Booshy indies! Do you know their given names?
I'm an outline of a hummingbird in white. My friend watches me from the picture behind. She is a tiny albino giraffe on red stained cement. 8 empty wooden chairs half circle her. She is pink, suffused with blood.
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Booshy indies! Do you know their given names?
There should be a limit. No more than 1 reason at a time maybe. And none of that "you're funnier than me" shit, that's a given.
They made him walk back from hell too. Dad's pissed.
“Bake me a cake as fast as you can” is an unhinged demand.
They're the only ones who can. They haven't learned how to time yet. Sad about the Hansel and Gretel effect.
You write the best practices book and I'll invest in pepper stocks
If you save your sneeze till you have one of those shuddery peegasms your brain will take an x-ray screenshot of your naughty bits
My hidden heart. Also drugs. Ooh and a raven.
I know the spicier ones are pretty good for keeping food edible. Anything that makes the biome untenable. That link said they recognize over 100 in common use I think. My memory isn't so don't quote me on that.
I prefer to post briefly on things I know enough about to sound convincing. Am I a crepidarian or just a reply guy
They can do a lot with prosthetic effects. Has anybody ever seen them both at the same time?
Everything reminds me of her
Hell is so very far away. It took a while to get back.
*checks for virality* *waits 900 seconds and tries to call in sick* *berates capitalism*
I'm guessing that's what the 3rd spice was too. Holdovers from before refrigeraration : )
I'm amazed nobody mentioned this. They're both antimicrobial. The piperene in pepper is particularly potent. And everybody knows how well salt works for preservation. pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
Gourmet s'mores with a hint of smoky flavor like a dead raccoon la croix
We need a bluesky competion with awards in different shitposting categories. You've already won photoshop. Beetlebat Manjuice is my favorite so far
Yeah that man can drink a semi under the table. There's not much left so the prices went up. Simple enocomics.
I want a platinum monocle pendant on an ironwood necklace. And a custom eyepatch to match. Pirate posh never goes out of style.
On it : )
I'm holding out for a maniacal helium giggle when I finally get promoted to a higher league
If we had a suit to change hot flashes into electricity our energy issues would be solved. When a client gets one it's like trying to massage an oiled eel.
I hear the detente with cats made the squirrel war worse. Maybe she's a spy.
Driving the internet at the speed of bike
ceo caught on video stealing a hat from a kid at a tennis match. ceo caught on video cheating on his wife at a coldplay concert. guys i’m starting to worry cameras make ceos turn evil
Hell spat him back out. Nefarious doings are afoot in the court of man. The devil needs his jester onstage. I bet they'll dip him in superglue when pieces start falling off.
this is why I pay for photoshop
That must be what's making your eyes and teeth sparkle! Your brain is escaping out of your face holes
Pretty sure the one on the right is Dorian Grey
High time we took advantage of that. If we even can. He may be immune considering who his father is. I guess we better shoot for eternal drowning just in case.
Fine fine take the socks off too we'll wait
Fart loudly to establish dominance and dance like I'd never danced before. Just flinging limbs every which way with maybe a bit of hopping.
Sounds scary af to me. I feel everything thru a magnifying glass. Dangerously persuasive one on one but a crowd is like burning alive. I would've left a puddle. I figure the 2nd time will be radically easier if you try again.
Maybe it's like a genie and you can't wish death. Let's concentrate on a positive like him burning alive indefinitely.
Wins are just an ego boost, it's the loss that teaches you something new. Getting up there at all requires some huge breasticles too, good on you
Maiden harem
Hey it's great if you don't mind getting the wrong answers. I suspect the big ones are being nerfed for the general public, our education isn't helpful to the .01% and the off brands seem quite a bit more consistent.
With a sharpened road kill bone
The Google scholar stuff is over my head too lol. Under my hair I guess, but I have to look up every 3rd word because the terminology is so dense. The only particularly useful bit is Kagi, it's like Google search but with facts instead of ads. Happy to do it : )
Of random strangers
Hunting the megaphant over a slightly stunted mountain range
Hard agree, culling is ridiculous in this case. Madness.
48% for lab verified cases. To hunt bio data I add Mayo clinic to the search terms. Or John's Hopkins in this case, I think there's an epidemiology focus there. Google scholar gets you hard science but trials suck to parse. And Kagi is a search engine about as good as Google without the bullshit.
Millions dead is better then billions. Millions dead is still a catastrophe, no doubt. We don't need extra doom though. We've got way too much already. Truly awful that fatality is the best case scenario. Seals were the most likely to cross species last I checked, less scary than it could be tg.
The fatality rate is potentially the saving grace. In terms of an epidemic anyway. Delayed onset could still be an issue but it's much harder to spread a disease thru a population when you're already dead.
Half Brazilian Muffinchops
Useful skill, that
Man those inner tubes are so very long. How many twists of the fork does that even take
Ah chit I forgot it was a home game. I'm halfway between town and the stadium and weekends are my work week. I'm voting yes, show that huge mf off. You can see it from space without retasking the sat lol.
Oo and clothing for birdwatchers
A ponder upon- tanner is basically yellow. What color would you get if you had bright red satan skin?
And went back in as soon as it rained
"This would kill a Victorian child on contact" buddy, that kid grew up with heroin in their cough syrup and arsenic in their wallpaper. A Victorian child would probably kill YOU on contact.
A giant midget would be SO wide
He's got the old girl in his hands He's got the rolled tight squirrel in his pants
My neighbor keeps asking me to bring her flowers and keep her company which I get because she’s an old widow but I thought it would stop after she died
As a law abiding citizen I use the elbow sized kind
Wet McDonalds had a farm G.I. G.I. Joe
The excessive cell death translates into faster hair and nail growth which is why they named it hairgrowin
I bet he wanted one where she wasn't eating a banana
Nun of thee above
I think it's overwhelmed by his apparent antieverybodyism. Beyond that it's been ragebait focus enough lately that the emo burnout diminishes the clickthru. Tf kind of timeline has a sentence like that in it
Ooh are those the little chu that live in trees? I had a client that studied them and ranted passionately upon. Something about their biome and what you could extrapolate about I can't remember. She loved em though.
Yeah! Or a mysterious red button
And the antique globe?
catnip is short for catholic nipple
Nun of thee above
You slay for free anyway why not get paid : )
You are gonna have so many minions by the time you're thru. You'll be waking off stage thru bras and bills 10 deep. Break some legs!
My job has me trained to assess hip line vs shoulder line so effectively I forget to assess asses in my day to day. It's tragic.
Does safe-for-workout cheering count
your personality surpasses my medication’s capabilities
I thought being on fleek was something cool like huffing adrenochrome. Why don't they just call it coffee
On the one hand, imagine being the first ravioli to take home the breakdancing gold. On the other hand, permanent lounge is great practice for being dead.
Genuine leather
The Worm cartwheels or gunslinger? or do you just lay there
If they're making you hold it in for 54 years of course students are going to be uncomfortable. If there's an open flame nearby they'll be uncomfortable all over the walls.
Were you even using it though? Quitting your addiction to health isn't supposed to be easy.
She hates it when you ruffle. Head to butt pets only.
Reply guy commercial! Gotta let the ads lib.
I don’t understand playing by the rules when you know the other side is cheating.
I care a little depending on when you ask. It's kinda fucked though. Social media is how we organize when the time comes. We can't safely post the revolution lol, too easy to scrape. The comments are where we hide. Which is conveniently nerfed by the reply guy stigma.
Nice to see somebody still has fucks left to give. People have eyelids for this sort of thing.
So making a joke in somebody else's post though, is that shit on too? I'm trying to figure out if I'm a reply guy lol
Tanner is basically yellow. When you put it on bright red Satan colored skin it's always going to come out orange.
I already got myself with holy jeez but flipped it to holy cheese. Oi real question and I hate DM. I'll delete if it poisons the thread. I'm entirely new to social media other than reddit. I thought a reply guy was a perv gettin a perv on or daft fuckers stepping on a joke. Hit me with the facts pls
Next phase of the culture war bout to get writ
Fat people love this one trick! I doubt I can afford enough to devour myself entire but how much is a half pound
I ironicized Crimeny into my lexicon and it's only a matter of time until it breaches containment
Dorian Grey-The Early Years
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Hotter makes the gigglebites suave and the blueteeth shiny. Way more attractive when they talk to other computers.
Look out innocents! He's right across the street and you've only got several minutes to flee!
I.V's are more practical anyway. Cheaper too
Kinda worried I'll swear off food permanently probably just put the pic on my fridge
Finally something to help with my diet! Which circle of hell is this imported from
The quote has been stolen and bastardized twice. The real quote is "Odd works in mysterious ways".
For anybody concerned, they no longer juice the moms for their water. There's a more sustainable process allowing them to be reused.