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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof

@evanbernick.bsky.social

Associate Prof at Northern Illinois University College of Law. Constitutional law, criminal law, abolition, philosophy, hoops, puppies (esp. Argo the Floof). “Mildly Sephirothic at worst.” He/him.

created July 3, 2023

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Profile picture Steve Vladeck (@stevevladeck.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

It matters plenty. The government is complying with 99% of the judicial decisions in cases it’s losing. Don’t get distracted by doomers.

2/9/2025, 10:50:46 PM | 59 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Preorder Read This When Things Fall Apart (@mskellymhayes.bsky.social) reposted

Someone asked me what victory against the forces seeking to occupy Chicago looks like. Obviously, those forces being repelled is the goal, but there are layers to what success looks like in these deteriorating conditions. The first is to successfully resist the normalization of military occupation.

3/9/2025, 12:32:01 AM | 249 74 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I’m not even sure what he’s doing at this point, but one state cannot invade another and that is what this would be if he’s using 502(f). That would be Texas invading Illinois.

2/9/2025, 9:07:15 PM | 501 90 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social)

Yes henlo. We haz questions about the scope of Section 502(f) authority and possibly a lurking Article IV question.

A huge Bernese mountain dog and a tiny baby stare at me
3/9/2025, 12:00:42 AM | 29 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

And I am taking a break until things clear a bit.

2/9/2025, 9:28:45 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

I really feel like we don’t know enough to know what exactly they’re doing here

2/9/2025, 9:28:14 PM | 41 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

They have never invoked the insurrection act and appear very scared to do so

2/9/2025, 9:25:42 PM | 53 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

It could be just that straightforward but also… they got away with the Cali deployment so again, not sure

2/9/2025, 9:23:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

Right, and they would be using a different statute that doesn’t require those triggers. Maybe.

2/9/2025, 9:22:17 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted

In the coming days, we expect to see what's playing out in LA and DC happen in Chicago. These efforts are not about fighting crime or making communities safer. This is about Donald Trump testing his power and producing political drama to cover up his own corruption.

Governor Pritzker speaks behind the podium.
2/9/2025, 9:12:00 PM | 5116 1350 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah—I really don’t know.

2/9/2025, 9:20:25 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, holy shit is this confusing already and people are saying all kinds of stuff. Be careful before sharing.

2/9/2025, 9:20:00 PM | 48 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s illegal, Texas cannot invade Illinois. But, see above.

2/9/2025, 9:17:33 PM | 52 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social)

Ok to all of the three-level hypotheticals about the possible military occupation of Illinois by Texas: I don’t know, and be very suspicious of anyone who confidently claims that they do

2/9/2025, 9:16:37 PM | 73 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

No idea

2/9/2025, 9:15:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

No idea. Highly doubt that that will happen.

2/9/2025, 9:14:13 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah we could chase this down several orders of illegality, it’s ridiculous. If he’s actually going to do it.

2/9/2025, 9:12:49 PM | 19 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

Whereas in California the state’s own national guard was federalized under a law which allows that. The problem there was that they went beyond the very limited things they can do without violating other laws.

2/9/2025, 9:09:21 PM | 232 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m not even sure what he’s doing at this point, but one state cannot invade another and that is what this would be if he’s using 502(f). That would be Texas invading Illinois.

2/9/2025, 9:07:15 PM | 501 90 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

Good overview here www.lawfaremedia.org/article/sect...

2/9/2025, 9:02:05 PM | 275 54 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

These problems are even bigger. As a constitutional matter, the deployment of unfederalized Guard personnel into a nonconsenting state can never happen. Never.

2/9/2025, 8:59:10 PM | 943 209 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

He is extremely unlikely to do this because the Texas Nat Guard is acting on behalf of the federal government.

2/9/2025, 8:52:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

ooooooh the Texans are coming oh no save us from the Texans help

2/9/2025, 8:44:07 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

Mfer scared of getting hit with a Portillos

2/9/2025, 8:40:33 PM | 36 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social)

What a bunch of assholes. Go there yourself, tough guy.

2/9/2025, 8:39:36 PM | 58 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Schwarz (@adamjschwarz.bsky.social) reposted

Illinois Gov. Pritzker ahead of Trump National Guard deployment: "To Chicagoans... Look out for your communities and your neighbours. Know your rights. Film things that you see happening... Authoritarians thrive on your silence. Be loud for America."

2/9/2025, 8:22:17 PM | 7181 2451 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

“Cause when I'm looking at y'all, shit, it's no wonder it's why/ I need a visor, 'cause y'all are just sons in my eyes”

Mandelbrot. Verse is from Eminem’s I Will
2/9/2025, 8:34:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

“That’s the chapter, bitches”

2/9/2025, 8:30:45 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social)

Look if you’re going to write a memoir you might as well flex

I Become Known as the Father of Fractal Geometry. From Benoit Mandelbrot’s The Fractalist
2/9/2025, 8:29:01 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reposted

What a gorgeous spike floof

2/9/2025, 1:03:38 PM | 31 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sardonicus (@sardonicus.eu) reposted

'Los Angeles (1937)' www.commondreams.org/views/2018/1...

woman holding a sign that reads 'stop illegal raids by immigration dept' she is on a street passing stores and a parked car
2/9/2025, 8:03:24 PM | 510 156 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

Do they know where that meme comes from nvm I don’t care

2/9/2025, 7:54:52 PM | 35 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sharon (@sharonk.bsky.social) reposted

it's cool that the future of politics is this

i would like my politicians to talk like adults please Quote Governor Hochul Press Office @NYGovPress · 3h damn that's crazy x.com/CNBC/status/19…
2/9/2025, 7:47:35 PM | 349 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m being careful with my language because there is no specific order yet. It is very clearly illegal for the federal government to deploy troops into states because it has concerns about local crime. An order that said that would be an illegal order.

2/9/2025, 7:36:17 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

In that case, different things are legally different. But the question and answer makes reference to shootings and none to immigration.

2/9/2025, 7:32:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

If it turns out to be bullshit, great, disregard.

2/9/2025, 7:23:13 PM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

There is not even a pretense of this having anything to do with attacks on federal personnel or buildings. Just wildly lawless stuff.

2/9/2025, 7:22:41 PM | 50 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social)

Anyone who participates in what appears in context to be a proposed military occupation of Chicago “because crime” will be doing something that is illegal and is obligated not to do that. That’s all I’ll say.

2/9/2025, 7:20:58 PM | 524 129 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reposted

FLOOF TEND GARDEN

Giant floofy Bernese mountain dog sniffs some plants. There is a Berner flag in the background
2/9/2025, 4:28:22 PM | 33 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

Look, I know my limits, and I reach them on trying to litigate things John Brown in this medium. This is what Douglass said. I think it’s important in thinking about Brown’s impact, which was not small. That’s all for now.

2/9/2025, 5:31:44 PM | 17 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

There literally was a meteor shower in the days preceding his execution too!

2/9/2025, 5:28:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean we can admire two different people for different reasons despite their different flaws

2/9/2025, 5:24:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

To the extent that that first claim is defensible, it’s because you do not mean what the scholar means by it.

2/9/2025, 5:22:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

Literally the Battle Hymn of the Republic was inspired by Brown.

David Reynolds, John Brown, Abolitionist: That night she slept soundly and awoke at 4 a.m. with the Brown tune ringing in her head. She later re- called,
2/9/2025, 5:20:13 PM | 35 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s the point. There is no One Way.

2/9/2025, 5:17:35 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social)

A forthcoming book by one of America’s leading constitutional scholars will celebrate Douglass but depict Brown as a “violent fanatic” with little impact on anything. I regret that it will be necessary to put this canard to rest.

2/9/2025, 5:17:08 PM | 61 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

The sort of analogy is to Marx hemming and hawing about the Paris Commune and then wholeheartedly supporting and celebrating it.

2/9/2025, 5:12:53 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ll have to watch it! Heard good things. Douglass was certainly right about the short-term aims, and JB wrong. But the raid became about more than that.

2/9/2025, 5:10:38 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

And Douglass, well. He wrote this. www.contextus.org/Frederick_Do...

2/9/2025, 5:08:45 PM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

Anyway: www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/140728...

2/9/2025, 5:07:39 PM | 27 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, fun fact: Brown wrote his racially egalitarian constitution in Douglass’s home. Douglass’s wife Anna Murray sheltered him on the run. He planned the raid in her home, during that time.

2/9/2025, 5:06:44 PM | 37 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

Even more strongly: this speech is an argument that the raid actually worked, in the broadest possible sense

2/9/2025, 5:03:57 PM | 33 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

no, he did not join the raid. Also, no, it was not because he had any principled objection to it. And with the benefit of reflection, it’s hard to escape the sense that he thought Brown went an extra mile.

2/9/2025, 5:02:23 PM | 43 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

Delivered at Harper’s Ferry. monadnock.net/douglass/joh...

2/9/2025, 5:00:21 PM | 40 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

Plz do not believe anyone who positions the “Frederick Douglass way” against the “John Brown way” thanks

2/9/2025, 4:55:14 PM | 116 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social)

Frederick Douglass on John Brown, 1881

If we look over the dates, places and men, for which this honor is claimed, we shall find that not Carolina, but Virginia - not Fort Sumpter, but Harper's Ferry and the arsenal - not Col. Anderson, but John Brown, began the war that ended American slavery and made this a free Republic. Until this blow was struck, the prospect for freedom was dim, shadowy and uncertain. The irrepressible conflict was one of words, votes and compromises. When John Brown stretched forth his arm the sky was cleared. The time for compromises was gone — the armed hosts of freedom stood face to face over the chasm of a broken Union — and the clash of arms was at hand. The South staked all upon getting possession of the Federal Government, and failing to do that, drew the sword of rebellion and thus made her own, and not Brown's, the lost cause of the century.
2/9/2025, 4:53:51 PM | 674 167 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social)

FLOOF TEND GARDEN

Giant floofy Bernese mountain dog sniffs some plants. There is a Berner flag in the background
2/9/2025, 4:28:22 PM | 33 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 11:30:38 PM | 38 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lucas Miotto (@miottoluc.bsky.social) reposted

A new Legal-Phi interview is out! We spoke with Alma Diamond about how practices shape obligations, constitutional meaning, and much more. Check it out 👇https://legalphi.wordpress.com/2025/09/02/alma-diamond-practices-obligations-and-constitutions/

2/9/2025, 12:29:24 PM | 4 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reposted

BERNER ZOOMIES

2/9/2025, 11:48:00 AM | 58 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture gamera obscura (@ohrobin.bsky.social) reposted

Irish national Kitty O’Brien being absolutely brutalized by Berlin police during a peaceful pro-Palestine rally. Kettled, badly beaten, their arm shattered, they say, “you don’t fucking scare us.”

1/9/2025, 11:30:12 PM | 117 51 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

But no one should doubt that he is an 11 on the 1-10 fash scale

2/9/2025, 2:31:06 PM | 123 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

Literally the only thing that could be better about Vance is that he is so thoroughly uncharismatic and unctuous that nobody could possibly be persuaded by him to do anything

2/9/2025, 2:29:31 PM | 175 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

You use whatever tools you have. Lord knows they’re doing that.

2/9/2025, 2:23:25 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haley S. Anderson (@hsanderson.bsky.social) reposted

A bit belated, but I’m very excited to share that my job market paper is now forthcoming in the Washington & Lee Law Review. And I’m officially on the law faculty market for civ pro, int’l law, fed courts & related fields. I appreciate help spreading the word! papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....

Screenshot of first page of
2/9/2025, 12:41:23 PM | 35 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

Gotta say, though—there’s some satisfying irony in the PCA being deployed against a racist administration, given that it was originally designed to protect southern racism from federal intervention.

2/9/2025, 2:11:41 PM | 52 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

Plus there’s a stay and will be appeals so I wouldn’t even get excited about its deterrent effect for other potential deployments yet. It’s not nothing, but less than Something.

2/9/2025, 2:09:14 PM | 34 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social)

I considered it basically impossible for the admin to do what it claimed to be doing with these deployments without violating the PCA, so this comes as no surprise. That being said, I am sure this will come as cold comfort at this point.

2/9/2025, 2:06:38 PM | 157 30 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Vladeck (@stevevladeck.bsky.social) reposted

#BREAKING: Judge Breyer has held that the Trump admin. *violated* the Posse Comitatus Act in its military deployments in and around Los Angeles, and has enjoined further use of those troops for law enforcement tasks. The order is stayed through 12 PDT on 9/12: georgetown.app.box.com/file/1973361...

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Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, I’m giving it a chance but I have similar misgivings. I just played through the original, and it really is special and I can already tell that this is not going to match up.

2/9/2025, 1:26:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

Think the RE4 remake but with only graphical and gameplay changes. Story, voice acting, sequence of events identical to original.

2/9/2025, 1:20:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Petri (@petridishes.bsky.social) reposted

Apologies! You have reached the end of your free trial period of America

2/9/2025, 1:09:42 PM | 1248 330 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social)

MGS 3 delta is a very weird experience that I’m not sure how I feel about yet but am glad someone put together, just to see if something like this is at all worth it. What it is: a graphical overhaul and quality-of-life tweaking of an old game that changes nothing else.

2/9/2025, 1:14:41 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social)

What a gorgeous spike floof

2/9/2025, 1:03:38 PM | 31 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture womensartbluesky.bsky.social (@womensartbluesky.bsky.social) reposted

Sophie Nash, contemporary UK artist who studied Zoology and is known for specialising in wildlife, based in Cornwall, UK #WomensArt #Tuesday

Painting of a hedgehog curled up on its back viewed from above against a white background
2/9/2025, 5:32:05 AM | 835 96 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah I think ppl are hoping it’s health related and… I’m not going to get my hopes up

2/9/2025, 12:36:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 12:08:39 PM | 33 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Athletic (@theathletic.com) reposted

TCU's admin had some fun after the Horned Frogs dominated Bill Belichick and the Tar Heels 😅🐸

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BERNER ZOOMIES

2/9/2025, 11:48:00 AM | 58 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture I Post Animal Vids... 😊 (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted

Yoga - you mean Doga surely?? Doggy Yoga who knew...🤣 #dog #dogday #bluesky

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Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

*chariots of floof soundtrack plays*

2/9/2025, 11:25:49 AM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

WHO U CALL “GIANT BREED”?!

2/9/2025, 11:25:04 AM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

Why has Zohran Mamdani not condemned this avian menace?

2/9/2025, 11:09:19 AM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reposted

no wonder New Yorkers are afraid to set foot outdoors. Look at this absolute unit.

1/9/2025, 11:31:09 PM | 72 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joey Fishkin (@fishkin.bsky.social) reposted

The federal govt's extortion of UCLA has numerous problems. One is that it is ostensibly based on some factual allegations that are so exaggerated that they are actually false. I wrote about this today in a long blog post reflecting on what I saw at UCLA and how lawyers later mischaracterized it:

31/8/2025, 5:16:05 PM | 159 65 | View on Bluesky | view

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FREE SMOL HOOMAN FROM BABYJAIL

Giant serious floofy Bernese mountain dog lies next to a playpen with a tiny baby in it
2/9/2025, 10:34:32 AM | 103 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kerry Reid (she/her) (@kerryreid.bsky.social) reposted

A friend took this at a rally today and I barked laughing.

Sign at rally with picture of Malort bottle reading Go Ahead...Chicago Drinks Tear Gas By The Ounce.
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Profile picture Noah Berlatsky (@nberlat.bsky.social) reposted

so, I think this is conventional wisdom for a lot of centrist Ds, and it's really wrong headed for a whole bunch of reasons. 1

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Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

This part is killing me. There is never an example of a dem elected saying the thing for something like 5 years if ever, and yet somehow literally everyone needs to stop saying it NOW or we lose elections. That is ridiculous. Also, we should defund the police, I said it and I'm glad.

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Profile picture Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted

if your answer isn’t an unequivocal “yes” then you’re a shit journalist

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Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Hecc. Just trying to enjoy my labor doggo weekend with a big floofy book

Giant doggo on couch with open book
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Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

Dude also clearly just swallowed a small skyscraper

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Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

tf are these bread crumbs. Give me a steak or it’s ur life next time

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Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social)

no wonder New Yorkers are afraid to set foot outdoors. Look at this absolute unit.

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Profile picture Molly Bangles (@mollybangles.bsky.social) reposted

Finally met the big pigeon 🐦🏙️ Dinosaur by Iván Argote - the High Line, NYC

A very large, lifelike pigeon sculpture, viewed from the front, on the ground, at a rather dramatic angle. Behind the pigeon are skyscrapers and a blue sky with white clouds
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Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

Such people exist, but redeemers original and more recent are not among them

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Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean honestly the people we're talking about here have never been committed to anything meaningfully labeled "limited government."

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Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

Hence the fear of "replacement." They can't conceive of sharing power, because they regard would-be power sharers as unequal, unfit to hold any power, and they claim the right to dominate their unequals.

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Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

They don't need to be thinking of any of this for it to explain their behavior. Why that's a nail that needs a hammer has hundreds of years behind it that they could never retrace. But the primal fear is of losing power over people, who will thereby gain power over you. It's a zero-sum picture

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Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reply parent

Biracial society is, for people who feel racially entitled to rule rather than share power, domination. Lynching served to reestablish the correct hierarchy.

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