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friendly reminder that molam fucking slaps
alienating the Modest Mouse purists because I have old fan cred and already knew them well pre-Float On, but i still say We Were Dead is the best album
The Dream Journal Institute @theastralrealms.bsky.social in cooperation with Fiadh Productions is pleased to present Ethereal Elegance -- a record made by the residents of the Castle Waters Hydrotherapy Centre.
I don't actually know why a Floyd Rose bridge is called that I dunno who Floyd is, and he should be happy about that Do not give me a face to attach all this hate to floating trauma-lo bridge
Weald & Woe and Fiadh were very excited to be able to collaborate with the incredible Amy Hastings on this design, which has been added to their merch store as a preorder to be printed in October 💘 wealdandwoe.bandcamp.com/merch/there-...
awake maybe I dunno
coffee
thank you Devin Townsend for giving me the word "Blattarria" because that's exactly where my brain goes for brrmmrrgrunndlajqooorrrrr Anyway here's some great "shut your brain down" grindcore
a lot of people in my personal life immediately associate me with two things: swords and STALKER and that's cool as fuck, mission accomplished, 100% accurate good job
It... it's a well funded and managed thrift store It's a goodwill bins with a storefront I don't understand what's revolutionary about this, but thrift is still a semi dying shopping preference that should be more robust in a lot of areas, and a lot more of the US should use it like they used to
the cool thing about breading 4 pounds of fried shrimp and cooking as I go, doing all the steps at the same time, is that everyone stays out of my way and I can just eat dinner as I'm making it
Comic stuff is usually pretty outside my habits so that one slipped by me I honestly only know it exists because of David Dastmalchian interviews lol
Stop Letting David Harbour Voice act He can't He almost single handedly ruined that Star Wars Visions episode
I think as far as the relationship between hype and actuality goes, the most frustratingly disappointing movie I've seen in the last decade was Killing of a Sacred Deer I actively hated every single scene and it ruined my will to even try another Lanthimos film The rifle scene fucking sucks
Every time I try to watch something from Marvel I'm like "oh now I remember why I don't do this"
Translation: I make my own toilet paper at home out of whales
Entry, return, non-return, and party time
Combat sports/martial arts 🤜🤛 music Hobbies where a lot of people need to learn how to be a little more fucking humble
The movie is mostly fun but it definitely feels like something they were banking on being much more popular than it was
I appreciate the noncombat reenactors, like ren faire vendors and hosts, but yeah the combat guys can be some douchebags, and it gets worse the further you get from a medieval setting I fucking hate the pirate cosplayer guys so much lol
Personally I'm cool with calling any and all of it LARPing because it's technically correct by definition Especially to the super serious guys
It's in my pocket and I can't get it to fuck off no matter how hard i click
One of these days I'm gonna suplex him
look I know wearing armor and whacking each other with swords is always fun, but if you ever call Buhurt or the knight fight stuff "historical" I'm gonna krumphau you directly in the ear
so i finally saw Beau Is Afraid and... I think i hate it? There's some good scenes but overall I think it's kinda flailing with metaphor, like someone who only kinda gets David Lynch tried to make a Lynch movie I dunno, I like Ari Aster, but a lot of this felt like waiting, and I hate the ending
yet* hopefully There is new Antecantementum being worked on last i talked to them
One of the funniest things in pro fighting is how there's always a dude who thinks it's a good idea to make fun of Saenchai mid-fight That has literally never worked out well for anyone ever
Which Melpomene lol I know two now
I'm still holding out for Furya ngl
-fitgirl installer music plays muffled over store speakers-
If you ever feel bad yourself, remember, it could be worse you could be one of those people who leaves youtube comments on 80s songs like "who else is listening in 2025?"
youtu.be/i17mgRK3GX8?...
Ah yes, the curse has spread
Yeah I always just glanced right over it and assumed it wasn't English lol
nobody has to know just how long it took me to realize the Wormrot logo actually says Wormrot
So who plays No Man's Sky and actually like... accomplishes things in it? I've played this game for a long time for how little I have to show for it
AI must be purged regardless of past potential No exceptions
They're coming for you like the It Follows baddie
mastering the esoteric arts of alchemy so I can make my own goddamn instant coffee
I love extraction shooters but I barely play then because I'm lazy (and I don't wanna interact with the Tarkov community) I'm wondering if I should zero to hero Arena Breakout every single time I play, scavenge every single match Just for bragging rights
clicking around uploads of old broadcast blocks like "hey i remember Pilot Candidate on Saturday nights" 13 year old could not comprehend how unbelievably ugly this show is
the anticipation and procrastination involved in knowing I have to reinstall Stalker Gamma is much scarier than anything actually in the game
If they're disappointed it wasn't meant for them, the tools for confronting and overcoming disappointment with reality as a whole are built into the core of it, it's kind of ironic that the "shit sucks so do what you can about it" aspect is what people look for, but 180 when they fully -realize- it
in light of the recent Cradle of Filth news and how they've clashed here and there with Carach Angren over the years, it's really satisfying to stumble across an interview with CA where they spend the first ten minutes relentlessly blasting AI
Hello it’s me Sam Altman I have a zillion dollar idea it’s a chat bot that tells teenagers to kill themselves and you can generate csam with it and it poisons the air and water and it’s wrong most of the time and we’re going to put it in your refrigerator and stuff 👍 I need more money for this btw
Homophobic martial artists are the funniest thing in the world to me "My hobby is rubbing my face and limbs against sweaty shirtless men but I ain't fucking gay" Bruh just say you wanna angry cuddle, it's fine
I love Saenchai Absolutely terrifying presence in a fight but always seems like the sweetest man in the world out of the ring I'd be devastated if some sketchy stuff came out about him
If you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember, there are people out there who can't comprehend that Master Ken is satire
38 local bands just went "hey are you available?"
Meanwhile vinyl is the guy you tell "yeah it sounds great but were all those steps necessary?"
Liam talking shit is the best thing to ever come from Oasis And seconded that Blur is the obviously better band
it's 1am and I can't sleep so logically I'm thinking about starting a martial arts youtube channel just to call out how many fucking shitbags float to the top of that scene
PS2 is bursting with games like this Armored Core 6 being a big hit gave me fake hope that we could see a SLAI/Phantom Crash reboot someday Also we need a new Bloodrayne and they need to make it super queer
telling the rational atheists "Buddhism isn't atheistic but it can be even when it's not" and watching them struggle to think of an ad hom insult to throw at you because they only know how to make fun of Jesus
I knew your politics had to be great the second I heard you say "so there we were, bursting with piss"
song titles to write music for: We Don't Need More Fucking Suburbs Beans At Midnight (The Whole Can, movement 1) Squeedling The Spooch Infidelicus Look! More Dishes!
I think their bus should "go missing" on the way to the trial but hey what do i know
Just to be contrarian, I'm a very dry person and legitimately don't need deodorant most days lol I still get "how the fuck" comments on it
Brent Hinds was a sketchy dude in a lot of ways, but i don't think he was a "bad" guy overall, just someone from a similar type of area as me who didn't walk the same path of self analysis to escape its influence Also he got kicked out of the Grammies for dropping weed on the red carpet
the first gulag-able offense under post revolution leadership will be when people pronounce Moog like Mowg
People focus on black metal so much like the sketchiest genres in the world aren't pop/contemporary or mainstream country
If you haven't cried in nature for no particular reason at least once, you're not human yet
this "is he dead yet" shit is maybe the strongest recent proof that hardly anybody in the US understands a single fucking thing about politics
Today is a holy day pay your respects to god
The only downside to being into 88kasyo Junrei is always having to explain "no it's 88 like the Buddhist pilgrimages, not the dog whistle"
I was too, his rise to popularity came at the same time I was part of the rational atheist crowd myself and starting to hate the kind of people it created, and i have zero respect for staunch anti-religion Spirituality and mysticism are human, they'll never disappear
NDT and Stephen Fry were who made me turn on the rational scientific scene lol Fry in particular was a huge let down as I got older
Today is dadaist metal I wonder if Frank Zappa would have been into SGM, I can't think of another band that has a stronger Zappa influence
If we are the universe experiencing itself, art is it trying to articulate the experience Reformed stars trying to talk to each other
The trve types should feel lucky i got too lazy to keep running groups ngl tho I do really miss being mean as fuck to elitists
Gatekeeping should be for not telling tourists where the good local swimming spots are, not running people out of your scene because they don't match your arbitrary standards that don't actually exist Black metal needs more goofy shit, it's an inherently goofy genre More dadaist bands too please
Metal 🤜🤛 horror Entertainment genres that are highly cathartic and usually have wholesome messaging that nevertheless terrify your average human
hopefully we both agree that Hitchens lucked out dying before catching the hands "Water boarding isn't torture" - gets water boarded as a pr stunt- "Holy shit it totally is torture"
Dawkins is the one I wanna take in the Thunderdome lol
I've gotten "magic sky daddy" comments when I've talked about Buddhism Like buddy if you're so rational and logical, read a fucking book or something
The most obnoxious atheists have such a Christ-centric conception of religion as a whole, they're essentially more Christian than a lot of church goers And they will shit their pants at any suggestion of it
Same energy as me saying TWD should kill off Daryl Dixon by just having a tree randomly fall on him No closure, no drama, just "oops"
Behold my power I give zero shits if I'm on a block list
Newsom didn't do any of that you fucking doorknob He's just stepping in to undo it
I will accept no unkind words about Bud the Chud in my presence Respect our heroes
sometimes i think about 1993's Fong Sai Yuk (The Legend) and wonder why Jet Li didn't do a lot more comedy Some of the funniest scenes I've seen from any movie, Li's comedic timing is almost as good as his fighting
My grandma quit chemo at a point She said "I'm gonna die anyway, I'll just go to one more birthday" and let herself go the morning of her next birthday
Mark Cuban was my very first block here lol
"Capitalism must be the only answer because it's how things are" -- people who can't even comprehend the span of a century beyond the number 100
Posts like this always being drowned in "nuh uh" and "that's why we take the high road" sentiment is a huge part of why that violence has become necessary in the first place Staunch non-violence isn't noble, it's cowardice, and a direct helping hand to oppressors
Cool classism there bud, it's almost like history repeatedly proves why letting one group do this always becomes a danger for the rest It's also almost like right wingers aren't even the majority down here, they've just consolidated power with exclusivity Dipshit
Yeah I was just adding onto yours
I agree with this shopping-wise, but the worst part of Amazon is AWS, because so many popular services use it Every single Prime customer in the world could quit ordering from them right now and web services would still make sure Bezos is making profit and keeping a measure of control
"Don't show the tourists the good swimming spots" but like, with generational culture
Wait they have bathroom video? Like, the door outside i hope?
I didn't really mean it that way, just comparing (and I never try to be the badass, only enough aggression to make the situation stop) I more meant that I would gladly be the stand in for anyone who doesn't want confrontation when bothered, and wish I could be the one for friends
yeah that's gonna be a fight if someone does me that way No cameras in bathrooms bitch, come say it to me closer lol
If you have your jet ski at the lake and repeatedly haul ass within 10-15 feet of swimmers, cross your fucking fingers i don't happen to walk by you on the way to the car
My goal is Real Life Argonian
Garden hermit is still viable, I'm one
I'm going to use my good for evil
every time I watch Walk Hard i think about how making fun of Elvis is the only thing Jack White has ever done that i genuinely like LOOK OUT NOW