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A Whisp of Whelm

@erikswartz.bsky.social

Making a living asking questions. Gravitate to those who return their shopping carts, are kind to servers, and easily say please, thank you, and you're welcome.

created December 21, 2023

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Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

This clown just ended his political career

3/9/2025, 4:25:29 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Chiefs may finish third in their division.

3/9/2025, 4:21:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

This dude is so insufferable.

2/9/2025, 1:11:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

That's being awfully unfair to 'death warmed over.'

2/9/2025, 12:47:35 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

No one cares what that gutter rat is going to do for his partner in crime.

2/9/2025, 12:46:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

King of Birds

1/9/2025, 11:51:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

This thing looks awful

1/9/2025, 5:03:40 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

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1/9/2025, 12:54:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Journalists used to be interested in facts. They used to research things to the core in an effort to have the information they wrote about be indisputable. Now they just write for clicks, and hope for forgiveness later.

30/8/2025, 8:45:28 PM | 78 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's going to be the weirdest thing watching every news network trying to sell "a nation in mourning" while Kool & the Gang's "Celebration" becomes the new national anthem.

30/8/2025, 4:10:17 AM | 7095 1144 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Many more on the way

30/8/2025, 4:49:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Your opinion is irrelevant

30/8/2025, 4:46:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

There are 10 million users of ChatGPT, and one dude with a history of mental illness does what people with mental illness have been known to do, and the story is the LLM is evil. However, millions die because of people's mental illness toward the man in the sky, and no story whatsoever. Fuck off.

29/8/2025, 7:39:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

You need to include the name of this wonderful individual so we all can celebrate him as he deserves to be 'celebrated.'

29/8/2025, 7:35:45 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

You flew off the handle over a challenge to your imaginary friend, and you're calling someone else weak 🤣

29/8/2025, 6:03:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Simmer down, princess.

29/8/2025, 5:58:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Now write a story about how many people are killed because of the imaginary guy in the sky.

29/8/2025, 4:44:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

May not work for you and your narrow scope, but it most certainly works for others. But, they could have done both.

29/8/2025, 1:20:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

This dude has less than 1,000 yards passing and less than 10 passing TDs in his two-year college career, and he's making more than many NFL QBs. Unreal.

28/8/2025, 9:48:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

How do these clowns turn themselves Oompa Loompa orange?

28/8/2025, 9:46:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Ultimate side-eye

27/8/2025, 3:55:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

He's the happiest man in the United States, getting to leave the dumpster fire that is Cleveland Browns football.

26/8/2025, 4:36:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Apparently the geniuses behind this idea believe the sun is out 24 hours a day.

24/8/2025, 8:46:21 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Same. Just a shame.

24/8/2025, 5:12:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re cosplaying as politicians instead of working as representatives of the people.

24/8/2025, 3:04:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Decent people are growing tired of social media in general. Hopefully it dies off sooner than later.

23/8/2025, 10:31:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

An outdoor valley mall food court, with a golden phallic touch

23/8/2025, 7:10:40 PM | 111 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

You nailed it: he's not interested in governing. He only wants to rule.

22/8/2025, 9:55:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Must have been this...

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22/8/2025, 9:52:16 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Man's brain is worms. It's not going anywhere.

22/8/2025, 9:49:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Reading this as I eat half a bag of sour cream and onion chips...is this post coming from inside my house?

22/8/2025, 9:47:26 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Wonder if he will get the ankle monitor removed. He's still not free.

22/8/2025, 9:45:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd love to come across one of these. Thanks for sharing your talent and bringing joy!

22/8/2025, 5:59:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Game 6

22/8/2025, 4:16:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Cool story…we know already. What we want to hear from you is how you’re going to fight for those that elected you, instead of just re-stating what has already happened.

22/8/2025, 4:15:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

No, not personally. But as a celebrity, she has many, many articles (and videos) circulating that include accounts of her behavior toward others. When it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

21/8/2025, 9:58:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

You've definitely had more than two per month.

21/8/2025, 9:57:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Should someone remind him who cut the funding for mental health in the 1980s?

21/8/2025, 8:32:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Guaranteed you buy a coffee or a beer each month that costs more than this raise and lasts about half of one episode of one show, but you keep clutching your pearls over that $3

21/8/2025, 6:47:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe her not being a very good person had something to do with it.

21/8/2025, 5:58:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks for your replies. Cheers.

20/8/2025, 5:18:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Fair. But there must be someone who is the figurehead when it matters (general election). Who do you see in that role?

19/8/2025, 8:27:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

No, it's not

19/8/2025, 8:18:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

They have so much hate inside them, that eventually they will end up hating each other and destroying their little slice of hell all by themselves.

19/8/2025, 8:14:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

That right there is swagger

19/8/2025, 5:16:06 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Let's call it what it is - false imprisonment. Every person involved in this should be arrested and charged with kidnapping.

19/8/2025, 5:13:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Who is your answer?

19/8/2025, 3:23:47 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s kidnapping, plain and simple. Charge every single one of them with kidnapping.

19/8/2025, 5:32:32 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Both of those men hate him with everything in their souls, and he knows it.

18/8/2025, 7:32:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

All the things the Cankles Cult hates.

18/8/2025, 7:25:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

The E in ESPN stands for Evil

17/8/2025, 6:19:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Clutch your pearls, lil' fella

17/8/2025, 5:49:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Clutch those pearls

17/8/2025, 5:28:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

16/8/2025, 5:18:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

In-n-Out will still make 100 times more than whatever this other company is.

16/8/2025, 1:51:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Daddy's home!

15/8/2025, 8:08:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

A pig calling something else an animal is rich

15/8/2025, 4:39:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Cankles McTacotits will never stay awake that long.

15/8/2025, 3:20:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

He does not deserve the respect of being called 'Mr.'. He is gutter trash incarnate.

14/8/2025, 9:48:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Not the convicted felon(s).

14/8/2025, 8:01:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Data / film room

14/8/2025, 4:15:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Lucky!

13/8/2025, 8:36:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

These horrible people have no shame.

12/8/2025, 3:27:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Dogs generally don't own other dogs.

10/8/2025, 8:23:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Your experience working with LLMs must be incredibly limited, because your argument is incredibly shallow and repeatedly debunked.

10/8/2025, 8:21:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Proving the intellectual divide between the two parties. Democrats KNOW there are Democrats who were a part of this horror, and still want the list released. Republicans only want to protect other Republicans (and themselves) so they want to hide it out of fear and shame.

10/8/2025, 6:00:23 PM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Perfect reply

8/8/2025, 9:08:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

I apologize...that sounded condescending, and not how anyone should be spoken to. Still holds that they're not going to report something negative like that. They're going to reframe it. In any event, enjoy your day, and the season, and again, I apologize for sounding condescending.

7/8/2025, 4:00:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

C’mon man…the NFL isn’t gonna write a story about them signing him because they’re about to release two of their other quarterbacks the coaching staff knows have no shot. Huntley is not going to sign just to be there until the other guys get healthy. He’s there to win a position.

7/8/2025, 3:29:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Go ahead and believe that as long as it makes you feel better.

7/8/2025, 2:01:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

His Depends

7/8/2025, 4:47:48 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Awesome...go Jen!

7/8/2025, 4:45:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

The only reason he is getting this start is they don't want to waste any more time. If he struggles at all, he's gone. They wouldn't have signed Huntley if that were not the case.

6/8/2025, 9:01:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

We know you're lying about this. Smarter people than you have confirmed the deletion. Shame on you.

6/8/2025, 7:11:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Simmer down, lil' fella. You're an angry elf.

5/8/2025, 12:27:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Much easier for an 'incident' to take place

4/8/2025, 8:13:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Explain who 'you people' are, or delete your account.

4/8/2025, 8:12:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

You're right...I misread what you had written and reacted. I apologize. I see now that I was wrong, and do understand what you were getting at. My apologies.

4/8/2025, 2:18:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

He really cooked on that 4 yard dump pass to a wide open receiver against a defense that is playing at 60%

3/8/2025, 9:09:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Doesn't matter who I am. But I am someone who doesn't feel the need to defend a terrible human being, like you do.

3/8/2025, 9:06:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Sit down, lil' fella

3/8/2025, 5:57:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

No one cares what the gold digger thinks

3/8/2025, 5:56:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

This clown had that line on the ready before the interview even started. Because he is, in fact, low IQ, he used it in the wrong spot and wasted it. Bozo.

3/8/2025, 5:53:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

As you offload this thought to the algorithm

3/8/2025, 4:20:05 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

The countdown begins to her being involved in an 'incident' that she does not recover from. Best pay attention to what inmates there get released earlier than they should after said incident.

1/8/2025, 10:42:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly why she was moved. There's soon to be an 'altercation' that will not go in her favor.

1/8/2025, 9:48:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

gasprices.aaa.com?state=US

1/8/2025, 8:40:49 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Fair. My comment wasn't worded correctly. But the point still stands...it was a great strike, but to claim it might be the greatest he's ever seen indicates he doesn't watch many international teams.

1/8/2025, 8:39:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

What misery? What are talking about? Take your meds.

1/8/2025, 8:37:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

If only Micah didn't have so much melanin, Jerry would have paid him already.

1/8/2025, 8:33:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Funny reply from a nine-year old. You, however...

1/8/2025, 3:54:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

I see the clown has submitted his reply. Sit down, lil' fella.

1/8/2025, 3:53:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

I was curious about that...glad you confirmed it!

1/8/2025, 3:48:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Great strike, but you should probably watch some more international action

1/8/2025, 1:47:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Last big time moment he had...

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1/8/2025, 12:18:01 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

The dumbest company

31/7/2025, 10:25:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

Do us a favor and just bounce, then. No need to announce you’re leaving. Just go.

31/7/2025, 3:37:29 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Whisp of Whelm (@erikswartz.bsky.social) reply parent

These concepts are so far above this thing's intelligence it depletes the very limited mental and physical energy it has.

30/7/2025, 11:54:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He IS a predator

29/7/2025, 11:20:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is The Athletic?

29/7/2025, 10:13:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view