug Hanke (@dougmakingstuff.com)

It was a delight to watch this from afar last week. This clear vision of New York as a city for everyone easily becomes the America as a country for everyone. (Why yes I watched a lot of Schoolhouse Rock as a kid, why do you ask?)

31/8/2025, 3:03:14 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can't fool me, I remember this scene from Independence Day.

31/8/2025, 1:40:03 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garrett M. Graff (@vermontgmg.bsky.social) reposted

If you don’t believe that Trump’s authoritarianism can be defeated, look at how scared MAGA is of chalk:

30/8/2025, 9:53:17 PM | 2549 734 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those crows ARE very handsome, more people should be talking about this.

30/8/2025, 10:42:20 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They JUST rebuilt that from the fight against Megalon, too

30/8/2025, 9:27:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really need to hear him say, "You are the most devious bastard in Minas Tirith"

30/8/2025, 9:26:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Stipe (@michaelstipe.bsky.social) reposted

I can

I can
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Profile picture Doug Hanke (@dougmakingstuff.com)

I used to love this series so much and the opening theme is a banger. youtu.be/EQXqHNHPLHI?...

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Profile picture Scotty Ray (@theterminizer.bsky.social) reposted

replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names

Batman punching Cesar Romero Joker with the word Batman punching the Penguin with the word Robin punching some henchman in a red and grey striped shirt with the word Batman punching some henchman in a blue and grey striped shirt in front of a shelf of books about the Incas with the word
30/8/2025, 3:34:32 AM | 5679 1719 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Doug Hanke (@dougmakingstuff.com)

Because Frank is the best Frank that ever happened to meeeeeeeeee Many happy returns of the day to @frankconniff.bsky.social!!

30/8/2025, 4:04:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jason Isaacs as Marshal Zhukov has one of the greatest entrances in film history. Slow-motion throwing back his coat and growling, "Right, what's a war hero got to do to get some lubrication around here?"

30/8/2025, 7:14:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm doing my part! We've just been introduced to Stalin's drunken failson. "There was no plane!"

30/8/2025, 6:38:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Doug Hanke (@dougmakingstuff.com)

The President will work from early in the morning until late in the evening. He will make many calls and have many meetings.

30/8/2025, 4:29:07 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I need this to be on MST3K or Rifftrax. I bet Kevin Murphy has an sing an amazing song about tape dispensers just waiting to go. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU3D...

30/8/2025, 4:27:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Michael Stipe, waving arms around: "Big plastic head"

30/8/2025, 4:08:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gonna open an asparagus food cart nearby

30/8/2025, 2:09:24 AM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is now canon.

30/8/2025, 1:40:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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About to enter the “Find Out at level 10” portion of the program.

29/8/2025, 8:15:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monteiro (@monteiro.bsky.social) reposted

I asked ChatGPT What You Did Last Summer It Told Me to Kill Myself and Also a Village Has No Water Now

29/8/2025, 6:40:01 PM | 85 12 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the content the internet was made for. OMG those poor kids

29/8/2025, 6:13:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How was that not the end of his campaign right there?

29/8/2025, 6:10:00 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They should have arrested him that night. I will never understand why they didn't.

29/8/2025, 5:05:56 PM | 93 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's the custom bill of lading that really sells it to me

29/8/2025, 5:04:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ahem @optimstie.bsky.social I believe this is relevant to your interests :)

29/8/2025, 5:03:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clearly we need to devote all of our energy into integrating this into every facet of our lives.

29/8/2025, 4:27:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think even the Baileys despise Chuck Schumer

29/8/2025, 3:40:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know what my old buddy Jack Burton always says at a time like this? “The check is in the mail.” Can’t wait to see what new goodie Movie Madness has for the collection. www.instagram.com/p/DN65mW2Dyq...

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Profile picture Jesse Hawken (@jessehawken.bsky.social) reposted

“The only real politics I knew was that if a guy liked Hitler, I’d beat the stuffing out of him and that would be it.” - Jack Kirby Happy birthday King

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Profile picture Kinell (@sinistercinemastudios.art) reposted

This is some of the hardest shit I've seen in my life

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Half the reason that so many films are mostly CGI is that those artists are one of the few Hollywood groups that isn't unionized so they get treated like dogshit. But do go on

28/8/2025, 8:26:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Doug Hanke (@dougmakingstuff.com)

Talking about project naming with a coworker and one of my favorite project names of all time was react-helmet, a component from NFL devs to manage HTML header attributes. Because it protects your header, you see! www.npmjs.com/package/reac...

28/8/2025, 5:59:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is so much more organized than my “drawer near the stove with bags of bulk spices without a date on them and a bunch of jars loose in a cupboard” system. Which isn’t even a system now that I write it out.

28/8/2025, 5:36:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The fact that the Pod Save America boys want to use this guy as a "debate" participant about trans lives says a lot about everyone involved. Oregon has been voting by mail for decades, it should be the standard nationwide. Opened my eyes when I moved here about how great it is.

28/8/2025, 3:33:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I use Meeting Ticker during large/long meetings to estimate how much that meeting cost so far, given the salary of everyone participating. It's never great for my mental health, yet I keep doing it. Of course, people could stop doing inefficient meetings...? tobytripp.github.io/meeting-tick...

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Profile picture Joseph Fink (@planetoffinks.bsky.social) reposted

I think this keeps coming back to the key thing about Trump's rise: Republicans like the surface signifiers of patriotism, but they deeply hate America. They hate America so much and want it destroyed

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Profile picture Pookleblinky (@pookleblinky.bsky.social) reposted

If you need an alternative to coffee, I can highly recommend hiring a small Irish man to hide in your house and randomly leap onto your back while shrieking gibberish. Your alertness will go through the roof, and you will be too busy to notice caffeine withdrawal.

28/1/2025, 12:07:34 AM | 424 36 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Doug Hanke (@dougmakingstuff.com) reply parent

Dealing with time zones and time is way worse than credit card stuff. At least PCI has rules. "Human-readable dates can be specified in universally understood formats such as 05/07/11" is one of my favorites. gist.github.com/timvisee/fcd...

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Profile picture Doug Hanke (@dougmakingstuff.com) reply parent

Anyway, just thinking about one of television’s greatest series, no reason.

28/8/2025, 2:16:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There’s a moment in Babylon 5 where the Centauri Emperor asks the enigmatic Vorlon Ambassador Kosh, “How will this end?” “In fire,” was the answer. I don’t think Kosh truly reckoned with disease or starvation. Then again, he had that sweet encounter suit, so no worries there.

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This is brilliant. "Miyazaki is right, and Altman is wrong. Miyazaki tells stories that blend the ordinary and the fantastic in ways people find deeply meaningful. Altman tells lies for money."

27/8/2025, 8:47:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great, now I'm gonna have "I Saw The Light" running through my head for the rest of the day.

27/8/2025, 8:16:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thor Benson (@thorbenson.bsky.social) reposted

I'm calling it the mail loneliness epidemic

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Profile picture Doug Hanke (@dougmakingstuff.com) reply parent

(I try not to think about how much time I have spent building the wrong thing because: the designs were unclear/unfocused, we only considered the happy path, we were not based in reality, solved a non-problem, were actually making the problem worse, and so forth.)

27/8/2025, 7:51:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Asked at work about a genAI thing. The problem in building software is often not the building part. It's the "figuring out what the hell you want to build in the first place" part. All the technology in the world won't help if you're bereft of ideas or don't know what problem you want to solve.

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Ban all ice-breaker questions in meetings, too. Never a good idea.

27/8/2025, 6:24:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture gg (@ggold328.bsky.social) reposted

uhhhh

27/8/2025, 4:51:38 PM | 6079 1774 | View on Bluesky | view

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I never did trust those Holo-Clowns, I would look at them first

27/8/2025, 5:24:06 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(Every time you think of something and how it sucks? Odds are really good it has an origin in his damned administrations)

26/8/2025, 9:20:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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January 20, 1981. Everything has been in motion since Reagan took office

26/8/2025, 9:11:21 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know, the thing I am doing now is extremely tedious, but at least it's a distraction from watching government recreate the Hindenberg disaster in realtime.

26/8/2025, 6:00:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tell me you've never read John Keegan's seminal book "The Face of Battle" without telling me you've never read John Keegan's seminal book "The Face of Battle" etc etc etc.

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I sometimes wonder if the comic he had up in Bushnell's Turtle is still there or if it makes sense now. I know the glorious store that was Things Things Things is gone, alas. (It is so fun to say that store's name!)

26/8/2025, 5:36:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can see why they're trying to get a lot of legal protections in place for AI as soon as possible, this is absolutely horrific and they should be sued into oblivion.

26/8/2025, 4:50:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's so mad about his golf course and we're all gonna pay

26/8/2025, 4:35:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joseph Fink (@planetoffinks.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

this is what it always looks like. there's not a cool, smart version of fascism. Just a bunch of horrible clowns lashing out at the world because they're simply not good enough

26/8/2025, 4:30:20 PM | 134 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Doug Hanke (@dougmakingstuff.com)

Bloom County was one of those strips I saved to read last, to savor it. Same with Calvin and Hobbes and The Far Side. Later, in college, I lived near the house that Breathed used as a reference for the boarding house in the strip. I think it's still there. One of my core texts, for sure.

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Profile picture Doug Hanke (@dougmakingstuff.com) reply parent

The eliminationist rhetoric is accelerating. We're so far beyond "very fine people on both sides." Between this and the "cockroaches" talk, it's not a great place right now. Can't wait to have two major world sporting events here in the future, gonna be great.

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Profile picture Doug Hanke (@dougmakingstuff.com)

Thinking of the joy and community that arose when COVID vaccines were available. And how a walking piece of beef jerky is going to destroy them because he believes in the power of tallow.

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