Results so stunningly clear they inspired this classic xkcd (xkcd.com/2400/):
Cascadian Cryptid. Born in the shadow of Tahoma. #EBFG
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Results so stunningly clear they inspired this classic xkcd (xkcd.com/2400/):
Afraid it would be nothing but "Is he dead?" comments.
Holy smokes This is the crowd at the Bernie Sanders/Graham Platner Fighting Oligarchy event in Portland, ME tonight Platner is the oyster farmer challenging Susan Collins; Senate seat๐ Overwhelming turnout! I feel like maybe Susan's number is finally up ..
Nice Field Level highlights: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH62...
Pumpkin. Pie. Rooibos. Ginger. Beer. ๐ We're stoked on this Rachel's Ginger Beer collab fall cafรฉ special, available only at Friday Afternoon Tea in Seattle through November! ๐
DeRo goal on Baker Street
"One of the best moments of my life." ๐ Listen to Coach Schmetzer's post-match speech following last night's Leagues Cup Final dub!
Theyโre doing One Direction edits over on RothTok if you wanna tune in
All of a sudden I feel the need to rewatch โThe Death of Stalin.โ
Well that's just great, Morty... Now I am trying to filk "Old Fashioned" into "McDonald's".
They have staff in the Residence. What could have been so important/gross/etc they didn't want staff to see it?
Burn bags?
Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
The boss
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It's Monday. It's Overcast. Perfect Coffee or Soup weather. Last night was REAL.
And so it begins
There's important and exciting news today: There's a new official Scamperbeast in the world! whatever.scalzi.com/2025/09/01/k...
What an incredible game for Vargas. Also this. Sounders!
You guys were great, hokay? Grand Admiral Prawn! #dragoncon #dragoncon2025 #grandadmiralthrawn #pepethekingprawn #muppet
When you google "Seattle Sounders FC" you get this fun animation. #SeattleSoundersFC #LeaguesCup2025 #SEAvMIA
Depends on the Disco Comm. Dempsey's Red Card in the US Open Cup gave him a 3 match suspension in regular MLS play. It's a "Can/Could" not a "Will" situation.
Even though Luis Suarez's disgusting behavior came in the Leagues Cup final (& will thus result in a hefty suspension in that competition) there is precedent to suspend him from regular season play. MLS suspended Clint Dempsey for 3 games following his ejection in a US Open Cup match in 2015. (1/2)
Some poor stadium worker is gonna have to tell them to leave eventually as they want to go home. LOL
In retrospect the @weareecs.bsky.social tifo told the whole story of that match.
Someone understood the assignment.
#Sounders #leaguescup #PaulRothrock
Last year I did a cross country trip (MD to AZ) in an EV. Almost every charger I stopped at was at, or a half block walk from a gas station.
When Obed removed Suarez's arm from around his head (headlock), Suarez acted all offended. Then the Seattle CB's were there, so he kinda backed off. That's when other Miami players got into it. Obed ended up getting punched by Bisquet (sp?)
"Sounders keeper Andrew Thomas enjoyed a simple night's work"
Nice ฯ
Obed pocketed Messi. Read that back. I want folks to understand that Obed knew his assignment, and played it perfectly. Messi got almost no second balls. He passed, Obed bodychecked him so he couldn't play into a give and go, wasn't there to receive the pass.
Holy shit I just watched 2/3 of the 2012 Barcelona squad pick a fight with a bunch a literal children because they are that soft looool
Always and forever.
3-0 TACOS AND HAIRCUTS FOR ALL
Thank you for being responsible and not going to the match.
That needs to be a 2-pole, STAT
I AM SO HAPPY TO POST THIS MEME AGAIN!! I LOVE YOU SOUNDERS!!! ๐๐๐ @soundersfc.com
@mattoak.bsky.social or Big Dave could handle it.
Trophy lift for the win
Unmatched.
My pancreas just gave my whole torso a shiver in anticipation.
There is no better representation in American Soccer than the Seattle Sounders. NASL, USL, and MLS. Founded in 1974. Culture. History. Trophies. Sounders. ๐ณ @SoundersFC
we have a rothrock
Backup Keeper Draft pick Academy player Yeimar Homegrown Draft pick Homegrown Academy Player MLS Vet Young DP Academy Player #EBFG
#OTD
SEVEN of the FIFTEEN Sounders that played in this win were originally signed to Tacoma Defiance. That's astounding.
No, and now I want to know why.
We have our standard "must get" food items. But if you see something new or interesting, let us know. Have fun!
Call BeardMeatsFood... He can take 'em.
Last night's Ghoulposting was a delightful practice run for a future event. Much comedy.
Cartoon: Y'know, nobody ever talks about Spock's human relatives.
Even distribution, almost a pattern... a Tart-tan?!?! *dives for cover*
Weird that I can't think of this off the top of my head but... who on the fedi is based in the PNW and is an implementer of / contributor to Fediverse software? (small projects fine! tinkerers too! technical role or not! just trying to consider who I might be able to wrangle together to talk [โฆ]
South bound, when you start going up, and you cannot see where it gets flat again, so you cannot see too far ahead. (Fear of bridge sections falling)
Our country is being destroyed. But hey, look at these eight Maine Coon kittens.
What more could you ask for? Vote for Brisbane in 2028.
Grand Admiral Prawn! #dragoncon #dragoncon2025 #grandadmiralthrawn #pepethekingprawn #muppet #starwars
Warm & Cozy? Like sipping a cup of your choice of hot beverage, sitting on a couch in a warm home, watching leaves fall.
I look at it like speculating on winning the lottery. A pleasant thought exercise.
TikTokkers: Iโm not trying to create hopecoreโฆbut it is interesting we havenโt seen him in three days.
Bluesky right now ...
I am at the stardew valley concert and concernedape announced a new update is coming and I nearly cried am I in a cult
In addition I think it's because he's not been seen for a few hours, hasn't tweeted in a few hours, and, for me, the pizza intelligence is blowing up: www.pizzint.watch
none of you will believe me but I swear when I posted this I had no idea, I just thought that blood moon was freaky
that blood moon is tonight is WILD
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bsky.app/profile/did:...
kind of fun to imagine the rest of the world flying their flags at 1.5 mast in reverse mourning though
Cartoon: Clots and Prayers. Enjoy.
Pick up driver: "Look for the pickle" Traveler: "What?" Pick up driver: "Trust me. Look for the Pickle."
me after the tariffs are struck down as illegal
Logos are having a tough year.
Messi Miners. Trying to get that Messi Mania Money is my guess.
I have PNW people in my orbit, so... If you're near Seattle & you like Stardew + the symphony, are you interested in some free tickets for tomorrow night? The construction on 5 makes me not want to drive down that way but I'd love to give these tix to someone who lives nearby. @ me!
There is no route out of fascism that involves sacrificing the vulnerable. All that does is tell the fascists that we're willing to turn on each other for the illusion of safety.
Dragon con. I am in you.
Coach Brian Schmetzer has guided the Sounders to a lot of cup finals in his time USL, 7 seasons: 3 league finals MLS, 9 seasons: 4 MLS Cup 2 Leagues Cup 1 Concacaf Champions Cup That seems like a very, very good record
A trans person never caused the price of my groceries to increase by 60% over the last 8 months. But Republican policies sure did.
36 more cakes and you'd have to worry about Lex Luthor.
Q: โAre you worried all this pushback could provoke Trump to follow-through with sending the National Guard?โ MAYOR @brandon4chicago.bsky.social Johnson: โAs a descendant of slaves, can you imagine if my ancestors had that same rationale?โ
She hasn't left... bsky.app/profile/mark...
Hoo boy
ICYMI: The municipal grocery store craze is headed to Seattle. Once a skeptic, mayoral candidate Katie Wilson says she will explore a public option grocery store to fill the food deserts created by corporate greed. www.theburnerseattle.com/post/mayoral...
In honor of sandwich guy getting out of his legal pickle, here is the original video synced with Freedom - George Michael 1990.
This one had me cracking up... bsky.app/profile/whet...
used to be you could get an indictment against a ham sandwich. now you can't even indict a guy who throws a ham sandwich. folks, www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
This one earlier had me cracking up:
I was 13 visiting relative on the Missouri Rvr. I was catching carp like crazy. They were all, throw it back, trash fish. I cut fillets, they fillet their catfish. My fish, flakey & good, theirs was all mushy. They turned into Carp fishers after that. Catfish cycle from good to mushy. Carp do not.
A red sky at night.
THAT, is a high quality yacht.
Middle ground? Read for another hour and get a decent amount of sleep.
HERE WE GO: THAT LITTLE BIT OF GOOD NEWS YOU WERE LOOKING FOR
If there's an issue with the way a vehicle is built such that people are likely to get hurt, the manufacturer issues a safety recall, right? So how many teenagers does your product have to coach through suicide for that to apply to software
That still leaves dress-swaps and buying fabric to make your own.
Okay. The people have spoken. For every reskeet this gets, I will post a random picture from my camera roll with no explanation (other than alt text). Let the games begin.