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Also, people seem to forget Republicans, DeWine and Hogan, closed schools first.
FBI agents were told to flag any Epstein records with the word mushroom
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Also, people seem to forget Republicans, DeWine and Hogan, closed schools first.
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Noem says Tina Turner would have drowned without Ike.
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Washington Post reporters recover Death Star plans.
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Global depression dies in darkness.
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It fits that Tom is the de-evolution of Chi-Chi.
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President is reportedly fine after the Epstein files burst out of his chest during dinner earlier this week.
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He looked better getting on the helicopter to Walter Reed.
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Town Hall: Who pays the tariffs? Who pays the tariffs? Rep. Barry Moore (R-AL): (walks away)
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Bessent warns court it could be embarrassing if they rule the president can't be a dictator.
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Lelo has stopped shipping toys to Mike Johnson.
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That's why he was impeached the first time. Holding back congressionally approved money from Ukraine to solicit a bribe.
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Joni Ernst decides to pull up her roots in Senate.
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"I have filed dozens of bills to put Melania on the cover of Vogue."
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more likely reassigned to homan's caravan
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"Peter Thiel is much better able to make these determinations."
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US Air Force to give Ashli Babbitt a 21 fire-extinguisher salute.
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“She doesn’t have time to be sitting in a photo shoot. She's too busy photographing rugs.”
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He's started playing Black Flag at his rallies.
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"If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me The Bar Nothing."
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Johnny Belisario, his producer
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They're counting on an outbreak.
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RFK Jr says anyone can get the vaccine, if they were a registered Republican in 2024.
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"Will the Supreme Court pass up a trip to Cabo?"
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As the favored Democratic presidential candidate in 2028, Barack Obama should be more vocal about our current situation.
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Witkoff thought it was International Lapdog Day
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"You can get the vaccine if you have the time and money to be exposed to the virus at a doctor's office."
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From recent Yarvin profile in New Yorker: He proposed “the liquidation of democracy, the Constitution, and the rule of law,” and the eventual transfer of power to a C.E.O.-in-chief. “Clearly, if he or she turns out to be Hitler or Stalin, we have just recreated Nazism or Stalinism.”
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"Can anyone here find the red queen?"
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Cracker Barrel CEO sends pinkie finger to White House.
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Melania challenges teens to use AI to create things without plagiarizing Michelle Obama.
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Home electronics items don't have an impulse for self preservation. www.anthropic.com/research/age...
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the "loyal we"
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mao say dung
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So, Musk is against free speech and the free market. Got it.
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Lawrence Jones has a habit of making up things.
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Sean Duffy calls for renewal of bible study at NASA.
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If we were really in a critical situation, I think Merrick Garland would have come out and made a public statement by now.
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He can barely manage a Five Day Plan.
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Income tax was "stupid," because it forced the rich to pay into system at higher rates. Paying tariffs are exceptionally brutal on the lower end of the scale. (Forcing people to pay taxes, when they don't make enough to file taxes.)
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Decrease number of voters in densely populated blue cities.
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dayforce name somehow sounds equally vapid and insidious
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military occupations and threats of military occupations of cities and states, disappearing people without due process, fully weaponized justice department, turning white house into a palace, destroying universities, taking piece of action from corporations "I'm detecting a whiff of impropriety."
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She's thinking: "Do owls taste good with chocolate sauce?"
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If they have to send in Jim Jordan to try to convince us the president's innocent, he has to be guilty.
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able to leap a glass of tea in a single bound
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If Democrats win the House: They can revoke blank check Republicans have given him. (End tariffs.) They will have subpoena and oversight power.
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It took 50 years and billions of dark money dollars to find that instant.
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Lyle and Erik Menendez join Meta as advisors to counter AI bias.
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It's not a war, if only one side is fighting.
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It's safer in Mexico than the US. Why not?
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Until more information is released, no one can say definitively whether it is safe to flee to Oceania.
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"I'll let the FBI make up the appropriate charges."
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FBI raids John Bolton's home over bad Yelp review.
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armbands and banners should have architectural feel
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"I have instructed my attorneys to burn down the museums."
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Appeals court judge finds evidence Trump committed no fraud on Hunter Biden's laptop.
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"only Donald is allowed to negotiate on behalf of Ukraine"
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DC is a great example of politicizing the military in order to harass people that didn't vote for you.
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CSI: Burwell
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I took it to mean it's very effective, and they don't know how to respond.
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California will send 200 units of Cologuard to DC.
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"We'll be harassing residents of all blue cities, just like we're doing in DC."
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"In four years, you don't have to vote again. We'll have it fixed so good, you're not gonna have to vote."
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definitely more gold
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MSNBC will change its name to John Barron.
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Same great taste
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Thankfully, the Republicans don't have a problem with people overthrowing the government.
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"You don't have the cards. Now give me my Nobel."
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"We want to give every opportunity possible for the president to build a hotel in Moscow."
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Challenging federal authority is the point.
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No one can secede, but governors, like Moore, could do things such as close their borders, to ensure the "emergency" in DC (and surrounding areas) doesn't spill over into Maryland.
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It has a telltale em dash.
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Wes Moore should declare an emergency and shut down Maryland's border to DC, Virginia, and West Virginia.
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Someone needs to test boundaries of limited exceptions for immunity of federal agents.
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Hate the "can't have a coup without guns" defense, because that's exactly what it was. They wanted enough chaos to move the vote into the House where they would win. Trump publicly broadcast this strategy months before election.
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White House top card's showing. No need to see the rest.
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White House team is back to square one, after learning "pretty please" doesn't work.
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Manafort forgot to turn them over to the Russians.
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Why does Kirk have a beard?
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Trump “no longer thinks a ceasefire is necessary," if Fox News just tells everybody the war is over.
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"Let's have an historic meeting in Al Capone's vault."
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Bill Maher doesn't think the guy who fantasized about sex with his daughter went to Epstein's island to have sex with underage girls.
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Hannity: "Trump never said it would be 24 hours in a row."
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"Putin didn't even leave any money on the dresser."
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Dictators in Cars Getting Mineral Rights
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He's counting the War on Christmas at least twice.
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Russia calls for UN sanctions on US for forcing Putin to ride in a car next to US president with the windows rolled up.
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"This won't backfire on us at all."
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If you want a big tent, you have to let people in.
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"We're making US citizens pay trillions and trillions in tariffs."
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A DHS spokesman said Noem must live on the military base because no one at the bar would take her home.
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We have the more violent: gobsmacked.
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The Junta arrested their Jack Smith twice. (Christos Sartzetakis)
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Right-wing military coup that overthrew the government of Greece.
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- 1967 to July 24, 1974
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She knows Donald won't get his hotel.
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Sadly, believable.
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Do people aged 45-64 not watch news or buy food?
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"Wink wink. Stand back and stand by."
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Thanks for the link. I wanted to see whether Trump flat out threatened tariffs. Threat is only implied in the original sub-headline. (og is `and` not `if`)