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but it goes to eleven!

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😹😹😹

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this one goes to eleven

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lesson 1: never give a sucker an even break …

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he’s a dumb liar. and he says this crap with a literal wall of decoys behind him. 😹

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gary’s baby

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what a cutie 💕

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all of them but especially thunderheart. 💔 “the man had himself a vision!”

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he’s mostly hidden behind the car because the only look alike they could find is 3 feet tall and standing on boxes of classified documents.

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💔

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😹😹😹💕

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autopen 1.0 😹

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puh-leeez 🙄

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good night, gracie!!!

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yes, i first heard it at a con. 🤭

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so… drunk driving?

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💕 he sings pretty well too!

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so donnie fell asleep watching attack of the killer tomatoes! 🎶 “puberty is puberty love…” 😹🍅

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and then judge sparkle opened the cabin door and exclaimed: “let’s go to the mall everybody!”

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a lotta random proof of life posts flying today

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dark kermit

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panicked proof of life post from stephen miller

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trapped in a world he never made

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“white chalks only”

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p.s. please don’t tell me my diagnosis 😸

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😹😹😹

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little yippie dog with a collar on frolicking and looking up at a butterfly it’s trying to catch.

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i hope they can find some candidates who don’t have 1.99 feet in the grave.

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so bobby’s against religion now? somebody tell the rubes!

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usurpin’ cheshire kitteh

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😹😹😹

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r-effing-k: “we’re not going to inspect for salmonella, but all food will be gray from now on. you’re welcome!”

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yay - big piles of money changing hands but with no benefit to me!

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😹

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i thought it meant the gun nuts were doing a “lean in” thing with their mental illness to maximize their murder sprees.

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and his next eo will make flag burning mandatory when he replaces the stars and stripes w/his face banner they’ve been hanging up on govt buildings.

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wow, so spencer strider is some kind of immortal or time traveler after all!

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tonight’s special: 8 honkey nuggets for a dollar!

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g-effing-d-i

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😹

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reportedly on a glamorous family vacation in italy while attending the venice film festival

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assholes

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up in the air, they like to fly 🎶

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i always point and laugh

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let’s hope that some of them no day come back 🎶

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heck of a jobs report, brownie!

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he obviously fell asleep watching stargate atlantis. of course sheppard was the good guy launching the swarm of drones - with his mind.

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😹😹😹

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“leaning in on crime” means he is doing more crime. that checks. karl rove is the reason dubya was able to steal the governor’s mansion and turn texas red.

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amen! 🙏

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That was lovely, and well timed for me today.

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or golfing gloves

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what’s he looking down at - a desktop teleprompter?

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are they sending him to uganda or to club fed to dine with maxwell?

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is that what it means? why would anyone want to do bills in the kitchen? 😹

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zacky! i don’t have a kitchen table 😹

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😹😿😾😹

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so his english says no-no but his french says oui-oui!

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😹😹😹

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“we”? has he got a mouse in his pocket?

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i mean, he was a pimp. 🤷‍♀️

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😹😹😹

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😸

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beautiful! 💕 but will they taste like decades of lovely seasoned pancake griddle, or will pancakes taste like fish for awhile?

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because he so famously loves music 🙄

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and they’re confusing. are they talking about small acts of meanness or tiny broccoli sprouts? it is not possible to know!

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kind of a big screwup not waiting until after the election to do his nazi salute so overtly. he should hire sinema as an image consultant.

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breaking: magic underwear now comes in pink, leopard, and sequin!

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😹😹😹

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the barrel at sam drucker’s store had pickles in it. you don’t get more traditional american heritage-y than green acres. they’re the ones rewriting history!

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plenty have already been gouging

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😹😹😹

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🎉🥳🥂 amen!

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last time i was in portland, there was a group selling antifa cupcakes in the park. 😹

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look out, susan collins!

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i for one can’t wait to try their avocado toast

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💕

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i’m so sad kinky friedman isn’t around to sing this.

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he’d shoot his eye out. 🎅🏻

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good

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crime. 🌟

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😹😹😹 he’s so authentic: natural skin color, natural hair, actual height, religious devotion, marital commitment, oath of office . . . sure, jan. 😸

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i think most people can’t move that easily, unfortunately.

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i say this as a texas resident hoping for a way out. 😸

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yes please.

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national intelligence slashed 40% by reptard takeover. accurate!!!

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weird, even

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he has to say 90 to spare donnie’s fee fees. 😹😹😹

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sooo… massive employment for day labor crews?

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nothing like the scent of a pare wiener bals

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have they found the hummels and beanie babies yet?

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grampa’s addicted to the shopping channel and becoming a hoarder!

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jfc 🤦‍♀️

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i was thinking it’s a collaboration between ms. magazine and the national organization for women, and i am here for it!

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ms. national organization for women sounds like a good channel!

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“it’s like, how much more blacked out can this be? and the answer is none. none more blacked out.” 🎸

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they used to all be males. 🤷‍♀️

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look at his tiny little head sticking out of that comically oversized reagan jacket 😹 🎶 many good days go by…

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reject the premise that the mother stays home. she makes the kids? he can stay home to raise them and cook and clean and host her boss for dinner parties.

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🎶 i hope neil young is here to stay…