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Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a type A highly motivated achiever. So maybe just calm down a bit. *disclaimer* If I'm tweeting, I'm stoned.
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The idea of a quad-tap missile attack on journalists and medical workers, at a hospital, is wild. The fact that there will yet again be no repercussions, continues to disgust people of conscience. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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“Ban phones in schools” My mum was diagnosed with Addison’s disease when I was still in school. The school was across the road from our home, so if if she had a crisis, I would be the one on call to give her life-saving medication. No way you were taking my Phone away from me.
“They cripple the bird‘s wing and then condemn it for not flying as fast as they.” Malcolm X
Oh, by the way, apparently the Rapture is this September 23
Thoughts and prayers and lowered flags don’t cut it. It’s time for Congress to do more to stop senseless mass shootings.
Try getting it out of Velcro straps on...those Amazon knockoff agent vests...
Mkay. I'm in.
What's the plan???
Yeah he's got that border Collie stare mixed with some husky. You are screwed...💕
I'm not worried at all. ...are you?😋🫤
Our family dog was a St Bernard. Dolly. She died when I was 5 and was my first heartbreak.
I'll be right over.
The most important thing about the Cracker Barrel logo is the Epstein Files.
Massive walkout underway at CDC. RFK jr. must resign so that we can be safe.
Is this the modern day version of...I'm being shipped off to France in the morning...? Because it could work
It was kinda tingly too, so that was cool...
teehee *blinkblink*
Well, hello there.
I'm still working on glitter
Jfc...yeah, it's the Paxil
Lynx coach Cheryl Reeve on the Minnesota shooting: "The sad thing is we can't sit here and tell them that help is on the way. Because we're not going to do a damn thing about it."
They are rentals and there is footage of several of them exchanging license plates. I stalk by face not license plates. These fat fuckers are not trained. They make mistakes. I'm not trained...soooo
If a masked guy with no warrant would try to take my girlfriend, I would shoot him no hesitation.
Right in the fucking face.
It’s going to take people in the streets and the numbers that have happened in Eastern Europe. Massive protests.The 2A people I remember bragging about the second amendment on X probably don’t even know that DRUMPF is the one who said in his first term “1st you take the guns.“
Yeah. Mhm. That's a good plan. Mock us...wear your shit stained Calvin's as a mask ...fyi, those Amazon specials "ICE" vests are not bullet proof...and Democrats have guns too. I'm hormonally out of balance and I haven't had coffee yet. Come mock me, mother fuckers. Please.
Councilmember Tim McOsker Los Angeles City Councilmember for the 15th District
70 years ago, on this date, Emmett Till was kidnapped and brutally murdered by white men. His family, including his cousin who was with him at the time, is repeating the train ride he took from Chicago to Mississippi in 1955 to mark the anniversary
Sam Harris' observation hits me the hardest: From now on the world will know that in any four year period the USA could turn on them and negate everything that had it previously stood for. The nation that holds the world's trust will not be this one. I hope the next one builds better guardrails.
Why is everyone "trying" to not notice things...this is the exact part of the WWII movie where you lean over to your friend and whisper, I would never stand by silently... But I actually do get it, because I sound literally insane when I speak out loud...especially here in TN.
Hm. The way you phrased it, it might not have been a proportional response over the span of 35 years... No! Erma! No! No okra is worth lowering your ethical standards! Hold the line, Erma...it's got to be working by now...😋
Which started with 9/11. So I blame Bin Laden.
Exactly. I'm tired of eating my broccoli in order to get dessert. #NoMoreCorpses #NoMoreOldWhiteMen
No dogs were eaten in Springfield Ohio by Haitians.
Thank you!!! I get it, we're Democrats so we vote like we eat our broccoli just so we get dessert...but he's a fucking used car salesman and I don't like his vibe at ALL
Florida bans "The Diary of Anne Frank" in school libraries. Whoever made this decision should have to eat every page of that amazing book, page by page.
He's mine...and Miller too.
Let’s be clear, they aren’t arresting and deporting the criminals, they are detaining the immigrants here LEGALLY, who are following the LEGAL immigration and naturalization processes to become U.S. citizens. Fuck ICE.
Breaking: Kilmar Abrego García has just been detained by ICE after arriving at the agency's Baltimore field office as part of a required check-in, according to his attorney. "The only reason to take him into detention was to punish him."
If they send ANYONE to fucking Uganda I'm gonna spark this shit off myself. Fuck these fucking fuckers. I'm getting inFURIATED
Perhaps Russians like pedophiles better...
May he do so in the company of every single white Republican male in this country...and don't forget the 57% white women who FUCKED us out of an actual President.
These are the stories & opinions that matter , not what garbage mouth Taco clown has to say.
Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
Is this why?? Fucking Mississippi.
Yeah not likely. 35 yrs ago they did something that pissed me off so badly that I am still boycotting them. I can't even remember what but it was most likely something awful and homophobic...odds are...but if they *did*...I would happily eat all the fried okra they have
Fox 17 Nashville reports that Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been released from criminal detention in Tennessee and is on his way home to Maryland. “Today, Kilmar Abrego Garcia is free,” his attorney, @sean-hecker.bsky.social, said in a statement. fox17.com/news/local/k...
BREAKING: Kilmar Abrego has been RELEASED from prison and is headed home to Maryland to be with his family. Judge Xinis has an order in place requiring a 72 hour notice if ICE decides to detain and deport him to a third country. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Can I transfer your life's savings to my bank account, or are you going to be weird about it?
BREAKING: The California Assembly has passed the first of three bills to redraw congressional maps
If they are meal team 6 why are we backing up AT ALL
If I google that name will I cry? He sounds like a dick
Ooooo I loved that show
You forgot "old"...😋. And me fuckin too
“I am Spartacus!”
That's right! #EatShitTarget
What did rfk do now?
BREAKING: California legislature moves Democratic maps forward, Trump is reviewing 55 million visas for potential deportation, Russia strikes a United States company, Trump is patrolling DC, and more. All the news you missed: open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
This lil fucker won't be able to hide forever
Could be the "ass cancer" hex someone I know carefully placed on him... allegedly
Dear Smithsonian.......send your historical records to Canada before they're destroyed.
Alternatively Smithsonian...you could be one of the few, the proud, Resisters...commoners will sing songs of your bravery for generations
They say phones only make us miserable but I just got this news alert and laughed for a solid minute so who is to say
Because you all needed a Turtles meeting... 🤣🤣 #bluesky
Omg....maybe our Zelenskyy is in that meeting!!!
Gavin Newsom responds to Fox's OBSESSION with him
They decided any physical fitness standards would be too woke.
Why wouldn't he speak first? He literally owns us currently
That's right Antelopes! Rise! Rise against the tyranny of carnivorism! Democratize Herbivores!
Mhm. Just sayin
And we need to remember that he gave the green light to all the towns to "break up" the homeless encampments. He funded them ripping up the only possessions of people who are just trying to keep breathing. Once given money and permission, the "removals" are brutal attacks.
One time I had to call a daughter cuz her dad was screaming in pain constantly and was trying to die. The daughter quietly explained that she and her sister would not be coming. For reasons that were valid and private. But there is a quiet poem in his death from gangrene of the dick.
Awww I was hoping for more cooking...
Armed Trump administration agents wearing masks just showed up outside of Gavin Newsom’s press conference. This is what rising fascism looks like.
If he handles this right I might try to trust him a little. But it's going to take quite a bit. Existing Democrats are not doing anything effective to combat this scourge. But continue to collect their pay and healthcare...while I run out of food the last two days before payday
my only parenting advice is to get your kids to do their own laundry as soon as possible.
And when they move out, do NOT believe them that they can't remember how. My son can't recall how to cook a chicken all the sudden despite cooking dinners on his own for the house 4-5 times a week.
Lol. My dad was so horrific at the hospital that I ended up having to send muffin baskets to the nurses. The card read, " I'm so sorry you had to meet my dad. But only a little. You had it for a week, I had it for 17 years before my great escape"
My dad actually taught gym in middle school. So I went to high school with all his old students. Wanna come over tonight? ...I dunno...is your dad gonna be there? ...well, I mean, he kinda lives here... ...so no then.
Mine are all gone. I obviously didn't feel much when my dad died. So I was comPLETELY unprepared for actual grief when my mom died 2 yrs ago. This has been real fun. Crying anytime it's quiet around me kinda fun...and now, when my mind is at its worst? ...fascism. great...
S'arright. I came back the next year and put my own ass thru school. Fuck these fuckers
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Holy fuck. I remember sitting in financial aid office...the lady got off the phone with my dad and she was kinda misty-eyed. She just said, why don't you come back next year... It took me a few days to piece it together...(Undiagnosed, obviously)
I'm so sorry! But also so happy to meet you because when you tell that story at a party everybody just stares at you uncomfortably.
Oooo...could this work? What if I sued him? Or yannow, anybody else with some extra money...
Also fact: Sean Duffy was the worst kid on the worst season of Real World.
zohran mamdani is daring to do what no other candidate has ever done: to break the 218 years record of bad mayors in new york city
He also "couldn't" get into the Library of Congress...until he did. It's time to start stomping on some roaches
The simplest way to decrease your carbon footprint is to eat the rich
He’s giving Putin Alaska.
That has got to be the very last straw...right? Is it time? Can we goooo?
Still dunking folks in ponds in the middle of the night?
Fr David Gierlach.
I follow you on everything I can! You absolutely rock
You have to actually read the book to understand how warped the logic is
Who's his mother?
Wadda fucking liar