I wish I had more Irish heritage for this.
I wish I had more Irish heritage for this.
these ppl are so politically illiterate they legitimately enrage me. 'be careful what you wish for' says the asshole talking to a besieged minority that is very specifically being persecuted by the fucking government.
I am learning all sorts of facts about curry today. Take that Carmen Sandiego, you bitch. We learning real shit now.
On blusky I never see anything trans. To get away from trans stuff I hang out with trans people. The moral of the story is trans people don't make trans their whole identity. It's transphobes who do that.
I've got my weapon of choice so they can praise me like they should
I think my friend is tired of all my Fatboy Slim references for one vacation. This ends right here, right now.
Garlic butter pasta - Simple comfort food. 🍝 #cooking #pasta #garlicbutter
A good weekend to remember that unions were the thing that gave us this holiday. The forty hour workweek, work place safety regulations and laws, and ensure pay increases despite federal stagnation. This is the worker's holiday.
Great granddad kind of wants to sleep in.
We have a joke in my house of the "Independence From Britain Drinking Game" Celebrate any time a country has its independence day from the UK. Bonus points if your liver can survive it.
Unlike Neptune Man Corral, Krankor Barrel does not have a location at the Hitler Building.
Ha!… ha….. ha………. ha …………………….ha.
"We need to stop all this infighting." Cool, then yall gonna stop pushing that transphobe newsom on trans people, right?
AMERICA: “It’s a mental health issue.” REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA: “It’s video games.” WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.” WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”
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Is Elijah Wood actually the Tapatío guy?
The spell you cast when you want to read, but not very well. Mingus Reedus!
Interviewer: Why shouldn’t President Trump send the military to occupy your city? Big Important Democrat: I support and love the Police I really want to kiss the Police
Someone will definitely get the wrong idea about "the jar"
Managed to find this at Crawlmart right before closing
SNOOP PUSSY THO
Who even in the fuck is this [insert pejorative at your discretion, like a choose your own adventure for insults]?
It pisses me off that gay people are hated mostly because of some poorly translated ancient outdated book full of other bullshit idiots base their entire lives on. Religion is a curse, man.
Not atm. I look like liquefied dog shit because I only just got some real sleep.
This is a good dream You should follow it
Back in Taxachusetts in one piece!!! Fuck yea bitches and bastards!!!
I hope everyone's ok Especially the person who needed the ambulance in the first place.
Getting to see the sunrise was fun
Classic ad
Are they though?
Centrists are beginning to suspect everyone is getting tired of their bullshit.
If you trust the word of a convicted rapist and child-trafficker, whose word don't you trust?
👇🏼 if you follow an illegal order you're in violation of your oath to the constitution and the rule of law👇🏼
Danke schön to you!
Moving through the airport terminal at speed and hearing "God DAYMN" when I am being witnessed was affirming.
“You single issue voters—-“ Let me stop you right there. Not ONE major candidate on any national ballot masks, and I am a person who has had my life destroyed by getting long covid shortly after protections were dropped by a democratic administration. And yet I vote. So maybe shut the fuck up.
This cracked me up in the middle of the airport terminal
And now for something completely different
Oh its on the Amiga? I might have it on my Minimig! I'll have to check this out. And you are right. Tregard makes everything better. "Surely not everything" Oh. Everything.
they’re kidnapping trans women and forcing them to choose between male detention centers, where theyll be tortured, sexually abused and forcibly detransitioned, and leaving her whole life behind via self-deportation. but please go on with your “reasonable concerns” about trans rights
I need an end to the Gavin Newsom thirst posting if you need a straight white man Democrat to stand up to Trump pick Andy Beshear who has never compromised on trans rights even for a moment
MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
Don't I know it
I finally get to say this in person. Not that I have any beef with you guys. I just wanted to quote the video.
Luigi showed the world that CEOs are not gods. They are the same flesh and blood as anyone else. They aren't gods or kings no matter how hard they pretend to be. May they all shit themselves inside out.
Wait. Is this based on the show of the same name?
this got to 10k supporters, go leave a comment encouraging lego to pick it beta.ideas.lego.com/product-idea...
a perfect week to have a birthday 😁
I like your sense of humor!
Glad I decided to read the comments first. I wanted to know more and thank you for delivering.
I thought he was dead. No wait I fucked that up. I was thinking he should be.
You can't afford it and my dicks bigger than yours.
Are 13% of Illinois his descendants? I have mixed feelings if that was the case.
My trans man friend has a coworker who refuses to use his pronouns. She's insisted she's "traditional" and prefers to "keep to what she knows." He has responded to this by saying things in meetings like "the spinster brings up a valid point" and telling her she needs a chaperone for their meetings.
For any liberals whose grand plan is to give unconditional support to a severely flawed candidate and expect everyone else to fall in line, maybe look at recent history for some examples of why that's a bad idea.
I have many words. Some of them even form coherent structured sentences Unlike that person
With allies like this who even needs enemies
Had someone (who I have quite a few mutuals with) tell me today during an argument about Gavin Newsom that I'm "going to die no matter who wins" so it's only right that "you sacrifice yourself for democracy" and like... Lol, no. Fuck you. I'm taking you down with me. Enjoy the camps, bitchass.
Well you'd think they'd get used to it by now, but just in case they don't, lets septuple down on their dumb asses.
Anyone else feel like the discourse here right now is "If you kids don't shut up about your rights, we'll turn this country around and no one gets to have any rights"? There's this energy of unhinged parenting that I been feeling.
"Mom. Dad. It's my 25th birthday. I've decided to become woke!" "OH HOW COULD YOU?" "No son of mine is going to be woke!" "WHY DO YOU HATE US?" I can already see this in my minds eye
You're closer to MAGA than we are to you.
I'm not the most informed person and all. But this mfer makes me look like I have encyclopedic knowledge or something.
Three hours, sixteen minutes, and forty five point seven seconds later this thing finally finished so I can take a nap and not get to play it. Goddamn it.
I actually agree We shouldn't let kids make choices that could permanently affect their lives Like taking out predatory students loans and being a debt slave Or joining the military and dying so some defense contractor CEO gets a better car Oh wait. You meant being trans In that case fuck you
Polis is out at the end of his term. Hopefully we don't get someone worse.
Is this like a tag yourself moment because I'm all about that. @frozenbinary.bsky.social
Me, at the start of updating my FPGA device: "I can't wait to play some retro games" Me, into hour 2 of that update: "HOW MUCH SHIT DO YOU HAVE TO UPDATE? I CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY SOME RETRO GAMES"
They need to program it to get out of the waymo often
Does this make us gilfs? Mission accomplished?
I just want a candidate thats not explicitly anti-trans. Someone who is unbothered either way is actually a plus IMO. Support or recognition is better but I am really scraping the bottom of the cracker barrel here.
But there were other reasons on top of that. Not that you give a shit though. The concept of "giving voters what they want" seems foreign to you. Even though that should be the default attitude.
Who up Bobson their Dugnutt?
I voted on policy. I want federally legalized weed because there's no legit reason it was ever made illegal in the first place. Its almost like you don't know what motivates people to vote. But you sure as fuck will brow beat them as if you do.
It actually pained me to write a paper on Bush and PEPFAR for college. Like credit where its due and everything but it took THAT guy and that admin to do it?
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Now that my broken arm has fully healed, I am verily convinced I need to start training. After 2 or 3 solid days I'll be able to dominate this course.
You can tell bro really believed his own hype😂
Actual leg slapper
The Man Of Meal
Its funny how even with getting neovaginas, trans people will never have a pussy quite like that guy.
Asking "What's your solution?" and then locking comments and quote posts. @jefe.bsky.social doesn't actually want an answer. He has his solution. It's giving into the bigotry and excluding trans people.
There is not one marginalized, racialized, or oppressed group whose oppression or destruction is an acceptable cost for saving "democracy." Not one. If saving democracy requires leaving marginalized people behind, that's not a democracy worth saving. Either we all get saved or none of us do.
"They achieved market dominance and asked the question 'Yea but what if we fucked that up on purpose?'. Ah yes Billy, you have a question!" "Were they complete dumbasses?" "Very good Billy. Using the vernacular of the time appropriately. Yes. Yes they were."
A British podcast I listen to about the shitshow that is our Labour party made the point that this kind of work is not only necessary in a failed state, but also training and organising. Electoralism is a complete busted flush, but organising is not. (the podcast is Newscum, great lads)
He really is a man of the people
Having to explain to my cis friends that I have to arrive earlier than they do for flights to allow TSA to find out I have a dick and let them molest me in public is peak weekend.
There are people who get mad about my use of quotes in an absurdist way. "That's not how quotes work" Yea. I know. I'm taking the piss.
It was a great wedding! 🦪🦪
Any cameos from Special Control Group? No chance of an Alexei Sayle bit in the middle of the show, talking about how raising a baby Alien is tough in todays economy?
Good morning Bluesky !
This would in fact be the theme Bot Tan
A Portrait of Dorian Gay A tale in which a man makes a deal with the devil to appear straight to everyone, but his portrait reveals how much he craves penis.
Quote this post with a video game you think deserves a remaster. We were denied Project Psychic for the PS3 due to its cancellation. I own all the games in the Psychic Force series. 2012 probably my favorite fighting game. Imagine it with better controls and online play. I do.
Please feel better
The DOJ released the security video of Epstein's jail in parts so they could take out anything inconvenient. The DOJ released the Maxwell/Blanche transcript in parts so they could take out anything inconvenient. Such an obvious cover-up.