I may reëxamine my grandmother to determine if she has wheels and is, in fact, a bicycle.
and you may ask yourself, how do i work this?
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I may reëxamine my grandmother to determine if she has wheels and is, in fact, a bicycle.
Regarding Katrina's aftermath, also read this.
and they wonder why we don’t Google anymore.
Hey, we parked in the lot across the street from TB today (went to Tony's)
they're both big, round, and orange
Lindsey Buckingham, too.
The HATERS and LOSERS thought I wouldn't make it into Heaven. WELL, LOOK AT ME NOW!!! MAKE HEAVEN GREAT AGAIN!
I think I don’t have a choice by say this is my all time favorite Kingfisher photo I’ve had the chance of clicking The Queen of Bolsa Chica Ecological Reserve fishing the moon 📷🌿🪶🌔
Genuine question: How is Mr. Bean number FOUR on the list of most-followed Facebook pages? Like what's going on here? The show ended in 1995.
Like she wields any power.
Feeds that should exist but (to my knowledge) don’t Ratioed- most ratioed posts Time Machine- feed of posts from 1 year ago today, but with your current follows Haikus- posts that are haikus 15 Minutes- big posts from small accounts Expert mode- only posts from experts about their areaof expertise
A friend took this at a rally today and I barked laughing.
Usurped
Whoopsie. papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
Bad news, he got the steps of the ritual out of order.
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
Jesus why
you know the Italian joint is serious when they serve you Lambrusco in a tumbler
Classic Ben Smith
Nadler endorsed him, right?
i love that Trump has decided that states of emergency are the perfect loophole to rule unfettered with a perfectly supine Congress and a checked-out SCOTUS
Get out.
Gary Everywhere All at Once
uggggghhhhhhhh Reid Hoffman
So should you, bub
Jerry Nadler ends his remarkable career, conceding that his brand of politics on the Middle East is over. “I don’t know what to say at this point,” he said. “I can’t defend what Israel is doing.” www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/n...
STOP ASKING, ASSHOLE
April 15, 2024??
A fun thing to remember on Labour Day is that Mark Carney eliminated the Cabinet role Minister of Labour, a position that had existed for more than a century under governments of all stripes, and Canada is currently without a labour minister for the first time since 1909.
putting a dollar on Graeme Wood
Look, his neck hurts, can you blame him
what does blueskyism even mean? pegging your abolitionist partner while watching alf porn in your rent stabilized apartment?
I'll get you next time, Gadget.
The only REM song in my library is Finest Worksong.
Put some respect on Papa Smurf.
RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.
Rest in peace, Graham Greene. He was the best thing in a lot of indifferent movies; if you want to watch something in tribute I can’t recommend Clearcut highly enough — streaming on Kanopy with a library card, or on Tubi. He once said it was his favorite performance. variety.com/2025/film/ob...
Don't underestimate how devastating untreated blueskyism can be
number go up?
the 800lb gorilla at work is that the devs refuse to switch to a newer Linux than Rocky 8, which, while technically under security patch support, is not getting any new packages, so updating stuff can be a Real Adventure™
not bad but Trump is going to beat that record this year with this nation at least he can be replaced, Twitter's in a death pact with Musk
the big surprise here is that he hadn't already
good
excuse me? that browser does not exist anymore???
And yet a trace of the true self resides in the false self
Yeah, i skipped past a bunch of triggers in my first playthrough. The game really wants you to sleep a lot without really forcing or even coercing you to.
Q. What did the surgeon say to the woman who brought her husband in for a vasectomy? A. "I can fix him."
Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
Let us celebrate the 13th anniversary of Eric Cantor's classic unclear-on-the-concept Labor Day tweet.
golf zombie
That scene never happened in either of my playthroughs
Photo passed along from a federal employee from inside the Dept of Labor building, where a giant Orwellian image of Trump's face is now draped outside. Big Brother is watching.
What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
do earbuds count
it's already improving on perfection
Tom Fartlett
"guess who used to bang the goddess of magic, baby" "ugh hard pass"
one morning, when gregor samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a very hungry caterpillar
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
shit, it *is* sentient
Some good local housing news, for a change (gift link)
incidentally this pretty-well-known woodcut is ALSO by Ricardo Levins Morales, in 1994 for the 100th anniversary of the St Paul Union Advocate. It's meant to resemble a woodcut from the early 20th century but it is modern!
more degenerates, fewer families
also classic that the Berkeley lead lives in Emeryville
so no one told you life was gonna be this way
for me, this is also up there
Ceballos credits three main factors for the population increase: maintaining natural protected areas where jaguars can roam freely, reducing the conflict between cattle ranchers and jaguars, and a publicity campaign that has put the jaguar on the map. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...
Pope Leo XIV met with one of the most prominent advocates for greater LGBTQ+ inclusion in the Catholic Church. The Rev. James Martin said Leo told him that he intended to continue Pope Francis’ policy of LGBTQ+ acceptance in the church and encouraged him to keep up his advocacy.
The Roadless Rule does a huge amount to protect wild areas against wildfires, the vast majority of which begin near roads. It's super easy to leave a comment urging them to keep the Roadless Rule and protect against fires. Comments like this make a big impact! www.regulations.gov/commenton/FS...
yes there’s highlights
The world’s leading genocide scholars’ association has passed a resolution saying that the legal criteria have been met to establish Israel is committing genocide in Gaza, its president says. There was no immediate response from the Israeli foreign ministry.
MULTIPLICITY (1996)
Among the most insane pages on Wikipedia en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conan_(...
How do you keep an idiot in suspense
Look, it's not like he bit someone
You must be new to sarcasm
I vacuumed the house.
My favorite sentence in the New York Times explainer on Mamdani and socialism.
I’m always asking this
"Everyone who has not eaten at least once at the smash Burger joint, leave now."
Fixed it.
Hmmm no that would be "Seasons" from the Singles soundtrack.
I think zipping through the Eva-less portions of the film doesn't count as a viewing.
None of them, Craig or otherwise, are worth watching more than once.
"Cantor Fitzgerald, a financial services company led by the sons of US commerce secretary Howard Lutnick, is creating a way for investors to bet that President Donald Trump’s signature tariffs will be struck down in court."
hello diabetic coma
almost bought some from their freezer but we're trying to be good ha ha just kidding we bought a pint of Ben & Jerry's on the way home
Look, John Ensign is an uwu smol bean and didn't know, honest to Pete
The pleasure of learning that we have a Southwest Asian* market just two miles from our house *: Mediterranean/levantine/Persian
golly I hope they do
CRIME FREE ZONE == too sick to do more crimes
wow
so judgy