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In the sitcom The Ghost and Mrs. Muir do you think Mrs. Muir/Hope Lang ever worried that this creepy old guy was walking through walls and being invisible around her kids? Or was she like “oh he’s a sea captain they are totally fine around kids”? I wonder things sometimes.
FFS, it doesn't think. It's indifferent to the truth because it's indifferent to everything. This is like saying the NPC in a videogame is trying to please you. It's not trying to do anything. It's programmed a certain way, and that's why it behaves how it does.
A sea turtle surfacing by a MASSIVE school of rays near Clearwater, Florida a couple days ago. Another post into the BluSky void. Maybe 2 or 3 people will see this one and my time won't have been wasted. I'll keep trying a little longer. #nature #animals #amazing #wildlife #awesome #ocean
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Someone touched the bucket in the parking lot.
Reagan was about 70 in this photo - 9 years younger than Trump. He was 2 years out of office when he was Trump’s age.
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary. Gary’s Choice
catholics love to be like "crossdressing is a sin!" and then their priest is literally wearing a cross dress
is the Nadler retirement Jerry-mandering
We ignore the hydrology of a Trump burial at our peril. That is a lot of piss. Need a viable site, diversion tunnels, penstocks, generators, and spillways capable of handling 400,000 cu feet per second.
why hasn't zohran mamdani condemmed donald trump dying? does he support the grim reaper? the silence is deafening
[responsible people learn to use password managers to maintain different secure passwords for each site] "Hmm. How can we punish these people for being responsible?"
Republicans are truly the biggest hypocrites.
My hated followers are suffering from blueskyism
[my first day doing self affirmations] a dumpster fire is still hot
I had high hopes for the "ENHANCE!" meme to put a stop to this. Ha ha hah noooo, not gonna happen. It will never stop.
Jake Tapper must be seething with rage at this lack of candor on the part of a presidential staff.
Aubrey Plaza is actually a nepo baby. I imagine ur familiar with her father, Rockefeller
Made road trips difficult for Ted Bundy - always having to stop. Violence against women is far more prevalent than statistics suggest. Buford Pusser couldn’t even protect his own wife, and she was in the car with him!
im constantly getting flagged down to help women victims of domestic violence by the side of the road
He rolled on his deathbed, to his Cabinet gave a whistle, And away they all flew, like a nuclear missile: But I heard him exclaim, ere he headed toward the light - Epstein files to all, and to all a
I’m sure Jake will be right on this story. 😒
Oh la vache!
Sorry I’m late. I was drunk-driving when a woman flagged me down
"Sex pest" is a brilliant term, which minimizes the stature of the asshole in question without minimizing the behavior.
"i'd sure be embarrassed if i were a tariff on a common household item these days" i say loudly, right within earshot of some nearby tariffs
Jean jacket prices have skyrocketed, I see.
"Losers" - I call them "losers" - they self-own. "Oh noes, there won't even be an election in 2026 - I am ever so smart and see the overlying structural conspiracy in a way mere mortals cannot!"
Nobody likes an ultra processed food like a wellness grifter telling us the dangers of ultra processed foods. I'm sorry but your protein powder, and vital greens, and whatever the fuck bloom is did not come out of the earth looking like that.
Mulching and trash pickup is a bonding experience, uniting you and your squad against the person making you do it. I still suspect he could kill their children in front of their faces and 60% of them would vote for him, but that's my learned helplessness talking. There is always a breaking point.
I wonder if they'll use Stephen Miller's coffin for the funeral?
so many babies are going to be born exactly 9 months from today
Somehow I feel I must blame the Democrats and federal prosecutors, but not those who voted for Trump. The Democrats are the only people allowed to have agency. Apparently, Trump supporters just can't help it.
if trump is dying has he tried injecting himself with bleach about it
“The law doesn’t explicitly give the president permission to sexually assault children.” @nytpitchbot.bsky.social you ready?
Fuck 'em.
For someone who calls herself a people pleaser, very few people are actually pleased with me
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AI's best use case will always be scams. It's scamtech, top to bottom. Everything about it is crooked. Its bedrock is theft and its legacy is the destruction of the environment, both physical and virtual. Even most of its 'legitimate' uses are a form of lying. "I wrote this." "I created this."
Why not rainbow all the crosswalks, everywhere?
"'Tombstone' is the greatest western ever made."
Surely private hospital chains (not an oligopoly, so stop saying that) will rush in to meet demand, serving the residents of these high-income areas - such is the economic prosperity wrought by decades of low state and local taxation!
83-year-old, starting his 4th Senate term in quest for Dianne Feinstein Trophy, says obvious thing everyone agrees with. Please clap. Next: Advice from this electoral sage on how to "win" elections.
People are like snowflakes. When they pile up on my windshield, it's really hard to drive
So do we think Ben Garrison has an epic Trump obituary cartoon in the can, or do we think he’s in denial about that possibility and just hoping inspiration will strike him in his moment of deepest grief?
They frantically tried to save Muammar Gaddafi the same way. No luck.
my sources have confirmed that donald j trump has died
Wow! Baader-Meinhof: I thought of him out of the blue this afternoon. (Not technically Baader-Meinhof; just a coincidence.)
WOW
Poker players, our gift shop carries deodorant.
It is a constant surprise that this menswear guy's account is one of the funniest things on here.
can’t believe we’re gonna have a First Couch
Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, but a reality-TV star proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"
RFK JR. is in charge of his medical care.
- No exclamation point after “for your attention to this matter” - The random conservative-style-guide capitalization is too consistent Hmm.
Ariel Sharon lived in a vegetative state for something like 8 years.
“You are even smarter and stronger than ever” Marco Rubio says to the permanent vegetative drool generator.
Fine. Don’t tell me
YouTube comment: “I hope Kennedy is in charge of his medical care.”
I get it now: You ARE the matter baby.
as funny as it is to imagine a scenario where Trump just randomly keels over and dies because he is an unhealthy senile 80 year old, it's important to keep in mind that the scenario where he has a stroke or heart attack and is merely severely incapicitated but remains alive is MUCH FUNNIER
RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC
This man turned his bladder cancer into a sponsorship deal, he’s truly one of America’s greatest Americans
I have an unusually full social calendar this weekend, here's hoping for a lil something extra to celebrate with my friends 🙏
On the other corner of 14th and U.
Another big reason is that Davis was a complete flop and they needed a leader to build the myth around, since the north had Lincoln. And he certainly wasn’t a bad general. But very conventional. It was grant and Sherman who created a new kind of mobile warfare.
every day we get numerous pieces about "what the left needs to do" or "what the left is doing wrong" or "what the left should focus on" and my brothers in bullshit, the left can't even get a major newspaper column
Best case scenario is he starts visibly slipping but genuine cult members brush it off as eccentricity and something that must be protected, creating fissures in the party and effectively stalling out new horrors while they visibly infight over 25th Amendment stuff.
Getting a lot of anime avatar opposition to this, which I think proves my point
sandwich guy got charged with one count of monte cristo
Rumors of Putin’s death or incapacity date to 2005, often fueled by long stretches of no public appearances.
Amazing, with the irregular sleep schedule, high stress, and general age of the occupants, that no president has died of natural causes in office in 80 years. Would be nice to know what that’s like.
Bernie Sanders just started a term at 83.
I guess a doomer reply to this won’t work, so, as a loser, my only opener is “And you’re surprised?” or “Unsurprising.” (I can’t figure out how to work in “I blame Democrats for this.”)
Tempting to make Ukraine my entire personality and declare anyone whose views are less pro-Ukraine than mine - which, don't'cha know, is everyone - to be soft on genocide. (Nah: I don't get much of an endocrine hit from that reward loop.)
This is the peak Axios AI story. Workers are getting stressed because they’re under pressure to find something useful to do with AI. If they don’t investors will have bought into a bubble. Why do workers hate investors?
I’s like to thank the voters who threw in with Trump, along with the 8.5% of Democratic primary voters who backed this assclown and inspired Trump to embrace him.
These are the words of a lunatic who does not belong in government, much less as our nation's top health official. It is dangerous to allow him to oversee ALL federal health research and public health infrastructure. It is never too late to do the right thing. Fire RFK Jr.
Our country has descended into fascism. Some critics think that that’s unfortunate.
This is why "Elon went crazy" is cope: he has only ever been rewarded for spouting embarrassing bullshit, and starting stupid companies out of brain farts. He's just rationally following the incentives at this point.
Habemus stultum.
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Making the rounds in Iowa: an epic Facebook rant by a Woodbury County Supervisor Mark Nelson (a Republican), about why Democrat Catelin Drey just won a special election by a wide margin. www.facebook.com/615554997371...
Maryna Hryshko was killed by the Russian attack on #Kyiv last night. She was just seventeen and an only child of her parents. Maryna's dad is defending Ukraine. Deepest condolences.
"Literally no one thinks prayer is a substitute for action." Then why is prayer, literally, *always* the substitute for action, you willfully obtuse asshole?
Gavin's voters think Tombstone is the greatest western ever made, and have the soundtrack on vinyl.
One thing you have to say about Trump: He fucks kids.
This is a recurring bugbear of mine because it baffles me that so few of the otherwise smart people thinking about this are outcome oriented in their thinking. What is *the point* of this shit? Is it to make content that you and people like you enjoy? Or is it to actually win?
Elimination of the federal income tax is a central long-term goal of MAGA (I consider ALL conservatives since 1923 as MAGA). I wonder if they’d be stupid enough to take the bait if Democrats offered it. They seem to genuinely believe that MAGA states would prosper.
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
people love bringing up japan when it comes to deporting immigrants/ creating a homogenous society, but if you bring up japan's anti-gun laws it's "woah woah woah"
“And, more bluntly, a recognition that ‘space sucks’ and a lot of people have ‘underestimated the scale of suckitude,’ as Kelly and Zach Weinersmith put it in their book A City on Mars: Can We Settle Space, Should We Settle Space, and Have We Really Thought This Through?”
An AI booster says that chatGPT's role in a person's suicide is evidence of an "extraordinary new power"? What the fuck? It is just a sycophant machine that says what the user wants to hear, it's a validation box.
Wanna feel old? It was 2,504 years ago today that the Greeks beat Persia in the Battle of Mycale.
Electrified logging railroads weren't common, but they did exist! In California, the rugged Red River Lumber Co boasted 17-miles of electrification between Westwood and Chester. Electric box-cabs shuttled up to 190-cars a day under 1500V DC catenary! One engine survives today in Argentina.
Laura J. Nelson 
