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Hap Jordan

@eyeshade.bsky.social

Retired Accountant, engaged citizen.

created November 14, 2024

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Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

Highly unlikely.

15/9/2025, 3:16:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

He forgot to add " ...in our galaxy."

15/9/2025, 3:47:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

No news is bad news.

13/9/2025, 2:58:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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11/9/2025, 3:44:24 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just another example of their complete and utter incompetence. As a corporation the USA would already be bankrupt under tRump. Can't wait 'til we shareholders can remove him.

4/9/2025, 5:42:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

This is straight-up "Godfather" territory. tRump belongs in prison.

4/9/2025, 2:15:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shoot first, ask questions later.

3/9/2025, 8:10:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

Our Commander 'n Thief.

1/9/2025, 12:56:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

Still unclear how every encounter is "political".

29/8/2025, 2:30:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe the "Golden Shower" curtain?

29/8/2025, 1:42:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

Even when they respond to a burglary, or domestic violence call?

29/8/2025, 1:40:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

Kent State. Four dead in Ohio.

25/8/2025, 3:50:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

Clearly he's been smoking more of it than anyone.

24/8/2025, 5:28:25 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

Why hasn't tRump tried to claim credit for that instead of outright lying about it?

11/8/2025, 5:23:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

The rest of the world will avoid doing business with us, and rightly so.

4/8/2025, 7:56:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

So is imposing global tariffs.

4/8/2025, 7:54:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

"Oh, pretty young girls. Let me touch these."

4/8/2025, 4:31:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

Fight fire with fire.

4/8/2025, 4:28:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

tRump is pathological.

31/7/2025, 3:00:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

Put that $ back into Medicaid, or Mediicare, or SNAP, or (insert social safety-net program here).

31/7/2025, 2:23:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social)

The tRump administration is like a black hole of lunacy. Massive density. Except, it's totally visible, on full display every day.

31/7/2025, 2:20:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

So, we should expect endless, expensive lawsuits, border-to-border and coast-to-coast?

30/7/2025, 9:16:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Con-artist; complete fraud; not one honest bone in his body.

30/7/2025, 9:14:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

They plan to tell states compliance is henceforth optional?

29/7/2025, 9:52:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm with you up, but I doubt many MAGAs are.

26/7/2025, 9:19:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

But is it on The List that was, and then wasn't, on Blondi's desk?

23/7/2025, 11:15:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social)

Is our insane president still dreaming of a tRump resort & casino in Gaza? Heard nothing on that in a while.

22/7/2025, 5:46:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe now you'll see the light?

21/7/2025, 3:22:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

In ANY other true democracy, as we once were before tRump, he'd be gone.

20/7/2025, 1:09:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social)

Epstein! Epstein!! Epstein!!!

19/7/2025, 1:21:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

But, of course! No less should be expected.

14/7/2025, 7:41:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Saw this in a front yard in Sebastipol, CA...

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13/7/2025, 1:42:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Culling the herd to weed out the strongest.

12/7/2025, 1:05:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

But some media help to create the "others" that the malcontents need to target with their negative energy.

11/7/2025, 4:04:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

Expect an appeal. Little Donnie doesn't take " No" for an answer.

10/7/2025, 7:21:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

Aren't they blaming Biden?

8/7/2025, 2:59:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

tRump is absolutely a "Bond villain" of the first magnitude. Dr. NO.

7/7/2025, 2:22:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

The bastards have made it crystal clear that they don't care.

5/7/2025, 1:05:41 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

C.I.N.O.

5/7/2025, 12:11:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

It doesn't slash MY taxes.

5/7/2025, 12:08:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

Watch for the Trump label to start appearing on many of those products.

3/7/2025, 3:27:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

How do we get stuff like this on the six o'clock news. Every stinking day!?

2/7/2025, 8:40:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

Pass the flaming turd before it burns you? Too late gurl.

1/7/2025, 11:40:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social)

be reported as "crime statistics", with associated charges brought against DJT and the current G.O.P.

1/7/2025, 8:36:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social)

If the BBB becomes law a measurable increase in death rates from multiple causes should be expected over the ensuing years. Causes will be myriad, i.e. heat stroke, malnutrition and hunger, cancer and preventable diseases, lack of warning on hurricanes and tornadoes, etc. The resulting data should

1/7/2025, 8:35:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hillary Rodham Clinton (@hillaryclinton.bsky.social) reposted

If one of these people is your senator, it is incredibly important that you call them today. Urge them to vote NO on the Senate budget bill that would make most Americans poorer to give billionaires a tax cut they don't even need.

 Iowa: Sen. Ernst Maine: Sen. Collins Missouri: Sen. Hawley North Carolina: Sen. Tillis Ohio: Sen. Husted Utah: Sen. Curtis West Virginia: Sen. Capito
30/6/2025, 3:53:48 PM | 3726 1941 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

The difference: white immigrants.

28/6/2025, 1:23:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

Vicious gangs (ICE) and collapsing governance (Congress). Hmmnn.πŸ€”

27/6/2025, 9:37:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably already on a bus headed to Alligator Alcatraz.

26/6/2025, 12:40:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

Loose lips sink ships.

23/6/2025, 9:23:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is a clear and distinct lack of intelligence throughout this entire administration, from the top all the way down.

23/6/2025, 8:40:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

He has African American friends?

20/6/2025, 3:35:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

Nobody knows what I'm going to do, including me.

18/6/2025, 4:00:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I cannot grasp how so many Congessional Republicans can't see how cruel and clueless they all appear to be by riding tRump's coattails of cruelty and cluelessness. It truly is cult-like.

18/6/2025, 2:48:48 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

My first protest was May Day 1969, at the Washington Monument, against the Vietnam War. It was peaceful.

15/6/2025, 3:19:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Upwards of 2,000 in New Haven CT and a march through the streets closed to vehicles by NHPD. A good day for We, the People.

15/6/2025, 12:42:18 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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tRump won't pay them, he'll send the bill to Newsome.

12/6/2025, 3:41:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

How do your Republican colleagues face the world each day with those scarlet letters ("C" for Coward) sewn on their breasts?

10/6/2025, 3:47:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social)

I'm attending No Kings's event, β€œNew Haven: No Kings, No Billionaires, No Genocide!” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/mobilize/eve...

5/6/2025, 7:50:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

tRump couldn't find most of them on a map.

5/6/2025, 3:16:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

Rhiannon Giddens is a treasure.

1/6/2025, 7:34:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

Who wrote that for him? It's WAY too clear and coherent.

26/5/2025, 1:44:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

So, how do we get tRumpers to hear the truth?

17/5/2025, 3:06:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

A new pedal? Band? Beverage?

16/5/2025, 2:09:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

Because the man is dumb as a rock.

11/5/2025, 2:16:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

He's got the wrong finger raised.

3/5/2025, 3:00:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

OMG! Pathological. Off the charts.

30/4/2025, 2:06:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

And let's not forget the fundamental difference between 'federal law' and 'executive order'.

25/4/2025, 4:12:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/4/2025, 3:17:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of them is CT with our Super-AG William Tong.

24/4/2025, 3:21:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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About 60 today, BIG # for our little purple town of Cheshire.

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19/4/2025, 9:08:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

100% agree.

18/4/2025, 11:18:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

I agree with your sentiment, but doesn't everyone have the right to legal representation, no matter how awful they are? Hopefully the worst criminals end up with the worst lawyers.

18/4/2025, 9:18:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

"Terrorist organizations", like our SSA?

13/4/2025, 3:23:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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illegal retaliation, extortion; tow-may-tow, tow-mah-tow.

11/4/2025, 11:53:26 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

I've been wondering, for the past two months, if you "forget" to file your tax return for 2024, how long would it take for them to notice, if ever?

9/4/2025, 3:26:35 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social)

In his abusive relationship with the rest of the FREE world tRump is the wife-beater. AND he has access to guns.

8/4/2025, 12:58:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

"Conservative" no longer applies to the Republican party. Extremists have driven it off a cliff.

7/4/2025, 5:16:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

Sec'y of Ag because she once ate a vegetable? WTAF?!

6/4/2025, 3:59:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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tRump's lies are often infused with superlatives. In this case he HAS drawn the "biggest" crowds. HUGE!

6/4/2025, 3:31:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hands Off New Haven.

6/4/2025, 1:46:11 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

Why does tRump want us all dead? Just because he's a psychopath? Is it that simple?

5/4/2025, 3:22:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

DJT is a total POS.

4/4/2025, 3:33:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy Anniversary.

3/4/2025, 2:02:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

Speaking of lunatics throwing our country into chaos . . .🀨

2/4/2025, 3:27:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Subscribe! It's a handful of pennies per month. She's worth every cent. And then some. Every freakin' nite she writes a letter! She's brilliant!

2/4/2025, 3:23:34 AM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

We're surrounded by morons. Lock them up.

1/4/2025, 8:02:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

Not clear to me how it would impact only Democrat voters.

1/4/2025, 2:37:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

Okay, but fear of what? That they'll be "hit on", or something? Fear not.

26/3/2025, 4:56:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

What're you gonna name it?

26/3/2025, 3:37:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social) reply parent

IF it hadn't been classified wouldn't that be another screwup?

26/3/2025, 3:34:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hap Jordan (@eyeshade.bsky.social)

What is this, a rerun of The Apprentice? Cabinet positions at the highest level of gov't don't come with a learning curve! These Secretaries aren't probationary employees. FIRE them!

25/3/2025, 10:52:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And this administration is fine with that.🀬

25/3/2025, 1:57:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only the best and the brightest.

24/3/2025, 10:58:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is so much tRumppoop hitting the fan that there doesn't seem to be enough media to cover it all.

21/3/2025, 3:23:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He is inexplicable.

11/3/2025, 4:03:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And gross incompetence.

11/3/2025, 4:00:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Figured y'all were in there somewhere. πŸ‘

11/3/2025, 3:48:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are there any of those left? Close allies? Besides Russia, Hungary?

10/3/2025, 3:30:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We are all North Americans. Nothing else should matter. Unless you have the brain of a garden slug.

10/3/2025, 3:28:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view