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Eternal Cat War

@eternalcatwar.bsky.social

poster Internet Himbo, biomedical R&D consultant, cat dad, IDIC šŸ–– , staunch trans rights defender šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø do not step to me re: covid unless you have had more than three (3) therapeutics EUA’d by the FDA, seriously shut the fuck up

created December 2, 2023

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Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

you are far from alone in this

2/9/2025, 8:27:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

Aaaah!

2/9/2025, 7:25:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill McKay (@mckay4senate.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

BlueSky Users Against the War "No Venezuelan ever called me cringe"

2/9/2025, 2:10:36 AM | 118 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

like 10 years ago my work bestie was a fortran developer and every time I messaged her she’d reply in all caps and go SORRY

2/9/2025, 4:22:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

One of the fun things in my field that is extremely complimentary for people in my age bracket is knowing older programming languages and the idiosyncratic bullshit that comes with it

2/9/2025, 4:09:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

I am unfamiliar with your air fryer tofu game, respekt

2/9/2025, 4:07:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

Res Dogs was a gift

2/9/2025, 4:06:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karen Dalton Beninato 🐦 (@kbeninato.bsky.social) reposted

It's meeeeee. Dooonaaalldddddddd.

2/9/2025, 4:05:16 AM | 85 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

Lathe of Heaven

2/9/2025, 4:05:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

the anticipation builds

2/9/2025, 4:04:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

I say go for it, this is a buldak-positive account

2/9/2025, 4:04:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

To reasons I still don’t understand despite multiple meetings with SWEs from the vendor, there are some use cases I’ve seen that only work with a deprecated version, it’s so fucked up

2/9/2025, 4:03:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

the doorway to valhalla has opened if you got an egg and some kimchi lying around now is the time

2/9/2025, 4:02:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

I am not sure but there’s some really weird compatibility issues I still run into that make me think it’s possibly the reason why

2/9/2025, 4:00:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture elle 🐱 (@ellebae.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

everyone who is treating unblur like science really needs to look at "white unblurred obama" again

original portrait shot of Barack Obama, highly pixelated on left. Unblurred version on right looks like a white guy with tan ski
1/9/2025, 4:38:22 PM | 2332 570 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

what could go wrong?

2/9/2025, 3:57:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

like 70% of the control software I use for work has some godawful .net dependency, it is the worrrrrst

2/9/2025, 3:55:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

slop enjoyer@slop.guru.3m at 2pm tomorrow the president will share his tier rankings of rory gilmore's boyfriends in gilmore girls from the rose garden 1 1 • 11 ā‘  ... Return of the Cmonmac... @cmon... • 22s Trumps announcement tomorrow will be a list of the cities he is sending the national guard to and the date 3 ..
2/9/2025, 3:54:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

My 9-5 is with a company headquartered outside of Portland and goddamn I have a great time every time I’m there, I’ve never fell for an MSA that quickly

2/9/2025, 3:50:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

Next time I’m in Portland I’m getting the gang Sea Dogs tickets, love AA ball

2/9/2025, 3:48:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah the more I learn about this guy the more I like, especially now that I have learned more about Mainers

2/9/2025, 3:47:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CRIMINAL SIMPSONS (@criminalsimpsons.com) reposted

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2/9/2025, 3:38:30 AM | 2411 378 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

I can certainly think of one that the planet will be better off without

2/9/2025, 3:43:43 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

fuuuuuuck

2/9/2025, 3:23:15 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wajahat Ali (@wajali.bsky.social) reposted

More framing like this, please www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/u...

2/9/2025, 2:02:11 AM | 3309 869 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

slop enjoyer@slop.guru.3m at 2pm tomorrow the president will share his tier rankings of rory gilmore's boyfriends in gilmore girls from the rose garden 1 1 • 11 ā‘  ... Return of the Cmonmac... @cmon... • 22s Trumps announcement tomorrow will be a list of the cities he is sending the national guard to and the date 3 ..
2/9/2025, 3:18:58 AM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

hahaha check out his follows, fantastic

2/9/2025, 3:03:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

ā€œI have Filet O’ Fish-based glioblastoma, please keep my family in your McPrayers, thank you for your attention to this message!ā€

2/9/2025, 2:37:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

Barron? He’s good at Cyber

2/9/2025, 2:36:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

for days

2/9/2025, 2:35:31 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

eternal sentiment

2/9/2025, 2:34:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Novak (@paleofuture.bsky.social) reposted

The cool thing about a White House announcement these days is that it’s either they took the woke out of Cheetos or we just invaded Venezuela. No in between. I’d love to hear something about Trump more directly but I’m convinced the news we’re all waiting for will just happen without warning.

2/9/2025, 2:21:00 AM | 485 70 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cooper Lund (@cooperlund.online) reposted

Jesus Christ

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2/9/2025, 2:31:22 AM | 2263 451 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

There is currently a Troma movie in theaters right now, what a time to be alive

2/9/2025, 2:32:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

oooh sleepy babey

2/9/2025, 2:23:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social)

AI trump saying he’s in heaven and has fulfilled his wish in making america great

2/9/2025, 2:21:34 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

my GC told us if he bid my project now as opposed to last year it’d be roughly 90% more

2/9/2025, 12:37:59 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned Resnikoff (@resnikoff.bsky.social) reposted

Weird, putting tariffs on construction materials and throwing day laborers in concentration camps should have solved the supply problem by now

1/9/2025, 5:06:18 PM | 2450 601 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

I was amazed at how shitty the mileage is

2/9/2025, 12:33:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture luke steuber (@lukesteuber.com) reposted reply parent

You get an NFT for your house

Most controversially, the 38-page plan suggests what it calls
1/9/2025, 5:24:36 PM | 150 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social)

Joining the war on Ms. Rachel on the side of Ms. Rachel

2/9/2025, 12:15:45 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

just frantically injecting him with child blood and ivermectin

1/9/2025, 11:51:57 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

I was in a rush and went there once and idk if it was the homophobia or what but man it messed up my guts real good as a spicy chicken sandwich enjoyer this is not a common occurrence

1/9/2025, 11:51:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

in that amount of time you can probably walk to the Shelter Island one, get a table, and go through two bowls of white sauce

1/9/2025, 11:28:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

I miss having one of those so close, I think I still have a gift card

1/9/2025, 11:26:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture demon core vidal @ PAX west (@regretagarbo.rip) reposted

trump in the recent photo where he looks like he is wearing a mask of his own face. ā€œTHERE’S TOO MUCH FUCKING SHIT ON MEā€ is typed at the bottom
1/9/2025, 7:48:04 PM | 97 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

there are Yelp reviews from a month ago! also Miguel’s and the Brig are across the street, like come on

1/9/2025, 11:24:49 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted

A screenshot of a post on X. It's a double quote tweet. The original post is a photo of bacon in a frying pan and the caption says,
1/9/2025, 11:16:00 PM | 31827 3850 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

the waterfront one? it’s so baffling it still exists

1/9/2025, 11:17:10 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jjinandtonic (@jjinandtonic.bsky.social) reposted

3 kingdoms themed collectable: the Lububu

1/9/2025, 10:48:57 PM | 12 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

it’s me hi

1/9/2025, 10:50:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

what the fuck does that even mean

1/9/2025, 10:45:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

lol way to block me for quoting your own post gender essentialists stay losing

1/9/2025, 10:43:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

bsky.app/profile/anch...

1/9/2025, 10:40:20 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

did you stop being a woman after menopause?

1/9/2025, 10:37:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

lol did you just prove their point

1/9/2025, 10:33:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches (@riothobbit.bsky.social) reposted

dudes, if you want to hit, you need to carefully prepare a dance floor and turn up the hype. You see a shorty, fold your black feather cape and blue-green chest feather shield upward and spread it wide, transforming into a spectacular ellipse-shaped creature that hops in frantic circles around her.

1/9/2025, 10:02:03 PM | 32 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ITYSL memes šŸ’¦šŸ„© (@ityslmemes.com) reposted

1/9/2025, 9:34:09 PM | 951 168 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schooley (@schooley.bsky.social) reposted

One thing they’ve been very successful at is making it so when sober experts put their careers and reputations on the line to issue grave warnings, it gets mostly a shrug.

1/9/2025, 9:38:27 PM | 975 226 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) reposted

incidence of actual crime has gone down but people hearing about or seeing crime has only gone up, first with television and then with social media, amplified in recent years as the algorithms have been taken over by reactionary oligarchs

1/9/2025, 8:39:50 PM | 218 36 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonathan Cohn (@jonathancohn.bsky.social) reposted

Record-breaking levels of corruption

1/9/2025, 8:41:23 PM | 252 72 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Rothkopf (@djrothkopf.bsky.social) reposted

This. They must go. Removing them must become a top Congressional priority or the deaths they cause will be on the hands of every member of Congress...and lest they think there be no consequences, those deaths will be mounting up by the time of next year's election.

1/9/2025, 12:30:17 PM | 505 200 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD (@elizabethjacobs.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

He demands that Pfizer and other companies show their vaccine data (which he calls drugs) to the CDC to show them how good they are. What does this tell us? That the outrage against RFK Jr. is having an effect and we need to push even harder to force this wedge.

1/9/2025, 3:47:27 PM | 762 110 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alexis simpson (@amutepiggy.bsky.social) reposted

how do i explain to my kids two women being married?? how explain sun go away at night but come back next day? how explain magic rectangle show people talk??? HOW

1/9/2025, 6:19:41 PM | 4257 563 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

wait, some of us are NOT a burnt out gambling addict?

1/9/2025, 8:16:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

Shout out to the twilek cosplayer a few years back that knowingly went to comic con while positive and infected an entire club of stormtroopers

1/9/2025, 8:13:53 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

no! nooo!!!

1/9/2025, 8:07:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

Nate Bronze

1/9/2025, 7:27:04 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

incredible expressions

1/9/2025, 5:08:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Punished Dog With a Gofundme (@muleskinnerpress.net) reposted

One of the funniest things I've ever heard. Every time you ask your coworker what they did this weekend it's something like this.

31/8/2025, 6:36:09 PM | 236 57 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Youngman (@jyoungman.bsky.social) reposted

I don't get how people don't realize that a technology that replaces junior and entry level positions in a field destroys that field. There's no skipping steps. You have to be a junior before you can be a senior, and if you don't have senior people, you don't have a field.

1/9/2025, 4:03:35 AM | 4693 1887 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Rosalie (@erosalie.infoepi.com) reposted

I hope you understand that if you show up at a hospital with an infection no one has ever seen before that the US had somewhere you could call. That place would answer, offer testing you can’t get anywhere else and come visit you to solve if necessary.

1/9/2025, 3:32:54 AM | 2538 625 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

partial airplane mode is killing me

1/9/2025, 8:33:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture apocalypse meow (@jess.shakesess.fyi) reposted

tomorrow šŸ–¤

cartoon lydia deetz holding a spider in her purple garb saying ā€œthe entire month of september is halloween eveā€
31/8/2025, 10:03:09 PM | 2957 1112 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

lol

1/9/2025, 5:34:36 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

certainly working for me rn

1/9/2025, 4:57:14 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

they will only have to flare even more

1/9/2025, 4:31:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

running in JNCOs just feels dangerouns

1/9/2025, 4:26:08 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Catherine Rampell (@crampell.bsky.social) reposted

As a friend recently put it: the venn diagram of people who assured us the gun violence was worth it because we need the guns to protect ourselves against a tyrannical federal government and the people cheering on Trump as he deploys the military to take over American cities is a circle

31/8/2025, 11:22:33 PM | 3292 839 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

update: I can stream this on Hoopla with my library card hell yeah

1/9/2025, 4:14:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

holy fuck I need to watch this

1/9/2025, 4:13:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

dude’s what, 79? his brain has been aggressively leaking and he’s got pretty severe bruising and edema

1/9/2025, 4:08:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted reply parent

a bunch of you really believe that trump is the unstoppable god king who can do whatever he declares and it is dumb as hell

31/8/2025, 1:25:33 PM | 3677 388 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture public health guy (@publichealthguy1.bsky.social) reposted

wow

31/8/2025, 7:50:43 PM | 4066 1238 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

EGOD

1/9/2025, 12:09:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua Erlich (@joshuaerlich.bsky.social) reposted

considering republicans are trying to traffic children literally as we speak, ā€œwe will protect your children from republicansā€ is a broadly applicable goal that seems easy to sell but i guess we don’t talk about child safety at the kitchen table?

31/8/2025, 10:34:40 PM | 2456 568 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re probably right.

31/8/2025, 10:40:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

people using LinkedIn for anything outside of work is so out-of-pocket

31/8/2025, 10:38:57 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Keiper (@adamkeiper.com) reposted

NEW: "Long the envy of the world…the CDC finds itself no longer able to advocate for what its scientists believe the best available research shows….The agency has since January shed literally centuries' worth of collective experience through a combination of firings, retirements, and resignations."

31/8/2025, 3:03:41 PM | 736 345 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

ā€œthis camera is Hamasā€ *triple taps hospital*

31/8/2025, 10:36:58 PM | 34 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

remember when the IDF gunned down 3 obvious hostages and then went ā€œwell gee shucks I don’t knowā€ they don’t give a fuuuuuck about hostages

31/8/2025, 10:33:44 PM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

either way, tastes good

31/8/2025, 10:31:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

hahahahahhahaha what

31/8/2025, 10:30:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

showing off the forearms will do that

31/8/2025, 10:21:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan O’Sullivan (@osullyville.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Oh no. Oh no.

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31/8/2025, 9:42:15 PM | 234 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

Mikey Ragu? get oudda heah

31/8/2025, 9:35:54 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner.bsky.social) reposted

Anna has had excellent coverage of this developing case in which the Trump administration tried to use the holiday weekend to secretly and illegally deport children.

31/8/2025, 9:33:20 PM | 3221 1161 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social) reply parent

and nothing of value was lost

31/8/2025, 9:06:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Cat War (@eternalcatwar.bsky.social)

Still cannot get over his name

31/8/2025, 8:56:00 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view