Garfield saw a Cybertruk drive by
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Garfield saw a Cybertruk drive by
Dick Grayson debuted as Robin in April 1940, became Nightwing July 1984, so June 2028 will mark the dickquinox, the exact point he was Robin and Nightwing for the same amount of time.
Is James Cameron a better director than John McTiernan? Probably. But did McTiernan dedicate his career to making five straight Die Hard sequels nobody wants? No. He went to federal prison instead.
Is Paul Reiser a better actor than Carl Weathers?
I don't think those two films are on the same continent budget-wise
Hard to believe Jimmy made such good movies once upon a time huh
This is obviously somebody practicing parallel parking for their driver's test. Let's focus instead on the asshole with the red car parked on the wrong side of the damn street. Also the kitty by the pool.
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Oh that's why the river turns green
If it was a political cartoon the bags would say "YOUR RIGHTS" "DEMOCRACY" "DIAPERS"
i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
We mustn't rest until we have Watto in every outfit Padme wears in Episode II
*opens incognito window*
The excuse me what arc?
Smooching your sister a couple times can't be good for your mental health
@dankmccoy.bsky.social
Careless Whopper shit no that's Burger King dammit
Oh I think he's about to pull one off...
Oh hey this is fun: Master Pancake does a Motor She Boat episode every Thursday night and this week's features Graham Greene! twitch.tv/masterpancaketheater
It's like, if I'm in, say, the grocery store and make a sudden involuntary loud noise (not to mention spray germs all over) I'm already embarrassed and then a bunch of strangers say "We heard that" in unison like some kind of cult
Hasselhoff plays the Emperor now
Why'd they make a mask with Bell's palsy?
She's dressed like '80s Jean Grey
Pretty sure that was Robert Smigel
Tonight's going to be just like those long wakeful nights in childhood when I thought that if I kept sight at the window I might behold a Pale Rider astride a Pale Horse on his rounds
They're both wearing basically the same dress
Fraggle Rock is a cooperative commune and the Doozers are basically a natural resource. I'm assigning "The Preachification Of Convincing John" as homework for its investigation of the Fraggle-Doozer relationship, as well as an absolutely unhinged performance from Jim Henson.
I could write you an essay about how the Doozers build towers out of radish girders and the Fraggles eat the towers and the Doozers like that because there's always room to build more towers because that's what Doozers love to do
K2SO is the main guy
Sizzler™ by Trump®
I never laughed at vitamins!
@csonkatroy.bsky.social
Martin Balsam IS Criswell!
Everybody was Hapkido-ing
Soy turns you gay but American runs on blessed holy corn
Seed oils are the new 5G for these dimwits
The Clown from Hawkeye is in an Impossible Mission?
I didn't realize he was still with us until he popped up in Marvel's Echo, a Disney+ original, and stole every scene
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Hulu just added Death of Stalin and Weekend at Bernie’s (and is featuring them on their main page this weekend)… it’s just very funny.
Sunday night art dump.
The one with Fievel
When you get the caffeinated energon from Panera
Because he's an idiot
BREAKING: Brand new footage from Mar-A-Lago, definitely taken today
youtu.be/IThZHCXEroo?...
With the miracle of digital photo enhancement, we can finally see what Paul Newman actually would have looked like.
Robots go to school?
happy labor day to all you workers and parasites
For #MuppetMonday, let's have some Paul Thomas Anderson flashbacks! #3: MAGNOLIA featuring Fozzie, Kermit and several Kermit cousins. Mixed media on 8.5 X 11" bristol board.
I can't sit for too long cuz of my back
He did technically get a What If? episode, one of the better ones
I guess all the pants in Slylock Fox's world have tail holes
youtu.be/IThZHCXEroo?...
Somebody made a version where Batman has a bunch of extra fingers
add a scoop of baby formula to your coffee for a formulatte
The last thing a hamberder sees
POV: You are a can of Diet Coke about to be half drunk and then spilled on White House carpet
Telling strangers "bless you" is weird superstitious behavior that needs to go away
The brown stain on a white tablecloth left by the removed vendor is what really sells it. That is art.
100% better without the tongue
Today, September 1st is Letterer Appreciation Day. Celebrated on Gaspar Saladino's birthday who was one of the greatest comic book letterers to ever pick up a pen. So, please appreciate the artistry of lettering which is more than just words on a comic book page.
It's just so stupidly simple. When did we stop teaching the Golden Rule?
Depends on the neighbor
It's really just transpo costs
For a reasonable fee I'll come hit you with a tube sock full of doorknobs
Me watching Tomb Raider: "Why does this butler seem so famili–oh my god"
Do we really have to call it that?
I've been rewatching SNW from the beginning along with the new season before I cancel P+ until next season and just got to the extremely upsetting Lift Us Up Where Suffering Cannot Reach. Cheese and crackers how are these two episodes from the same show?
I have seen the divisive new Star Trek episode and have determined the problem is the music, good night
It's Labor Day today and as per her union contract our social media intern is permitted to post a frame from any G-rated film.
(extremely complimentary)
...we threw blankets over all the security cameras
Why do you personally keep hiring the wrong people?
There's some kind of car
If Republicans don't like people excitedly speculating regarding Trump's death, they can just ignore it, the way they do gun violence.
True. It's still 1952 in Mar-A-Lago
Paget 😍
Wint-O-Green
That's the way I interpret it. Given his advanced lifespan Spock is still a teenager emotionally.
Toothpaste
Jane you ignorant splut
I had this 2012 Focus for a few years in a tealish color Ford called Frosted Glass and an ice storm proved them right
I mean, Frasier was a ginormous hit...
youtu.be/9bRQUEtH5nw?...
DUMB TELEVISION 8/31 [TIMES ET]: *DUMBOWEEN: PRELUDE* - 9:00pm - Movie Jo Night: Devil Dog - 10:48pm - Movies Are Dumb: Jason X - 12:26am - The Mads: The Tingler - 1:48am - Movie Jo Night: The Hardy Boys - 2:54am - The Witching Hour: Stoned - 3:51am - The Mads: Bride of the Monster
People need to be prepared because the government agencies created to help won't do shit now
