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Emperor Snapper

@emperorsnapper.bsky.social

A fish with a crown

created July 19, 2023

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Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

You see, by fucking up so badly he couldn't win a second term, and opening the door for Mamdani, Adams is saving New York in a weird, indirect way

5/9/2025, 8:22:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Kawa (@ljkawa.bsky.social) reposted

This is the most egregious financial media failure I’ve seen in a long, long time. THIS IS A 33% CUT TO THE PRICE TARGET!!!!

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5/9/2025, 6:10:39 PM | 29 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

+22k is terrible, so if they are lying they can't even do that right.

5/9/2025, 12:43:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

Just amazing to see a team that had all of the pieces that are difficult to find - tons of SP, a shortstop who can hit, etc. and chose not to fill the sort of gaps that are easiest to fill.

4/9/2025, 4:05:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

Here's a thought: instead of prison, we could just put them all on a boat in international waters and let the chips fall where they may.

4/9/2025, 2:40:32 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

Sinking a boat because it might be transporting something you don't like is literally how the Germans finally prodded the US into entering WW1

4/9/2025, 2:24:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

That's for after he gets caught.

3/9/2025, 7:50:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)

Altman should be required to wear one of those little domino masks and carry around a bag with a $ on it, like a cartoon thief.

3/9/2025, 7:45:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

This is a foolish take by Cuban. It seems evident Ballmer was unaware Aspiration was running a fraud, but that doesn't prove he wasn't trying to cheat the cap; it is a necessary condition if he was trying to circumvent. If he knew they were running a scam, he would have found a different vehicle

3/9/2025, 7:41:41 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, most "unathletic" baseball players would absolutely dominate your YMCA basketball league. Just wipe everyone out.

3/9/2025, 3:51:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

The Joe Smith scandal cost Minnesota 3 firsts, got 2 people suspended, and voided Smith's contract, so LAC should consider themselves fortunate if they just lose 1

3/9/2025, 11:52:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Mac 🙃 (@rmac.bsky.social) reposted

The Trump administration used Benny Johnson's claims that his house was "burned to the ground" and that "people were murdered in my front yard" to justify its federal takeover of DC. @kenbensinger.bsky.social found out that Johnson made it all up. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/30/b...

2/9/2025, 12:18:21 AM | 2821 1104 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)

Drop an old person yer gonna turn into

2/9/2025, 10:32:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

Given that he was 81-103 with 1 playoff win as a head coach without Brady, I'm kind of surprised he hasn't lobbied to change NCAA eligibility rules to grant 4 extra years to anyone over the age of 48

2/9/2025, 10:25:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

I've always wondered if they say "warfighter" to differentiate them from peacefighters or from warpacifists

2/9/2025, 7:36:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

I have long referred to him as "Tatertown"

2/9/2025, 7:29:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)

I thought that my training run today was 2 800m sprints, then 6 400m and finally 4 200m. However, it was actually 5 200m sprints at the end. I emptied the tank on the 4th 200m only to have my watch tell me to do it one more time.

1/9/2025, 4:29:06 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sebas (@ohlookbirdies.bsky.social) reposted

New favourite footballer

Footballer He later returned to Brazil and began a career as a farce footballer since he Senior career* Years Team Apps (Gls) 1979 Puebla 0 (0) 1979–1981 Botafogo 0 (0) 1981–1983 Flamengo 0 (0) 1983–1985 Independiente 0 (0) 1985–1986 Bangu 0 (0) 1986–1987 Gazélec Ajaccio 0 (0) 1987–1988 Flamengo 0 (0) 1988 Bangu 0 (0) 1988–1989 Fluminense 0 (0) 1989 Vasco da Gama 0 (0) 1989–1990 El Paso Sixshooters 0 (0) 1990–1991 América (RJ) 0 (0) 1991–1992 Botafogo 0 (0) Total 0 (0)
1/9/2025, 10:17:24 AM | 53 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

My guess is he was doing something shady, cops showed up so he fled and wrecked his car

31/8/2025, 7:55:01 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

I tore my labrum last year running an ultra. They generally heal on their own. My problem was once it healed I immediately wrecked my hamstring, which required PT.

31/8/2025, 1:49:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

People who call an end around a reverse then call a reverse a "double reverse", which is an even rarer play call

31/8/2025, 1:17:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

I am being proven right by Michigan tonight

31/8/2025, 12:59:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

It is sung in the song "Blinded by the Light" but that didn't help me; I thought that was another word.

31/8/2025, 12:41:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

Calliope. Thought it was Cally-ope for years.

31/8/2025, 12:37:53 AM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

My trash football take is that almost every kick and punt returner should just fair catch everything.

30/8/2025, 11:50:28 PM | 24 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

He secretly wants to play in the CFL to take advantage of the healthcare system in Canada

30/8/2025, 6:58:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

youtu.be/3AT07v9V4-w?...

30/8/2025, 6:49:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)

Look, Arch is probably one of the top ten QBs in the Manning family.

30/8/2025, 6:42:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)

The
30/8/2025, 6:22:56 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

At least your team doesn't run bubble screen on 1st and 10, then again on 2nd and 12, and one more time on 3rd and 15

30/8/2025, 6:02:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)

A humble suggestion youtu.be/kSQ8tZ35t4U?...

30/8/2025, 10:38:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Razzball (@razzball.bsky.social) reposted

she looks nothing like him

Matt Damon and daughter, a giant duck
29/8/2025, 4:14:43 PM | 3038 447 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)

The funniest way for Elon to die would be while trying to stick his dick in a computer to fuck Grok

30/8/2025, 12:33:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 11:05:13 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

This is remarkable. Pusser was a folk hero when I was a kid. Movies, songs, TV shows. Like Bruce Lee people made up conspiracy theories about his death. His legend being entirely built on a lie is somehow shocking and entirely predictable at the same time.

29/8/2025, 10:09:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josh Marshall (@joshtpm.bsky.social) reposted

People are often surprised to learn that Lee was an officer who never made it past colonel. The purported promotion to general was awarded by a treasonous cabal calling itself the "confederate states of america" which was put down by force by the Union army, which also had superior generals.

29/8/2025, 3:12:19 PM | 4804 1260 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)

We can start with both of yours, asshole

29/8/2025, 1:34:11 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

Tax accountants prefer knives. Very stealthy.

29/8/2025, 1:24:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)

The Accountant is pretty much a documentary of the life of the average accountant. Way more gunplay in that job than people realize.

28/8/2025, 11:52:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

I was there (this is a photo of my nephew stealing a banner during the celebration). Attended every game in person that year, which included dipping out early from a Thanksgiving dinner in order to drive to East Carolina

My nephew stealing a banner
28/8/2025, 4:14:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reposted

if we made immigration work how people think it works that would be the biggest liberalization of immigration in American history

27/8/2025, 7:56:02 PM | 1710 347 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)

If Trey truly feels this way he should go join Jesus posthaste

27/8/2025, 7:29:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

Look, someone has to get paid OT to sit on the can and play games on their phone.

27/8/2025, 5:53:55 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)

They are going to spend the entire budget covering Union Station in gold leaf, then have to fire all the employees and shut down the station.

27/8/2025, 4:09:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

Fred Ward in Remo Williams, as well as Singer and Bruce Campbell

27/8/2025, 3:58:31 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)

Why would you name your product "Tango" and then use a fruit theme? There is no fruit called a tango. They should have used a picture of Sly Stallone, or even Teri Hatcher

Screenshot from an application called
27/8/2025, 3:55:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture h. bear (@hockeybear.space) reposted

This is how the US got dragged into the Vietnam War

Sportsnet scorebug showing Tonkin pitching to France
27/8/2025, 1:47:02 AM | 677 115 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)

Decided to check out Star Trek Strange New Worlds. Ep 1 the main stars receive an injection that genetically alters them so they can sneak onto an alien planet and blend in, just a normal thing. 2 eps later the entire plot is "genetic modification is the most evil and banned thing in the Federation"

26/8/2025, 12:31:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 12:15:35 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)

I once read a screenplay written by a frustrated MD/PhD researcher that was literally all about the Bayh-Dole Act and how it didn't reward the scientists who created breakthroughs enough, so I imagine that guy wants to strangle Lutnick

26/8/2025, 12:01:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

Tulane is a great place to see a game. Laid back, relaxed, and amazing food/beer prices. You can get ripped at Tulane for the price of a single beer at South Florida, where they charge NFL prices

25/8/2025, 9:19:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@nothoodlum.bsky.social) reposted

Kristi Noem and her squad of geniuses are painting the American side of the wall black—apparently to keep us from escaping.

24/8/2025, 6:34:15 PM | 12437 3303 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)

Just watched Caught Stealing, a movie that does not use the song Caught Stealing. There was a trailer for the movie London Calling, which does not appear to use the song London Calling.

24/8/2025, 1:49:21 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

Now I kinda want to see a Kingo comedy with a normal, non-HGH Nanjani where no one believes he is some immortal and everyone makes fun of his name.

23/8/2025, 11:05:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

I literally walked a mile in under 14 minutes today, after running 18 miles. I am 54 years old. At least I know I can still outrun NYPD if I need to

23/8/2025, 7:36:35 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

$10/month per league would be a bargain compared to what it costs for any cable/cable equivalent (YouTubeTV, etc) plus all the other services you have to cobble together. Hell $20/month per league would be a bargain.

22/8/2025, 11:01:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

If I can get off work, I'll try to send it earlier this week. Sheesh.

22/8/2025, 6:36:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Disney Prime Video + (@disneyprimevideo.bsky.social) reposted

90 Minutes of James Dobson Burning In Hell (2025)

National Geographic Inspiration Series James Dobson of Focus on the Family burning in hell, which is the only good thing he ever did (parental advisory, not a simulation)
22/8/2025, 12:24:43 AM | 2764 659 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

Some people have a type, what can I say?

21/8/2025, 7:47:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

The only way you "don't know" is you are avoiding the knowledge intentionally.

21/8/2025, 7:35:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)

Dude hit a 12-year old girl with a dildo. With any luck he winds up on a registry and has to go door-to-door telling his neighbors about it the rest of his life.

21/8/2025, 6:23:22 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)

I am more or less these guys' age & I work a desk job. Most of my exercise is distance running, so I am not well-balanced when it comes to upper vs lower body strength. Pullups are hard. But if I couldn't even do one, I wouldn't invite a TV crew to watch some guy lift me over the bar like a toddler

21/8/2025, 6:07:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

We are all out here praying for 40 degrees F and clouds

21/8/2025, 5:36:18 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

The cover of a fictional book titled
21/8/2025, 5:24:03 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

My birthday is still to come this year, so our President could still give me the best present ever.

21/8/2025, 5:16:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)

What school is the most cop-coded? Because Fitzgerald loves cops, loves to recruit cops kids (because they are less likely to tell people when he abuses them) and runs his program like a classic corrupt police department.

21/8/2025, 5:12:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Vannini (@chrisvannini.com) reposted

Story on Pat Fitzgerald settling his lawsuit against Northwestern, both sides saying he didn't know about hazing, and Fitzgerald wanting to coach again: www.nytimes.com/athletic/656...

21/8/2025, 5:09:38 PM | 2 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hammancheez (@hammancheez.bsky.social) reposted

yo hegseth stole a wallet

21/8/2025, 5:07:33 PM | 657 107 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 2:50:52 PM | 4659 1412 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm kind of surprised she hasn't taken the position that Medicaid should be eliminated for all those other lazy folks claiming to need it, just not for her kid and her kid alone

21/8/2025, 4:32:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

If you don't want people to piss on your grave, don't be a right bastard your entire life.

21/8/2025, 4:30:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)

Time for one of my favorite pastimes: speaking I'll of the dead. I sincerely hope Jimmy was right about there being a hell, because if he was than he is being poked in the ass by a thousand hayforks wielded by a thousand red, scaly fellas with bifurcated tails right now.

21/8/2025, 4:29:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

When Curtis Sliwa is your most capable opponent, you are in good shape

21/8/2025, 1:43:58 AM | 26 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture not an art thief (@famousartthief.bsky.social) reposted

hey some of you are fans of the amazon show patriot which is the greatest television show ever made in history, did you know there is a nine part podcast where kurtwood smith talks about the principles of the structural dynamics of flow in character as leslie claret www.lgclaret.com/podcast

21/8/2025, 1:19:35 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 11:07:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)

As usual, the biggest criminals are cops

20/8/2025, 6:52:03 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)

There is a thunderstorm, which is just the excuse I needed to do my 5.5 mile training run on a treadmill. Halfway through a 16-week plan and I have done all the runs outside despite the heat, sometimes as early as 4 AM, but I draw the line at lightning.

19/8/2025, 9:11:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

The annoying thing is I found the actual answers by checking basketball reference, which took me 10 minutes or so to go through the rosters of the 9 ABA champions. A useful machine could have done the same in a fraction of rhe time, but these "Intelligences" don't know where to start.

19/8/2025, 9:01:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

Thacker is the only guy to do this and also win an NCAA title (61 and 62 for Cincy). The edge case is a guy named Marv Winkler. Marv played 3 games for the Bucks, plus 5 playoff games, in 1971. He then appeared in 20 games for Indiana in 72, but seems to have been off the team before the playoffs

19/8/2025, 8:58:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

The 4 actual players are Barry and Erving, which Google nailed, plus Bill Melchioni (Philly in 1967 in the NBA, then alongside Erving in 1974 and 76 with the Nets), and Tom Thacker, who won titles in the NBA with Boston in 68 and the ABA with Indiana in 71.

19/8/2025, 8:55:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)

I idly wondered of any basketball players had managed to win both an NBA and an ABA title so I tried to look it up. Both Microsoft and Google AI searches were very bad, but I did eventually figure it out by checking each ABA championship roster (there are 4 actual players and one edge case)

Microsoft A.I.'s answer to my question Google A.I.'s answer to my question
19/8/2025, 8:52:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social)

Still trying to see how this increases productivity

19/8/2025, 8:02:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dom DiMaggio was also a co-founder of the New England Patriots

19/8/2025, 5:40:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

So the Trump administration *did* intervene to make sure that an Israeli pedophile fled American law enforcement. Protecting people who molest children appears to be the only thing this administration really cares about--other than pretending Donald wasn't totally shellacked by Putin in Alaska.

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18/8/2025, 4:17:51 PM | 1404 634 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

Two cities known for their beautiful cacti

18/8/2025, 4:20:52 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

The Braves playing in a division where the combined attendance of the other teams won't crack 2 million

18/8/2025, 4:19:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PAK (@papaalphakilo.bsky.social) reposted

Incredible video

18/8/2025, 11:41:40 AM | 1906 317 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

Also Florida, which has set up a twisted, evil system where unpasteurized milk can only be sold for animal consumption, but they can sell it in health food stores & the Surgeon General advocates for it, so when you drink it & get sick legally it's all your fault b/c they kinda told you not to

17/8/2025, 11:13:49 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

Does Nick Krall also stay employed because his dad has dirt on everyone?

17/8/2025, 2:36:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erin Fogg (@criminalerin.bsky.social) reposted

Yes hello I would like to sue the leopard farm for selling me a leopard clearly labeled "not to be kept as a pet" that I kept as a pet because the leopard ate the baby that I was knowingly pregnant with when I went to the leopard farm to buy a jaguar to keep as a pet for my baby

16/8/2025, 7:14:47 PM | 287 38 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

It seems like the training Klaus received was a bit lax

15/8/2025, 11:13:25 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Kluwe (@chriswarcraft.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

It’s possible, you just have to commit to it

15/8/2025, 11:02:30 PM | 34 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

A "reverse Urban Meyer" sounds like some absolutely disgusting sex act

15/8/2025, 1:32:09 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture marcus (@marcusgilmer.bsky.social) reposted

Taylor Swift is a jam band. She: Plays 3-hour shows Has a hit 10-plus minute song Has a in-jokes for hardcore fans Has fans travel thousands of miles to see her Plays multi-night runs at the same venue Has fans hang out before show, selling bootleg merch Impresses two bearded middle aged podcasters

14/8/2025, 5:34:58 PM | 1475 196 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

And Cabot Cove, where the Murder She Wrote lady lived! Non stop killing in that tiny town

14/8/2025, 12:27:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hammancheez (@hammancheez.bsky.social) reposted

Cop : i was hit in the face by a club Lawyer : u mean a club sandwich right Cop (through tears) : still a club

13/8/2025, 10:37:05 PM | 2135 402 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian (@briggio.bsky.social) reposted

He means that they're both commonly associated with NYC, but they actually live in New Jersey.

13/8/2025, 1:02:01 PM | 163 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

What a bunch of...

A Spelling Bee board where the user has spelled
13/8/2025, 8:01:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Do not pursue Lu Bu (@cheflubu.bsky.social) reposted

me & the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the sword & the stone, and using a toyota and some chains to pull it from the stone resulted in the Toyota becoming the new king of england
12/8/2025, 9:34:10 AM | 6687 2010 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emperor Snapper (@emperorsnapper.bsky.social) reply parent

But that is life expectancy at birth. Per the SSA, at 55 he would be expected to have about 25 years left, plus he's rich so that goes up even more...what I'm saying is we need some kind of freak produce accident to occur. Maybe he gets crushed by a load of rutabega.

12/8/2025, 11:15:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view