Founder/CEO Fark.com. Likely time traveler
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Finally got around to watching Death of Stalin on your and @billcorbett.bsky.social recommendations - dark, hilarious, and unfortunately appropriately timely
Thanks for finding this
Wasn't me
Moreso if it was also on fire
are we 100% sure riley gaines isn't just charlie kirk in drag or
you're right it's way too expensive. And also terrible
Evergreen
Pastrami, horseradish, sriracha, avocado, and meatballs
Anyone made the ham sandwich joke yet?
I’m going to start smoking
I deny all wrongdoing :)
ZX81 sounds familiar
Mine was a Timex. I forget the model, @textfiles.com or @bit0.com might know what this was. Had a keyboard with buttons that didn’t press. Black case.
I deny all wrongdoing
Great event :) the right balance of everything
What a great night :)
I deny all wrongdoing
Fart
So...is there a Mr. Now?
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅 oddnews.com/article/kati...
Everyone gets there eventually
I regret to inform you that Kim Davis, married 4 different times to 3 different people, is back to protect the sanctity of marriage from the evil gays skepchick.org/2025/08/the-...
“Please” and that was all of them
Balls. Tee hee
Defined by Webster as posting on social media that you “want to by a pinball machine as an investment” ;)
By popular demand, the Yakety Sax edit
Evergreen
Not rare enough, unfortunately
[P] It's the ultimate "I saw a brown person" Nextdoor post, except the poster can deploy the National Guard
I also invented the only good parts of social media
yup yup same as it always was
Today in "whatever is in those files must be really really bad"
What's ironic is the lack of copyright is what made the movie famous in the first place
In the abstract there's no inherent connection between crypto and being a malevolent, transgressive asshole. But the two things run together with remarkable consistency.
i see a thread about Vox and SB Nation and everything being said in it is almost word for word Nick Denton promoting Kinja 12 years ago
From someone who's lived it since 1999, the universe generates an unlimited source of insane ideas
I will never not read U-FAP
Break the cycle at step 2 when 98% got the joke :) let the rest go
Rinse. Repeat. Wipe hands on pants
Declaring that no one thinks anything is funny
Defending the joke to the willfully argumentative
Explaining the obvious joke to the 2% who didn’t get the joke but all of whom responded
Post that goes viral
We can be sure it wasn’t Breitbart, surprisingly
Even if it was 1% that’s still a lot
I dunno, I think that @hankgreen.bsky.social fellow is a stand up guy ;)
I have 15 seconds tops
Why is this list so short?
Krissy and @dillhero.bsky.social crashing Fark @drewcurtis.bsky.social at GenCon
Everyone does in this case
Not alleging any conspiracy theories here - I think people read stuff and misremembered details. Probably
Meanwhile, an apparently unrelated UCSF geneticist Charles Epstein, who also was a college professor, was targeted by the Unabomber in 1993
Kind of odd that just around the same time this 2019 interview resurfaces, Trump hallucinates that his Uncle taught the Unabomber. Because apparently Epstein had a Unabomber story he used to tell...
Maybe this is the thing I’m remembering- Teddy Kennedy in 84?
There was a movie back in the early 80s that was just as terrible. Predicted Teddy Kennedy would be president in 1984
I deny all wrongdoing
it's a trap (probably)
Just asking questions ;)
Is this about Ozzy? ;)
They are who we thought they always were
Endorsed. Also I bought the book
Gravy boat
Florida Man
yup
I have never tried but I don’t think my signature would make good pubes. Happy to die not knowing for sure.
"I keep getting older, but they stay the same age"
Just wait
Scott’s done so many remarkable, thoughtful things in his career — when he says this one stands out, you know it’s special.
the fark out of order message turned me on to maker's mark, true story
I need to do it again
You make a valid point. Must be all momentum or something
In this specific case, I feel like I have to :)
I deny all wrongdoing
Search terms include "Naked, Florida, Meth, Alligator, Demon, under the influence"
Nope - it's still gotta make me laugh :)
Everygreen. Also related to the definition of insanity
Also you all are welcome to submit stuff directly btw. Holler if you would like some tagline writing tips to make it fly
Also you all are welcome to submit stuff directly btw. Holler if you would like some tagline writing tips to make it fly
I see what you did there
We have for years
Get back in already
Me too :)
Still going - get back in
Thanks for the shout out I appreciate it :)
Thanks man - keep up the great work! You're changing the world for the better
The number one response to this is "omg @fark.com still exists." It does and it even drives some traffic when someone is kind enough to link to us. More than FB. And don't even ask how far down the list "X" is. It's way, way, way down there.
They did something similar in Lexington Ky while trying to locate warehouse space. Ran the whole operation out of temporary tents in a huge parking lot for months
“Everybody needs to subscribe to them immediately. @newgrounds.com will live another 50 years if literally a thousand people go and subscribe right now.” — @drewcurtis.bsky.social
Fark, Newgrounds, I-Mockery and Something Awful walk into a web ring. Leave with All Your Base, RedVsBlue, and Homestar Runner
This is a trap - Tab is terrible
I feel like the need for the headline explains itself
Hell yeah
Last name checks out
poorly
Also, Twitter doesn't drive much traffic