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edwardthethirdsky

@edwardthethird.bsky.social

Oak Park, CA. Hawaii haole boy. I stole a local girl from Oahu. Coyotes, hawks and hummingbirds all around here. Fuck ICE. Unpatriotic imbeciles

created November 12, 2024

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Haha I had a friend just like that.

29/8/2025, 9:32:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stupid wannabe cops causing more problems than they are worth. Only assholes sign up for ICE

29/8/2025, 9:32:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brown-nosed weenie

29/8/2025, 5:26:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump is why we can’t have nice things

25/8/2025, 12:03:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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On brand

24/8/2025, 5:32:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heroic

24/8/2025, 4:18:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought that was Melania at first

23/8/2025, 11:19:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s a good one! 👍

22/8/2025, 4:46:51 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I doubt that he is aware. Who would tell him? His news-censoring staff who only bring him flattering articles? The fawning press corps? The spineless media?

20/8/2025, 5:08:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He knows that Vlad can smell his diaper

18/8/2025, 3:56:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are some good men out there

18/8/2025, 3:51:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Best day of sixth grade was when we were bused into the Rockies, given a map and a compass, and played Capture The Flag

15/8/2025, 3:49:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let me explain… There.

14/8/2025, 1:50:31 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Numbers Three and Four didn’t get the memo

13/8/2025, 4:43:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This always makes me laugh: open.spotify.com/album/78HQtf...

10/8/2025, 3:33:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love Chin Su

9/8/2025, 4:43:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hear you. He has made several of my favorite films but I was really disappointed when he outed himself as a raging MAGA

9/8/2025, 3:43:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s not a legitimate president. He used Elon’s $ to buy the office. Now he’s using our $ to make it as tacky as he possibly can. He is not a leader.

9/8/2025, 3:27:45 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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America is America’s biggest casino and he’ll bankrupt this one too

9/8/2025, 6:03:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In an elementary school. Jesus.

8/8/2025, 1:09:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember the shock on my daughter’s face and the quiver when she had her first carbonated soda water.

7/8/2025, 4:41:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/8/2025, 11:11:34 AM | 337 136 | View on Bluesky | view

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Life-saving idea! Pass it on!

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5/8/2025, 11:16:38 PM | 11309 4611 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/8/2025, 11:13:21 AM | 854 294 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump voters are hateful, stupid, and UnAmerican

6/8/2025, 12:09:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He is 💯 Austin Powers

5/8/2025, 3:57:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Flaky Flake

22/7/2025, 8:41:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Willow

22/7/2025, 8:38:18 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That would be ugly

22/7/2025, 8:33:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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JD doesn’t believe anything. He’s too pliable

22/7/2025, 8:30:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He is disgusting to his core

22/7/2025, 7:57:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look at that miserable face

21/7/2025, 10:46:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m glad he doesn’t have a dog to kick

21/7/2025, 10:45:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes I have a few comments. He is robbing us. He is a criminal. He has never been held accountable

21/7/2025, 6:05:43 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok this thread is making me very hungry but it is too late

21/7/2025, 6:00:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eel. Good taste

21/7/2025, 5:58:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll leave a Habba

21/7/2025, 5:21:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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💯

21/7/2025, 5:17:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Overthinking it while raking in millions. Good gig to have

21/7/2025, 5:16:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are we to blame for his ears too?

21/7/2025, 4:26:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Coffee is for closers

21/7/2025, 3:36:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes it did. Thank you

21/7/2025, 2:14:33 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So gross

21/7/2025, 12:12:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s a dive through

21/7/2025, 12:02:15 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stupid goons and buffoons

20/7/2025, 4:25:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a beautiful baby

20/7/2025, 4:02:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hate his stupid face and that chin. What a scumbag

20/7/2025, 5:37:37 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Impressive

20/7/2025, 4:09:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Arrogant AF

20/7/2025, 4:01:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exactly

20/7/2025, 3:57:37 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OMG Oingo Boingo. That would set me off

20/7/2025, 3:54:16 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s just a jerk

20/7/2025, 3:52:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great room

20/7/2025, 3:43:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These young women need escorts

19/7/2025, 10:34:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And mothers don’t push their children into these for the fashion

19/7/2025, 10:30:41 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mama looks worn out

19/7/2025, 7:32:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chris Martin is a spaz

19/7/2025, 2:55:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love the dogs but I don’t dig the dudes who need to be on camera narrating. It’s so obnoxious

18/7/2025, 4:33:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Masked buffoons. Cowards

18/7/2025, 4:29:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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💯

18/7/2025, 4:14:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Randy Fine” lol

18/7/2025, 4:02:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have to find those and try them

18/7/2025, 3:57:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All he does is sue and get sued and never pay anyone

18/7/2025, 3:43:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes it’s way too much. It is distracting us from real issues

17/7/2025, 7:47:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Posturing clowns

17/7/2025, 7:30:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Caught at Coldplay concert is all there is to this

17/7/2025, 7:12:53 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe it’s Maybelline

17/7/2025, 7:08:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No

17/7/2025, 7:07:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bring it to heel then, Chuck

17/7/2025, 7:03:31 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looking forward to her honest and sincere comments

17/7/2025, 6:52:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is no end to the madness

17/7/2025, 6:51:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Beauty

17/7/2025, 6:13:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She looks five years older every day

16/7/2025, 4:05:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Most dolls are single and that’s just how it is. Ken and Barbie had it good

16/7/2025, 4:01:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cowboys fan. This is accurate.

16/7/2025, 3:56:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve still got mine

16/7/2025, 3:49:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why does he always have those goons next to him

16/7/2025, 12:31:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They only care about the funding fathers

16/7/2025, 4:25:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Little Johnson is such a fool

16/7/2025, 4:24:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But his hair is so pretty

16/7/2025, 4:22:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Woke is such a useless term

15/7/2025, 9:40:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The worst of times.

15/7/2025, 9:06:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If I could never hear or read Epstein again, that would be great.

15/7/2025, 8:40:29 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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She is disgusting

15/7/2025, 5:31:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Professor was always there to help

15/7/2025, 5:25:41 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And they are always temporary. Which is a good thing

15/7/2025, 4:29:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She is absolutely horrible

15/7/2025, 4:12:57 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m down with this

15/7/2025, 4:11:36 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s a given that a complete rebuild and restaffing is in order

15/7/2025, 4:10:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every movie he has made is completely awful. But he’s kind of a nice guy

15/7/2025, 4:08:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you have to ask then you should not know

15/7/2025, 4:07:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yay for himself

15/7/2025, 4:02:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a joyful place

15/7/2025, 3:58:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like

15/7/2025, 3:51:43 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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We had a Macintosh Apple tree in New Hampshire. So delicious

15/7/2025, 3:46:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Very tired of that face

15/7/2025, 2:50:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cowards

15/7/2025, 2:48:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dr. Fraud. He should disappear

15/7/2025, 1:51:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Blah blah little guy

15/7/2025, 1:48:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I will never believe what is said about those files. The truth is gone

15/7/2025, 1:45:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view