The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
He looks like shit. Like himself.
Frederick, MD. Retiree. Proudly and fiercely anti-authoritarian. Regular guy with no fancy media credentials. Orioles and Ravens fan. Elvis enthusiast. Member of Bluesky Samizdat since December 4, 2024. I post occasional music videos to keep us all sane.
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He looks like shit. Like himself.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
A good idea for dealing with ALL trolls.
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The dems are always, always tumbling into the right-wing frame. Did ANY of them read Lakoff?
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
Christmas stuff in stores in September brings out my inner Andy Rooney.
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He didn't write this. Herman Cain all over again.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
The states' rights, local-control, big-bad-federal-government crowd seems to have scattered under the cabinets like roaches. Almost like they were never, ever serious about these sacrosanct precepts.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent
If they cared about winning elections as much as the GOP does, we wouldn't have this problem.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent
I have no problem wishing ill upon those who cause harm.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent
At this point, an anti-western coalition would include the US.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
Anti-vax attitudes are ALL the evidence you need that conservatives are crackpots and sociopaths. Of course, there are many, many other data points. But that's the only one you need.
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Waiting for Tim McVeigh Memorial Day.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
It's 1020 EDT. Do you know where your president is?
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It's the denial kicking in.
GibbyWantsJustice (@gibbywantsjustice.bsky.social) reposted
If we can protect our children with thoughts and prayers, why do our politicians have security details?
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent
I had a troll here (since blocked) who insisted that trump's crackdowns didn't count because of covid masking five years ago.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent
It doesnt seem like it was so mini
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent
For the lifetime media hound to avoid the media suggests a serious issue. VERY serious. I hope it's driving him even crazier.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish Biden had exploited it while he could. If only to lay out a few boobytraps for his successor. But norms uber alles.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent
Disco was a big part of the soundtrack to my adolescence. Just some of the most sweeping, uplifting music ever created.
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social) reposted
How did Rudy Guiliani fracture vertebrate when he’s a spineless piece of shit?
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
Wonder what form the proof-of-life will take today.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
But you can't get taxed on income you don't make! Checkmate libs!
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Those of us who don't give the legacy media any time are better informed than most.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
Happy Labor Day
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent
I sent a thought.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
My theory, since everybody has one, is that trump has covid. And given his age, baseline health, and previous infection, it's hitting him hard. To disclose that (a) he has covid, and (b) it's bringing him to death's door would be a massive PR disaster for the administration, at many levels.
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I once worked with someone who was virulently against unions "because they're against his religion." He was an evangelical. I asked him where unions are condemned in the Bible. Never got an answer. Evangelicalism is a political movement using religion as a crutch.
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Tom Harkin. An outstanding Senator for many years.
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Does he know how WEAK and FEEBLE he looks?
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
If you can't find one single place to eat in a city of 8 million where you don't get dirty looks, maybe you're the asshole.
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One of the many barriers trump has broken.
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I'm sure all the churches that preach about the dignity of every human life will be all over this.
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Encouraging AF
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a subject-changer.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent
If Biden outlives trump, that would be poetic. If Biden outlives Tapper, that would be hysterical.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
So what do the evangelicals do if it's the immigrants who wind up getting raptured?
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This is not a "crime crackdown". May the media suffer trump's fate soon after he does.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
Here's a reason not to get a vanity plate: your car's much easier to find if it ever winds up on one of those flashing amber alerts.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
Any sightings today?
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent
More than infinity? 😁
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
I hope Donald Trump is enduring every bit as much personal pain and suffering as he has inflicted upon others. No more, no less.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
Evangelicals HAVE to make a big external show and display about being religious. Because nobody would possibly guess that from their behavior.
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Roy Cohn was probably the most disgusting person of all time. But he's being challenged for his title.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
When a guy whose entire life has been about being a media hound suddenly avoids the media for five days... I somehow doubt he's at a monastery.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
The Republicans, always thinking of the children.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
Where did they relocate the rounded-up DC homeless people to? Has anyone bothered to ask?
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent
The NG can always tell him to go screw himself and walk off their jobs.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
A person who bothers to move her car away from the gas pump and to station parking if she's going inside is a considerate person.
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Religious fundamentalism is a crime against humanity.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
Has he shown up anywhere today?
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
So when will Labor Day be replaced by Tim McVeigh Day?
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent
Tim McVeigh will get his own Arlington plot. Mark my words.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent
Well yes. A truly free people listens to inept hacks.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent
Raddatz is state media. Fuck her. Bowser is an inept collaborationist. But Moore missed an opportunity to steer the conversation to what this is all REALLY about.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent
Rebelo with a cause
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent
It wasn't just "performative", it was a deliberate wedge issue. They never cared about Gaza, and still don't.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent
If a white person uses the word "woke" unironically, it's a huge red flag that this person is not to be taken seriously.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
Given how silent organized religion has been on the matter, I presume they're all supportive of making slavery cool again. That should fill up the pews.
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This is probably my favorite Spector record. A great Brian Wilson feel to it.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
I got up and reddit wouldn't load. But it was just another tease.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
Imagine dropping the needle on this LP for the first time, hearing this lovely pop tune, and not being aware of the musical onslaught to follow.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
For some reason, the funeral-procession opening scene in the Live And Let Die movie seems relevant today.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
When he goes golfing, doesn't the media usually chase him around and drool over him like a lost puppy?
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent
Is he referring to his death?
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
If he really is dead, his voters will expect him back in three days.
Shannon Reardon 🇨🇦 (@shannonr709.bsky.social) reposted
Imagine banning books over banning guns.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent
Dumb, evil people vote for dumb, evil officials.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
To normal people, tyranny is lack of due process, voter disenfranchisement, and government censorship. To magats, tyranny is being expected to mask up during a pandemic, acknowledging the existence of people different from them, and an honest accounting of history.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent
Biden outliving Tapper would be even funnier.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent
I doubt he knows. He's kept in the thickest of bubbles.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
Profiles In Republican Courage.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump's demise is not sufficient to turn this country around, but it is necessary. Vance doesnt have the trump secret sauce for keeping a cult together. He'll be worse in many ways, but easier to topple.
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Is he talking about his death?
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
Somebody whisper into trump's ear that JD is the reason he's sick, because JD wants his job.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent
I've heard a lot of complaints about Portnoy.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent
I was a suburban guy all my life. Moved to the city about a decade ago. Ain't goin' back.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent
Soft secession is fine, but why stop there? Go for hard secession. Let the red states become Guatemala North.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent
Make Government Boring Again
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent
He's even uglier without the beard.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
The first sign of summer winding down is starting to have to check if the temperature outside is shorts-friendly. 🤨
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
Did Schiesskopf actually golf today?
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death...
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent
When cult leaders die, their members often quickly follow. Let's hope.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent
We dont like it because the DNC punches left far more than it punches right.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
Leadership.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
Has anybody told trump how WEAK he looks?
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent
Murphy's been one of the better dem actors, but why is this wimpy defensiveness so baked into the party's DNA? Rule One is not tumbling into the opposition's framing.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope Joe Biden outlives Jake Tapper.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
Sending thoughts and prayers in trump's direction. That's all we need to do!
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
I'd give those messaging strategists the heave-ho.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
Political leaders, this is how you do it.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent
"Orange man dead" is the headline I'm waiting for.
Ray Radlein (@radlein.bsky.social) reposted
Goodness, if the President has a serious health problem I certainly hope he follows the expert medical advice of his Secretary of Health and Human Services
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent
Blueballed again. But the buildup has to go somewhere eventually.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
If trump wasn't working for Russia, what would he be doing differently?
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
I know it's a cliché to say the country is being run by petulant toddlers, but it's still good to document every piece of evidence.
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
No golf today, let's hope he's gone away
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)
I want a picture of Joe Biden peering down on trump's casket.
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And that includes his successor.
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I'd love to see ANY trump crony arrested and thrown into an inner-city jail.