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Eliot Bear

@eliotthebear.bsky.social

www.eliot.land is where I live. Harvard, Class of 1924

created November 13, 2024

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Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

"well" seems to be a bit of a stretch, kind of the same well the Post is "journalism".

31/8/2025, 3:14:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Alas, the dildo swallowing contest was not televised.

18/8/2025, 9:07:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

He is being diplomatic

16/8/2025, 6:36:32 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Weaker that a popcorn fart.

15/8/2025, 10:17:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

It's the the salami sandwich I worry about...

15/8/2025, 11:41:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

All the news that's fit to equivocate

12/8/2025, 1:54:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Unilaterally given the power by Congress because why???

1/8/2025, 11:35:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

But I thought it was the fentanyl...

31/7/2025, 1:03:52 PM | 24 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

He will show the Fed how to lower their cost by stiffing the contractors who did the work. Q.E.D.

24/7/2025, 3:05:41 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Things that never happened.

3/7/2025, 1:49:37 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Using checkers rules.

3/7/2025, 1:48:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

His taint is lickable...

3/7/2025, 1:44:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Film the boy senator from Alaska, Captain Stupid Dan Sullivan. He voted the same way.

2/7/2025, 1:30:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Too late. She can fuck all the way off. She is long in the tooth like Jeffries and Schumer and has outlived her usefulness.

1/7/2025, 11:56:12 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Every accusation is a confession.

24/6/2025, 1:12:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

I am waiting for the "suck it up" therapy show on Fox News...

20/6/2025, 3:52:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Show him porn. Keep his mind off war if that is what it takes. Manage the senile old fuck.

18/6/2025, 9:03:49 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Ketamine, for the loss

11/6/2025, 7:38:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Ketamine versus senility. 'Murica

4/6/2025, 11:19:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Ketamine for the win!!! It always wins in a freakshow.

30/5/2025, 11:31:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder how much poop Trump has in his pants.

6/5/2025, 3:49:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't wait to try this with Miss Lindsey Graham

6/5/2025, 3:13:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Ketamine, for the win

6/5/2025, 1:10:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Senile old man resting in his chair at the home.

28/4/2025, 12:30:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Spoiler alert: he has nothing

25/4/2025, 1:15:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

SPOILER ALERT: he never had a plan

23/4/2025, 4:29:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Expiration date on Maher is way overdue. That gets poured down the sink in my house or fed to the pigs.

22/4/2025, 2:12:57 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Common sense old boy.

22/4/2025, 1:56:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Excuses are like assholes, everyone has one. And assholes have more excuses than anyone.

22/4/2025, 12:31:12 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

But he says "warfighter" a lot, that surely is the highest qualification for the job, amirite?

22/4/2025, 9:00:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

I love this guy. I will invite him to be a member of my Club on Campus. I was class of 1927.

16/4/2025, 3:15:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump is worth less than a chunk in my poop.

16/4/2025, 1:32:03 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

He looks plenty fine on the campaign trail!!! Your master Michael Bloomberg looked a lot less at home on the campaign trail. Not everyone can be JFK or FDR. Harvard boys of my generation were just more stylish, I will grant you that.

15/4/2025, 1:30:18 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

You better be on that plane senator Schumer. Courage is an act, not a speech.

14/4/2025, 7:15:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Truth isn't trolling...

14/4/2025, 7:10:41 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Still won't do anything. Save the horseshit for the barn. Call me when cowardly ass Foghorn Leghorn actually does something. Just another Republican eunuch.

9/4/2025, 1:44:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Ketamine, for the win. Makes you think clearly and powerful like the god that you are!!!!!!!!!

8/4/2025, 11:22:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

He does not have the first fucking idea about this program. It is a hunch he has from not paying attention to economists and people who know. But as a failed casino operator and reality TV host, he knows.

7/4/2025, 1:27:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Not if.a few Republican senators and representatives with balls take back this power! Oh right, down we go.

7/4/2025, 1:25:13 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Put it back on if nothing changes this week.

7/4/2025, 12:33:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

She has also confused Donald Trump's ass with a chocolate ice cream cone.

3/4/2025, 2:27:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social)

A time for pitchforks...

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3/4/2025, 2:12:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

The only reason he is wealthy is that he was home on 9/11

3/4/2025, 1:35:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure did.

3/4/2025, 1:59:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

If he had any decency, he would resign. He is a mere fluff boy and not a full participant.

3/4/2025, 1:58:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

What are the odds his old firm has a well-established short position going into this nonsense?

3/4/2025, 1:39:41 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

When you are a fluff boy, you don't participate in the movie.

3/4/2025, 1:36:28 AM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Bitch boy Bessent blithering.

2/4/2025, 9:44:38 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Apparently can't handle Botox either. She is a pigeon.

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2/4/2025, 9:09:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Ketamine, for the win

2/4/2025, 12:26:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

It's time to pound the Republican Senators and representatives who won't stand up for America. No safe hiding spots for traitors

31/3/2025, 1:41:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Haruspicy is more reliable than whatever the fuck they are doing now.

30/3/2025, 2:52:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Surrender in advance.

29/3/2025, 6:41:00 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

If you want to find a lawyer with balls, odd are they are female.

29/3/2025, 12:47:18 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

I suspect his pussy hurts.

28/3/2025, 11:45:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

And I got my dual citizenship just to vote for you. See you on the 28th!!!! Go Carney. Jouez de hockey!

28/3/2025, 9:24:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Harvard '87. We got your back Mark! Alaska Senator Danny Sullivan '87 made us look stupid. You make us look smart. Toll the road through BC and Yukon. Fuck Alaska until they vote for a good man!

28/3/2025, 9:23:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Cocaine Larry from University of Rochester via Bear Stearns? A lightweight's definition of a lightweight. I poop smarter things than him.

28/3/2025, 9:14:24 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Ambitious Harvard girl turns fascist, doesn't get career success.

28/3/2025, 7:55:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike (@forbesmm.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

There exists a globe-spanning secure communications architecture, built over decades at the cost of hundreds of billions of dollars, at the immediate disposal of all the senior officials involved here. But sure, use Signal on your fucking personal phone instead.

Fact sheet for the DoD Mobile Classified Capability - Top Secret
24/3/2025, 5:26:24 PM | 1090 280 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

My only question is why not the New Yorker? They have better cartoons.

24/3/2025, 4:47:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Suggests to me that any investigation looking to dig up Ivana's body from Bedminster for further testing will get quashed...

24/3/2025, 4:46:30 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn straight. Teddy Roosevelt & His Nephew Franklin were friends of mine. They knew! Harvard men with balls!

22/3/2025, 8:21:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

But my mcmansion, my country club, my nice landscaping, my cars and my summer house...

22/3/2025, 3:53:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe not the man/firm you want negotiating for your business. Chuck Schumer too. What is wrong with these people?

22/3/2025, 3:31:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Harvard Law. My fair Harvard has lost its way allowing guys like him to wear the brand.

21/3/2025, 8:03:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Ketamine for the win!!!

20/3/2025, 10:21:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Baghdad Bob.

20/3/2025, 1:24:13 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

I am the American elite. I was a friend of Franklin Roosevelt. He was a good man. www.eliot.land

20/3/2025, 12:16:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

A dinner party of Judases.

19/3/2025, 8:39:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

If you do enough ketamine everything can be memory holed.

19/3/2025, 7:49:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

I find these conversations generate heat and no light. Rather than discuss and persuade, it goes to the meta-argument of "this is a narrative" without ever answering the specifics. I think questioners should be in pairs, and in person, and in chairs, not at tables.

19/3/2025, 3:39:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

I read it as analism.

19/3/2025, 1:41:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Ketamine for the win. Remains undefeated.

19/3/2025, 3:32:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

He's fucking batshit crazy.

19/3/2025, 2:51:04 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Why not both?

18/3/2025, 7:43:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Bessent engages in full-on nincompoopery. Hard to take him seriously.

17/3/2025, 7:57:06 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Or he can go full Ted Cruz and just go the Cancun.

17/3/2025, 7:15:03 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

This is something retired men write

17/3/2025, 4:52:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Let's thinks about Ikea and the Swedes. They need to be punished too for similar reasons.

17/3/2025, 4:52:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Mark is a good man.

17/3/2025, 12:30:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

He is an ineffective leader and should have the decency to put himself out to pasture.

16/3/2025, 9:45:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck Chuck

16/3/2025, 8:10:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Indeed.

16/3/2025, 6:00:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Your mistake is to think there is a plan. There is no plan. This is a doddering old fool with no adult supervision at the nursing home. He shows his tallywacker to the nurses and makes a doody in his undies. He likes to eat pudding and watch the telly and tell rambling stories.

15/3/2025, 1:24:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

We got your back

14/3/2025, 11:32:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

You're a pussy

14/3/2025, 11:10:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh my God! Two mediocre minds agree that a stupid thing is good.

14/3/2025, 12:26:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Like wearing a sweatshirt in Congress isn't performative. Fetterman is a clown.

14/3/2025, 11:06:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Would that be senator Schumer, the most useless member of the Senate. The Harvard- educated surrender monkey?

14/3/2025, 9:35:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

done. vote for you over either of them

14/3/2025, 1:22:05 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

oh horseshit chuck. fight for us. grow a pair. don't surrender in advance. Harvard men used to have balls in politics: Roosevelt. Kennedy. Moynihan.

14/3/2025, 1:13:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

yep.

13/3/2025, 5:49:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Or are you living in a bubble, or maybe I am living in a bubble - because people I talk to are pissed and on the warpath. Waiting to be in a general strike and ready to go to war on behalf of democracy. We aren't going to tolerate nonsense elected Democrats better be acting like leaders who care

13/3/2025, 10:12:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Amen. This is what a good man looks like.

12/3/2025, 7:59:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Dummy? Seriously?

12/3/2025, 9:06:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Great. I guess I will just surrender and become a nazi because Trump says so? Help me out here with the book that says I need to go do that.

12/3/2025, 9:02:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

We are all Americans. Trump doesn't get to decide that. We decide that.

12/3/2025, 7:22:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

Not chilling me. I have no fucks to give because I am an American.

12/3/2025, 6:47:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent

The market is seeing a bloated, addled manchild in the oval office ranting and throwing his toys at the wall. When do Republican Senators and Congressmen start acting like Americans again? Are they entirely immune from doing their jobs for the American people?

11/3/2025, 11:27:37 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view