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Hahahaha, I mean, I’m sorry, this would really piss trump off. Hahahaha
Mechanical / Electrical engineer on the south coast of Massachusetts, 20 year (and counting) DoD contract employee. All opinions expressed are those of my dog, Theo. Sorry, no DM’s
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view profile on Bluesky E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahahaha, I mean, I’m sorry, this would really piss trump off. Hahahaha
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
Department Secretaries are appointed, not elected there Einstein. Nobody in this clown show of an administration has a clue about how things are supposed to work
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
If they wanted it to look authentic, there should be random capitalization, run on sentences and incorrect punctuation
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I don’t ever recall being told to live in fear of monkeypox
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
Nobody in trump’s family has ever done a hard day’s work, so the concept of Labor Day is completely lost on them
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
They don’t care if the information they release is real or not, as long as it fits their narrative
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It was never funny, now it’s just ironic
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I wasn’t assuming anything, but I was hoping
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Hey Maria, go stick your opinions where the sun doesn’t shine
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
Personally, I think it’s either a recalibration of his medications, or a jump in the progression of his dementia symptoms
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
This guy is an absolute lunatic, he should be in a mental institution, not making decisions about our healthcare
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
Who was outsmarted by Borat. What a stupid time to be alive
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
My buddy Theo here is running a campaign on tennis balls for everyone
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy birthday 🎂, try to ignore this clown show of a government for the day, and just enjoy
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Lock him up! Lock him up!
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
Add it to the list of impeachable offenses, like extorting a foreign government for an airplane, suspending due process for immigrants, or illegally firing a governor of the Federal Reserve
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
Not only is he an idiot, his face looks like an old catchers mitt
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
Putting this psychopath in charge of our healthcare is pretty much like having Jeffery Dahmer running the FDA, or Osama bin Laden heading up the FAA
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
I am Darkness. I am Shadow. I am the Ruler of the Night. I exist beyond the realm of the Living, beyond the realm of the Dead. I am the Dark-Hunter. And I am Eternal Sherrilyn Kenyon
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social)
On September 2, 1945, World War Two came to an end as Japanese Foreign Minister Shigemitsu Mamoru and General Umezu Yoshijiro signed Japan's formal surrender aboard the USS Missouri.
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
The more people I meet, the more and more I like my dog
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The Three Stooges would be a massive upgrade from this administration
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
Personally, I think it’s either a recalibration of his medications, or another jump in the progression of dementia. Either way, we should be having a conversation about the 25th amendment
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It was never funny, now it’s just ironic
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6’ 3” and 215 pounds of pure alpha male, try to control yourselves ladies
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
Could someone please show him how a caps lock button works, there’s no need to scream good night
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
We don’t need meteorologists, supreme leader controls the weather, so try not to displease him
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
Stop getting our hopes up
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m guessing it’s either a recalibration of his medications, or actual progression of dementia. Either way, we wouldn’t let him drive, but commanding our military is probably fine
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A personal update: the uneasy truce with the skunks has crumbled, the nightly incursions have resumed. All diplomatic efforts have failed, conflict seems inevitable. God help us
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“It worked for me," he continued of his past heroin use. "And if it still worked, I'd still be doing it." - RFK Jr. I honestly don’t think our HHS director should be pro-heroin, but I’m old fashioned
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Recalibration period for the dementia medication
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There’s not one normal, intelligent, well adjusted human in this picture
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Ball & chain from this album is an all time favorite
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Warrior ethos: rake America great again
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Let’s take a moment to appreciate the director of HHS advising us to ignore the doctors and scientists who study disease, and maybe listen to a podcast
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup, maga is a cult, not a political movement. I expect to see a bunch of idiots with bruised hands
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh no, poor Joni. Thoughts and prayers
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
Let’s introduce this plan, and watch Fox “news” explode
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s the laws of attraction: horrible people attract horrible people
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, since the Constitution is no longer a thing, I’m looking forward to President Obama’s campaign and inevitable third term
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
What he actually means by “law and order President” is that he ordered his cabinet not to follow the law
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
So, the director of HHS, the guy responsible for our healthcare decisions, is pro-heroin. That’s a bit concerning
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
Native American firefighters, risking their lives to protect property and fight a wildfire. ICE is a terrorist organization
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, he also testified at his confirmation hearing that he would not obliterate our vaccination programs, and apparently there’s no repercussions for lying under oath
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
First of all, what a waste of money and resources. Secondly, this will have long term effects on recruitment, nobody wants to join the Guard to be a political prop
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s almost like the red carpet treatment, with a B2 flyover, on American soil, for a war criminal, wasn’t actually the deterrent that this administration thought
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m sure the red carpet, B2 flyover on American soil wasn’t the deterrent trump thought it was
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
It would probably also raise our collective IQ by at least 10 points
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope the Danish government arrests everyone involved and sends them off to CECOT, trials are not needed as laws no longer apply
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember when our government was run by adults? I really miss the good old days
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
Every country on earth has issues with mental health, but mass shootings are primarily an American problem. It’s not mental healthcare (although that is needed), it’s access to guns
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, nice beaver
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Yup, their plan is for “culling the herd” to eliminate the percentage of the population that they believe doesn’t contribute enough to society. It’s going to be the worst public health crisis since smallpox
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
The biggest danger to public health since smallpox
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
A state Attorney General is telling a statewide school district to ignore a court ruling. Law and order no longer applies
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s a definite possibility, or he’s just completely insane
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
This psychopath has a proven track record of insane antics, and absolutely no medical training, yet he thinks he’s able to diagnose children with MRNA vaccine injuries just by watching them walk through an airport. He needs to go far, far away
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August 28, 1963, On the steps of the Lincoln Memorial in Washington, D.C., the African American civil rights movement reaches its high-water mark when Martin Luther King Jr. delivers his "I Have a Dream" speech to about 250,000 people attending the March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom
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This absolutely pains me to say, but we’re utterly failing as a society
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Brilliant idea, I’ve renamed my insomnia “night time energy surplus”, it makes me feel so much better
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Supreme leader is pleased, you may continue groveling tomorrow
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
Why does Kash Patel always look like he’s judging weather or not to trust a fart
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
He doesn’t have any cohesive policies, it’s all about what can benefit him personally at the time
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
Ukraine. Was. Invaded. By. Russia. You stupid, lying piece of crap
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Supreme leader is pleased, we can continue groveling tomorrow
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
Suggestion to the Danish government, arrest everyone involved in this effort, contact the government of El Salvador, and ship all detainees to Cecot (no need to file charges, laws no longer apply)
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None of us are at this point, stay positive, we may actually survive this
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Gym Jordan siding with pedophiles, somehow not surprising
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Isn’t he preoccupied with building a nuclear reactor on the moon, for some stupid reason
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This beautification is costing taxpayers over 1 million per day
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No, nobody calls him the President of Europe. His brain is mush
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For the taxpayer cost of about 1 million per day
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This is trump’s version of America first
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On August 27, 2008, Democratic politician Barack Obama became the first African American to be nominated for the presidency by either major party; he later defeated Republican John McCain to win the office.
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6’ 3”, 215 pounds of alpha male right there
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Translation: everyone stop talking about the Epstein files and look at the lovely gaslight
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
We did the Wisdom panel on him: pit bull, boxer, bulldog, shar-pei and pointer. Rescue mutt
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The red carpet, B2 flyover for Putin, a war criminal, on U.S. soil
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
We presently have a Russian asset destroying our country, right before our eyes
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No grandpa, you’re confused, we’re just calling you a dick
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
A big shoutout to our corrupt Supreme Court for your ruling on Presidential immunity, thanks for enabling this you spineless douchebags
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
Supreme leader slayed the mighty dragon, then negotiated many trade deals
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FUUUUUUUUUCK YOU
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I have a dream…
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I’ll take “things a pedophile would say” for 400, Alex
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I intend to be cremated, my ashes used to make soap, and the bars of soap placed in the locker room of the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders
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My rescue buddy Theo, he’s either a dog or large honey badger
E Denzer (@edenzer.bsky.social) reply parent
Awesome, my rescue buddy appreciates everyone trying to get all these dogs homes
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I’m confused, is this making us great again, or lowering the price of eggs?