I am turning into a one-issue voter and that issue is “drop the MOAB in Silicon Valley”
Sorry in advance about all the Warhammer posts
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I am turning into a one-issue voter and that issue is “drop the MOAB in Silicon Valley”
Happy birthday Roel van Helden 🐺
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Oh, he brought a bag lunch. Smart
Why does he look like the Bogdanoff brothers
The Iron Warriors stole an Imperial tank from the Pile of Shame (a work in progress)
Cafeteria Bitch and it was $6.75 an hour (1996)
FYI the reason I started listening to Cannibal Corpse is the song “Scourge of Iron” came up on Apple Music when I let it go random, and it reminded me of @grahammcneill.bsky.social’s books about the Iron Warriors. So now you know!
I’m reading the new Horus Heresy rule book and did you know: the Fourth Legion used to informally be known as the “Corpse Grinders.” (The Imperium later suppressed that, for obvious reasons)
This article is unreal. I’ve never seen a flashing neon sign this bright in written text.
These freaks don’t buy things! Look at what happened to Target!
Drawings from 2013 when I only used traditional media. I think I might have still been working at the call centre here but on the tail end of being made redundant. The first one, (the crow with a human skeleton) was the first piece I made that went viral and it got bought by Anchorage Brewing
One day, should literacy survive the current fascism, we will learn just how much ghoulish care went into propping this man up. I feel like it will ironically be a cross between Hawking’s vast health team and four 20 year old tan studio clerks who also do IV drips.
If you say homeschooling is bad your mentions get swarmed with people describing a utopian setup but 99% of the time this is the reality
I think that person’s sourdough might have gone stale? Otherwise what the hell
I have seen two separate parents driving with one hand, phone in the other, with their kids in the car. I hate it and I hate them
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
I have a lot of recent followers so this is a great chance to tell you: I hate bananas. It is the food I hate the most. Smell, taste, texture, all disgusting. I’m going to kill this robot!
JD Vance must immediately produce evidence that President Trump is still alive! True MAGA patriots will never accept the #vancecoup! Please like and share to send a message to the RINOs in Washington: no Vance coup!
Shepard Smith
Listening to Devoured by Vermin at the gym and ✨manifesting✨
It’s Trump’s favorite Bach piece!
Slimer is a nurgling
listen, if you have any information about…ya know…i’m marisakabas.04 on signal 🫠
I was expecting goatse but still. Good one
Th stupid God-Emperor memes will come true (he’ll be hooked to a life support machine and survive in a coma for centuries)
Eric and Don Jr in about 36 hours:
THREE WEEKS! I am seeing them in St. Louis in exactly three weeks! I’m hovering above the ground!
Manifesting ❤️❤️
An enduring theme since the 80’s has been that capitalists are too stupid to perform capitalism correctly.
This will destroy undergraduate STEM education too. Those grad students are all teaching assistants.
oh are we talking about Jerry Jones today?
At Ant-Man and the Wasp, I saw the most infuriating commercial. it was from Exxon-Mobile and it was about their supposed commitment to renewable energy. A cheerful young woman in a hard hat looked at the camera and said, “We’ve got this! 😀”
Sexist trash about women in sports, probably nothing you haven’t seen before
Jesus Christ you’re fucking stupid
Happy birthday Billy and Aimee! Good kitties!
Happy birthday!
Oh great. “What if your phone was The Cops?” from the Lying Machine
C’mon people, conservatives all think looking presentable is gay!
CAS webinar opens with a warning not to feed the ASOPS to Chat GPT to get answers to questions of actuarial practice, because its conclusions when presented with scenarios are “wild.”
EV drivers, on average, pay 49% higher premiums than those who drive internal-combustion cars.
The only “debate” I have actually attended, at the three institutions I either worked at or went to, was between Ron Jeremy and an anti-pornography pastor. (And guess what, it went exactly how you’re imagining it went)
May God damn America
Just this mom’s opinion!
GRABBY HANDS- 2022
Apple Music launched their tool that transfers your music and playlists from Spotify. It’s super easy. Cancel Spotify.
Every now and again I get ads for Burzum merchandise. (That’s the band in which Varg got internationally famous for murdering a band mate)
Why would the parent institution of Wexner Medical Center do this?!
Lock Him Up! bsky.app/profile/fake...
“I don’t remember when Shakespeare plays were drag shows,” someone just commented, and I had to look at their other posts to see if they were in earnest. They were.
I’m manifesting “public perp walk in handcuffs” so hard, even if he’s acquitted he should be humiliated to the max in the meantime
I hate this fucking weenie so much. He’s gadding about in Paris and I see no proof at all that he’s ever had a real job. Loser!
We deserve this, besties ❤️❤️
Sam Altman should be in jail
combating csam requires basically a total restructuring of society in a way that a lot of ppl are utterly resistant to. socialism or barbarism indeed.
Praying for congestive heart failure to believe in itself and be successful ❤️❤️
Did anyone order a donut wolf?
this is why he hates and is obsessed with professor conway. She helped prove that michael j bailey is a serial rapist. Tell the people you know about this. Ensure the image is saved.
That is a nasty way to talk about YOUR OWN KIDS. Good god
I went to college in the 90’s and very few of my friends had phones. I remember walking with a friend to get a burrito, maybe ten minutes, and her mom called her FOUR TIMES.
As the mom of a 16 year old I am urging you: go eat a gun this second.
URGENT: If you have ANY information about Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s whereabouts and/or the process to send him to Uganda, PLEASE message me on Signal: marisakabas.04 Your anonymity will be fully protected. I know it’s scary to speak out, but this is a man’s life.
Taster. What would a “food taser” even be? Leaving the original up because all my losses is lessons
What a fucking pussy oh my god. Heather Has Two Mommies was published THIRTY YEARS AGO
One of my nieces is getting married in October…. assuming It Hasn’t Happened by then, I think I’ll worriedly ask my brother in law if the President has a food taser because man he does not look good
I don’t even see the point of this public handwringing (this guy isn’t the first to post this exact same self indulgent nonsense). No one has to join anything! You can just …. not join.
You don’t hate America enough
Behold: the Felis Irae
Waiting to pick my daughter up from practice and saw license plate “MEMELRD.” brb I have some tires to slash
#warhammer my friend brought me some wh books and these two have been living in my head rent free
Right after the election my notifications became nothing but “Radfem Hitler tweeted.” I never followed her!
Helllooooooo! cc @idioticsynergy.bsky.social look what you made me do
Lol
On his deathbed #JamesDobson received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but God, and Mohammed is his prophet!
My daughter is taking AP Biology. Last night she asked me about standard error and was treated to a delightful ten minute lecture about calculations, the standard normal distribution, and data. What the hell do kids do without an actuary in the house?!
It’s cool to have my grocery bills and power bills growing every month while the same amount of income tax is withheld from my paychecks 👍🏽
I'll paypal you 10 bucks if you drop an upper decker in the Tesla Diner toilets
One of my friends from a prior job has a disabled son. When the boy was 2, a boss suggested he could be more productive at work if he and his wife had their child institutionalized. In 2002! (My friend went apeshit and told him off, and later left that job for the one where we met, years later)
I always think about one of my daughter’s friends when I see this handwringing about these awful kids cutting off their poor parents. Her dad screams and calls her the R word when he loses his temper. But when she stops talking to him as an adult he’ll just blame “wokeness.”
She’s presenting like a mandrill!
ive been filing a lot of lawsuits lately with young drivers and am now of the mind that no one under the age of 25 should be able to drive.
is it ok to say that jk rowling should be harmed because she's a billionaire on here or is it only bannable to say that jk rowling should be harmed because she's a transphobe? trying to understand the moderation on here
I, a middle aged mom, can do 5 wide grip pull ups with decent form. Six if it’s a really good day!
Rest in piss you dog-abusing son of a bitch!
HUMAN ARTISTS IF EARTH! Use only one photograph of tiny painted toy soldiers to convince people to follow you. Folks…. May I introduce Kevin, my newest Overlord. He just needs to be varnished
You just know clone!Fulgrim still has the same talent as the original, Trazyn lets him out to paint from time to time :) [ #necrons | #wh40k ]
“Chat with Gemini Cloud assist” no ❤️
Aside from anything else this just looks like shit!
there's a kind of mini-crisis in medicine, from terry schiavo to transgender care to snake oil/anti-vax/covid conspiracy stuff, where medical professionals are very restricted by privacy laws in how much truth they can tell, but liars are free to lie
oh boy this is a chance to repost my favourite tweet (originally from @lyle.wrathclub.com)
I felt pretty bad for her when Green Glenwald encouraged his followers to harass her but maybe that was a stopped clock situation?
My father in law has some kind of non-specific dementia, I have no idea what anyone else’s excuse is
You should watch Angela Collier’s video about Target if you haven’t! m.youtube.com/watch?v=lPVS...
"How bad slavery was" is worse. Much worse. Much worse than you think, much worse than you're taught, much worse than museums depict. Worse.
We love to sing and celebrate this song with you live: Sanctified With Dynamite has now surpassed 60 million streams on Spotify! Do you remember the last time you listened to it - was it live, on record, or through streaming?
Fenrir’s revenge- 2025
the problem with Zuck’s original idea for Facebook was that, for a majority of conservatives, college-aged women are too old