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@fiftyburger.bsky.social

just here for some hamburgers

created September 30, 2023

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We have an extradition treaty with Venezuela. We could simply honor it.

4/9/2025, 1:16:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Local government does not have to agree to provide this support.

4/9/2025, 12:46:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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jv pat sajack ass mayor

3/9/2025, 10:43:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

probably because everyone made fun of his fucked up big forehead

3/9/2025, 10:43:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social)

When we win we can either prosecute Rubio, and Hegseth, and the rest for murder, or in the event Trump pardons them we can send them to Venezuela and let them do it.

3/9/2025, 10:27:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social)

I should know the answer to this but how do I get in a grand jury?

3/9/2025, 10:09:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

remembering him saying “basketball rjng” when trying to quote Hoosiers

3/9/2025, 10:07:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

Look on the bright side: president AOC can kinetically solve nayib bukele on day one.

3/9/2025, 10:06:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

A district court judge is free to do whatever they want, and short of being impeached in the house and convicted in the senate it is not clear there is a constitutional means of doing anything about that. And, given a lawless Supreme Court, maybe they should.

3/9/2025, 8:58:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

The Supreme Court has abandoned good faith. This destroys the norm. You cannot destroy norms and then complain when other people do not act in a restrained and norm-bound fashion.

3/9/2025, 8:57:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

It is probably a good norm, and probably the only way the courts can work in an orderly, efficient, or predictable fashion, but like any norm it is predicated on a lot of people believing in it and working in good faith.

3/9/2025, 8:56:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

This notion of obedience to precedent is not explicitly required by the constitution, which is to say it is a norm people have made up over time.

3/9/2025, 8:55:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

Another reasonable interpretation is the Supreme Court can overturn whatever it wants, but district courts can continue to rule however they see fit.

3/9/2025, 8:54:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

The constitution doesn’t actually say much about what “inferior” courts means. District courts have to obey Supreme Court precedent is one reasonable interpretation.

3/9/2025, 8:53:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s not actually clear inferior courts have to obey the Supreme Court. To the extent there are rules, they are found in article iii of the constitution, and it doesn’t really say a whole lot specifically.

3/9/2025, 8:52:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social)

They want to kill anyone they deem undesirable. Worth remembering when we are in a position to repay them.

3/9/2025, 8:40:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

if chuck schumer and hakeem jeffries are leading the way the democrats are completely incapable of winning any fight in a post-election setting

3/9/2025, 8:33:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Monsters. We have to win and we have to destroy them.

3/9/2025, 6:07:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fascist rag with a crossword puzzle

3/9/2025, 5:57:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck her too!

3/9/2025, 5:47:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

This awful foreigner does not appear to respect our institutions. Perhaps he belongs in cecot.

3/9/2025, 5:40:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m not mad, I’m not mad, I continue to yell as I shrink and turn into a comment on a podcast website.

3/9/2025, 3:16:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

shut the fuck up you dipshit blogger

3/9/2025, 2:28:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social)

When we win we know how to treat congressional republicans

3/9/2025, 2:24:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

This was an argument campus libertarians made re: the 16th amendment when I was in college. A worldview reduced to “nuh uh”

3/9/2025, 1:35:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

is this how you do the meme

2/9/2025, 10:56:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

@ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social 🤝 @hunterw.bsky.social fuck your private account

2/9/2025, 10:55:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

This admin is firing and prosecuting people for *legally* criticizing them. These guys are going way outside the bounds of the law, thumbing their nose at the courts, and acting with a stunning lack of professionalism. They’re supposed to be nonpartisan civil servants. Fuck them up!

2/9/2025, 10:55:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

All these guys doing trump propaganda in a uniform need to be on a list for retribution. You can get away with this if you’re an elected sheriff in some butthole county, but this guy, the DC national guard colonel, etc., will be very vulnerable when the admin changes. Hurt them!

2/9/2025, 10:52:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

If there’s no federal authority here it seems like Illinois could simply arrest them.

2/9/2025, 10:49:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

blah blah blah fuck off lisa

2/9/2025, 10:43:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social)

If they can do this we can relocate whatever we want to wherever we want. We can call it Deconstruction.

2/9/2025, 7:05:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

Nine if this would be any different if he was a deadbeat dad with two DUIs who has been intermittently employed as a retail worker. Either we have political rights or we don’t. If they are contingent on how sympathetic the person asserting them is, they’re not rights.

2/9/2025, 6:49:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

Why is it relevant he is a veteran? They do not have different political rights than the rest of the population.

2/9/2025, 6:43:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

And this is why he must be broken. A free society cannot tolerate the existence of unchecked power like this.

2/9/2025, 6:37:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

Whatever I said to get him to block me was probably correct and definitely worth it.

2/9/2025, 6:32:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

Related question: does Vance have the juice to force his will on a thin and fractured majority in both houses of Congress?

2/9/2025, 4:39:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social)

Respectable

2/9/2025, 12:08:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

Did he say that? Like with his mouth? Or is this a statement attributed to him by an unknown author?

1/9/2025, 8:52:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

cannot imagine a future worse than majority leader amy klobuchar

1/9/2025, 8:51:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

The federal government is not going to pay for it, the state doesn’t have the money to pay for it, and industry is here for a free ride, so they’re not paying either. But hey bill walker got a trip to china out of it or whatever.

1/9/2025, 7:59:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

he looked like shit in anchorage, literally couldn’t walk in a straight line

31/8/2025, 9:34:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

The radicalization of the guy who does theme music for the Dow Jones industrial average remains one of the more amusing aspects of this hellscape we’re living in.

31/8/2025, 8:44:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social)

Forgot he was still alive, hope he dies.

31/8/2025, 8:42:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

They haven’t sought to portray it to their constituents, because they don’t answer their phones or show up for town halls.

31/8/2025, 5:25:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“a continuation of his efforts to overhaul the nation’s election laws” insanely biased framing

31/8/2025, 4:44:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr Halloween (@jarjarfan69.bsky.social) reposted

John McCain, when Donald Trump shows up at the gates of hell

31/8/2025, 4:37:13 AM | 243 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

Criminals, racists, enemies of the people and constitution.

31/8/2025, 2:15:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social)

There is not a hole deep enough for Tom homan, Stephen miller, Kristi noem, all of them.

31/8/2025, 2:15:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted

Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first? (Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)

Post from President Trump on Truth Social: Six people were killed, and 24 people were shot, in Chicago last weekend, and JB Pritzker, the weak and pathetic Governor of Illinois, just said that he doesn’t need help in preventing crime. He is CRAZY!!! He better straighten it out, FAST, or we’re coming! MAGA. President DJT
31/8/2025, 12:51:15 AM | 19045 3705 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rax ‘levon honkers’ king (@raxkingisdead.bsky.social) reposted

whoever sold their perfectly good percocet in good faith in exchange for this guy got a raw deal

30/8/2025, 3:11:25 PM | 275 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social)

is trump dead yet

30/8/2025, 3:43:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture bakoon (@bakoon.bsky.social) reposted

"hes probably not dead" yeah no shit! shut the fuck up! im gonna spray you with a fucking water bottle!

30/8/2025, 4:47:18 AM | 5259 612 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stage three guilt navigator (@saramchenry.bsky.social) reposted

just the thrill of remembering, viscerally, that it can and will happen, and when it does I will be somewhere, and someone will tell me, or I'll read it, or I'll hear shouting outside. the day draws closer

30/8/2025, 2:42:03 AM | 782 109 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

cool post bro, is chuck schumer gonna roll over and play dead again this time?

30/8/2025, 3:38:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Maybe It Will Happen Today (@today-maybe.bsky.social) reposted

Digital illustration done in a rough comic ink style. A possum mother trundled along with four possum babies on her back. Each possum is speaking a string of connected speech balloons reading ‘maybe it will happen today’.
21/4/2025, 2:46:03 PM | 1348 311 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe he will get soooooooo mad that one of his very big, beautiful arteries will do something interesting

29/8/2025, 10:30:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

Chuck Schumer don’t be a fucking limp dick challenge: impossible

29/8/2025, 10:29:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would like to live in a country without these people.

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29/8/2025, 9:28:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They should put the Panera lemonade that kills you in the tap water.

29/8/2025, 5:37:33 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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has the old bitch died yet

29/8/2025, 5:27:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

Getting mark cuban to block me was so nice because now I don’t ever hear about him unless he is getting owned.

29/8/2025, 5:26:12 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

lol, how do you complain about the judiciary being subverted to partisan ends while stating your primary consideration is where you can best serve the “conservative movement.”

29/8/2025, 4:35:30 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

all of those sound like normal things for her to do??

29/8/2025, 4:27:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“trump closed the loophole” insanely biased framing

29/8/2025, 4:50:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

Many options here but I’m rooting for smashburger. Full respect to a hamburglary practitioner.

29/8/2025, 12:17:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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does this one fuck kids too?

28/8/2025, 11:02:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Has Elon killed himself yet

28/8/2025, 11:01:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The people doing this must suffer severe consequences.

28/8/2025, 10:06:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social)

Much like the Tesla protests, this is an answer to what people can “do” now. The billionaires are this administration’s actual base of power and their assets are within reach. Make teslas toxic. Make a Whole Foods unpleasant to visit. Block construction of AI data centers.

28/8/2025, 10:05:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

George Washington was rightly suspicious of standing armies as an inevitable vector of authoritarianism so maybe you should quit jerking the military off, peter.

28/8/2025, 9:17:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social)

Hell yeah. Respect to some real ones.

28/8/2025, 8:16:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are more of us than there are of them and they are weaker than they look.

28/8/2025, 2:29:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social)

There’s one senator here tonight but it’s neither lisa murkowski nor dan sullivan, who apparently have better things to do than face hundreds of their constituents. #akleg

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28/8/2025, 1:50:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I WANNA BE A TANK WHEN I GROW UP

27/8/2025, 9:56:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HUIRRRRRRAAAAAGAGHHHHHHH THE TROOPS THE TROOPS THE TROOPS

27/8/2025, 9:55:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

oh weird, more hollow bullshit from lisa murkowski? you don’t say

27/8/2025, 7:13:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thank you for the perfectly calibrated anodyne statement, peter

27/8/2025, 7:11:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we must do this so computers can say the n word

27/8/2025, 6:09:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It can be scary to stare your own inevitable mortality in the face, and sometimes people lash out about it.

27/8/2025, 4:22:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t remember why lakshaya blocked me but it was probably for saying something mean and I was probably right.

27/8/2025, 4:11:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They know and approve of it.

27/8/2025, 4:00:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Simply arrest and hang them.

27/8/2025, 3:44:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tired: jury nullification Wired: grand jury nullification

27/8/2025, 3:30:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Will Stancil (@whstancil.bsky.social) reposted

An affront to the Constitution and everything it stands for. We should impeach him for treason, convict him for treason, and the impose whatever penalty the founders of this country would deem fit for traitors

26/8/2025, 7:56:21 PM | 366 80 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

Dude fuck you, I want to see DHS officials paraded through the streets on the way to prison.

26/8/2025, 9:47:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social)

Skipping the whole “imagine if Biden” bit and just hoping it’s terminal.

26/8/2025, 5:34:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I will vote for any democrat red in tooth and claw with vengeance in their heart.

25/8/2025, 9:13:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you limp dick

25/8/2025, 6:53:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture little lamb (@puddleofbrain.bsky.social) reposted

Don’t carry your balloon through this neighborhood bro. Put it in your backpack until we get back to the Airbnb

25/8/2025, 5:56:29 AM | 215 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Colin Carlson (@colincarlson.bsky.social) reposted

i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea

25/8/2025, 12:44:09 AM | 9385 1689 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

if you are an adult you do not ever have to say “Keurig doctor pepper”

25/8/2025, 8:20:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This guy would kill his grandmother with a rock if a consultant told him to.

24/8/2025, 11:55:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Had a great time connecting with local content creators to see what’s on their mind.” -the most sterile Ken doll of a human being to ever live

24/8/2025, 11:54:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social)

If I die on this 104 degree leg of hood to coast, please remember George bush is an asshole.

22/8/2025, 8:34:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

erupt you coward

21/8/2025, 7:23:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you can’t really talk about slavery honestly unless you also talk about hope and progress

21/8/2025, 5:59:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Since it’s so humane she won’t object when we win and put her in one of them.

21/8/2025, 12:22:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whippet enjoyer (@fiftyburger.bsky.social) reply parent

Yet again, if they’re going to call us communists either way put this enemy of the people in a fucking camp. What’s he gonna do, call us communists?

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21/8/2025, 12:20:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Trump gets to pardon the January 6 criminals we should pardon the kids who kicked the shit out of big balls.

21/8/2025, 2:55:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view