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The Fifth Dentist

@fifthdentist.bsky.social

Frederick, MD. Retiree. Proudly and fiercely anti-authoritarian. Regular guy with no fancy media credentials. Orioles and Ravens fan. Elvis enthusiast. Member of Bluesky Samizdat since December 4, 2024. I post occasional music videos to keep us all sane.

created December 4, 2024

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Profile picture The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)

He looks like shit. Like himself.

1/9/2025, 6:22:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A good idea for dealing with ALL trolls.

1/9/2025, 6:15:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The dems are always, always tumbling into the right-wing frame. Did ANY of them read Lakoff?

1/9/2025, 6:11:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Christmas stuff in stores in September brings out my inner Andy Rooney.

1/9/2025, 4:15:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He didn't write this. Herman Cain all over again.

1/9/2025, 3:36:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)

The states' rights, local-control, big-bad-federal-government crowd seems to have scattered under the cabinets like roaches. Almost like they were never, ever serious about these sacrosanct precepts.

1/9/2025, 3:33:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If they cared about winning elections as much as the GOP does, we wouldn't have this problem.

1/9/2025, 3:05:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have no problem wishing ill upon those who cause harm.

1/9/2025, 2:34:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At this point, an anti-western coalition would include the US.

1/9/2025, 2:31:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)

Anti-vax attitudes are ALL the evidence you need that conservatives are crackpots and sociopaths. Of course, there are many, many other data points. But that's the only one you need.

1/9/2025, 2:29:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Waiting for Tim McVeigh Memorial Day.

1/9/2025, 2:23:28 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)

It's 1020 EDT. Do you know where your president is?

1/9/2025, 2:20:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's the denial kicking in.

1/9/2025, 2:14:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture GibbyWantsJustice (@gibbywantsjustice.bsky.social) reposted

If we can protect our children with thoughts and prayers, why do our politicians have security details?

1/9/2025, 12:55:10 PM | 53 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent

I had a troll here (since blocked) who insisted that trump's crackdowns didn't count because of covid masking five years ago.

1/9/2025, 2:13:03 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It doesnt seem like it was so mini

1/9/2025, 2:06:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent

For the lifetime media hound to avoid the media suggests a serious issue. VERY serious. I hope it's driving him even crazier.

1/9/2025, 2:01:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wish Biden had exploited it while he could. If only to lay out a few boobytraps for his successor. But norms uber alles.

1/9/2025, 1:31:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Disco was a big part of the soundtrack to my adolescence. Just some of the most sweeping, uplifting music ever created.

1/9/2025, 12:43:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social) reposted

How did Rudy Guiliani fracture vertebrate when he’s a spineless piece of shit?

1/9/2025, 11:31:31 AM | 1121 143 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)

Wonder what form the proof-of-life will take today.

1/9/2025, 12:35:34 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)

But you can't get taxed on income you don't make! Checkmate libs!

1/9/2025, 12:32:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those of us who don't give the legacy media any time are better informed than most.

1/9/2025, 12:30:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)

Happy Labor Day

1/9/2025, 12:17:24 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I sent a thought.

1/9/2025, 3:23:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)

My theory, since everybody has one, is that trump has covid. And given his age, baseline health, and previous infection, it's hitting him hard. To disclose that (a) he has covid, and (b) it's bringing him to death's door would be a massive PR disaster for the administration, at many levels.

1/9/2025, 2:31:06 AM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I once worked with someone who was virulently against unions "because they're against his religion." He was an evangelical. I asked him where unions are condemned in the Bible. Never got an answer. Evangelicalism is a political movement using religion as a crutch.

1/9/2025, 2:17:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tom Harkin. An outstanding Senator for many years.

1/9/2025, 2:14:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does he know how WEAK and FEEBLE he looks?

1/9/2025, 2:07:10 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)

If you can't find one single place to eat in a city of 8 million where you don't get dirty looks, maybe you're the asshole.

1/9/2025, 2:05:35 AM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of the many barriers trump has broken.

1/9/2025, 2:02:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)

I'm sure all the churches that preach about the dignity of every human life will be all over this.

1/9/2025, 2:01:09 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Encouraging AF

1/9/2025, 1:51:35 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a subject-changer.

1/9/2025, 1:51:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent

If Biden outlives trump, that would be poetic. If Biden outlives Tapper, that would be hysterical.

1/9/2025, 1:50:06 AM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)

So what do the evangelicals do if it's the immigrants who wind up getting raptured?

1/9/2025, 12:37:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reply parent

This is not a "crime crackdown". May the media suffer trump's fate soon after he does.

31/8/2025, 10:40:04 PM | 29 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)

Here's a reason not to get a vanity plate: your car's much easier to find if it ever winds up on one of those flashing amber alerts.

31/8/2025, 10:36:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)

Any sightings today?

31/8/2025, 10:31:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More than infinity? 😁

31/8/2025, 9:09:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)

I hope Donald Trump is enduring every bit as much personal pain and suffering as he has inflicted upon others. No more, no less.

31/8/2025, 8:59:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)

Evangelicals HAVE to make a big external show and display about being religious. Because nobody would possibly guess that from their behavior.

31/8/2025, 7:50:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Roy Cohn was probably the most disgusting person of all time. But he's being challenged for his title.

31/8/2025, 7:44:33 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)

When a guy whose entire life has been about being a media hound suddenly avoids the media for five days... I somehow doubt he's at a monastery.

31/8/2025, 7:42:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)

The Republicans, always thinking of the children.

31/8/2025, 7:06:46 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)

Where did they relocate the rounded-up DC homeless people to? Has anyone bothered to ask?

31/8/2025, 5:16:35 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The NG can always tell him to go screw himself and walk off their jobs.

31/8/2025, 4:20:12 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)

A person who bothers to move her car away from the gas pump and to station parking if she's going inside is a considerate person.

31/8/2025, 3:37:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Religious fundamentalism is a crime against humanity.

31/8/2025, 3:10:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)

Has he shown up anywhere today?

31/8/2025, 3:09:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)

So when will Labor Day be replaced by Tim McVeigh Day?

31/8/2025, 3:08:13 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tim McVeigh will get his own Arlington plot. Mark my words.

31/8/2025, 3:07:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well yes. A truly free people listens to inept hacks.

31/8/2025, 2:58:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Raddatz is state media. Fuck her. Bowser is an inept collaborationist. But Moore missed an opportunity to steer the conversation to what this is all REALLY about.

31/8/2025, 2:56:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rebelo with a cause

31/8/2025, 2:52:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It wasn't just "performative", it was a deliberate wedge issue. They never cared about Gaza, and still don't.

31/8/2025, 2:43:08 PM | 14 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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If a white person uses the word "woke" unironically, it's a huge red flag that this person is not to be taken seriously.

31/8/2025, 2:40:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)

Given how silent organized religion has been on the matter, I presume they're all supportive of making slavery cool again. That should fill up the pews.

31/8/2025, 1:00:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is probably my favorite Spector record. A great Brian Wilson feel to it.

31/8/2025, 12:57:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)

I got up and reddit wouldn't load. But it was just another tease.

31/8/2025, 12:31:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine dropping the needle on this LP for the first time, hearing this lovely pop tune, and not being aware of the musical onslaught to follow.

31/8/2025, 12:29:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)

For some reason, the funeral-procession opening scene in the Live And Let Die movie seems relevant today.

31/8/2025, 3:54:39 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)

When he goes golfing, doesn't the media usually chase him around and drool over him like a lost puppy?

31/8/2025, 3:07:43 AM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is he referring to his death?

31/8/2025, 3:04:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If he really is dead, his voters will expect him back in three days.

31/8/2025, 3:02:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shannon Reardon 🇨🇦 (@shannonr709.bsky.social) reposted

Imagine banning books over banning guns.

31/8/2025, 1:03:35 AM | 118 23 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dumb, evil people vote for dumb, evil officials.

31/8/2025, 2:50:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)

To normal people, tyranny is lack of due process, voter disenfranchisement, and government censorship. To magats, tyranny is being expected to mask up during a pandemic, acknowledging the existence of people different from them, and an honest accounting of history.

31/8/2025, 2:17:01 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Biden outliving Tapper would be even funnier.

31/8/2025, 2:11:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I doubt he knows. He's kept in the thickest of bubbles.

31/8/2025, 2:09:01 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)

Profiles In Republican Courage.

31/8/2025, 2:06:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump's demise is not sufficient to turn this country around, but it is necessary. Vance doesnt have the trump secret sauce for keeping a cult together. He'll be worse in many ways, but easier to topple.

31/8/2025, 2:04:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is he talking about his death?

31/8/2025, 1:56:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Somebody whisper into trump's ear that JD is the reason he's sick, because JD wants his job.

31/8/2025, 1:48:50 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've heard a lot of complaints about Portnoy.

31/8/2025, 1:46:32 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was a suburban guy all my life. Moved to the city about a decade ago. Ain't goin' back.

31/8/2025, 1:45:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Soft secession is fine, but why stop there? Go for hard secession. Let the red states become Guatemala North.

31/8/2025, 1:42:26 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Make Government Boring Again

31/8/2025, 1:39:55 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's even uglier without the beard.

31/8/2025, 1:36:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The first sign of summer winding down is starting to have to check if the temperature outside is shorts-friendly. 🤨

30/8/2025, 11:42:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did Schiesskopf actually golf today?

30/8/2025, 11:19:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shorter of breath and one day closer to death...

30/8/2025, 11:16:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When cult leaders die, their members often quickly follow. Let's hope.

30/8/2025, 8:01:14 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We dont like it because the DNC punches left far more than it punches right.

30/8/2025, 8:00:00 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social)

Leadership.

30/8/2025, 7:42:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Has anybody told trump how WEAK he looks?

30/8/2025, 7:05:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Murphy's been one of the better dem actors, but why is this wimpy defensiveness so baked into the party's DNA? Rule One is not tumbling into the opposition's framing.

30/8/2025, 5:03:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope Joe Biden outlives Jake Tapper.

30/8/2025, 4:28:05 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sending thoughts and prayers in trump's direction. That's all we need to do!

30/8/2025, 4:27:16 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd give those messaging strategists the heave-ho.

30/8/2025, 4:02:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Political leaders, this is how you do it.

30/8/2025, 3:45:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Orange man dead" is the headline I'm waiting for.

30/8/2025, 3:29:04 PM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ray Radlein (@radlein.bsky.social) reposted

Goodness, if the President has a serious health problem I certainly hope he follows the expert medical advice of his Secretary of Health and Human Services

30/8/2025, 9:10:22 AM | 6941 1146 | View on Bluesky | view

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Blueballed again. But the buildup has to go somewhere eventually.

30/8/2025, 2:59:17 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If trump wasn't working for Russia, what would he be doing differently?

30/8/2025, 2:47:14 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know it's a cliché to say the country is being run by petulant toddlers, but it's still good to document every piece of evidence.

30/8/2025, 2:45:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No golf today, let's hope he's gone away

30/8/2025, 2:28:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want a picture of Joe Biden peering down on trump's casket.

30/8/2025, 1:30:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And that includes his successor.

30/8/2025, 1:29:42 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd love to see ANY trump crony arrested and thrown into an inner-city jail.

30/8/2025, 1:27:00 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view