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Ed. Floden

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Unmutual. I hate Nazis. Melt ICE. Regem interficere. Han shot first.

created November 16, 2024

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Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent

One word: RoboPrez.

1/9/2025, 2:56:30 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Break on through Break on through To that Kit Kat bar

31/8/2025, 11:14:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thomas Matthews Crooks He died for a lie.

31/8/2025, 11:01:06 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social)

Woo! Best ever! squareword.org 1308: 8 guesses 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟩🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟨🟨🟨🟨 <6:🟩 <11:🟨 <16:🟧 16+:🟥 #squareword #squareword1308

31/8/2025, 10:59:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's walking under a canopy.

31/8/2025, 10:49:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another war that Trump has prevented!

31/8/2025, 10:42:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Playing golf" must be part of presidential duties.

31/8/2025, 1:36:22 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that a line from a porn movie?

31/8/2025, 12:51:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

31/8/2025, 12:08:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent

No. The message would be in ALL CAPS.

30/8/2025, 4:30:12 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social)

If Trump said that he's dead, I wouldn't believe it.

30/8/2025, 2:10:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent

Who recruited the shooter?

30/8/2025, 1:06:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent

Does it make you angry?

30/8/2025, 12:56:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent

Is Vitamin D a prophylaxis if you rub it on?

30/8/2025, 12:48:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent

Or maybe it's the water hammer that happens after you flush the toilet and the tank refills.

29/8/2025, 11:16:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent

In CoD we trust.

29/8/2025, 11:09:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent

I AM POWERFUL!

29/8/2025, 11:00:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent

He has a misaligned penis?

29/8/2025, 10:58:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm waiting for western California to fall into the Pacific Ocean.

29/8/2025, 10:55:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kirby hands!

29/8/2025, 12:10:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent

@merriam-webster.com should know.

29/8/2025, 12:39:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 11:38:44 PM | 11 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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My universe is larger than any religion.

28/8/2025, 11:52:10 PM | 17 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted

Between RFK decimating the CDC, normalizing Ashli Babbitt & the umpteenth school shooting... I'm losing the will to post. #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files

29/8/2025, 12:23:39 AM | 37681 5892 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent

If only God could ban guns.

29/8/2025, 12:17:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent

And JD is pushing hard for that failure.

29/8/2025, 12:05:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent

Arise, Sandwichnistas!

29/8/2025, 12:00:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent

SQUIRREL -->

28/8/2025, 11:34:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Fox News will be ceasing operations, as all of the on-air talent have been hired by the Trump administration." Discuss!

28/8/2025, 2:46:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's nice to see the National Guard dealing with the Washington D.C. trash violence.

28/8/2025, 12:12:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I eagerly anticipate the day when Trump becomes eligible for a deadbot.

27/8/2025, 7:16:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If only they would the trash out of the White House.

27/8/2025, 6:37:29 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent

“Mommy! The judges are being mean to me!”

27/8/2025, 6:20:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is it? I thought that he was replacing the Statue of Liberty with a 100-meter tall Golden Donald.

27/8/2025, 6:14:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Pumpkin Spice” was the girl who didn’t make the cut.

27/8/2025, 5:13:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another of my favorite documentaries.

27/8/2025, 5:07:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social)

What's the Vegas line on a Kelce/Swift split?

27/8/2025, 10:39:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent

How many Cracker Barrel executives are buying their stock, now that it's at a low?

27/8/2025, 12:03:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social)

What if Trump was replaced by AI? Could America do worse?

26/8/2025, 11:53:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow. 132% of Americans are dumb.

26/8/2025, 2:38:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder how much money China has given to Trump?

26/8/2025, 12:23:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social)

The easiest way to remove criminals from the streets is to put them in government positions.

26/8/2025, 12:27:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's there to pick up his checquita.

26/8/2025, 12:23:48 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social)

I'm so old that I remember when "AI" stood for "American Ingenuity".

25/8/2025, 10:54:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 9:13:39 PM | 3 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent

…resetting my Trump countdown clock…

25/8/2025, 10:12:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent

"Salmon chanted evening You may see a stranger…"

25/8/2025, 9:41:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent

I need to drink milk. Without it, my Ovaltine is too gritty.

25/8/2025, 9:31:20 PM | 32 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent

Darn. If it were cesium 133, I could make a clock.

25/8/2025, 7:10:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent

Physically, no. Brainly, yes.

25/8/2025, 7:01:53 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social)

Wake me up when AI replaces Sam Altman.

24/8/2025, 8:22:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social)

Sydney Sweeney ought to be on the Cracker Barrel logo. That'll boost sales.

24/8/2025, 7:06:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They've removed the "Cracker" from the logo; now they're just "Barrel".

24/8/2025, 1:22:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not much: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_St...

24/8/2025, 1:06:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social)

Weather Channel headline: “Tracking Hurricanes with Artificial Intelligence” We’re doomed. The hurricanes now have AI.

23/8/2025, 1:28:12 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The word “staff” is redundant. www.bbc.com/news/article...

21/8/2025, 5:14:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent

Is Pink Floyd in town?

19/8/2025, 8:44:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social)

Make Donald Trump White Houseless.

19/8/2025, 6:39:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep.

19/8/2025, 6:12:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent

But, will The Home Depot file a lawsuit against this obvious misuse of their trademark?

19/8/2025, 5:51:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Woo hoo! The economy's on fire! Oh… that's not what you meant. Sorry.

19/8/2025, 1:07:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent

"To Release A Predator", this fall on NBC!

18/8/2025, 11:18:35 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not sure, but the squares probably represent voting precincts.

17/8/2025, 11:57:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me, to the person at Subway: "What sub do you recommend for a Trump protest?"

17/8/2025, 3:17:00 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We had it all on UHF.

16/8/2025, 7:09:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tomorrows's news: McDonald's will refuse to sell abortion pills.

16/8/2025, 7:00:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TACO Grande! www.bbc.com/news/live/c2...

16/8/2025, 1:40:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Look out! He's got a foot-long!" "Eh, it's only 11 inches."

15/8/2025, 1:12:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent

Congress should *be* in stocks.

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15/8/2025, 1:05:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And democracy for three-and-a-half years.

15/8/2025, 1:01:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Donald Trump is doing his best to keep criminals from overcrowding our prisons.

14/8/2025, 11:52:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whatever shop supplied the sandwich, they ought to own the moment: "Our Sandwiches Are A Felony!"

14/8/2025, 2:16:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Republicans are panicking, because Alabamians may be getting smarter. bsky.app/profile/alab...

14/8/2025, 1:51:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent

The M16-inch will be the new weapon of choice for MAGA.

14/8/2025, 1:39:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump wants to claim it for the U.S., to increase national security. www.popularmechanics.com/science/a656...

14/8/2025, 12:52:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where’s my Sharpie? www.orlandosentinel.com/wp-content/u...

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13/8/2025, 9:40:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let’s give him a Viking funeral.

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13/8/2025, 7:46:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The U.S. Government has become the enemy.

13/8/2025, 7:42:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kinky.

13/8/2025, 6:55:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is how the comic book "The Dark Knight Returns" started.

12/8/2025, 10:38:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My local HD put up the displays last week.

12/8/2025, 1:20:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And after I visit Spirit Halloween, I'm going to check out the spooky stuff at the Home Depot across the street.

11/8/2025, 11:23:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WASHINGTON, D.C. IS A HOTBED OF CRIME! THERE'S A FELONIOUS PEDOPHILE LIVING AT 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE!

11/8/2025, 11:13:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too late. MAGA is already buying the newspapers.

11/8/2025, 8:27:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Has Guinness World Records been informed?

11/8/2025, 11:45:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Florida? That's America's wang!" — Homer J. Simpson

11/8/2025, 11:37:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've just realized that "The Omega Man" is an allegory for RFK Jr and vaccines.

10/8/2025, 11:06:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's declare the White House to be a Federal penitentiary. That will save us the cost of building a new prison.

10/8/2025, 9:45:17 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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"White Boy Summer", by Chet Hanks.

10/8/2025, 9:40:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This will require new names for "books". Until the invention of the electric guitar, there were only "guitars"; now we have electric and acoustic guitars. How shall we distinguish between "human-authored" and "AI-authored" books, as those terms are clumsy?

10/8/2025, 9:35:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OMG! She stole TWO APPLE STORES! I think. appleinsider.com/articles/25/...

10/8/2025, 8:26:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/8/2025, 6:54:27 PM | 420 197 | View on Bluesky | view

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But they'll be safe from Trump, and that's a lot.

10/8/2025, 8:19:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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52% corporate tax was good enough for Eisenhower.

10/8/2025, 8:16:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy crap! It's a character from @xkcd.com !

10/8/2025, 7:54:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where's the statue of naked fat Donald?

10/8/2025, 7:46:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm averaging 13 tries.

10/8/2025, 7:44:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The important information about this article is that the Epstein files haven't bee released. bleacherreport.com/articles/252...

10/8/2025, 5:11:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think that the demise of Mrs Oliver Warbucks needs to be reinvestigated. I don't believe this "death in a yachting accident".

10/8/2025, 2:21:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent

True. In the 1960s, southern (mostly) Democrats, disagreeing with President Johnson and the Civil Rights Act, switched to the Republican party. The remaining Democrats became the left-leaning party that exists today, while the Republicans continued their opposition to "liberal" causes.

9/8/2025, 8:21:08 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view