Stephen Williams

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Got this on vinyl. Saw them live in 2011. You're right. It's a crazy cover for a soft rock album.

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Absolutely brilliant film. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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My wife can and does!

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Being wheelchair bound doesn't make him any less of a cunt.

Stephen Williams (@essdeedoubleyou.bsky.social) reply parent

It is indeed he, the hero we need in these troubled times.

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Semantics.

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Post referred to UK and Australia.

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Can you livestream audio and video yet?

Stephen Williams (@essdeedoubleyou.bsky.social) reply parent

Australia doesn't have a northern border. We have a coastline.

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Live footage of me as I continue to go above and beyond for all and sundry today.

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Should have chinned the stupid old prick.

Stephen Williams (@essdeedoubleyou.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, your country is beyond help then.

Stephen Williams (@essdeedoubleyou.bsky.social) reply parent

You'll get no argument from me. Still our go to for just about family celebration.

Stephen Williams (@essdeedoubleyou.bsky.social) reply parent

Thoughts and prayers? These poor kids were murdered while they were praying. America is utterly broken.

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Just don't call him Lebanese.

Stephen Williams (@essdeedoubleyou.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks mate. Our little present to ourselves after a very trying couple of years.

Stephen Williams (@essdeedoubleyou.bsky.social)

Nothing like a brand new caravan to cheer one up on a rainy day. #Jayco #Wren #VanLife

Stephen Williams (@essdeedoubleyou.bsky.social)

I know this is AI but I don't care. Strap in everybody and get ready to....

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I've worked in too many places like this. If you're not one of the chosen few or you don't toe the company line to the letter you just don't get anywhere.

Stephen Williams (@essdeedoubleyou.bsky.social) reply parent

Or the 1974 Chrysler Cordoba with "rich Corinthian Leather".

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Pay that!

Stephen Williams (@essdeedoubleyou.bsky.social) reply parent

These sov-cit fuckwits should be designated as public nuisances at the very least. As for this cunt, as soon as they have a clear shot they'll need to take it.

Stephen Williams (@essdeedoubleyou.bsky.social) reply parent

I go with Bencheeto Assholini

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"Say no more!"

Stephen Williams (@essdeedoubleyou.bsky.social) reply parent

I think your watch is trolling you.

Stephen Williams (@essdeedoubleyou.bsky.social) reply parent

Has Posse Comitatus been repealed or ignored?

Stephen Williams (@essdeedoubleyou.bsky.social) reply parent

Snoop Dogg would beg to differ.

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So far he's gone back for his hat, coat and scarf. What's next?

Stephen Williams (@essdeedoubleyou.bsky.social) reply parent

Ironic, given that he's a 200 year old vampire.

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Tragic news.

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Very nice 👍🙂

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You might need a bit more choke mate!

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Agreed. I think she has always been a little underrated as an actor to be honest.

Stephen Williams (@essdeedoubleyou.bsky.social) reply parent

And Natalie Portman is just extraordinary for one so young. It's still quite possibly her best performance, taking nothing away from her subsequent career.

Stephen Williams (@essdeedoubleyou.bsky.social)

A bit dark I know but it's as good a quote as any for how I've been feeling and how I've been treated by certain people of late.

Stephen Williams (@essdeedoubleyou.bsky.social) reply parent

Great news Ian! Looking good but sounding a bit breathless. Don't overdo it old chum. Just ease back into things.

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In admiration one hopes!

Stephen Williams (@essdeedoubleyou.bsky.social) reply parent

They don't call you the Shakespeare of Dubbo for nothing.

Stephen Williams (@essdeedoubleyou.bsky.social) reply parent

I've travelled on Swiss rail between Basel and Zurich and it was decades ahead of anything we have here in Australia and that was in 2000!

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Followed!

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Not the worst scenario I've ever heard if I'm honest. 🥂

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One of my favourites.

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I'm addicted to the world as seen through her eyes!

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The wisdom of Philomena knows no bounds.

Stephen Williams (@essdeedoubleyou.bsky.social)

RIP David Stratton. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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Very good sir. As an ELP fan I chortled.

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Oyster Jam

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Nine Millimetre Tacks

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I hereby propose that Friday night drinks should commence on the previous Sunday.

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All the other stuff is great but the VW camper is the most noble pursuit of all sir! Followed.

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Craig Ferguson.

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I've never "got" Tim Minchin. I don't find him amusing in the slightest.

✨steph ✨🏳️‍🌈 (@iridescentdreams.bsky.social) reposted

Every day my joints are shocked and disgusted that I would use them for their intended purpose.

Stephen Williams (@essdeedoubleyou.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, mine are like "How dare you!"

Stephen Williams (@essdeedoubleyou.bsky.social) reply parent

Take your time K. Learn to love and trust again and the acceptance will come. After what you've been through it might seem too good to be true but let it play out as it will. 💕💕💕

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The discovery process alone would be worth it.

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In 2025? Fuck me, and people have the temerity to say Australia is not a racist country underneath the thin veneer of multiculturalism.

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Stephen Williams (@essdeedoubleyou.bsky.social)

Pink trees.

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It's such a nice night. Took my daughter into town so that she could take some shots for a school assignment. Could not have chosen a better evening.

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Melbourne by night.

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In deep shit?

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"In the plums!"

Stephen Williams (@essdeedoubleyou.bsky.social) reply parent

You're in good hands mate. All the best for a speedy and complete recovery.

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Stephen Williams (@essdeedoubleyou.bsky.social)

Any song can only benefit from being run through the McDonaldizer. Mine is set on maximum Doobie.

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Authentic frontier gibberish?

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He looks like Caitlyn Jenner.

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Couldn't they moooove over?

Stephen Williams (@essdeedoubleyou.bsky.social)

I think everyone in Hawaii will be safe. Trump has apparently imposed a blanket 20 per cent tariff on all tsunamis impacting the coastline.

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I'm amazed that they let him speak in public on the record anymore but I hope they let him continue.

Stephen Williams (@essdeedoubleyou.bsky.social) reply parent

You do go above and beyond the call.

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Jesus H. Christ mate! I hope you're as ok as you can be under the circumstances. That looks nasty.

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Power out. Power back on. Now power out again. FFS.

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I'm being told that's the SS Minnow.

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Scunner is just the most magnificent insult.

Stephen Williams (@essdeedoubleyou.bsky.social) reply parent

The very notion of "United States" has been and always will be a huge misnomer.

Stephen Williams (@essdeedoubleyou.bsky.social) reply parent

So Maxwell is in prison because it's all a hoax?

Stephen Williams (@essdeedoubleyou.bsky.social) reply parent

One can only hope that it is the legend that is Gheorghe Zamfir, the master of the pan pipes.

One Angry Eyebrow… (@oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social) reposted

Still the best gorilla joke 128 years later:

Stephen Williams (@essdeedoubleyou.bsky.social) reply parent

That sounded sweet off the bat.

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Is he deep in despair or just fucking disgusted?