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FBI agents were told to flag any Epstein records with the word mushroom

created November 19, 2024

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Also, people seem to forget Republicans, DeWine and Hogan, closed schools first.

1/9/2025, 7:04:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Noem says Tina Turner would have drowned without Ike.

1/9/2025, 4:14:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Washington Post reporters recover Death Star plans.

1/9/2025, 12:43:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Global depression dies in darkness.

31/8/2025, 9:45:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It fits that Tom is the de-evolution of Chi-Chi.

Be Stiff (1978) with Chi-Chi Rodriguez cover
31/8/2025, 1:54:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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President is reportedly fine after the Epstein files burst out of his chest during dinner earlier this week.

30/8/2025, 2:15:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He looked better getting on the helicopter to Walter Reed.

30/8/2025, 1:55:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Town Hall: Who pays the tariffs? Who pays the tariffs? Rep. Barry Moore (R-AL): (walks away)

30/8/2025, 1:34:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bessent warns court it could be embarrassing if they rule the president can't be a dictator.

29/8/2025, 8:51:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lelo has stopped shipping toys to Mike Johnson.

29/8/2025, 6:12:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's why he was impeached the first time. Holding back congressionally approved money from Ukraine to solicit a bribe.

29/8/2025, 6:00:53 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Joni Ernst decides to pull up her roots in Senate.

29/8/2025, 5:45:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"I have filed dozens of bills to put Melania on the cover of Vogue."

29/8/2025, 2:07:01 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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more likely reassigned to homan's caravan

29/8/2025, 2:01:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Peter Thiel is much better able to make these determinations."

28/8/2025, 10:18:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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US Air Force to give Ashli Babbitt a 21 fire-extinguisher salute.

28/8/2025, 9:50:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“She doesn’t have time to be sitting in a photo shoot. She's too busy photographing rugs.”

28/8/2025, 3:15:36 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's started playing Black Flag at his rallies.

28/8/2025, 2:50:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me The Bar Nothing."

28/8/2025, 12:51:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Johnny Belisario, his producer

28/8/2025, 2:33:13 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're counting on an outbreak.

28/8/2025, 2:03:47 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RFK Jr says anyone can get the vaccine, if they were a registered Republican in 2024.

28/8/2025, 1:54:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Will the Supreme Court pass up a trip to Cabo?"

28/8/2025, 12:35:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As the favored Democratic presidential candidate in 2028, Barack Obama should be more vocal about our current situation.

28/8/2025, 12:30:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Witkoff thought it was International Lapdog Day

27/8/2025, 9:29:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"You can get the vaccine if you have the time and money to be exposed to the virus at a doctor's office."

27/8/2025, 6:50:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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From recent Yarvin profile in New Yorker: He proposed “the liquidation of democracy, the Constitution, and the rule of law,” and the eventual transfer of power to a C.E.O.-in-chief. “Clearly, if he or she turns out to be Hitler or Stalin, we have just recreated Nazism or Stalinism.”

27/8/2025, 4:42:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Can anyone here find the red queen?"

27/8/2025, 1:15:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cracker Barrel CEO sends pinkie finger to White House.

26/8/2025, 11:13:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Melania challenges teens to use AI to create things without plagiarizing Michelle Obama.

26/8/2025, 8:10:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Home electronics items don't have an impulse for self preservation. www.anthropic.com/research/age...

26/8/2025, 7:08:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the "loyal we"

26/8/2025, 7:04:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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mao say dung

26/8/2025, 3:03:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So, Musk is against free speech and the free market. Got it.

26/8/2025, 1:24:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lawrence Jones has a habit of making up things.

26/8/2025, 12:50:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sean Duffy calls for renewal of bible study at NASA.

26/8/2025, 2:10:28 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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If we were really in a critical situation, I think Merrick Garland would have come out and made a public statement by now.

25/8/2025, 10:34:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He can barely manage a Five Day Plan.

25/8/2025, 4:18:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Income tax was "stupid," because it forced the rich to pay into system at higher rates. Paying tariffs are exceptionally brutal on the lower end of the scale. (Forcing people to pay taxes, when they don't make enough to file taxes.)

25/8/2025, 4:13:53 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Decrease number of voters in densely populated blue cities.

25/8/2025, 4:04:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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dayforce name somehow sounds equally vapid and insidious

25/8/2025, 1:11:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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military occupations and threats of military occupations of cities and states, disappearing people without due process, fully weaponized justice department, turning white house into a palace, destroying universities, taking piece of action from corporations "I'm detecting a whiff of impropriety."

25/8/2025, 12:45:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She's thinking: "Do owls taste good with chocolate sauce?"

25/8/2025, 11:57:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If they have to send in Jim Jordan to try to convince us the president's innocent, he has to be guilty.

24/8/2025, 10:00:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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able to leap a glass of tea in a single bound

23/8/2025, 8:09:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Democrats win the House: They can revoke blank check Republicans have given him. (End tariffs.) They will have subpoena and oversight power.

23/8/2025, 8:06:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It took 50 years and billions of dark money dollars to find that instant.

23/8/2025, 6:36:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lyle and Erik Menendez join Meta as advisors to counter AI bias.

23/8/2025, 5:24:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's not a war, if only one side is fighting.

23/8/2025, 12:58:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's safer in Mexico than the US. Why not?

23/8/2025, 12:29:04 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Until more information is released, no one can say definitively whether it is safe to flee to Oceania.

22/8/2025, 11:24:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"I'll let the FBI make up the appropriate charges."

22/8/2025, 5:04:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FBI raids John Bolton's home over bad Yelp review.

22/8/2025, 11:52:30 AM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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armbands and banners should have architectural feel

22/8/2025, 1:57:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"I have instructed my attorneys to burn down the museums."

21/8/2025, 7:19:14 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Appeals court judge finds evidence Trump committed no fraud on Hunter Biden's laptop.

21/8/2025, 5:25:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"only Donald is allowed to negotiate on behalf of Ukraine"

21/8/2025, 5:04:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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DC is a great example of politicizing the military in order to harass people that didn't vote for you.

20/8/2025, 6:05:35 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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CSI: Burwell

20/8/2025, 2:49:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I took it to mean it's very effective, and they don't know how to respond.

20/8/2025, 1:48:42 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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California will send 200 units of Cologuard to DC.

19/8/2025, 5:00:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"We'll be harassing residents of all blue cities, just like we're doing in DC."

19/8/2025, 3:40:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"In four years, you don't have to vote again. We'll have it fixed so good, you're not gonna have to vote."

19/8/2025, 12:19:59 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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definitely more gold

18/8/2025, 4:24:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MSNBC will change its name to John Barron.

18/8/2025, 1:43:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same great taste

18/8/2025, 1:32:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thankfully, the Republicans don't have a problem with people overthrowing the government.

18/8/2025, 12:26:20 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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"You don't have the cards. Now give me my Nobel."

18/8/2025, 12:10:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"We want to give every opportunity possible for the president to build a hotel in Moscow."

17/8/2025, 4:14:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Challenging federal authority is the point.

17/8/2025, 3:41:36 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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No one can secede, but governors, like Moore, could do things such as close their borders, to ensure the "emergency" in DC (and surrounding areas) doesn't spill over into Maryland.

17/8/2025, 3:19:49 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It has a telltale em dash.

16/8/2025, 10:23:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wes Moore should declare an emergency and shut down Maryland's border to DC, Virginia, and West Virginia.

16/8/2025, 10:01:52 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone needs to test boundaries of limited exceptions for immunity of federal agents.

16/8/2025, 9:34:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hate the "can't have a coup without guns" defense, because that's exactly what it was. They wanted enough chaos to move the vote into the House where they would win. Trump publicly broadcast this strategy months before election.

16/8/2025, 9:26:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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White House top card's showing. No need to see the rest.

16/8/2025, 8:16:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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White House team is back to square one, after learning "pretty please" doesn't work.

16/8/2025, 7:38:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Manafort forgot to turn them over to the Russians.

16/8/2025, 4:21:49 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why does Kirk have a beard?

16/8/2025, 2:42:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump “no longer thinks a ceasefire is necessary," if Fox News just tells everybody the war is over.

16/8/2025, 1:44:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Let's have an historic meeting in Al Capone's vault."

16/8/2025, 1:14:49 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bill Maher doesn't think the guy who fantasized about sex with his daughter went to Epstein's island to have sex with underage girls.

16/8/2025, 2:58:48 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hannity: "Trump never said it would be 24 hours in a row."

15/8/2025, 11:46:02 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Putin didn't even leave any money on the dresser."

15/8/2025, 11:35:12 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dictators in Cars Getting Mineral Rights

15/8/2025, 10:38:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's counting the War on Christmas at least twice.

15/8/2025, 10:23:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Russia calls for UN sanctions on US for forcing Putin to ride in a car next to US president with the windows rolled up.

15/8/2025, 9:48:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"This won't backfire on us at all."

15/8/2025, 6:51:32 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you want a big tent, you have to let people in.

15/8/2025, 6:46:14 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"We're making US citizens pay trillions and trillions in tariffs."

15/8/2025, 4:51:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A DHS spokesman said Noem must live on the military base because no one at the bar would take her home.

15/8/2025, 4:08:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We have the more violent: gobsmacked.

15/8/2025, 2:34:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Junta arrested their Jack Smith twice. (Christos Sartzetakis)

15/8/2025, 1:31:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Right-wing military coup that overthrew the government of Greece.

15/8/2025, 1:22:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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- 1967 to July 24, 1974

15/8/2025, 1:10:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She knows Donald won't get his hotel.

15/8/2025, 12:08:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sadly, believable.

15/8/2025, 12:35:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do people aged 45-64 not watch news or buy food?

15/8/2025, 12:10:49 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Wink wink. Stand back and stand by."

14/8/2025, 11:47:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks for the link. I wanted to see whether Trump flat out threatened tariffs. Threat is only implied in the original sub-headline. (og is `and` not `if`)

14/8/2025, 11:00:59 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view