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Writer. Antifascist. Dork. Cis/she/her. Pfp is a Molotov cockskull by Pia Guerra, banner is an ancient Bette Davis smoking. patreon.com/meresmith
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why is this the second zoomer I’m hearing say “eff-ay-kew”?? it’s a fak, children, a FAK
I think Lion King is still pretty traumatic
You know how sometimes we find toxic waste that’s been haphazardly dumped decades ago and think, “what the fuck were they thinking?” That’s how the future will think about almost everything we’re doing in 2025.
😂 can’t believe I saw this shit when I was 8
exclusive footage from inside Mar-a-Lago
better feeling than most feelings tbh
if you picture him as a talentless white dude, you’re in luck! there’s a photo to prove you right
you’re right, totally different things I’ll take option b tho
truly top tier, S-class, Luxe Option
devastating troll
a standing O for Gaza I feel establishment Dems quivering
PARKOUR!
otoh if I feel like I partly *willed* it…
A Labor Day reminder: today there isn't a single city, metro area, or state in the U.S. where a full-time minimum-wage worker can afford a modest 2-bedroom apartment. Millions of people with jobs—even multiple jobs—aren't safe from homelessness in this country.
Made everything he was in better
Michelle Obama: "please I'm begging you feed kids just one (1) vegetable" RFK: "some children deserve to die. there's a healthy way to eat deep fried burgers" Media: "these are the same, to me"
Please talk to some Black people before dismissing the psychological impact of having Feds running around the neighborhood hemming people up en masse.
oh noooooooooo
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
how do i explain to my kids two women being married?? how explain sun go away at night but come back next day? how explain magic rectangle show people talk??? HOW
Hannah Arendt: If “given irrefutable proof of their falsehood, they would take refuge in cynicism; instead of deserting the leaders who had lied to them, they would protest that they had known all along that the statement was a lie and would admire the leaders for their superior tactical cleverness”
pluck out thine own eye
you know who would play Saudi Arabia if he could, Tom Segura? Ted Cruz
bluesky is dying and there's only one way to save it: by putting on a community theater production of The Black Parade
Bill Burr, man, what the fuck are you doing Hannibal Buress, Tom Segura - you're playing to enslavers and murderers but I guess the money's good enough to ignore that? fuck these guys
Wow. Just... wow. Never a surprise, but always shocking.
“Ok, so I can’t make jewelry, but I’m great at disarming an alarm system and smashing glass cases”
Revoking an entire nationality’s visas is collective punishment and never acceptable — especially in this moment when millions of Palestinians lack equal rights, basic healthcare, and so much more at home, forcing them out of the US is unfathomably cruel. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/31/w...
If you’ve ever worried whether art matters. It does.
PARKOUR!
Get the hell off Substack before you literally can’t anymore without blowing up your business
This is also routine rhetoric in Silicon Valley — even by immigrant founders! — about America and nobody says shit. Journalists refuse to even *mention* it, let alone ask questions or hold anyone accountable.
8 cops making over $100k each to arrest one man. But your food, water & air are killing you. Your daughter is carrying her rapist’s baby to term & will probably die when it becomes complicated & your veteran son in jail for being unhoused. But at least that Brown guy sitting on a bench is gone.🙄
It's September 1, 2025, and Donald Trump can go fuck himself.
happy labor day to all you workers and parasites
The guy Musk is responding to (and has allowed back on to his platform and boosted to 100k followers) is part of an extreme Neofascist splinter party. Musk is actively trying to cause violent unrest but he’s so rich UK politicians fear to call him out on it
Strength and honor!
Okay. I just came back to this and you aren’t calling these efforts resegregation yet, you absolutely should be
This morning (9/1) at 8 AM feds pulled over a couple at 18th & Park NW. They smashed the window, dragged the husband out & arrested him. When a community member stopped to record they were grabbed & threatened w/ pepper spray by this piece of shit. @mayorbowser.bsky.social do you welcome this too?
thank you ☺️
it's been a trying few days but I haven't quotedunked confess I'm white-knuckling it at this point
thank you!
rely on the angels of your better nature and remember that everything AI was stolen from real artists
Transphobes would have a lot less reach on here if everyone stopped arguing with them and quoting their posts to dunk on them, they don't give a rat's ass about your arguments and enjoy wasting your time.
just blocked the latest "AI is great!" main character instead of telling him to go pound sand until his knuckles bleed PLEASE CLAP
in one fell swoop!
"chatGPT 5 is like having a bunch of phds in your pocket" here's ten trillion dollars "bluesky is having an *actual* bunch of phds in your pocket" dying platform. it disgusts me
There are few things Elon Musk knows less about than birth control. However, his “seed the world to save Western Civilization” fantasies know no bounds. It’s also worth noting that he’s retweeting this British racist for his “facts.” hopenothate.org.uk/2024/06/20/e...
9 CDC Directors going back to 1977 speak out. What RFK Jr has done to our nation’s public health system "should alarm every American." It "is unlike anything we have ever seen at the agency, and unlike anything our country has ever experienced." www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/o...
Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑
oof. “nor do I” full fuckin Nazi then
admittedly most of the trauma came from not knowing if I had carried the spider with it
walked face first into a spiderweb this morning so there’s some trauma
goddang that’s a smart dog
I don’t wanna deck her at all!
I will never forgive them for all that they have embraced and encouraged. The Labour Party has made common cause with hatemongers.
ohhhh so he’s doing that hard right turn while still pretending to be liberal — we get a lot of that here
“ding dong ditch” is a long-standing prank kids have pulled the world over, since the invention of doorbells. only in the modern United States are they shot and killed for it
“ding dong ditch” is a long-standing prank kids have pulled the world over, since the invention of doorbells. only in the modern United States are they shot and killed for it
if skeet, why typo
the judge is now basically checking every couple of hours to make sure her directions are being followed to the letter because she is dealing with lying liars who lie astounding how much credibility the government has burned with the courts
Just a normal night in DC, sitting on the couch watching Netflix and then having to go outside because 11 cops (FBI, HSI, “police” and MPD) stopped a car on my corner.
oh fuck yes, female Knight Club
If you’re willing to sacrifice trans-kin, you’ll be willing to throw other minorities under the bus when it’s convenient. We have to win together or it’s meaningless. There is absolutely nothing I’ve seen that convinces me that exclusion leads to victory.
It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!
and thinking the review is “leverage” is cloud cuckooland
so let me get this straight a grad student pirated a book, made false assumptions about the author, went online and claimed those deleterious assumptions as fact, and is now freaking out that the author is trying to save their reputation? the fucking gonads
I refuse to die of an aneurysm today. RE. FUSE. (nervously) body, you listening
The Giuliani story is not a distraction from Trump's health, it is supplemental content for the Posters Guild
completely plausible
"flagged down by a woman" sounds a lot like "picked up a sex worker"
PayPal user in the UK lost their account after buying adult ebooks “about monsters and milking,” “some dubcon stuff” “My account got banned a couple of days ago for making purchases which violate the ToS. Upon querying w/ staff over the phone I've been told that it was ebooks that I've been buying”
You won't see this on the news. In fact, you may not see this anywhere. Residents of Washington D.C. march up 14th Street on Saturday August 30, 2025 chanting "Troops Go Home".
The extent to which ICE is ignoring all civil rights and due process is astounding — and indicative of a culture where they’ve been told they can do literally no wrong. Agency and admin leaders must face sanctions and legal consequences.
What "Make America Great Again" really means....
Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀
where "get behind" means "not cringe in revulsion like usual"
this version of Christianity I can get behind
every day i see hundreds of comments of people spinning elaborate scenarios to explain how trump can control everything and all opposition is futile. a) i think a lot of you need to log off and stop following professional doomsayers. b) i think a lot of you are cowards
oh fuck yes, female Knight Club
fucking insufferable
It's August 31, 2025, and Donald Trump can go fuck himself.
Some context: The USPP restricted vehicular pursuits after two officers chased, shot and killed a driver named Bijan Gisar in 2017. The government settled with Gisar's family for $5 million, but neither officer was charged nor lost his job. (www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...)
www.rawstory.com/trump-infuri... lmao they’re activating them for 29 days over and over so they don’t get full active duty pay
“We never know how our small activities will affect others through the invisible fabric of our connectedness. In this exquisitely connected world, it’s never a question of “critical mass. It’s always about critical connections.” - Grace Lee Boggs
very normal, very American
Seen on my run in Rock Creek Park today. Parking lot near Beach and Tilden. Paper taped on over a Harris 2024 sign.
BURGUM: “I was shocked to find out, like, ‘oh, [USPP] pull somebody over and they just drive away and you can't pursue them?’ And they said ‘no, we can't.’ We got that rule changed in 24 hours because of President Trump's leadership. The next night they had so much fun. They pulled people over.”
NEW: A week or so ago, one federal agent kept popping up in videos from Trump's violent DC crackdown—so @jsweetli.bsky.social and I investigated. Turns out he's a 26-year-old US Parks Police officer, a lesser known law enforcement unit currently championed by Interior Sec. Doug Burnum. Our report:
Pritzker out here giving a master class in countering the right wing propaganda machine’s efforts to justify further federal invasions and occupations of American cities: he’s effectively reframing the discussion (beyond debates re: crime rates) to one of rising authoritarianism & federal overreach.
I’m just gonna say it: if someone removes their skeet from your quote, and you go ahead and screenshot it in the replies anyway, I do not trust you on issues of consent
Speaking as someone who used to spend time in their chats, SO much of US contemporary fascism is a function of men assuming that the way adulthood worked was, you got a job and in exchange you got a woman to be your mom plus your sex toy. They are ENRAGED that they have a job but no sex mommy.
omg imagine having an itch on your shell you can’t reach this must be heaven
What this moment should teach us is that while the Trumpist Republican Party is currently a unique threat, the truth is many – maybe most – Democrats share Trump’s core belief that not all human beings are worthy of basic dignity. It is this belief that must be eradicated from our politics.
He Found a Clam, A CLAM! 😊 #dog #dogday #bluesky
what the fuck is this phrasing?? “the tragedy often hitting hardest when children are involved”? it’s a *school* shooting, numbnuts! you don’t get a school shooting without children being “involved”! and by “involved” do you mean “slaughtered”? this normalizing bullshit is going to end me
Some of us are even helping them, to our great lasting shame