Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
You see, by fucking up so badly he couldn't win a second term, and opening the door for Mamdani, Adams is saving New York in a weird, indirect way
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
You see, by fucking up so badly he couldn't win a second term, and opening the door for Mamdani, Adams is saving New York in a weird, indirect way
Luke Kawa (@ljkawa.bsky.social) reposted
This is the most egregious financial media failure I’ve seen in a long, long time. THIS IS A 33% CUT TO THE PRICE TARGET!!!!
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
+22k is terrible, so if they are lying they can't even do that right.
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
Just amazing to see a team that had all of the pieces that are difficult to find - tons of SP, a shortstop who can hit, etc. and chose not to fill the sort of gaps that are easiest to fill.
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
Here's a thought: instead of prison, we could just put them all on a boat in international waters and let the chips fall where they may.
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
Sinking a boat because it might be transporting something you don't like is literally how the Germans finally prodded the US into entering WW1
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
That's for after he gets caught.
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)
Altman should be required to wear one of those little domino masks and carry around a bag with a $ on it, like a cartoon thief.
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
This is a foolish take by Cuban. It seems evident Ballmer was unaware Aspiration was running a fraud, but that doesn't prove he wasn't trying to cheat the cap; it is a necessary condition if he was trying to circumvent. If he knew they were running a scam, he would have found a different vehicle
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, most "unathletic" baseball players would absolutely dominate your YMCA basketball league. Just wipe everyone out.
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
The Joe Smith scandal cost Minnesota 3 firsts, got 2 people suspended, and voided Smith's contract, so LAC should consider themselves fortunate if they just lose 1
Ryan Mac 🙃 (@rmac.bsky.social) reposted
The Trump administration used Benny Johnson's claims that his house was "burned to the ground" and that "people were murdered in my front yard" to justify its federal takeover of DC. @kenbensinger.bsky.social found out that Johnson made it all up. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/30/b...
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)
Drop an old person yer gonna turn into
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Given that he was 81-103 with 1 playoff win as a head coach without Brady, I'm kind of surprised he hasn't lobbied to change NCAA eligibility rules to grant 4 extra years to anyone over the age of 48
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I've always wondered if they say "warfighter" to differentiate them from peacefighters or from warpacifists
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
I have long referred to him as "Tatertown"
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)
I thought that my training run today was 2 800m sprints, then 6 400m and finally 4 200m. However, it was actually 5 200m sprints at the end. I emptied the tank on the 4th 200m only to have my watch tell me to do it one more time.
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
My guess is he was doing something shady, cops showed up so he fled and wrecked his car
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
I tore my labrum last year running an ultra. They generally heal on their own. My problem was once it healed I immediately wrecked my hamstring, which required PT.
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
People who call an end around a reverse then call a reverse a "double reverse", which is an even rarer play call
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
I am being proven right by Michigan tonight
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
It is sung in the song "Blinded by the Light" but that didn't help me; I thought that was another word.
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
Calliope. Thought it was Cally-ope for years.
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
My trash football take is that almost every kick and punt returner should just fair catch everything.
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
He secretly wants to play in the CFL to take advantage of the healthcare system in Canada
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youtu.be/3AT07v9V4-w?...
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)
Look, Arch is probably one of the top ten QBs in the Manning family.
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
At least your team doesn't run bubble screen on 1st and 10, then again on 2nd and 12, and one more time on 3rd and 15
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)
A humble suggestion youtu.be/kSQ8tZ35t4U?...
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)
The funniest way for Elon to die would be while trying to stick his dick in a computer to fuck Grok
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This is remarkable. Pusser was a folk hero when I was a kid. Movies, songs, TV shows. Like Bruce Lee people made up conspiracy theories about his death. His legend being entirely built on a lie is somehow shocking and entirely predictable at the same time.
Josh Marshall (@joshtpm.bsky.social) reposted
People are often surprised to learn that Lee was an officer who never made it past colonel. The purported promotion to general was awarded by a treasonous cabal calling itself the "confederate states of america" which was put down by force by the Union army, which also had superior generals.
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)
We can start with both of yours, asshole
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Tax accountants prefer knives. Very stealthy.
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)
The Accountant is pretty much a documentary of the life of the average accountant. Way more gunplay in that job than people realize.
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
I was there (this is a photo of my nephew stealing a banner during the celebration). Attended every game in person that year, which included dipping out early from a Thanksgiving dinner in order to drive to East Carolina
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reposted
if we made immigration work how people think it works that would be the biggest liberalization of immigration in American history
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)
If Trey truly feels this way he should go join Jesus posthaste
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
Look, someone has to get paid OT to sit on the can and play games on their phone.
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)
They are going to spend the entire budget covering Union Station in gold leaf, then have to fire all the employees and shut down the station.
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
Fred Ward in Remo Williams, as well as Singer and Bruce Campbell
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)
Why would you name your product "Tango" and then use a fruit theme? There is no fruit called a tango. They should have used a picture of Sly Stallone, or even Teri Hatcher
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)
Decided to check out Star Trek Strange New Worlds. Ep 1 the main stars receive an injection that genetically alters them so they can sneak onto an alien planet and blend in, just a normal thing. 2 eps later the entire plot is "genetic modification is the most evil and banned thing in the Federation"
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I once read a screenplay written by a frustrated MD/PhD researcher that was literally all about the Bayh-Dole Act and how it didn't reward the scientists who created breakthroughs enough, so I imagine that guy wants to strangle Lutnick
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
Tulane is a great place to see a game. Laid back, relaxed, and amazing food/beer prices. You can get ripped at Tulane for the price of a single beer at South Florida, where they charge NFL prices
Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@nothoodlum.bsky.social) reposted
Kristi Noem and her squad of geniuses are painting the American side of the wall black—apparently to keep us from escaping.
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)
Just watched Caught Stealing, a movie that does not use the song Caught Stealing. There was a trailer for the movie London Calling, which does not appear to use the song London Calling.
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
Now I kinda want to see a Kingo comedy with a normal, non-HGH Nanjani where no one believes he is some immortal and everyone makes fun of his name.
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
I literally walked a mile in under 14 minutes today, after running 18 miles. I am 54 years old. At least I know I can still outrun NYPD if I need to
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
$10/month per league would be a bargain compared to what it costs for any cable/cable equivalent (YouTubeTV, etc) plus all the other services you have to cobble together. Hell $20/month per league would be a bargain.
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
If I can get off work, I'll try to send it earlier this week. Sheesh.
Disney Prime Video + (@disneyprimevideo.bsky.social) reposted
90 Minutes of James Dobson Burning In Hell (2025)
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
Some people have a type, what can I say?
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
The only way you "don't know" is you are avoiding the knowledge intentionally.
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)
Dude hit a 12-year old girl with a dildo. With any luck he winds up on a registry and has to go door-to-door telling his neighbors about it the rest of his life.
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)
I am more or less these guys' age & I work a desk job. Most of my exercise is distance running, so I am not well-balanced when it comes to upper vs lower body strength. Pullups are hard. But if I couldn't even do one, I wouldn't invite a TV crew to watch some guy lift me over the bar like a toddler
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
We are all out here praying for 40 degrees F and clouds
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
My birthday is still to come this year, so our President could still give me the best present ever.
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)
What school is the most cop-coded? Because Fitzgerald loves cops, loves to recruit cops kids (because they are less likely to tell people when he abuses them) and runs his program like a classic corrupt police department.
Chris Vannini (@chrisvannini.com) reposted
Story on Pat Fitzgerald settling his lawsuit against Northwestern, both sides saying he didn't know about hazing, and Fitzgerald wanting to coach again: www.nytimes.com/athletic/656...
hammancheez (@hammancheez.bsky.social) reposted
yo hegseth stole a wallet
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Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm kind of surprised she hasn't taken the position that Medicaid should be eliminated for all those other lazy folks claiming to need it, just not for her kid and her kid alone
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
If you don't want people to piss on your grave, don't be a right bastard your entire life.
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)
Time for one of my favorite pastimes: speaking I'll of the dead. I sincerely hope Jimmy was right about there being a hell, because if he was than he is being poked in the ass by a thousand hayforks wielded by a thousand red, scaly fellas with bifurcated tails right now.
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
When Curtis Sliwa is your most capable opponent, you are in good shape
not an art thief (@famousartthief.bsky.social) reposted
hey some of you are fans of the amazon show patriot which is the greatest television show ever made in history, did you know there is a nine part podcast where kurtwood smith talks about the principles of the structural dynamics of flow in character as leslie claret www.lgclaret.com/podcast
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As usual, the biggest criminals are cops
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)
There is a thunderstorm, which is just the excuse I needed to do my 5.5 mile training run on a treadmill. Halfway through a 16-week plan and I have done all the runs outside despite the heat, sometimes as early as 4 AM, but I draw the line at lightning.
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
The annoying thing is I found the actual answers by checking basketball reference, which took me 10 minutes or so to go through the rosters of the 9 ABA champions. A useful machine could have done the same in a fraction of rhe time, but these "Intelligences" don't know where to start.
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
Thacker is the only guy to do this and also win an NCAA title (61 and 62 for Cincy). The edge case is a guy named Marv Winkler. Marv played 3 games for the Bucks, plus 5 playoff games, in 1971. He then appeared in 20 games for Indiana in 72, but seems to have been off the team before the playoffs
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
The 4 actual players are Barry and Erving, which Google nailed, plus Bill Melchioni (Philly in 1967 in the NBA, then alongside Erving in 1974 and 76 with the Nets), and Tom Thacker, who won titles in the NBA with Boston in 68 and the ABA with Indiana in 71.
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)
I idly wondered of any basketball players had managed to win both an NBA and an ABA title so I tried to look it up. Both Microsoft and Google AI searches were very bad, but I did eventually figure it out by checking each ABA championship roster (there are 4 actual players and one edge case)
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)
Still trying to see how this increases productivity
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Dom DiMaggio was also a co-founder of the New England Patriots
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
So the Trump administration *did* intervene to make sure that an Israeli pedophile fled American law enforcement. Protecting people who molest children appears to be the only thing this administration really cares about--other than pretending Donald wasn't totally shellacked by Putin in Alaska.
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
Two cities known for their beautiful cacti
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The Braves playing in a division where the combined attendance of the other teams won't crack 2 million
PAK (@papaalphakilo.bsky.social) reposted
Incredible video
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
Also Florida, which has set up a twisted, evil system where unpasteurized milk can only be sold for animal consumption, but they can sell it in health food stores & the Surgeon General advocates for it, so when you drink it & get sick legally it's all your fault b/c they kinda told you not to
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
Does Nick Krall also stay employed because his dad has dirt on everyone?
Erin Fogg (@criminalerin.bsky.social) reposted
Yes hello I would like to sue the leopard farm for selling me a leopard clearly labeled "not to be kept as a pet" that I kept as a pet because the leopard ate the baby that I was knowingly pregnant with when I went to the leopard farm to buy a jaguar to keep as a pet for my baby
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
It seems like the training Klaus received was a bit lax
Chris Kluwe (@chriswarcraft.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
It’s possible, you just have to commit to it
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
A "reverse Urban Meyer" sounds like some absolutely disgusting sex act
marcus (@marcusgilmer.bsky.social) reposted
Taylor Swift is a jam band. She: Plays 3-hour shows Has a hit 10-plus minute song Has a in-jokes for hardcore fans Has fans travel thousands of miles to see her Plays multi-night runs at the same venue Has fans hang out before show, selling bootleg merch Impresses two bearded middle aged podcasters
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
And Cabot Cove, where the Murder She Wrote lady lived! Non stop killing in that tiny town
hammancheez (@hammancheez.bsky.social) reposted
Cop : i was hit in the face by a club Lawyer : u mean a club sandwich right Cop (through tears) : still a club
Brian (@briggio.bsky.social) reposted
He means that they're both commonly associated with NYC, but they actually live in New Jersey.
Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent
But that is life expectancy at birth. Per the SSA, at 55 he would be expected to have about 25 years left, plus he's rich so that goes up even more...what I'm saying is we need some kind of freak produce accident to occur. Maybe he gets crushed by a load of rutabega.