CREEPY! I keep expecting a lizard's tongue to come slithering out of his mouth.
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CREEPY! I keep expecting a lizard's tongue to come slithering out of his mouth.
Ladies and gentlemen, the White House press corp.
So. Nutnick, if you're a thoroughly honorable man, then comply with my request to go to hell.
I settled 11.
," said the atrocious person.
Miss Leavitt, if you want to get into heaven you should live by Jesus' teachings. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Gross and pathetic.
Shithead.
Are the dead people in the room with you now?
I could never be a Trump lackie and stand there with a straight face. This would be a hilarious sitcom if it wasn't reality.
"A visual person"-Watches TV all day long.
It's beef tallow mixed with unpasteurized milk.
"Big strong numbers. Huge numbers like no one has ever seen before. A big burly man, with tears in his eyes came up to me and said, 'Sir, how do you do it? How do you come up with such amazing numbers?' And I said, 'I use this magic Sharpie!'"
GDP increased by 1,700%.
Maybe you could buy some North Koreans.
Uh, no.
Nothing to see here. Just another Republican imbecile.
Gross.
Sir, you are God's Chosen One. Prove it to the non-believers and jump!
"Can you step a little closer Sir, so I can get a better picture? Closer, closer..."
That's a sweetheart deal. I'm gonna go to as many doctors as I can and get as many prescriptions as I can.
And how many millions did we spend on this shit?
God help you.
He likes it only as an idea.
Donald is becoming a prolific letter writer.
Donald's incredible strength comes from the naps he takes whenever he's in a meeting.
The spaceship named Bullshit has liftoff.
I remember him stopping the Boer War.
," he said with a golf club in his hand.
A real reporter would ask, "What do the doctored files show?"
And the FBI planted those classified documents and, and....
Hey world, I didn't vote for this MF!
Our "good health" leader.
A Mar-a-Netanyahu?
"Food capable of lifting its own weight in, uh, other food. And if the people can get to this very strong food, some people are saying it's the strongest food ever, without getting shot or blown up, they can have all the strong food they want."
I'll contribute to building 9 more.
Mike Johnson: Porn: Not OK. Pedophiles: AOK.
Mike Johnson: Evil with eyeglasses.
Barrack Obama did it, or maybe Joe Biden.
The answer is: Yes. Next question: Do I watch CBS or ABC news anymore? No.
Human autopen.
America invented Donald Trump. Now it's Shit.
This very moment...in the Twilight Zone.
Thank you for your attention to this bullshit.
How about holding your breath until they lower their prices?
Short talk.
Just escaped from the White House Insane Asylum.
May God have mercy on Mike Johnson's soul, if he has one.
Because...
The Trump Rash causes painful itching for which there is no cure.
Don't tell me that's a real human.
Need more time to redact all mentions of Donald?
You can run but you can't hide.
Didn't age well.
Working hard doubling up on golf time?
"Instinct" is the fail-safe word for someone too stupid and lazy to learn the facts needed to make an intelligent decision.
Trying to push his most delusional supporters to an even more extreme leader?
"And they watch these big metallic things that fly around in the sky. I don't know what you call them."
Ha, ha. Someone who doesn't read writes a book! Only in America!
"Unilateral deals" that don't require the consent of the other party. Genius. I would never have thought of that.
Fun fact: If Donald still owned casinos, that would not have been in the bill.
Key question: Would child molestation be a bridge too far, a red line that even the Chosen One cannot cross?
World here. She's fucking crazy.
Unbelievable...except to a Trump supporter. Has it dawned upon any of them yet why he's so adamant about shutting the Epstein thing down and if the file is damning will they say it's ok because he's the Chosen One?
He seems to be demeaning his own supporters who are already perfectly capable of self demeanation.
Did they overnight all these tariff letters or did they go out by snail mail? Does he need to extend the delay for implementing his tariffs to allow time for letter delivery?
He must have a photo of Biden riding into Ukraine in a tank.
This must have been some devil-god.
This must have been some devil-god.
...or none.
When can I expect my first check? Do you need my address?
"Look over there! A squirrel!"
From someone who looks and sounds like he's about to keel over.
Wait a second, let me check my calendar...No, the Summer of Love was 1967. He's got Biden confused with Lyndon Johnson.
Looks like death bronzed over
What the fuck is the purpose of whatever the fuck these worthless fuck offs are doing in this clip?
Please bring him back to the home now.
Is he talking about climate change?
He's the Ghost of Deficits Past.
In this case, the deficit has scored more points.
Freudian slip.
There will be a lot of "focusing on the future" during Trump 2.
The Trump administration lie?!
Yet Donald still does everything he can to help Putin, hoping that one day Vladimir will return his love.
"Gold leaf for me, no health care for the."
Dementia in action.
Dementia in action.
Spoken like a true loser.
I am one of the people that don't understand what the fuck you're talking about-often.
Republicans include golf and watching TV within the definition of "work," at least as far as they're concerned.
How bout a Big Mac in the shape of a Noble Peace Prize?
Empty out the nursing homes and put them out in the fields!
That makeup. Why doesn't he just wear a Mardi Gras mask to these meetings.
Next up: 90 letters in 90 days.
It's a concept of a framework of a plan of some kind.
How can she say that with a straight face? Is she hypnotized? Drugged?
Wait, I thought that the GOP was God's chosen people. Why didn't God tell his chosen avatar on earth, Donald Trump, that this was going to happen?
The first of many natural disasters we will not be prepared for.
Let me guess. Was Donald on the list?
Donald should write a nasty letter to the penguins on that island.