Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
Easy one to make
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Easy one to make
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
She was not referring to Bernie. She was referring to Graham Platner. Who is wearing the uniform of his potential constituents.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
He looks like 90% of the men I see in my daily life in southern and central Maine. Which is kind of the point. The jeans are clean. He could attend church like that and not raise any eyebrows (and probably has).
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
“You have to know when you are losing it… and if you are losing it, maybe it’s time to stop.” seems like a really weird bit to put into something intended to be inspirational. Well, one can only hope he listens to his own words? He sure doesn’t care about anyone else’s.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social)
Not to be ghoulish but this sort of thing is exactly why I have been hoping for something way more public and obvious than just repeated TIAs and congestive heart failure.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, I thought Trump Deathwatch was a Saturday night gig. I’m unprepared for this round, I’ll be honest.
Lupita Nihongo (@otsumamiboy.bsky.social) reposted
We no longer call it ‘micropenis’ from here on out it is Bone-Petite.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
But I WILL join. Will encourage her to as well. If she outlives that SOB, she can die happy. (For context, she fled the Iranian revolution as a teenager. She knows all about authoritarian misogynist governments.)
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m going down to MA to see a good friend who’s in her 6th year battling stage IV ovarian cancer. It’s a visit we’ve put off longer than we should have and while I expect she’ll be around a while longer, that MFing tumor keeps recurring and we know where that leads. So I will be late joining…
Effin' Birds (@effinbirds.com) reposted
This is how you handle someone who tries to sell AI slop at a con: remove them, and then clown on them relentlessly
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m happy to join in on a repeat if we want to do this every week until it manifests
Sarah Tuttle (@niais.bsky.social) reposted
For now, the website still seems to be working, if anyone needs anything McCall's share.google/BJObT18FroDF...
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
why? he survived
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s going to have a lovely scar on his leg but aside from that it’s likely going to be fine. Wasn’t all that deep.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
Packed the wound with neosporin, covered it with an appropriate bandage, and then told him to make sure he keeps it clean. He added a layer of duct tape over the top and went back outside. 🙄
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
I went to get the first aid bin and came back to see him preparing to “clean” the wound with a dishrag of uncertain vintage and tap water. Stopped him. Made him sit down and deal with it as I cleaned the wound with actual sterile solution intended for that purpose and sterile gauze.
Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reposted
This is the Discworld bit that people know in their bones even if they've never heard of Discworld
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social)
20 year old son finally stepped up and learned to use the chainsaw to help his father (suffering greatly from chronic pain) cut up the logs we had delivered for firewood. And he tweaked himself in the shin with the saw just now. Pants took most of the damage but he had a lovely laceration.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social)
I came close being one of these victims when I moved to Malden from Boston. Got on near BU and felt the clearance sign scrape the top of my rental truck (which was taller than I had thought) and got the hell off Storrow before reaching a bridge because I realized the danger.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
But if it turned out this man had the diagnosis of any/all of the above and arrived at this point because he refused to take the advice of the many qualified physicians who oversee his health, I will laugh and laugh (albeit bitterly, on behalf of the many who could use such care and can't get it).
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
Diabetes doesn't do that. Kidney and heart failure do. And yes, diabetes could cause either or both, but he'd have to have gone undiagnosed & untreated for a very long time, and I just don't see how that's possible. Diagnosed with diabetes but lied about it? Yes. Not diagnosed or treated? No.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social)
Emergency medicine, Medicaid, hedge fund, ranch dressing
Rima I Anabtawi (@rimaanabtawi.bsky.social) reposted
A full 🧵 Israeli High School students are striking and protesting, all across the country against the far right government of Netanyahu’s failure to end the war and return the hostages. Children are the future. Video and stills from today: threadreaderapp.com/thread/19623...
Calvinball Congress (@emericanjezebel.bsky.social) reposted
Every AI person needs to be purged from this site. “Great alternative to LinkedIn” Fuck off you dumb bitch
Atul Gawande (@agawande.bsky.social) reposted
9 CDC Directors going back to 1977 speak out. What RFK Jr has done to our nation’s public health system "should alarm every American." It "is unlike anything we have ever seen at the agency, and unlike anything our country has ever experienced." www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/o...
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social)
I knew there was a reason I never like this cartoon
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
Health insurance and the probably an Irish castle that I could turn into a healthcare commune. With lots of dogs.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
His condition is more likely congestive heart failure. If he had diabetes, they’d be treating him with GLP-1 and he’d be losing weight, not gaining it. Besides, he has that squishy swollen look that says heart or kidney failure (or both).
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s still time. COVID is surging.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m feeling, though, that given the damage that RFK Jr is doing in the name of evangelizing the WAPF message, I am morally obliged to burn the cookbook. Ritually, perhaps. With chanting.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
Good for her. Advocating for her baby.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
Oof. That’s not a joke in that era. Pity the phytoestrogens didn’t actually help.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
I can’t wait for RFK’s DHHS to publish nutritional guidelines that come out hard against feeding soy-base formula to male infants lest they be “feminized” because you KNOW that’s next.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
I refused to make myself stupider by reading beyond the first sentence, but that sentence is comparing Antoine Bèchamp to Louis Pasteur and I don’t really need to go further.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
This post is on the WAPF website so it’s a yes on Terrain Theory
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
It was when you mentioned soy that it all came together. The women calling themselves nutritionists at WAPF hate soy big time.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
I knew I had heard some of his shit before but couldn’t put my finger on it.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
Addendum to the disclosure: cookbook was a gift from a friend. Who was not a WAPF groupie but who was big into natural foods. She meant well, I suppose. Anyway I like their black bean soup recipe.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social)
Full disclosure, I have a copy of a cookbook produced by the lunatic nutritionists who built this woo factory because while they say all kinds of crazy shit about nutrition that is absolutely unrelated to anything scientific, the recipes are pretty good.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
OMG I just realized where RFK is getting his disinformation from. He’s a Weston Price lunatic. IYKYK but if you don’t… www.mcgill.ca/oss/article/...
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh! I saw that one! It’s fun
SwiftOnSecurity (@swiftonsecurity.com) reposted
Someone recently pointed out that a huge portion of those who die from measles without vaccination are in fact those with other conditions. That is actually the goal of RFK Jr. It's a cull.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
The absolute best Bond film was the Daniel Craig/QE2 intro to the London Olympics.
bubbe yaga (@ellearmageddon.bsky.social) reposted
at their core, trans rights, abortion rights, and vaccine rights are actually all the same issue: they’re all about bodily autonomy, and the willingness to concede any of them puts the others at risk.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
10. Anyway, just my reasoning. Trump being in the Epstein files doesn’t affect any of this, I just think it’s something we need to keep at the forefront.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
9. I hypothesize that Vance is trying to set the table so he can jump to the top of the heap before others have a chance to shiv him in the back. Or cause him to die more mysteriously, as Epstein did during Trump’s previous presidency.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
8. By making his remarks, and maybe even by encouraging right wing influencers to share easily debunked photos of Trump golfing (or photos of Trump looking way more haggard than in photos from when he hung out with his buddy Epstein), Vance is setting expectations for what’s to come.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
7. Vance may also have concerns about a potential palace coup by some of the nuttier members of the inner circle (I’m thinking Miller, RFK, perhaps Noem) whose entire careers are utterly dependent upon the Epstein-file-dweller, Trump. They’re not likely to be willing to accept Vance as their boss.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
6. Vance is likely aware that the crazed, conspiracy spouting whack jobs that comprise the most ardent supporters of Trump (whose name is repeated in the Epstein files) would not respond kindly to learning about their hero’s death. Unlike most of us, they believe he is buff and hearty.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
5. Trump himself—whose name probably appears frequently in the Epstein files—has made his lack of enthusiasm for Vance as his successor clear. If it were up to Trump, the next person in the White House would be Ivanka, the only one of his kids he cares about. Unclear if she’s in the Epstein files.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
4. Which means Vance’s succession is in doubt. Now, Vance is the Best Boi of misogynist tech bro Peter Thiel. Thiel and others of that ilk want Vance in office to safeguard their efforts to create a techno fascist state. And, Trump’s name is everywhere in the Epstein files.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
3. That remark about being “ready” was Vance trying to get ahead of “apres moi, le deluge”—because while he is legally the next in line, he’s also aware that laws & norms don’t mean Jack shit to Trump, Trump’s followers, and many of Trump’s cabinet. Trump’s name is in the Epstein files. Everywhere.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
2. Vance knows it. And he also knows that he’s not someone the Christian nationalists/white supremacists will support. The CNs because he’s Catholic, the WSs because he’s married to a woman who is not white. And, Trump’s name is all over the Epstein files.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social)
So this is my take on current events, and y’all can take it or leave it. 1. Trump is dying. I’m not going out on a limb saying that; signs of dementia have been visible for years, his execrable diet and lack of physical fitness are likewise obvious. Also, Trump’s name is in the Epstein files.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social)
I’m processing the fact that it’s been 40 years since I boarded a plane for the three-month semester abroad in Cairo that changed my life forever. I wear the silver necklace I bought during that trip 24/7.
Amy Fried (@asfried.bsky.social) reposted
Susan Collins voted for the VA Administrator. #mepolitics
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social)
I’ll be honest, the Texas/UK comparison surprised me even though I have traveled in both places.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
She was only evil to OTHER people. I knew Mark was the man for me when Zoe walked up to him, sniffed him, and then rubbed her head against his arm.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
And this bitch has the temerity to grumble at me when I attempt to readjust my pillow. It’s MY BED, Holly.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social)
I’m not quite sure how this happened but I have a Great Dane lying across my legs and a Lab pressed against my back and anyway I’m attempting to sleep in a space of approximately 3ft x 2ft on my king size bed. Remember when all I had was an evil cat, @turhansbeycompany.bsky.social ? Good times.
Emissary Of Night | ليلى (@diplomatofnight.com) reposted reply parent
There isn't path to statehood, or a guarantee of territorial integrity, or a promise to withdraw from all of the territories, or the assurance of non-displacement, or an affirmation of the right to water, food, and shelter. There's "you will be expelled from your home forever and I will live on it".
Trumpflation Tracker (@trumpflationtrkr.bsky.social) reposted
Normally they've booked 40% of their fall soybean sales to China at this point. This year, they are at 0% booked, and no, that's not a typo. www.farmprogress.com/soybean/us-s...
C.A. Pinkham (@eyepatchguy.bsky.social) reposted
Separating Dems into those willing to fight vs not is accurate but also not a complete understanding of what’s going on. what we really have is a difference between those who think they can play normal politics at this moment vs those who understand the time for normal politics is long passed
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social)
What did I just watch
Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted
Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first? (Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
My 11th grade English teacher corrected my mispronunciation of “mauve” by saying “that’s how a midwestern teenager would pronounce it.” I was sufficiently pissed off that I replied, “I AM a midwestern teenager” & reread the passage without changing a thing. He was correct, but he was an asshole.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
Their stance on mental health is absolutely infuriating and so, so contemptible.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s been dead inside for decades, the wrapper gotta crumple at some point
CajunBlueAZ ⚜️🇺🇸 🇺🇦 (@cajunblue.bsky.social) reposted
🚨Priest uses his body to attempt to stop ICE vehicles in Broadview, Illinois outside of a detention facility that has refused entry to members of Congress.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
Aren’t they the Shirefolk? Mostly overlooked until they turn out to be absolutely crucial for getting the process underway?
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
I am not a doctor and I know it is complete nonsense. I wish more of my peers did too.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
Maine Dems have fielded weak candidates against Collins in her last two at bats. I liked Sara Gideon as a person but I was well aware that a win wasn’t likely. Maine prejudices about “people from away” can be easily overcome in ME-1 but not in ME-2. Platner, though? He could win in both districts.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
His messaging is absolutely stellar.
The Lincoln Project (@lincolnproject.us) reposted
"Congratulations to President Donald Trump and his whip-smart administration on turning America’s brave National Guard troops into the most expensive gardening crew in human history." https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2025/08/28/trump-national-guard-picking-up-trash-dc/85853498007/
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s funny how much it sounds like heavy rain when it’s about as far from that as you can get.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s beautiful
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
This is why I’m delighted that my HCP has been proactive about it. They have their own vaccine program up and running.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
The same people who wear the all-important US flag on their butts in the form of shorts are committed to ensuring the sanctity of monochrome crosswalks.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe that’s why RFK Jr was rushing to the WH with a wheelbarrow full of beef tallow! The original tallow is leaking out of his cankles and must be replaced immediately! IT ALL FITS! Candlemakers of the East Coast must spring into action to prevent continued fascism.
Dr. Zachary Rubin (@rubinallergy.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
He should never be allowed to go on national TV and claim that SSRIs have a black box warning for homicidal ideation. They don’t. That’s a blatant lie, and someone should be able to say it right then and there.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social)
Had to go to the #Science feed to cool off from all the #IsHeDeadYet speculation on my main timeline. Here, have some science. It’s good for you. 🧪
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t know what that’s from but damn it’s a good one
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s gonna finally get those huge, happy crowds he always wanted so desperately.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve been saying this president’s time in office would be done (one way or another) by September or at latest October since February—just a hunch—and I would be delighted if I were off by a couple of days.
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
i need everyone to focus because when it happens we need to immediately end the vance presidency in the crib by starting a rumor he and peter thiel did it
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
You are definitely not alone in that.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
Nope. Too much correctly used punctuation and perfect spelling, not enough weird capitalization. AI Trump was trained on posts that Trump didn’t write, and it’s functionally incapable of writing at below 6th grade level, so AI doesn’t cut it.
Sara Nović (@novicsara.bsky.social) reposted
Here's something I think a lot of folks don't yet understand, but 16 states' worth of CVSes refusing to give out Covid shots *is* actually preventing people from accessing them. They are the biggest pharmacy chain in the country and they own Aetna insurance, often forcing those clients to use CVS.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
Just please not Ave Maria
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought you were saying that the President IS a wheelbarrow full of beef tallow.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social)
Do or die time is here because we all know what comes next. We’ve seen it.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
What’s the point of that? He’d just rise again at sundown. Well, unless they stake & garlic & holy wafer the pair of them. That could work.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
Sooner or later he’ll trip so I am in favor
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t tease
🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 (@kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com) reposted
Due to rising food costs, the 5-second rule has hereby been extended to 10 seconds. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Elizabeth Le Fen (@fenbeast.bsky.social) reply parent
Between that and the thought of JD Vance doing unto Trump as he did unto Pope Francis, I am greatly encouraged.
jess m. 🌷 (@jametc.bsky.social) reposted
here's the thing, don't feel bad about enjoying this moment because if he is still alive, he is now watching literally the entirety of the english speaking globe celebrating and laughing at the thought of him dying, and THAT is worth it alone