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E Denzer

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Mechanical / Electrical engineer on the south coast of Massachusetts, 20 year (and counting) DoD contract employee. All opinions expressed are those of my dog, Theo. Sorry, no DM’s

created November 16, 2024

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Hahahaha, I mean, I’m sorry, this would really piss trump off. Hahahaha

2/9/2025, 6:32:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Department Secretaries are appointed, not elected there Einstein. Nobody in this clown show of an administration has a clue about how things are supposed to work

2/9/2025, 3:43:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If they wanted it to look authentic, there should be random capitalization, run on sentences and incorrect punctuation

2/9/2025, 3:38:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t ever recall being told to live in fear of monkeypox

2/9/2025, 3:36:33 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nobody in trump’s family has ever done a hard day’s work, so the concept of Labor Day is completely lost on them

2/9/2025, 3:32:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They don’t care if the information they release is real or not, as long as it fits their narrative

2/9/2025, 3:22:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was never funny, now it’s just ironic

2/9/2025, 3:12:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wasn’t assuming anything, but I was hoping

2/9/2025, 3:11:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey Maria, go stick your opinions where the sun doesn’t shine

2/9/2025, 2:30:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Personally, I think it’s either a recalibration of his medications, or a jump in the progression of his dementia symptoms

2/9/2025, 2:27:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This guy is an absolute lunatic, he should be in a mental institution, not making decisions about our healthcare

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2/9/2025, 2:21:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who was outsmarted by Borat. What a stupid time to be alive

2/9/2025, 2:15:57 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope you’re feeling better Missy, get well soon

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2/9/2025, 2:12:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My buddy Theo here is running a campaign on tennis balls for everyone

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2/9/2025, 2:09:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy birthday 🎂, try to ignore this clown show of a government for the day, and just enjoy

2/9/2025, 2:06:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lock him up! Lock him up!

2/9/2025, 2:05:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Add it to the list of impeachable offenses, like extorting a foreign government for an airplane, suspending due process for immigrants, or illegally firing a governor of the Federal Reserve

2/9/2025, 2:04:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not only is he an idiot, his face looks like an old catchers mitt

2/9/2025, 1:06:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Putting this psychopath in charge of our healthcare is pretty much like having Jeffery Dahmer running the FDA, or Osama bin Laden heading up the FAA

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2/9/2025, 11:40:15 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am Darkness. I am Shadow. I am the Ruler of the Night. I exist beyond the realm of the Living, beyond the realm of the Dead. I am the Dark-Hunter. And I am Eternal Sherrilyn Kenyon

2/9/2025, 11:31:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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On September 2, 1945, World War Two came to an end as Japanese Foreign Minister Shigemitsu Mamoru and General Umezu Yoshijiro signed Japan's formal surrender aboard the USS Missouri.

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2/9/2025, 11:24:06 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The more people I meet, the more and more I like my dog

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2/9/2025, 11:20:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Three Stooges would be a massive upgrade from this administration

2/9/2025, 12:41:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Personally, I think it’s either a recalibration of his medications, or another jump in the progression of dementia. Either way, we should be having a conversation about the 25th amendment

1/9/2025, 11:57:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was never funny, now it’s just ironic

1/9/2025, 11:37:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6’ 3” and 215 pounds of pure alpha male, try to control yourselves ladies

1/9/2025, 12:09:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Could someone please show him how a caps lock button works, there’s no need to scream good night

1/9/2025, 12:07:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We don’t need meteorologists, supreme leader controls the weather, so try not to displease him

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1/9/2025, 1:33:15 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heroin use aside, this guy is completely insane

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1/9/2025, 1:30:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent

And if you go back one more generation

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1/9/2025, 1:27:37 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent

Stop getting our hopes up

31/8/2025, 11:42:19 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m guessing it’s either a recalibration of his medications, or actual progression of dementia. Either way, we wouldn’t let him drive, but commanding our military is probably fine

31/8/2025, 11:40:30 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A personal update: the uneasy truce with the skunks has crumbled, the nightly incursions have resumed. All diplomatic efforts have failed, conflict seems inevitable. God help us

31/8/2025, 12:05:25 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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“It worked for me," he continued of his past heroin use. "And if it still worked, I'd still be doing it." - RFK Jr. I honestly don’t think our HHS director should be pro-heroin, but I’m old fashioned

31/8/2025, 2:14:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Recalibration period for the dementia medication

30/8/2025, 9:43:34 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There’s not one normal, intelligent, well adjusted human in this picture

30/8/2025, 1:04:04 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ball & chain from this album is an all time favorite

30/8/2025, 1:01:21 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Warrior ethos: rake America great again

30/8/2025, 11:05:47 AM | 44 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let’s take a moment to appreciate the director of HHS advising us to ignore the doctors and scientists who study disease, and maybe listen to a podcast

30/8/2025, 2:08:39 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you, I needed that

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30/8/2025, 12:18:31 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yup, maga is a cult, not a political movement. I expect to see a bunch of idiots with bruised hands

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29/8/2025, 4:35:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh no, poor Joni. Thoughts and prayers

29/8/2025, 4:31:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent

Let’s introduce this plan, and watch Fox “news” explode

29/8/2025, 11:47:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s the laws of attraction: horrible people attract horrible people

29/8/2025, 11:45:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, since the Constitution is no longer a thing, I’m looking forward to President Obama’s campaign and inevitable third term

29/8/2025, 11:44:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent

What he actually means by “law and order President” is that he ordered his cabinet not to follow the law

29/8/2025, 11:41:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So, the director of HHS, the guy responsible for our healthcare decisions, is pro-heroin. That’s a bit concerning

29/8/2025, 11:39:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Native American firefighters, risking their lives to protect property and fight a wildfire. ICE is a terrorist organization

29/8/2025, 11:35:46 AM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, he also testified at his confirmation hearing that he would not obliterate our vaccination programs, and apparently there’s no repercussions for lying under oath

29/8/2025, 11:32:51 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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First of all, what a waste of money and resources. Secondly, this will have long term effects on recruitment, nobody wants to join the Guard to be a political prop

29/8/2025, 11:29:56 AM | 135 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s almost like the red carpet treatment, with a B2 flyover, on American soil, for a war criminal, wasn’t actually the deterrent that this administration thought

29/8/2025, 11:21:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m sure the red carpet, B2 flyover on American soil wasn’t the deterrent trump thought it was

28/8/2025, 11:29:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent

It would probably also raise our collective IQ by at least 10 points

28/8/2025, 11:27:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope the Danish government arrests everyone involved and sends them off to CECOT, trials are not needed as laws no longer apply

28/8/2025, 10:12:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Remember when our government was run by adults? I really miss the good old days

28/8/2025, 4:32:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every country on earth has issues with mental health, but mass shootings are primarily an American problem. It’s not mental healthcare (although that is needed), it’s access to guns

28/8/2025, 3:29:09 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey, nice beaver

28/8/2025, 11:51:19 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yup, their plan is for “culling the herd” to eliminate the percentage of the population that they believe doesn’t contribute enough to society. It’s going to be the worst public health crisis since smallpox

28/8/2025, 11:49:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The biggest danger to public health since smallpox

28/8/2025, 11:44:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent

Why so serious?

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28/8/2025, 11:42:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A state Attorney General is telling a statewide school district to ignore a court ruling. Law and order no longer applies

28/8/2025, 11:39:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s a definite possibility, or he’s just completely insane

28/8/2025, 11:34:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This psychopath has a proven track record of insane antics, and absolutely no medical training, yet he thinks he’s able to diagnose children with MRNA vaccine injuries just by watching them walk through an airport. He needs to go far, far away

28/8/2025, 11:32:07 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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August 28, 1963, On the steps of the Lincoln Memorial in Washington, D.C., the African American civil rights movement reaches its high-water mark when Martin Luther King Jr. delivers his "I Have a Dream" speech to about 250,000 people attending the March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom

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28/8/2025, 11:25:48 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This absolutely pains me to say, but we’re utterly failing as a society

27/8/2025, 7:13:36 PM | 51 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Case in point

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27/8/2025, 2:35:32 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brilliant idea, I’ve renamed my insomnia “night time energy surplus”, it makes me feel so much better

27/8/2025, 1:41:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Supreme leader is pleased, you may continue groveling tomorrow

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27/8/2025, 1:38:33 PM | 41 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why does Kash Patel always look like he’s judging weather or not to trust a fart

27/8/2025, 1:33:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He doesn’t have any cohesive policies, it’s all about what can benefit him personally at the time

27/8/2025, 1:31:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ukraine. Was. Invaded. By. Russia. You stupid, lying piece of crap

27/8/2025, 1:29:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Supreme leader is pleased, we can continue groveling tomorrow

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27/8/2025, 1:25:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Suggestion to the Danish government, arrest everyone involved in this effort, contact the government of El Salvador, and ship all detainees to Cecot (no need to file charges, laws no longer apply)

27/8/2025, 1:24:00 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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None of us are at this point, stay positive, we may actually survive this

27/8/2025, 1:19:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gym Jordan siding with pedophiles, somehow not surprising

27/8/2025, 1:12:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Isn’t he preoccupied with building a nuclear reactor on the moon, for some stupid reason

27/8/2025, 1:08:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This beautification is costing taxpayers over 1 million per day

27/8/2025, 1:06:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, nobody calls him the President of Europe. His brain is mush

27/8/2025, 1:05:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Justice for Cricket

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27/8/2025, 1:04:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For the taxpayer cost of about 1 million per day

27/8/2025, 11:38:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The crow has some valid points

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27/8/2025, 11:31:38 AM | 38 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is trump’s version of America first

27/8/2025, 11:29:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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On August 27, 2008, Democratic politician Barack Obama became the first African American to be nominated for the presidency by either major party; he later defeated Republican John McCain to win the office.

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27/8/2025, 11:27:55 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6’ 3”, 215 pounds of alpha male right there

27/8/2025, 11:24:08 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Translation: everyone stop talking about the Epstein files and look at the lovely gaslight

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27/8/2025, 11:18:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We did the Wisdom panel on him: pit bull, boxer, bulldog, shar-pei and pointer. Rescue mutt

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27/8/2025, 1:33:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absolutely stunning

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27/8/2025, 12:36:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The red carpet, B2 flyover for Putin, a war criminal, on U.S. soil

26/8/2025, 11:49:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We presently have a Russian asset destroying our country, right before our eyes

26/8/2025, 11:46:06 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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No grandpa, you’re confused, we’re just calling you a dick

26/8/2025, 11:28:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A big shoutout to our corrupt Supreme Court for your ruling on Presidential immunity, thanks for enabling this you spineless douchebags

26/8/2025, 11:26:51 PM | 7 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Supreme leader slayed the mighty dragon, then negotiated many trade deals

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26/8/2025, 11:19:49 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s a nice pile of dog you have there

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26/8/2025, 11:17:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FUUUUUUUUUCK YOU

26/8/2025, 7:56:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have a dream…

26/8/2025, 3:36:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll take “things a pedophile would say” for 400, Alex

26/8/2025, 3:35:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I intend to be cremated, my ashes used to make soap, and the bars of soap placed in the locker room of the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders

26/8/2025, 3:34:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My rescue buddy Theo, he’s either a dog or large honey badger

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26/8/2025, 3:28:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Awesome, my rescue buddy appreciates everyone trying to get all these dogs homes

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26/8/2025, 3:26:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m confused, is this making us great again, or lowering the price of eggs?

26/8/2025, 3:24:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view