Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
One word: RoboPrez.
Unmutual. I hate Nazis. Melt ICE. Regem interficere. Han shot first.
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One word: RoboPrez.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social)
Break on through Break on through To that Kit Kat bar
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
Thomas Matthews Crooks He died for a lie.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social)
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Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
He's walking under a canopy.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
Another war that Trump has prevented!
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
"Playing golf" must be part of presidential duties.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that a line from a porn movie?
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
No. The message would be in ALL CAPS.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social)
If Trump said that he's dead, I wouldn't believe it.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
Who recruited the shooter?
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
Does it make you angry?
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
Is Vitamin D a prophylaxis if you rub it on?
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
Or maybe it's the water hammer that happens after you flush the toilet and the tank refills.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
In CoD we trust.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
I AM POWERFUL!
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
He has a misaligned penis?
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm waiting for western California to fall into the Pacific Ocean.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
Kirby hands!
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
@merriam-webster.com should know.
A-Aron (@aaronfrizzle.bsky.social) reposted
My universe is larger than any religion.
Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted
Between RFK decimating the CDC, normalizing Ashli Babbitt & the umpteenth school shooting... I'm losing the will to post. #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
If only God could ban guns.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
And JD is pushing hard for that failure.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
Arise, Sandwichnistas!
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
SQUIRREL -->
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social)
"Fox News will be ceasing operations, as all of the on-air talent have been hired by the Trump administration." Discuss!
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social)
It's nice to see the National Guard dealing with the Washington D.C. trash violence.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
I eagerly anticipate the day when Trump becomes eligible for a deadbot.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
If only they would the trash out of the White House.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
“Mommy! The judges are being mean to me!”
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it? I thought that he was replacing the Statue of Liberty with a 100-meter tall Golden Donald.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
“Pumpkin Spice” was the girl who didn’t make the cut.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
Another of my favorite documentaries.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social)
What's the Vegas line on a Kelce/Swift split?
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
How many Cracker Barrel executives are buying their stock, now that it's at a low?
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social)
What if Trump was replaced by AI? Could America do worse?
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow. 132% of Americans are dumb.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder how much money China has given to Trump?
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social)
The easiest way to remove criminals from the streets is to put them in government positions.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
He's there to pick up his checquita.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social)
I'm so old that I remember when "AI" stood for "American Ingenuity".
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
…resetting my Trump countdown clock…
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
"Salmon chanted evening You may see a stranger…"
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
I need to drink milk. Without it, my Ovaltine is too gritty.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
Darn. If it were cesium 133, I could make a clock.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
Physically, no. Brainly, yes.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social)
Wake me up when AI replaces Sam Altman.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social)
Sydney Sweeney ought to be on the Cracker Barrel logo. That'll boost sales.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
They've removed the "Cracker" from the logo; now they're just "Barrel".
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
Not much: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_St...
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social)
Weather Channel headline: “Tracking Hurricanes with Artificial Intelligence” We’re doomed. The hurricanes now have AI.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social)
The word “staff” is redundant. www.bbc.com/news/article...
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
Is Pink Floyd in town?
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social)
Make Donald Trump White Houseless.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
But, will The Home Depot file a lawsuit against this obvious misuse of their trademark?
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
Woo hoo! The economy's on fire! Oh… that's not what you meant. Sorry.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
"To Release A Predator", this fall on NBC!
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not sure, but the squares probably represent voting precincts.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
Me, to the person at Subway: "What sub do you recommend for a Trump protest?"
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
We had it all on UHF.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
Tomorrows's news: McDonald's will refuse to sell abortion pills.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social)
TACO Grande! www.bbc.com/news/live/c2...
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
"Look out! He's got a foot-long!" "Eh, it's only 11 inches."
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
And democracy for three-and-a-half years.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social)
Donald Trump is doing his best to keep criminals from overcrowding our prisons.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
Whatever shop supplied the sandwich, they ought to own the moment: "Our Sandwiches Are A Felony!"
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social)
Republicans are panicking, because Alabamians may be getting smarter. bsky.app/profile/alab...
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
The M16-inch will be the new weapon of choice for MAGA.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social)
Trump wants to claim it for the U.S., to increase national security. www.popularmechanics.com/science/a656...
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
The U.S. Government has become the enemy.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
Kinky.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
This is how the comic book "The Dark Knight Returns" started.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
My local HD put up the displays last week.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
And after I visit Spirit Halloween, I'm going to check out the spooky stuff at the Home Depot across the street.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social)
WASHINGTON, D.C. IS A HOTBED OF CRIME! THERE'S A FELONIOUS PEDOPHILE LIVING AT 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE!
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
Too late. MAGA is already buying the newspapers.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
Has Guinness World Records been informed?
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
"Florida? That's America's wang!" — Homer J. Simpson
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social)
I've just realized that "The Omega Man" is an allegory for RFK Jr and vaccines.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
Let's declare the White House to be a Federal penitentiary. That will save us the cost of building a new prison.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
"White Boy Summer", by Chet Hanks.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
This will require new names for "books". Until the invention of the electric guitar, there were only "guitars"; now we have electric and acoustic guitars. How shall we distinguish between "human-authored" and "AI-authored" books, as those terms are clumsy?
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social)
OMG! She stole TWO APPLE STORES! I think. appleinsider.com/articles/25/...
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
But they'll be safe from Trump, and that's a lot.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
52% corporate tax was good enough for Eisenhower.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy crap! It's a character from @xkcd.com !
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
Where's the statue of naked fat Donald?
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm averaging 13 tries.
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social)
The important information about this article is that the Epstein files haven't bee released. bleacherreport.com/articles/252...
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social)
I think that the demise of Mrs Oliver Warbucks needs to be reinvestigated. I don't believe this "death in a yachting accident".
Ed. Floden (@edfloden.bsky.social) reply parent
True. In the 1960s, southern (mostly) Democrats, disagreeing with President Johnson and the Civil Rights Act, switched to the Republican party. The remaining Democrats became the left-leaning party that exists today, while the Republicans continued their opposition to "liberal" causes.