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Drire

@driretlan.rocks

Greetings Strange nerd culture, void screaming, they/them Warning if you see me: I'm sorry

created July 29, 2023

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Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

Now kiss

1/9/2025, 4:30:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicole Saltesi (@nacl.sh) reposted

can we stop using she/her pronouns for a killer who said in no uncertain terms "i know i am not a woman"? he talks about his gender identity in his journal and he's simply not fucking trans, in his own words, the only thing trans about him is his long hair.

31/8/2025, 5:01:51 PM | 506 120 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

Me deserve $8,000/month Dem shitposting contract

31/8/2025, 4:44:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks) reply parent

Millennial-coded east coast mountains

31/8/2025, 12:52:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

Yes. YESSSSSSSS. >Jupiter-Sized Rogue Planet Detected Entering Our Solar System www.msn.com/en-us/news/t...

31/8/2025, 12:49:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

I've been out of campaigns and elections for 8 years now (šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­) and I see nothing has changed

31/8/2025, 3:50:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

Yeah day 2 and there's a lot of good but god DAYUM I'm hoping this is a Normal And Cool adjustment period. Never done an SSRI before

31/8/2025, 2:09:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks) reply parent

I keep thinking about this

31/8/2025, 2:08:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

I tried the No Man's Sky Voyager update and there was a distinct lack of Captain Catherine Janeway smdh

31/8/2025, 1:38:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RinšŸ«¶šŸ» (@rin-moon.bsky.social) reposted

John Mulaney on stage, he is a white man wearing a black suit with a white shirt and black tie. Subtitle says
30/8/2025, 8:34:50 PM | 9 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Coldwater šŸ“¦šŸ’„ (@lookitup.baby) reposted

Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says ā€œCan I help you find something?ā€ ā€œI’m looking for the obituaries.ā€ ā€œThe obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.ā€ ā€œNot the one I’m looking for.ā€

30/8/2025, 5:06:33 AM | 27210 7039 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

Lmao is trump just out there dying or what?

30/8/2025, 2:04:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks) reply parent

A little cash? In this economy? Add more cash

30/8/2025, 12:35:38 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks) reply parent

wtf

30/8/2025, 12:34:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks) reply parent

Good message, but you gotta realize that a bunch of post-tumblr freaks really pushed the growth accelerator here for a while and who the hell can blame them for seeing their new home become normie

30/8/2025, 12:26:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

Two thoroughly different messages in one post. He sucks so bad

30/8/2025, 12:16:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

What's up with these "Canadian citizenship" ads?

30/8/2025, 12:00:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

Good on Vermont

30/8/2025, 12:00:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks) reply parent

Reading through these and these are great for actual Star Wars names, so unfortunately you're starting over :(

29/8/2025, 11:54:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 11:34:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

he is

29/8/2025, 11:11:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

mfw they made the tariffs illegal

some psychotic wojak meme template
29/8/2025, 11:10:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

Holy shit prozac got me feeling like a deflated balloon

29/8/2025, 3:48:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

TNG/Voyager-era Borg episodes usually work on me, but also it's autumn 2025 I think I'm about to see the same effects but better in a haunted tour in Maryland.

29/8/2025, 3:03:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

Bret Stephens:

29/8/2025, 2:03:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

Daily reminder that his voice is so shitty and gravelly he might be anywhere between raccoon fondling protects you against rabies to pro-vaxx and no one would ever truly know

28/8/2025, 3:50:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

This goddamn book about probabilistic outcomes makes a good defense of 2016 Nate Silver, which is fine and dandy, but Nate Silver and Twitter ruined Nate Silver more than any 2016 cope

28/8/2025, 3:03:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks) reply parent

Doing some lines of coke to give the mitochondria, the powerhouse of the cell, a fighting chance

28/8/2025, 12:18:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

Kinda cool: if anyone runs processing on a podcast everyone can benefit from the annotations I don't hate this

27/8/2025, 4:43:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks) reply parent

p good

27/8/2025, 2:31:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks) reply parent

The day an LLM proactively spend a day trolling me from topic to topic is the day I'll consider respecting it

27/8/2025, 4:20:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

Agree with this but also replace history with cable news brainrot mbn

27/8/2025, 4:17:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julia Carrie Wong (@joolia.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

an appropriate response to your product killing a child after months of psychological manipulation and torture is to take the product off the market before it kills again and the fact that this isn’t universally accepted right now is incredibly frightening

27/8/2025, 1:39:57 AM | 8063 1872 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks) reply parent

Don't fret! With some coaxing, chatgpt will tell you how to do this in some insane way that kills you

27/8/2025, 4:04:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reposted

At least Wafer Bucket hasn't caved on their rebranding

A yellow irregular square, large italicized text reads WAFER BUCKET, a tagline reads
27/8/2025, 3:15:44 AM | 1014 168 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks) reply parent

Funds are tight. Maritime theft good?

27/8/2025, 3:51:21 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks) reply parent

Web 1.0 was so good

27/8/2025, 1:54:45 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks) reply parent

I had the misfortune of early adoption so 90% of mine were abandoned accounts by 2015 lololol

27/8/2025, 1:48:04 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks) reply parent

No one needs more than that, it isn't worth it

27/8/2025, 1:45:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks) reply parent

Lmao lord I melty'd out of livejournal and unironically found a home on deadjournal by 2005. Invite only shit. Also, awful LMAO

27/8/2025, 1:45:13 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks) reply parent

I had 3k on Twitter and 5k on tumblr I never want to see numbers like that again I don't need that crashout

27/8/2025, 1:38:38 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

In the first month of the pandemic I found myself playing The Chain from Fleetwood Mac on repeat for an hour. I stopped when I realized my window was open. Shortly after, someone else in my apartment building started blasting it and I never felt more solidarity with anyone in my life.

27/8/2025, 12:54:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks) reply parent

ah fuck that's a jumpscare

26/8/2025, 11:43:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 11:43:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks) reply parent

Potter's House is a goddamn jem

26/8/2025, 11:31:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

Having a "hot sauce on sliced French bread" kind of evening

26/8/2025, 11:21:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks) reply parent

LMFAO at paywalling your stance

26/8/2025, 11:14:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

Crazy how "I wish Newsom would stop throwing trans and homeless peeps under the trolley" got me a bunch of "STOP THE DIVISIVE PURITY TESTING" replies on reddit What a repulsive worldview

26/8/2025, 9:56:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

Newsom seething, shitting, podcasting,

26/8/2025, 9:54:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

Reminded me of The suburbs dream of violence. Asleep in their drowsy villas, sheltered by benevolent shopping malls, they wait patiently for the nightmares that will wake them into a more passionate world. J.G. Ballard, Kingdom Come Except they'll fall as soon as dysentary hits the water supply

26/8/2025, 12:08:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

[confused corporate noises]

26/8/2025, 12:03:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 11:58:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Parker Molloy (@parkermolloy.com) reposted

25/8/2025, 11:43:24 PM | 2492 493 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

Brownshirts 2: actual boogaloo

26/8/2025, 3:00:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

You really have to hand it to Jeffery Bezos

25/8/2025, 6:43:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks) reply parent

*Has He had them, but still has them too

25/8/2025, 1:44:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

Trying to get Newsom stans to acknowledge Newsom had awful stances sometimes ā˜ŗļø

Kid saying: Newsom needs to stop throwing trans and homeless folks under the trolley Older guy saying: That's a purity test we can't keep doing purity tests we can't hold Dems to higher standards Original meme template has older guy saying: I fucking hate you I hope you die
25/8/2025, 1:43:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 2:00:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

Ah hell I'm going to be using so much PLA on gridfinity

25/8/2025, 1:32:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

stg discord just decides that it needs my attention 100x more often for ghost notifications

25/8/2025, 12:08:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks) reply parent

Would still pay for a slop-removal tool for my web browsing

24/8/2025, 7:38:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks) reply parent

So like I think that's where the usefulness of AI as marketing vs AI as a slop generator diverge. ML tools aren't at all new and language processing is neat, actually a positive use case

24/8/2025, 7:38:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

Feeling itchy because Snipd is an AI tool i seem to like the idea of I mean it's not a slop generator it uses language processing to pull snippets from podcasts i ask it to snip i guess can roll through episodes and pull big ideas out, then can make it easy to push them to Obsidian Kinda neat

24/8/2025, 7:38:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reposted

Hey so just fyi, if you're abandoning trans rights you're abandoning all civil rights At that point what the fuck is the point of the democracy you're willing to sacrifice trans people for This actually isn't hard at all, quit making it pretend hard because you finally feel scared too

24/8/2025, 2:43:35 AM | 2613 797 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rocco Botte (@roccobotte.bsky.social) reposted

Saw something unexpected in Timon’s nose 🤯 Oopsie!

24/8/2025, 12:52:49 AM | 211 41 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erin Reed (@erininthemorning.com) reposted

Gavin Newsom is anti-trans and I will never, ever vote for him.

24/8/2025, 12:04:23 AM | 4507 927 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

Authorities on bluesky are investigating who the shit is writing for NBC anymore after the word "apparently" was applied to a woman being shot in the head

23/8/2025, 1:46:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

Reminder that Trump called any question of this evil

23/8/2025, 1:42:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

Dedicating myself to a life of avoiding shortform video has REALLY fucked my need to get quick dopamine hits.

23/8/2025, 1:41:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks) reply parent

It's so goddamn annoying He's driving the trolley over trans peeps and the homeless, and declaring there's no trolley problem

22/8/2025, 10:52:37 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

Tfw the guy who ran the navy seals is fired and getting eulogized

22/8/2025, 10:41:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tfw getting checked out at Michael's

22/8/2025, 10:35:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

Walked into a Men's Warehouse to return shorts I'd ordered online My fit: - grey t-shirt with a skeleton and weird magical symbols - brown linen long sleeve - green cargo shorts - sandals The item I'm returning: - red linen shorts The guy processing it: - the most uncomfortable man I've seen

22/8/2025, 10:24:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can tell this is serious because it's far higher than 14 days

22/8/2025, 10:11:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shobita Parthasarathy (@shobitap.org) reposted

I'm starting a movement. Every time you, or someone you know, gives AI agency, replace it with "Big Tech". See for example: "Big Tech" is killing my job. "Big Tech" is reading my CT scan. "Big Tech" is writing my paper. I asked "Big Tech" to be my girlfriend. Maybe that will speed up regulation.

22/8/2025, 5:14:56 PM | 359 113 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks) reply parent

Game on gamer

22/8/2025, 4:06:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed Zitron (@edzitron.com) reposted

In a bold change from senate norms, Chancellor Palpatine has declared himself "Galactic Emperor"

22/8/2025, 3:44:53 AM | 1490 208 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks) reply parent

A plane to surpass Metal Gear, yes of course

22/8/2025, 3:50:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks) reply parent

"Ironically, an AI was used to identify AI"

22/8/2025, 3:42:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks) reply parent

stg I'll pay for a tech startup to filter out the AI from this dumpass internet experience

22/8/2025, 3:41:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

Ok Google: Please show me a way to filter out Youtube videos about AI, and videos that use AI voices/art/anything AI related, unless it's related to whatever their subject is Gemini: I'm burning down your mother's home.

22/8/2025, 3:33:23 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can it play Crysis on max?

22/8/2025, 1:36:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks) reply parent

8 now

22/8/2025, 12:41:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We're closing in on days, if not hours before Newsom drops a "viral" video remake of the Apple 1984 commercial but it's a Treatler meme

22/8/2025, 12:40:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks) reply parent

(I've gotten like 7 likes today)

22/8/2025, 12:36:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

Oh sure a week off my adhd meds and suddenly I'm a Big Name on BlueSky (BNOBS)

22/8/2025, 12:36:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

Gave my life to Christ in a cracker barrel parking lot

22/8/2025, 12:13:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) reposted

ā€œDefend the Districtā€ protest and Go-Go concert against Trump’s takeover at 14th and U St:

21/8/2025, 11:53:35 PM | 5791 1671 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks) reply parent

HEYOOO fucken kill me

21/8/2025, 10:47:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm glad y'all are going out and touching astroturf 🄲

21/8/2025, 10:40:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noah Berlatsky (@nberlat.bsky.social) reposted

this is amazing. it's a great ad for Mamdani, obviously, but it's also an honest to god ad for unions and the power of labor.

21/8/2025, 9:56:41 PM | 151 35 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks) reply parent

p good

21/8/2025, 10:33:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I watched them beat the Nats this week and hoo boy you could tell how excited they were that the opposing pitcher wasn't having his best day

21/8/2025, 10:11:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sometimes I think back on the 4 hour Jenny Nicholson Disney Star Wars hotel failure video And I think fondly on it

21/8/2025, 10:09:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks) reply parent

Tough, but fair The Chubby Muffin will rise again

21/8/2025, 7:25:49 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I swear one of the machines my apartment complex's groundskeeping crew uses is an engine on wheels Like, it pushes a fan! And it has fumes and ICE noises! The fan is pointed at nothing lmao

21/8/2025, 5:28:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks) reply parent

That finish line was months ago

21/8/2025, 2:18:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emily W (@emi-w.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

ā€œHey Copilot, make these accounts so scrambled that nobody can tell I’m embezzlingā€

21/8/2025, 5:08:06 AM | 98 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks) reply parent

I saw this energy at the game I went to this week Just one more reason I can't respect Mets fans lmao

21/8/2025, 2:15:26 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drire (@driretlan.rocks)

Something very endearing about the 5e (2014) community was the energy it had in 2014 for curating websites with web 1.0 design, and barely touching them through to 2025 Never change (No I'm begging you never change)

21/8/2025, 2:14:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view