Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
"well" seems to be a bit of a stretch, kind of the same well the Post is "journalism".
www.eliot.land is where I live. Harvard, Class of 1924
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view profile on Bluesky Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
"well" seems to be a bit of a stretch, kind of the same well the Post is "journalism".
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Alas, the dildo swallowing contest was not televised.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
He is being diplomatic
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Weaker that a popcorn fart.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
It's the the salami sandwich I worry about...
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
All the news that's fit to equivocate
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Unilaterally given the power by Congress because why???
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
But I thought it was the fentanyl...
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
He will show the Fed how to lower their cost by stiffing the contractors who did the work. Q.E.D.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Things that never happened.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Using checkers rules.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
His taint is lickable...
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Film the boy senator from Alaska, Captain Stupid Dan Sullivan. He voted the same way.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Too late. She can fuck all the way off. She is long in the tooth like Jeffries and Schumer and has outlived her usefulness.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Every accusation is a confession.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
I am waiting for the "suck it up" therapy show on Fox News...
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Show him porn. Keep his mind off war if that is what it takes. Manage the senile old fuck.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Ketamine, for the loss
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Ketamine versus senility. 'Murica
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Ketamine for the win!!! It always wins in a freakshow.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder how much poop Trump has in his pants.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't wait to try this with Miss Lindsey Graham
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Ketamine, for the win
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Senile old man resting in his chair at the home.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Spoiler alert: he has nothing
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
SPOILER ALERT: he never had a plan
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Expiration date on Maher is way overdue. That gets poured down the sink in my house or fed to the pigs.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Common sense old boy.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Excuses are like assholes, everyone has one. And assholes have more excuses than anyone.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
But he says "warfighter" a lot, that surely is the highest qualification for the job, amirite?
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
I love this guy. I will invite him to be a member of my Club on Campus. I was class of 1927.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump is worth less than a chunk in my poop.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
He looks plenty fine on the campaign trail!!! Your master Michael Bloomberg looked a lot less at home on the campaign trail. Not everyone can be JFK or FDR. Harvard boys of my generation were just more stylish, I will grant you that.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
You better be on that plane senator Schumer. Courage is an act, not a speech.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Truth isn't trolling...
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Still won't do anything. Save the horseshit for the barn. Call me when cowardly ass Foghorn Leghorn actually does something. Just another Republican eunuch.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Ketamine, for the win. Makes you think clearly and powerful like the god that you are!!!!!!!!!
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
He does not have the first fucking idea about this program. It is a hunch he has from not paying attention to economists and people who know. But as a failed casino operator and reality TV host, he knows.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Not if.a few Republican senators and representatives with balls take back this power! Oh right, down we go.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Put it back on if nothing changes this week.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
She has also confused Donald Trump's ass with a chocolate ice cream cone.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
The only reason he is wealthy is that he was home on 9/11
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure did.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
If he had any decency, he would resign. He is a mere fluff boy and not a full participant.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
What are the odds his old firm has a well-established short position going into this nonsense?
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
When you are a fluff boy, you don't participate in the movie.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Bitch boy Bessent blithering.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently can't handle Botox either. She is a pigeon.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Ketamine, for the win
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
It's time to pound the Republican Senators and representatives who won't stand up for America. No safe hiding spots for traitors
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Haruspicy is more reliable than whatever the fuck they are doing now.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Surrender in advance.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
If you want to find a lawyer with balls, odd are they are female.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
I suspect his pussy hurts.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
And I got my dual citizenship just to vote for you. See you on the 28th!!!! Go Carney. Jouez de hockey!
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Harvard '87. We got your back Mark! Alaska Senator Danny Sullivan '87 made us look stupid. You make us look smart. Toll the road through BC and Yukon. Fuck Alaska until they vote for a good man!
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Cocaine Larry from University of Rochester via Bear Stearns? A lightweight's definition of a lightweight. I poop smarter things than him.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Ambitious Harvard girl turns fascist, doesn't get career success.
Mike (@forbesmm.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
There exists a globe-spanning secure communications architecture, built over decades at the cost of hundreds of billions of dollars, at the immediate disposal of all the senior officials involved here. But sure, use Signal on your fucking personal phone instead.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
My only question is why not the New Yorker? They have better cartoons.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Suggests to me that any investigation looking to dig up Ivana's body from Bedminster for further testing will get quashed...
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn straight. Teddy Roosevelt & His Nephew Franklin were friends of mine. They knew! Harvard men with balls!
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
But my mcmansion, my country club, my nice landscaping, my cars and my summer house...
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe not the man/firm you want negotiating for your business. Chuck Schumer too. What is wrong with these people?
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Harvard Law. My fair Harvard has lost its way allowing guys like him to wear the brand.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Ketamine for the win!!!
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Baghdad Bob.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
I am the American elite. I was a friend of Franklin Roosevelt. He was a good man. www.eliot.land
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
A dinner party of Judases.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
If you do enough ketamine everything can be memory holed.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
I find these conversations generate heat and no light. Rather than discuss and persuade, it goes to the meta-argument of "this is a narrative" without ever answering the specifics. I think questioners should be in pairs, and in person, and in chairs, not at tables.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
I read it as analism.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Ketamine for the win. Remains undefeated.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
He's fucking batshit crazy.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Why not both?
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Bessent engages in full-on nincompoopery. Hard to take him seriously.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Or he can go full Ted Cruz and just go the Cancun.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
This is something retired men write
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Let's thinks about Ikea and the Swedes. They need to be punished too for similar reasons.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Mark is a good man.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
He is an ineffective leader and should have the decency to put himself out to pasture.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck Chuck
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Indeed.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Your mistake is to think there is a plan. There is no plan. This is a doddering old fool with no adult supervision at the nursing home. He shows his tallywacker to the nurses and makes a doody in his undies. He likes to eat pudding and watch the telly and tell rambling stories.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
We got your back
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
You're a pussy
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh my God! Two mediocre minds agree that a stupid thing is good.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Like wearing a sweatshirt in Congress isn't performative. Fetterman is a clown.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Would that be senator Schumer, the most useless member of the Senate. The Harvard- educated surrender monkey?
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
done. vote for you over either of them
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
oh horseshit chuck. fight for us. grow a pair. don't surrender in advance. Harvard men used to have balls in politics: Roosevelt. Kennedy. Moynihan.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
yep.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Or are you living in a bubble, or maybe I am living in a bubble - because people I talk to are pissed and on the warpath. Waiting to be in a general strike and ready to go to war on behalf of democracy. We aren't going to tolerate nonsense elected Democrats better be acting like leaders who care
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Amen. This is what a good man looks like.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Dummy? Seriously?
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Great. I guess I will just surrender and become a nazi because Trump says so? Help me out here with the book that says I need to go do that.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
We are all Americans. Trump doesn't get to decide that. We decide that.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
Not chilling me. I have no fucks to give because I am an American.
Eliot Bear (@eliotthebear.bsky.social) reply parent
The market is seeing a bloated, addled manchild in the oval office ranting and throwing his toys at the wall. When do Republican Senators and Congressmen start acting like Americans again? Are they entirely immune from doing their jobs for the American people?