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Schindermania

@eschinderman.bsky.social

Artist, writer, curator, raconteur Lover of books, stitching, storytelling, music, magic… and bananas. Scared but hopeful. No DMs, dating, solicitations, or crypto.

created November 15, 2024

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#dailybanana

A restaurant in Manhattan on 1st Ave. called, “Bananas.” There is a clear lucite box above the door and running horizontally above the front window, filled with plastic bananas, piled strategically to display the street address, “174 First Avenue.”
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#dailybanana

A 70s ad for banana cream pie ice cream. In the right hand corner a gorilla is the target is a cream pie, flying toward it. The gorilla is saying, “ask for a taste spoon.”
1/9/2025, 2:45:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's already a "Holy Land Experience," Theme park just down the street!

31/8/2025, 5:50:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it's a fabulous tour!

31/8/2025, 5:49:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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gods i hope that's true

31/8/2025, 5:47:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#dailybanana

Photos of Shohei Ohtani, a baseball player. The copy reads: After Shohei Ohtani left the mound with cramps in his outing against the Cincinnati Reds last week, he was able to prepare for his stellar outing against the Cardinals by eating 3 bananas. Monkey never cramps. Because monkey every day bananas.
31/8/2025, 12:05:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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well it's the nytimes, the paper we've grown to distrust. sigh.

31/8/2025, 11:52:51 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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happy birthday!

30/8/2025, 10:46:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it's a banana that's bigger on the inside!

30/8/2025, 10:44:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Frankat says happy Caturday!

A grey and why cat patiently waits for pets. He gets them.
30/8/2025, 9:51:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephen Boisvert 🇨🇦 (@srboisvert.bsky.social) reposted

They've mad a banana dalek!

30/8/2025, 5:49:02 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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#dailybanana

The front of a box of banana frosted flakes. I’m not sure what year this is from. It sounds pretty scary. It has a picture of Tony the Tiger wearing a hat of woven leaves with a bunch of bananas over his shoulder. Apparently it was fortified with eight of essential vitamins and iron. Also, you can save $.10 with the coupon inside.
30/8/2025, 3:38:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#dailybanana

A fabulous tissue box in the shape of a chubby banana. I really want it.
29/8/2025, 5:27:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#dailybanana

The artist, Kelly Hartigan Goldstein stands next to her painting of a half peeled banana.
28/8/2025, 5:05:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐬-𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐨𝐬 (@tales-typos.bsky.social) reposted

“It’s a five alarm fire for democracy in the United States of America.” — Gov Gavin Newsom

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27/8/2025, 11:39:09 PM | 468 154 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣

27/8/2025, 11:19:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bet their morale is at an all time high!

27/8/2025, 4:01:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#dailybanana

A four panel comic strip with two bananas having a conversation. The first panel has a worried banana saying someone stole his credit card. The second panel has the other banana, consoling him that unless someone has his pin, he’ll be OK. The third panel on the bottom left has them both sitting there silently uncomfortable. In the fourth panel, the consoling banana asks, “is it 4011?” to which the concerned banana says, “it’s 4011,” with his hands to his face and his mouth in a grimace.
27/8/2025, 3:53:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy International Dog Day from Brewster and I!

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26/8/2025, 5:58:55 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#dailybanana

It says I test at the top and then there’s a picture of a pink banana. Below that is a color key. Yellow says you are normal. Purple says see a doctor. Red says you need a new watch.
26/8/2025, 5:57:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#dailybannaa

A man stands on the corner, waiting for the light to change. The crosswalk is strewn with banana peels. The light is neither red or green, it is on banana.
25/8/2025, 5:59:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he's not the problem, but he sure isn't the solution.

24/8/2025, 5:51:15 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#dailybanana

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24/8/2025, 1:59:31 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted

Republicans had a choice: expose child s*x traffickers or protect Trump. They chose Trump. They chose traffickers. They are the party of child s*x trafficking.

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#dailybanana

A piece of copy from Texas News that “Top Banana Next Dallas Musical.”
23/8/2025, 4:12:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BREAKING: The California Assembly has passed the first of three bills to redraw congressional maps

21/8/2025, 7:39:18 PM | 9342 1853 | View on Bluesky | view

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#dailybanana

Linda Evangelista in an AI banana dress and hat.
22/8/2025, 4:26:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ouch. and the movie didn't really help.

21/8/2025, 11:56:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tax wealth not work. Blame the wealthy not the workers!

21/8/2025, 5:19:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#dailybanana

Flava Flav buried up to his neck in bananas, wearing a red hat and a large medallion.
21/8/2025, 1:26:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I forgot about that game!

20/8/2025, 11:40:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😆

20/8/2025, 5:30:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh no. loved it as a kid but too sweet. if you're getting a dr. brown's soda, it's all about the black cherry!

20/8/2025, 5:30:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We sure do.

20/8/2025, 5:29:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#dailybanana

A photograph of a peeled banana with ruler measurements drawn on, inches, quarter inches, half inches, as though it were a ruler itself.
20/8/2025, 5:09:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith.com) reposted

Hey I don't want to accidentally blow up society or anything but I just paid a "processing fee" I know that's grandfathered in, but like, we have computers now What uhh what is the additional processing that is happening and why does your computer need a little extra money to do it

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#dailybanana

An “open” banana peel with a banana yellow lipstick coming out of it.
19/8/2025, 5:50:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absolutely! 🤣

18/8/2025, 5:28:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#dailybanana

Fozzy bear, in his press hat, sits at a desk. In one hand he has glasses with a Groucho mustache and nose. In the other, bananas.
18/8/2025, 3:56:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Representation matters!!!

18/8/2025, 4:10:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tax the Wealthy, Not the Workers!!

18/8/2025, 4:08:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So good

18/8/2025, 1:14:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What Brian said!

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17/8/2025, 6:10:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#dailybanana

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17/8/2025, 1:16:08 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There’s already been an uptick and people who are declining to sign up again. I bet we’ll start to see defections.

16/8/2025, 9:34:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, I don’t think he should be our nomination. He’s a total snake oil salesman who immediately turned around and started selling out trans kids when Trump got into office. But I think that as long as he’s leading the charge to get rid of Trump, let’s get behind him.

16/8/2025, 9:32:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's leading the charge at the moment. We have to use him, not the other way around. Let's get the fascist out, then deal with our dislike of snake oil salesman Newsome.

16/8/2025, 7:54:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#dailybanana

On a New York subway car, people read newspapers and magazines. In the middle of the car, lying across the width of it, is a giant banana.
16/8/2025, 5:03:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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best hurricane post.

15/8/2025, 8:12:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schindermania (@eschinderman.bsky.social) reply parent

And knowing his weaknesses are very important but again in this moment, we need to make coalitions with people that we wouldn’t normally wanna work with. Anybody who wants to defeat Trump I am willing to work with and we can figure it out afterwards. Newsom is gross. Trump is evil.

15/8/2025, 4:27:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh. Okay. Good to know. Thanks.

15/8/2025, 4:26:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#dailybanana

A banana with a creepy doll face sticking out of an opening in the peel.
15/8/2025, 4:24:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, 100% he is another snake oil salesman. But in this moment, he’s actually fighting and nobody is gonna pass the purity test. Let’s get the fascist out and then deal with our dislike of Newsome.

15/8/2025, 5:59:49 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good

15/8/2025, 1:15:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No. They never were and as of now, never will.

14/8/2025, 7:41:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even if they didn’t, they won’t.

14/8/2025, 7:40:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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but they should.

14/8/2025, 5:45:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh Costco... you were doing so well at standing up to all of this.

14/8/2025, 5:43:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s great. Are the police gonna stop working with ice?

14/8/2025, 4:51:24 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#dailybanana

A translucent banana, just yellow at the edges, filled with water.
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100%

14/8/2025, 4:50:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We can bitch about him and still appreciate the way he’s handling this moment.

14/8/2025, 6:16:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ew

13/8/2025, 5:43:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#dailybanana

A photo of a woman’s face with very red lips, painted yellow, peeping out from within a large bunch of bananas.
13/8/2025, 4:41:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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true...

13/8/2025, 12:04:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Isn’t that illegal without a quorum?

12/8/2025, 6:17:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Liz (or Lizzie) Kim 김혜성 💫 (@liz.sheshed.rocks) reposted

How to fight racism and how to be an ally. We must call it out whenever and wherever we see it. Don’t be a silent bystander. You are then helping the oppressors. We need to call out our own people as well. It’s a part of the package. You have your assignments. 💙

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#dailybanana

Photograph of Jeff Buckley, wearing a gold sequin jacket and a white T-shirt, holding a microphone in one hand in a banana and the other.
12/8/2025, 4:41:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do something nice for you, now.

11/8/2025, 7:37:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Marriages didn’t work 25 years ago. Otherwise Gen X would’ve had parents around. We just had to figure stuff out for ourselves; a lot of us still are.

11/8/2025, 7:36:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fascist regimes never last.

11/8/2025, 5:56:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#dailybanana

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Profile picture Mark York (@yorksterbad.bsky.social) reposted

The most critical thing about Trump’s plans to deploy up to 1,000 National Guard troops to Washington, D.C., is that he IS, in fact, mentioned NUMEROUS times in the fuckin’ Epstein files.

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Which is amazing because they’re not realizing that Manhattan is a city of wealth. New York is cool, but it used to be varied and now it is just millionaires (and billionaires) who need to be taxed more.

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#dailybanana

A wall full of banana art in the center is just a terrifying banana with a face and arms that are just too human. It’s really creepy.
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#dailybanana

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Beach day!

A perfect puggle, on a green beach towel, very happy to be at the beach.
10/8/2025, 2:35:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And his vest. 🔥🔥🔥

9/8/2025, 4:49:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck her, too.

9/8/2025, 1:25:00 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#dailybanana

On a pink background, a banana painted black with yellow left unpainted, in relief.
8/8/2025, 4:12:01 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Zing! POW!

8/8/2025, 4:11:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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from your mouth to gods' ears

8/8/2025, 4:00:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hear you

7/8/2025, 10:10:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What if we all join and take it down from the inside?

7/8/2025, 10:09:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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took out the audiobook on Libby. Thanks for the rec.

7/8/2025, 5:57:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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remember when the times was the paper of note?

7/8/2025, 5:55:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and they already had their childhood disrupted by the pandemic.

7/8/2025, 5:55:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#dailybanana

A pink furry banana with a pink background
7/8/2025, 4:13:40 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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don't forget Cheryl Hines (shudder).

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Ooh how about the many swatch faces!!

6/8/2025, 2:32:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope the whole time they had to do this they wrote writing this memo as one of those five things.

6/8/2025, 2:31:01 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#dailybanana

A vintage banana shaped harmonica and its original box. On the harmonica, banana are printed the words, “ banana band, sweet music.” There’s a symbol between the words, sweet and band and some more words, but unfortunately, no matter how much I push in they distort and I cannot tell you what that says, but it’s fantastic overall. The lid of the original cardboard box sits behind it with a picture of the banana harmonica on a field of blue
6/8/2025, 2:30:28 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep. On heat pad now because, what did I do to my back last night??

6/8/2025, 2:28:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I empathize; I hurt myself while sleeping way too often.

6/8/2025, 5:45:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not a big fan of Mayor Bass, but LAFH is a GREAT organization (I'm biased, I volunteer at the women's facility on weekends), and there are so many ways to get involved! And you can volunteer occasionally; it doesn't have to be a huge commitment! Check out their website!! lafh.org

5/8/2025, 7:18:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#booksky #garystevens

5/8/2025, 1:48:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Highly recommend both book and weekly episodes. What he’s specifically speaking on is uk politics and economics, but as he says, it applies to the US and other countries as well. He’s anti-oligarchy and pro-labor and smart and funny.

5/8/2025, 1:47:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Currently listening to: The Trading Game by Gary Stevenson of Gary’s Economics on YouTube. He’s great. The book is a blast! How he made it as a trader and what it was really like. The YouTube is promoting messages like Tax Wealth not Work.

Screen shot of my listening progress of “The Trading Game,” by Gary Stevenson.
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#dailybanana

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