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@fakekraid.bsky.social

Middle-aged genderfluid retro gaming millennial socialist failslime. Very friendly if you don't say any of my activation phrases. Still friendly if you do but I will be thinking very impolite things about you.

created September 26, 2024

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Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

That's the thing, your perception of reality is distorted by ideology

1/9/2025, 9:32:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We actually don't though

1/9/2025, 9:31:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Animated Series was the golden era of The Joker, where he was exactly as likely to endanger the lives of hundreds of people as he was to pull a harmless prank, depending entirely on which he thought was funnier at the moment

1/9/2025, 7:42:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

It happened after The Dark Knight

1/9/2025, 7:40:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

Where's the crying statue of liberty?

1/9/2025, 7:39:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

Hitler and mainstream Hindu India had, and still have, a fairly amenable relationship.

1/9/2025, 7:38:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

Though I think he hurt himself more than anyone else, by burning out and going off the deep end. Had/has plenty of repugnant views, but also undoubtedly some mental issues as well.

1/9/2025, 7:37:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

The US engineered the entire conflict on both sides in the first place, why would they try and stop it?

1/9/2025, 7:33:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

fukc

1/9/2025, 7:32:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

That level of blindness and cluelessness is not possible innocently

1/9/2025, 7:30:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

At this point I consider people who do not yet realize the political and corporate mainstream are their enemies beyond hope, they will be wringing their hands and screaming "I don't understand why this is happening!" even as the rifles are aimed at them from the front

1/9/2025, 7:30:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

Hmmmmmmm looks gay I'm in

1/9/2025, 7:27:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

Liberal is a derogatory term, liberals are in fact the enemy

1/9/2025, 7:00:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

It's literally the only corralling tactic the democrats have, since they've decided to openly tell not only the few leftists left in the party but at this point even the moderates to go fuck themselves forever because they're never running a non-fascist again

1/9/2025, 7:00:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social)

Being shadowbanned makes this site a lot less fun

1/9/2025, 6:55:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

No, just outdated and misguided. Our enemies are capitalists and the fascists who support them, not the leftover embers of long-dead feudalism

1/9/2025, 6:54:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Apparently "does he publicly get along with known Nazis" and "does he have a history of using the force of the state against the most vulnerable members of society, and vocally intent to continue doing so" are now "purity tests". I don't think it's possible to satirize this.

1/9/2025, 6:53:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

Actually, that's just one sentence

1/9/2025, 6:50:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

Pathetically outdated and misguided

1/9/2025, 6:44:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

Why would we work with enemies who are going to torture and kill us as soon as they get what they want?

1/9/2025, 6:41:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

If you're going to throw us into a pit to do so, then obviously no, we can't, you fucking clueless backstabber

1/9/2025, 6:41:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

He's not, he's a really bad guy. Arguably as bad as Trump, just younger and therefore not having had as much time and opportunity to do evil

1/9/2025, 6:39:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

Translation: "we want to lose again, even worse this time if possible"

1/9/2025, 6:36:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

He doesn't even talk a good game, he fraternizes with Nazis and despises transgender people

1/9/2025, 6:36:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm into it

1/9/2025, 6:25:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

soup!!!!!

1/9/2025, 2:13:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

That zucchini looks like it's barred from street carry in at least six states

31/8/2025, 8:24:52 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

For my part, I just have crap joints, and while my proprioception isn't all that bad in motion, if I'm not actively paying attention at rest my limbs and other sticky-out bits are liable to end up anywhere just from excess laxity

31/8/2025, 7:12:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, high overlap between autism and various genetic/congenital joint and musculo-skeletal conditions

31/8/2025, 7:10:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

I love discord social dynamics

31/8/2025, 7:05:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

Why do you think the US is democratic and China is authoritarian when all the actual evidence points to the reverse?

31/8/2025, 5:37:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

What do you think "authoritarianism" is, exactly? If the vast majority of citizens want these things, don't you think getting them would be a sign of democracy and not authoritarianism?

31/8/2025, 5:34:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

I shall, with pleasure

30/8/2025, 8:30:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

I hate gacha but I love women with big, muscular shoulders and malicious, mercurial personalities, so Gold Ship leaves me very conflicted

30/8/2025, 6:59:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow turns out command economies DO work

30/8/2025, 6:58:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*slaps roof of car, wincing slightly as its sharp profile cuts into my hand* this bad boy can fit SUCH A MODERATE AMOUNT of spaghetti

30/8/2025, 6:56:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn, glad I didn't miss this one

30/8/2025, 6:54:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

Ain't you still got poor people to feed?

30/8/2025, 6:43:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

Doesn't seem likely rn but it is likely he's not doing so good

30/8/2025, 6:37:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

The NES has a limited palette that's heavily biased towards the high frequency side

30/8/2025, 6:34:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

This is stupid. Things are not going to "go back to normal" after Trump dies, and there is not going to be any "healing". The democrats are not going to do any investigations, there will be no purge, and they will make sure all his gains in oppressing vulnerable groups and workers are kept.

30/8/2025, 5:53:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

Our enemies? What enemies?

30/8/2025, 5:34:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

That may be a part of it but I suspect it also has to do with them being significantly richer than the next two generations as well

30/8/2025, 5:31:40 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

People can hate on Nintendo as a company all they want but they still make the best AAA games

30/8/2025, 2:23:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure, I.... guess??

30/8/2025, 12:22:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

No, I'm going to keep making fun of the French, thanks

30/8/2025, 12:18:18 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The amount of effort and power it would take to "take over" the democrat party is like, five or six times the amount it would take to just build a working class party from scratch. Are you just really into donkeys??

30/8/2025, 3:08:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

I wanna see him strung up by his feet

30/8/2025, 3:07:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

Gross

30/8/2025, 3:06:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

MY bedfellow, MY business

30/8/2025, 3:04:16 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuckin HATE it when he does that

30/8/2025, 3:03:55 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

Female empowerment written by sociopaths

30/8/2025, 3:03:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

bet

30/8/2025, 12:45:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh god she can't see the cancel download button

30/8/2025, 12:45:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey remember when you extrajudicially assassinated a US citizen by drone

30/8/2025, 12:42:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

She also appears in CvS2

30/8/2025, 12:40:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

Originally Final Fight, but she made her way into the Street Fighter series in, iirc, one of the Alpha games

30/8/2025, 12:40:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

Maki!

30/8/2025, 12:39:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is no locker in the world that is dark and cramped enough to stuff this boy inside until he learns socially acceptable behaviors

30/8/2025, 12:36:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

What the fuck kind of stupid ass nerd name is that

30/8/2025, 12:35:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh no, let's not throw out reality while we're praising good behavior: PLENTY of scientists use excellent methodology and work with great discipline on missions antithetical to public health, whether in the weapons industry, in advertisement psychology, in advanced economics, or many other fields

30/8/2025, 12:34:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

A Nazi can be gay, trans, black, or any other identity; the only thing none of them are is human

30/8/2025, 12:30:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

It's essentially not even a statistic; I don't think there's any margin of error small enough that that wouldn't just register as 0%

30/8/2025, 12:29:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

Which iirc is an underrepresentation by a factor of ~10x?

30/8/2025, 12:26:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To me, the series that carried strategic shmup play past the arcade era was R-Type

30/8/2025, 12:24:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

Most of the older shmups feel like that for a combination of quarter-eating reasons and also because hardware limits made more analysis-reaction based bullet hell play unfeasible

30/8/2025, 12:23:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

I just started a metroidvania called Zexion, but I've also been playing a lot of [REDACTED FOR THE FAINT OF HEART] to catch up with recent updates. Besides that, school started up again

30/8/2025, 12:20:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

Is it a Spike Chunsoft style mystery dungeon game?

30/8/2025, 12:18:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's grown to match its old reputation as literally only being good for tech support

30/8/2025, 12:15:26 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

It's far from the only PS2 game I'm interested in playing on my own CRT again

30/8/2025, 12:13:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

I have been wondering that myself for a while, when I have some spare income and time I plan to make a couple quick purchases and rig up my PS2 with one

30/8/2025, 12:12:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm glad it's them and not us

30/8/2025, 12:09:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There may be trans Nazis but there are still no Nazi people

30/8/2025, 12:07:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

No, not Nazis

30/8/2025, 12:06:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

What an appropriate account name

29/8/2025, 11:50:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(because of disc load lag on the PS2, to be clear, not for any other reason)

29/8/2025, 11:43:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

Not sure which is worse, I'd happily kill either type of person

29/8/2025, 11:42:39 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or that you are motivated by loyalty to moneyed interests and their well-being and shared humanity simply doesn't enter your thoughts at all

29/8/2025, 11:42:11 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

yee

29/8/2025, 11:39:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wonder what his cardiopulmonary health looks like

29/8/2025, 11:39:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

Diamonds are supposed to be pretty clear, not sure how you messed that part up

29/8/2025, 11:37:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

Tbh tho, I don't see how therapy hasn't been that always; it may be noticeably worse right now but the US has always been an anti-life nation with intolerable living conditions. I suppose the main thing that has changed is therapy becoming more accessible to workers and not just capitalists.

29/8/2025, 11:30:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of the only games I've ever played that's markedly better emulated than on hardware

29/8/2025, 11:21:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

Thus, unless an epidemic or other broad health issue begins to affect worker productivity on a large scale, capitalist medicine is more than happy with bandaid solutions

29/8/2025, 11:13:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

There's a lot to be said about that, but the short of it is that all health care under capitalism is aimed solely at keeping workers at work as much as possible, regardless of how detrimental it is to their actual health.

29/8/2025, 11:12:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Least we got the furry one

29/8/2025, 6:51:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still waiting for a Touhou platform fighter

29/8/2025, 6:44:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

It's one thing if you find the idea of bigotry being aimed at inanimate objects ironically amusing, but those people aren't the ones throwing the word around as if it were a punchline in itself

29/8/2025, 6:41:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It would be absurd if they were, given the US was the engineer of the entire conflict in the first place

29/8/2025, 6:39:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The thing liberals are most frightened of is a broad working class coalition, and they will do anything in their power to prevent one

29/8/2025, 6:35:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FakeKraid (@fakekraid.bsky.social) reply parent

That's likely the main idea in the first place

29/8/2025, 6:34:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Under a socialist scheme, workers rendering themselves redundant is a thing to be celebrated; the reduction of drudgery, whether physical or mental, reduces the burden on everyone. It is the relentless demand for ever-increasing profit that turns automation into a crisis.

29/8/2025, 5:18:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's because it exists in a capitalistic society, and that's the purpose of all technology in a capitalistic society

29/8/2025, 5:17:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sadly that's the best thing you can do with it nowadays

29/8/2025, 5:16:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Literally every frame of this episode would be perfect for this page

29/8/2025, 5:14:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep that's them alright ❤️

29/8/2025, 5:13:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Always a tragedy when Economic Realities™ cut short creative potential like that

29/8/2025, 5:12:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Understandable though, as weighed down as she is

29/8/2025, 5:10:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hammer and hoe

29/8/2025, 5:08:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't feel much better about state operatives

29/8/2025, 5:04:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view