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Evil Whippet

@evilwhippet.bsky.social

Lawyer. Professional work includes assisting fledgling democracies set up healthy judicial systems. Catturd and Tom Fitton blocked me on X so, after I’d stopped crying, I came here.

created November 11, 2023

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Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s had a stroke. Anyway. What’s for dinner ?

1/9/2025, 9:30:32 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump’s putting his affairs in order.

1/9/2025, 8:47:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

Explains where Barron comes from.

1/9/2025, 7:20:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Melania, obviously clearing out so Justine can move in. Widows be like that.

1/9/2025, 7:17:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

He got all that from refusing to pay a sex worker ?

1/9/2025, 5:36:59 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d gladly chip in $10k provided the funeral takes place by the end of the week.

1/9/2025, 5:36:00 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s the word !

1/9/2025, 4:03:23 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

That may well be the artifacts from enhancing - happens with Photoshop. Or more likley, he's had a lobotoy.

1/9/2025, 3:52:19 PM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

No. He'd be 6' under.

1/9/2025, 3:51:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

I think he wants to strangle the fucker

1/9/2025, 3:48:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

So speaks a man whose does more ketamine a day than JFK Jr on a weekend binge of H

1/9/2025, 3:41:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

It has to be fake. His body guard isn't a white, blonde, blue eyed Aryan.

1/9/2025, 3:32:27 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

He really has turned into Jabba the Hut

1/9/2025, 3:29:18 PM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

He looks very different from a year ago. Fucker

1/9/2025, 3:20:00 PM | 12 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

Or just one grave. The one we all want.

1/9/2025, 12:25:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

Even a turd is right once in a decade....

1/9/2025, 12:02:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not sure labour has a single ounce of common sense about them. After teh next election we're going to be living in a facist country. You'll never be forgiven.

1/9/2025, 7:59:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

These are all in fact not true. While I truly hope Trump is dead, peddling misinformation like these benefits no one.

1/9/2025, 6:56:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

They always take the terminally ill on one last, perfect day. For Trump it’s golf and a young girl.

31/8/2025, 10:50:18 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

And a display cabinet for the plastic boots.

31/8/2025, 10:14:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

Much rather have proof of non-life.

31/8/2025, 9:36:35 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

You missed out Virginia Giuffre, recently deceased. And with a book coming out next month.

31/8/2025, 8:20:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

Rudy's is a touch arrogant if he thinks that he's worthy of a "targeted attack".

31/8/2025, 8:15:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

Oligarchs as well. They’re all using their wast wealth to find immortality. Paradoxically they deserve it the least.

31/8/2025, 7:15:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfortunate “accident” for another of Donny’s friends.

31/8/2025, 6:47:08 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 6:44:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re false. All they need to do is one presser. They know that and haven’t done it. Funeral next week ?

31/8/2025, 5:53:20 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

The cars in today’s pic (31st) are also in the identical position that they were in on photos from 30th. They need photoshop lessons.

31/8/2025, 5:51:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

Mysteriously, the cars in the picture are in the identical position to the ones pictured the day before. Seems the WH needs some photoshop lessons.

31/8/2025, 5:22:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

We saw all this in the UK last year when Kate Middleton kept making “appearances” in photoshopped pictures. One press conference and it’s all cleared up. They know that, so why won’t they do it ?

31/8/2025, 5:14:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfortunately, oligarchs on both sides of the Atlantic and a large chunk of the UK media have decided he will be our next PM. Large numbers of white, red faced men and women will make it so.

31/8/2025, 5:11:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

Odd that the position of the two cars is identical to the picture taken yesterday. Certainly a photoshop

31/8/2025, 4:10:01 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

Do better

31/8/2025, 2:26:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

Adolf Hitler.

31/8/2025, 2:13:13 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

Just astonishing that a long term junkie has any say in a nation’s health.

31/8/2025, 1:57:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

Facebook, Twitter, the Mail, Express and anything Murdoch. May your owners slip off this mortal coil. Soon. The harm you’ve done to the world is incalculable.

31/8/2025, 12:52:32 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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American’s are about to get killed in a foreign war started by the recently deceased Trump. Wonder what MAGA will make of that ?

31/8/2025, 11:58:45 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I assume he’s at death’s door. He’s now got the staff using his account to show us made up pictures. Oh. And he’s a rapist.

31/8/2025, 11:21:52 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

8. A hatred of right with facists

31/8/2025, 9:35:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s dying, isn’t he ? Anyway. What’s for dinner ?

31/8/2025, 3:53:18 AM | 56 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

The natural stance to adopt when you’re dead.

30/8/2025, 1:06:06 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

But beating the shit out of them on them on Jan 6th is. Apparently.

30/8/2025, 9:16:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

Another not-very-bright, obscenely rich pop singer who thinks he has a valuable contribution to make to issues of global importance. If he was still alive today, Rod would be a fanatical supporter of Enoch Powell. Oh.

29/8/2025, 9:20:13 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

I stand corrected. My prejudices were seeping out.

29/8/2025, 8:04:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Grim reaper can't come quickly enough for that twat Murdoch. He's not going to fuck up the UK like he has America.

29/8/2025, 7:22:30 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

Surely much easier and quicker to scour the Epstein trove ?

29/8/2025, 6:58:12 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

Poorly made AI

29/8/2025, 12:43:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

Few people have realised that from now on any audio recording, video or still image cannot be relied upon as being a true representation of reality. The implications for bad state actors to screw over a country, the legal process both civil and criminal and politics are truly mind boggling.

29/8/2025, 11:31:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 6:36:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes

28/8/2025, 8:43:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

It is for Krasnov. He's got to work out how he can put more sanctions on the EU for this

28/8/2025, 7:47:52 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

Russian's aren't at fault. Cruise missiles only have an accuracy of.....c.3m or so. I wonder what sanctions Krasnov will put on the EU for this act of war by them ?

28/8/2025, 7:46:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

3 if you include spending as much time as possible in America

27/8/2025, 7:26:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s happened.

26/8/2025, 10:41:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

Do your research: www.politifact.com/factchecks/2...

26/8/2025, 4:13:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

Err….nothing. Ain’t called TACO for nothing.

26/8/2025, 4:11:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The fucker clearly didn’t live in England in the late 70’s and early 80’s. That was a revolution.

26/8/2025, 4:07:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh dear. Dems can’t multitask ?

26/8/2025, 4:05:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

It turns out he's actually brown skinned. Meet Pedro Trumpio

26/8/2025, 11:56:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Time to sue your plastic surgeon, Elmo. Your face looks as rotten as your soul.

26/8/2025, 10:20:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

So does most of the man stream media

26/8/2025, 10:07:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

Fucking Cretin. The Wolff tapes have Epstein stating “I was Donald’s closest friend for 10 years.”

26/8/2025, 10:00:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

*Mouth to mushroom

26/8/2025, 5:27:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s really brown and has been hiding it for 79 years. Meet Alejandro Trumpalez

25/8/2025, 8:30:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

Sound like the type of conversion therapy that right wing facists are so keen on.

25/8/2025, 7:59:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s some communist level shit, obscuring his IV’d hand with somebodies head….

25/8/2025, 7:52:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just perfect.

25/8/2025, 6:00:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He looks really bad today. Whatever.

25/8/2025, 4:42:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jews who sided with Nazis in WWII were called Kapos. So don’t sugar coat it. He’s a Kapo.

25/8/2025, 4:41:07 PM | 14 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I rather think that if any reporters had the balls to call this fucker out they would strike more of a nerve highlighting his incoherence or lies. It was quite a boggling press conference.

25/8/2025, 4:38:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This will be excellent for research purposes. I.e. what happens to the death rate when you’re the only country in the whole fucking world to ban the Covid vaccine.

25/8/2025, 4:15:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably stage 3 heart failure. Whatever.

23/8/2025, 10:51:13 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alarming but reassuring.

23/8/2025, 10:41:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

So..how much tax did you pay last year ?

23/8/2025, 10:39:06 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And Sweden is now part of NATO…

23/8/2025, 10:15:14 PM | 33 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Never thought I’d see minority report for real in my lifetime.

23/8/2025, 9:57:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump looks as though death is stalking him. Good riddance, fucker.

23/8/2025, 9:37:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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80% of MAGA will think it’s real, and that’s all that matters.

23/8/2025, 8:55:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Didn’t stop Donny No Dick from rendering an expenses slip for $50,000.

23/8/2025, 7:40:58 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thankfully, our military leaders can't stop the Grim Reaper from visiting Trump.

23/8/2025, 5:52:20 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Poor little rich boy with limited intelligence spends his life sponging off others.

23/8/2025, 12:02:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess we have a few years left with our current government before the Nazis take over here, mainly with the help of a complicit media.

23/8/2025, 11:16:28 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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By the sounds of his most recent press conference where he claimed to have settled 7 wars and 3 pre- wars, he’s unlikely to see the year out. Good fucking riddance.

23/8/2025, 10:56:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s not hard to see this playing out. Badenoch is beyond useless and is replaced by Jenrick, who goes after the Nazi vote. Question is then whether that splits the far right.

23/8/2025, 10:36:54 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She is despicable.

23/8/2025, 10:34:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She broke the law. She went to prison. It’s not that hard.

23/8/2025, 9:40:13 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is beyondd parody. The same DOJ in 2022 abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics...

22/8/2025, 10:41:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

Here’s the DOJ’s assessment of her in 2022: abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics...

22/8/2025, 9:48:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

Edited. Without any doubt.

22/8/2025, 7:03:05 PM | 79 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuckers. Absolute fuckers.

21/8/2025, 6:05:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And a rapist

21/8/2025, 4:00:41 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So this guidance from the government on how to use VPN’s is out of date ? www.ncsc.gov.uk/collection/d...

21/8/2025, 3:54:47 PM | 27 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 3:37:38 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cruise missiles are accurate to about 3m. So Putin deliberately targeted this US factory. Trump gonna do anything about it ?

21/8/2025, 3:35:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

He does have his nose up his ass

21/8/2025, 3:30:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good find !

19/8/2025, 5:01:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damian’s fucking possessed.

19/8/2025, 4:52:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hilarious. Why doesn't Putin go to Kiev for the tri-lateral ?

19/8/2025, 2:48:54 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would have thought that her probably cast iron false imprisonment claim would bankrupt the Teaxs GOP. Surely it's also a criminal offence ?

19/8/2025, 2:46:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evil Whippet (@evilwhippet.bsky.social) reply parent

Sleeping with Steve Bannon is a rash gesture, dear boy.

19/8/2025, 2:44:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view