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Shaun

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Come sit by me, it's shady here. www.youtube.com/funfunster

created November 20, 2024

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The sooner people come to realize that Nate Silver is a paid Republican operative, oh never mind, who the fuck pays any attention to that bald ugly fuck anyway.

1/9/2025, 9:03:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuZC...

1/9/2025, 7:22:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Gingivitis, Gonorrhea and Gynecomastia walked into a bar.

A has been, a never been and a quack.
31/8/2025, 9:05:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anyone up for motorboating those lovely lady humps with me?

31/8/2025, 9:02:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is not the kind of thread I thought I would be fully vested in on the Sunday before Labor Day!

31/8/2025, 8:58:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The doc has been hittin' the charcuterie HARD! 😂

31/8/2025, 8:56:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty sure she taps into Corey's raw milk on the regular. Side of herpes also included.

31/8/2025, 8:54:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But where's the fourth? Deportation? How dare Kristi miss a photo op! Maybe she was behind the camera. She can only figure out the self-timer on her gun.

31/8/2025, 8:50:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The "real" doctor, Ron Johnson. Ain't nobody got time for a license! Lasix, anyone?

31/8/2025, 8:48:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought the first guy was Katy Perry, actually. Cataracts, anyone?

31/8/2025, 8:45:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man tits are in this year.

31/8/2025, 8:43:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If chlamydia, syphilis and gynecomastia walked into a Hooters.

31/8/2025, 8:42:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Truly, who can tell any of them apart. They all come from the missing link.

31/8/2025, 8:41:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LOL I thought it was Quackomastia.

31/8/2025, 8:40:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is the third guy Peter Navarro?

31/8/2025, 8:35:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where they did heroin together.

31/8/2025, 8:34:27 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unless he's dead, I don't give a shit about sexual predator and crook Rudy Giuliani and even upon his death, I still won't give a shit but maybe a burp.

31/8/2025, 8:32:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every time Kristi Noem lies, her hair extensions grow.

31/8/2025, 3:53:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tweeted from the ninth hole no less.

31/8/2025, 2:10:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hear Jill Stein is paying into a timeshare there.

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31/8/2025, 1:48:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The perfect Saturday summer song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE89...

30/8/2025, 7:09:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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First thing I noticed. He's in bad, bad shape. True every once in a while he rallies, but those moments are few and far between. And becoming less and less so.

30/8/2025, 7:06:34 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Granddaughter Kai

30/8/2025, 7:00:51 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LOL My favorite Shakespear was always King Lear.

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29/8/2025, 9:15:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They can for a dozen Krispy Kremes.

29/8/2025, 8:59:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vin Diesel? More like Uncle Fester.

29/8/2025, 8:58:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I predicted over one month ago that Joni Ernst would not seek reelection. She knows she would get her flat cracker ass handed to her.

29/8/2025, 7:36:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alexis Wilkins aka Marissa Streit is allegedly Kash Patel's "girlfriend." Everything about her is fabricated. And she's a beard for Patel. Also closeted: Pam Bondi Tulsi Gabbard Mike Waltz Mike Johnson Tim Scott Lindsey Graham Josh Hawley fox4beaumont.com/news/nation-...

29/8/2025, 7:34:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm good. I never buy trash about trash written by trash.

29/8/2025, 3:22:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like the sound of Ass Cracker Barrel.

28/8/2025, 8:43:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 8:00:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfL0...

28/8/2025, 7:56:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Par for the course for the Diaper in Chafe to honor the likes of Trashli Treason.

28/8/2025, 6:12:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LOL

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28/8/2025, 2:02:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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From this point on, I will be referring to Trump exclusively as the Diaper in Chafe.

27/8/2025, 8:29:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Correction: The diaper in chafe.

27/8/2025, 8:28:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump and his identity politics at play once again by ordering half-staff flags for the victims in Minneapolis but not for Melissa Hortman. The diaper in chief.

27/8/2025, 8:24:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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See I would've skipped the thigh machine and just went straight for him being ass up on my bed but hey, that's just me.

27/8/2025, 1:13:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LOL www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi0Y...

27/8/2025, 7:15:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cracker Barrel has gone back to their old logo.

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26/8/2025, 11:58:06 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd call Gloria Gaynor a fucking asshole who shits where she eats but then that would just be too nice for her. meidasnews.com/news/exclusi...

26/8/2025, 10:14:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey Ben Shapiro, bench this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou8d...

26/8/2025, 4:30:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump is getting IV diuretics through his hands because doctors and nurses can't find his veins in his arms. Guess those veins are with the Epstein files.

25/8/2025, 3:19:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shane Galvin blocked me on IG after he wrote that smear piece for the NY Post on Mamdani's 135 lb. bench and I told him both he and his old man had small hands. Must've hit a nerve. 😂

25/8/2025, 3:06:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is Trump shaking hands now with his left? 😂

25/8/2025, 3:03:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not to sound like Chicken Little, but this is bad. Very bad. Just like Covid 1.0 under Trump, Covid 2.0 will kill millions.

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25/8/2025, 11:25:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hopecore nerds to be renamed Whorecore because it only exists for money and irashionality.

25/8/2025, 3:19:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 1:36:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't need a mayor who can bench 135. I need a mayor who's gonna get shit done, not be a fucking criminal and not sexually batter women.

25/8/2025, 12:39:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbeQ...

24/8/2025, 10:49:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zAh...

23/8/2025, 11:44:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I still can't decide whether Florida or Texas is the asshole of the United States and which is the taint.

23/8/2025, 10:04:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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European countries halt delivery of packages to the United States because of tariffs and the rolling back of the de minimis gap. This will decimate small businesses in the U.S. Once again, Trump fails to MAGA.

23/8/2025, 6:01:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump is getting IV-administered diuretics because of his advanced congestive heart failure. I predict he will be gone by the end of the year.

23/8/2025, 3:56:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If your haircut is named after a food, you're doing something wrong.

23/8/2025, 3:39:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who has the hideous job of having to sweep up all the turds that drop from his pant leg behind him?

23/8/2025, 2:26:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ghislaine Maxwell better hope and prey she remains in prison even if it is at a Club Fed as she has a pretty big target on her astoundingly big posterior anywhere she goes if she gets pardoned. She's also gonna have to pony up 5M for a Trump favor.

23/8/2025, 8:49:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Gang of Pedos strikes, again!

22/8/2025, 7:03:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Prices stop me from eating. Period. Thanks Trump!

22/8/2025, 7:01:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 1:27:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alan Dershowitz wants to know if those swats are with or without underwear?

21/8/2025, 11:57:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Should've been cash. Ketchup. 😂

21/8/2025, 11:55:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Picturing James Dobson being spit-roasted in Hell right about now by Rush Limbaugh and Hulk Hogan. 😂

21/8/2025, 2:26:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Turned out to be counterfeit. What tipped me off were all the three dollar bills with Eric Adams on them. 😂

21/8/2025, 2:25:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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89 years too late.

21/8/2025, 2:18:23 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I bought a bag and found some cash in it. 😂

21/8/2025, 2:17:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Welcome to Shanghai Gardens. My name is Winnie Greco and I'll be your server this evening. WHAT?! 😂

21/8/2025, 7:07:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sour cream and onion but not wasabi crab? Amateurs.

21/8/2025, 7:05:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have a special place in my heart still for Howard's johnson.

20/8/2025, 11:13:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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White House director of digital content Billy McLaughlin has been sacked after creating the WH account on TikTok that has been inundated with scathing comments regarding Trump and his administration.

20/8/2025, 10:01:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 12:42:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just wondering if all the chairs Trump sits on have to be steam-cleaned or replaced on the regular because well ya know...

20/8/2025, 11:59:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Since TikTok will be going full-blown Meta in September, it can now blow me.

19/8/2025, 8:53:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sage Steele is so fetid. The air in Connecticut is so much fresher without her.

19/8/2025, 6:15:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump wants the trilateral meeting in Budapest of all places. 😂 #budapestmemorandum

19/8/2025, 5:52:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah with horses.

19/8/2025, 5:51:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, this is her boss

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19/8/2025, 12:40:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, he has more than just that. Lots more.

19/8/2025, 12:35:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MS AOL

19/8/2025, 9:12:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He died with his boots on but not his underwear.

19/8/2025, 3:32:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shits of Twits Hackneyed Raiupchuck is up to whore old tricks, again. She should spend more time on washing that greasy hair of hers. #libsoftiktok #chayaraichik

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18/8/2025, 6:50:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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DOinJ Pardon (for white white collar criminals only) Mouthpiece Ed Martin and his Whig.

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18/8/2025, 6:00:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MS TAKE 🙄

18/8/2025, 5:40:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would show up in my birthday suit and tell Trump to kiss my balloon knot. www.axios.com/2025/08/18/t...

18/8/2025, 11:47:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Remember the movie "Soylent Green" where strawberries were so rare they were priced at $150 for a small basket? Yeah. abcnews.go.com/Business/tar...

18/8/2025, 11:38:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ukraine got burned on the Budapest Memorandum. Lesson learned. The U.S. and Russia can go fuck themselves. Neither can be trusted.

18/8/2025, 9:29:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoRB...

17/8/2025, 11:36:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂 www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BNEBbY/

17/8/2025, 5:13:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Electricity rates are double what inflation is. And you can thank all the socialist handouts to corporate AI for that.

17/8/2025, 12:53:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've come up with a new name for Mar a Lago. I used to go with Mierda Lago. But now I'm switching to Lard a Maga.

17/8/2025, 6:07:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hurricane Erin bustin' in and FEMA fuckin' broke as she lent all her money to Kristi Noem's extensions and Botox.

17/8/2025, 4:07:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is up with this cake banquet foolishness? That's like buffet bullshit. E. coli running around lookin' for your bloodstream. 😂

17/8/2025, 4:05:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Artist: Dino with Delona Tanner on co-vocals and Paul Taylor on sax Year: 1990 Song: Gentle Album: Swingin' www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHKo...

16/8/2025, 7:50:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The batshit crazy Radical Right at it again. Ain't no party of peace. Just a bunch of gun whoring molls hellbent on having everyone firmly under their tiny thumbs. www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...

16/8/2025, 4:15:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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50M DHS spending in PR cuz South Park hurt widdle Kristi Noem's fweelings. And the recipient of such lucre? Why none other than her adulterer not-so-secret lover Corey Lewandowski. Good thing I bought that stock in GSK which makes Abreva.

15/8/2025, 7:25:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rebel with a cause: Human Rights.

15/8/2025, 5:13:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hurricane Erin headed toward Mar a Lago. Sharpies ready!

15/8/2025, 5:12:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/8/2025, 2:25:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why do so many conservative women have receding hairlines? All that forehead and no brains. 😂

15/8/2025, 11:46:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was it a baloney sandwich? #ICE #seandunn

15/8/2025, 11:36:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view