A hogtied trump in the back of a pickup truck. Get to work Bluesky.
Bondage rigger. Bad boys get spankings. So do good boys. I’m equal opportunity.
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A hogtied trump in the back of a pickup truck. Get to work Bluesky.
This might be a niche gig you could get into: gay kinky party clown! Blowing up peen and pucker balloons. Tying up the birthday boy. Serving cake. This seriously could be a money maker.
If this were a commercial for underwear I would be rushing to the store or website to buy a few pairs. 😛
So it’s Elio but with magic.
Hmmm… It does seem strange that I’ve had a sudden spate of these accounts in the past week. Maybe a BlueSky update? I’ll have to review the accounts I’ve blocked.
Time will tell.
That’s a cute idea but it’s someone younger than the wife.
Tell ya what: you’re entitled to repost hundreds of pics from your own account and others throughout the day. But don’t expect me to put up with having to endlessly scroll through it all. You’re getting blocked. I don’t remember this kind of reposting behavior at the other place.
Gee, where was a story like this that reported what the republicans have been doing during the past thirty years?
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I’ll have mine lightly buttered.
I’m voting for the moans and groans, especially with headphones on!
Gotta go dance naked in that rain!
What else would you expect from this guy after playing Stepin’ Fetchit for the orange pedophile? “Yassah! Yassah, Massa trump! Yassah!”
That’s regular guy reflex action but there’s an intensity when you got a buzz going.
Same happens when I pop a gummie and the jar is right next to the dick pills and I think “Hmmm… Great idea!”
Yeah, especially since dating and getting to know someone can enhance sex.
But it’s really not dating. It’s hooking up for sex. Dating would mean spending time with another guy *not* having sex.
I’m not generalizing, though. Going by my own experiences and what I hear from friends and guys I chat with on line.
Ok, I don’t want to be harsh in discussing men like this, but many simply do not want to be emotionally available. They do not want a relationship, they just want the sex. And no matter how hot or how incredible the sex is, they think it will be more hot and more incredible with the next guy.
Well, always hard to say. As with real life hooking up, some guys who ghost keep looking for something and someone new.
I enjoyed it and I assume he did too. Enthusiastic and hot replies that were three or more sentences. Whether he ghosts me or not will be the true test. 😂
Thanks!
Hmmm… Just finished a two hour sexting session with a guy and I think it was mostly due to both of us being slow one-finger typers.
Dayum!
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“I’m not going to allow all this shrimp go to waste!!!” cried Ida Straus as she shoveled trays of Mediterranean Red into her bodice.
He’s just rattling off all the places the NYPD looked when they raided his place.
The Philadelphia Eagles bent their knees to the orange pedophile with their White House visit. Any end zone message they display is entirely hypocritical.
That’s funny… I thought not having anyone from Mississippi on BlueSky was a special feature.
Yum!
Yep! I love reaching around from behind to grope and tease up a nice pair! Drives some guys batshit crazy!
Thanks! I’ve been seeing ads for it and have been thinking of trying it out.
How is it for edging?
I think we are going to have to go over there ourselves and drag him back here in a sleep sack. 👿
Can’t wait to see the porn that creators make with this!
“PS: Go fuck yourself, you insufferable nazi cunt!”
“Chudai Chai for Ben! A Chudai Chai for Ben!”
Repost if you love the lockerroom 😈
I don’t care what anyone says—dry humping the bed feels so fucking good! Enjoyable to watch, too!
This ain’t no Ireland! This ain’t no Scotland! This ain’t no fooling’ around!
Cross post with your favorite gif.
Well, when at home, going naked.
An article from seven years ago and dammit—I still want more shirtless pics from Gus Kenworthy! #GusKenworthy
I’ve long had a thing for sticky-out ears like this guy from a TV commercial…
what is a classic film everyone should watch at least once? x
Lordy!
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I guess they are also apolitical. 🫤
I see both still on Twitter. x.com/heavy_ x.com/SwitchTied
Hmmm… Disappointing… Also disappointing that @SwitchTied won’t come over here.
Has anyone heard from @heavycorp.bsky.social lately?
“Gays going back to Twitter”?!? Well, I suppose there were gays who happily jumped up on the cattle cars that went to Auschwitz because they wanted to summer in the countryside.
“Sir, we need your urgent help! A woman in the ER will not let us grab her pussy! You are the only one who can do it!”
I would get carpel tunnel syndrome…
These are a few of my favorite things!
Dayum… I’ve been thinking a lot lately about applying forced feminization on a muscle jock. I need to browse online for man-sized bras and panties.
When nip play is happening, either giving or receiving, I will have a very short fuse. It’s not a foreplay action for me—it’s an accelerant!
Three pairs of jeans to cut through… That’s going to do a real number on my pinking shears.
Why, I wonder, do I like these juvenile clips so much? I sometimes seem to be stuck in a fourteen year old maturity level.
The dick never lies.
My dismay over @ottersquatter.bsky.social appropriating furry kink is countered by my desire to dry hump him while he wears that fox head. I shall have to think about this…
USPSdotCom tricked me into using 2 factor authentication for Informed Delivery. Once you agree to it there is no way to undo it. Unlike other websites with 2FA, the USPS site does not autofill the code box. It’s now such a royal PITA to look at my mail that I don’t care anymore!
Batter! Batter! Batter! Batter! Batter! Batter! Batter!
“It would have been a Greater War, Sir!” — a trump lackey
once again, i didn’t write any of this dialogue myself and i’m not sure what some of these jokes(?) even mean. 😂 ai generated video and dialogue 🔊
Weird jokes or not, I like that Dom’s attitude!
I am ready to play those bongos!
I give a scornful side eye to grown ass men who use the word “poop”.
Minimum security means she is easier to get to. Her days are numbered.
I like that mixture of frustration, anger, and disbelief some guys get when they are tied up and realize they cannot get themselves free. I’m replying on my front porch the cool night air.
I love it! We need a bondage musical!
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One of the perks of early retirement: every night is a weekend night.
Yep! It was one of those perfect summer nights.
It’s 2025–you can say “Fuck” now.
His poor enabling aunt who still makes two meatloaves, one without onions.
55 year old, who always generously offers to buy the cake on the assumption that his requests for a corner piece with the massive lumps of icing will be fulfilled out of obligation.
Really, who hasn’t?
Time to confess and RT this post!!😈🐽🩲🥵🔥 #muskyundies #sniffundies #underwearfetish
Quote this pic with your favorite cock pic 🍆🍆🍆
When you really know a couple, you already have their net worth listed in a spreadsheet.
Just gave me an idea for a blind dating service…
So those of you who have already gone to see Superman: Is David Corenswet spank bank material?
I have been constantly trying to get a favorite bondage sub content creator to migrate here but he has refused to budge and I’m beginning to wonder if he likes it there. 🤨
He a dead man.
American Ninja Warrior is trans positive!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
“Bro-sploring” is my new favorite word to describe one of my favorite activities!
Spent a lovely late evening mellowing out with my friends in their hot tub. Watched the nearby fireworks show and then we watched the fireflies. Wonderful!
It does not even qualify as a sex chat response.
We start carrying. Let’s give the maga fuckers a taste of what they dish out.
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Usually not a fan of hands tied in front but hell yeah this works!
An ad for these shorts pops up every so often in my Facebook feed and I always do a double take:
It’s Dom, not dom.
Yeah, he’s an antisemite who worked closely with Brad Lander to insure a victory for one or the other.
We can only hope these people are never able to breed.
Cupping your hands behind your head will allow the heat escape from your armpits. It will allow your musk to escape too.