Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
The sooner people come to realize that Nate Silver is a paid Republican operative, oh never mind, who the fuck pays any attention to that bald ugly fuck anyway.
Come sit by me, it's shady here. www.youtube.com/funfunster
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The sooner people come to realize that Nate Silver is a paid Republican operative, oh never mind, who the fuck pays any attention to that bald ugly fuck anyway.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
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Anyone up for motorboating those lovely lady humps with me?
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This is not the kind of thread I thought I would be fully vested in on the Sunday before Labor Day!
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social) reply parent
The doc has been hittin' the charcuterie HARD! 😂
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty sure she taps into Corey's raw milk on the regular. Side of herpes also included.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social) reply parent
But where's the fourth? Deportation? How dare Kristi miss a photo op! Maybe she was behind the camera. She can only figure out the self-timer on her gun.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social) reply parent
The "real" doctor, Ron Johnson. Ain't nobody got time for a license! Lasix, anyone?
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought the first guy was Katy Perry, actually. Cataracts, anyone?
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social) reply parent
Man tits are in this year.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social) reply parent
If chlamydia, syphilis and gynecomastia walked into a Hooters.
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Truly, who can tell any of them apart. They all come from the missing link.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social) reply parent
LOL I thought it was Quackomastia.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social) reply parent
Is the third guy Peter Navarro?
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Where they did heroin together.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
Unless he's dead, I don't give a shit about sexual predator and crook Rudy Giuliani and even upon his death, I still won't give a shit but maybe a burp.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
Every time Kristi Noem lies, her hair extensions grow.
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Tweeted from the ninth hole no less.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
The perfect Saturday summer song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE89...
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First thing I noticed. He's in bad, bad shape. True every once in a while he rallies, but those moments are few and far between. And becoming less and less so.
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Granddaughter Kai
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They can for a dozen Krispy Kremes.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social) reply parent
Vin Diesel? More like Uncle Fester.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
I predicted over one month ago that Joni Ernst would not seek reelection. She knows she would get her flat cracker ass handed to her.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
Alexis Wilkins aka Marissa Streit is allegedly Kash Patel's "girlfriend." Everything about her is fabricated. And she's a beard for Patel. Also closeted: Pam Bondi Tulsi Gabbard Mike Waltz Mike Johnson Tim Scott Lindsey Graham Josh Hawley fox4beaumont.com/news/nation-...
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I'm good. I never buy trash about trash written by trash.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
I like the sound of Ass Cracker Barrel.
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Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
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Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
Par for the course for the Diaper in Chafe to honor the likes of Trashli Treason.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
From this point on, I will be referring to Trump exclusively as the Diaper in Chafe.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
Correction: The diaper in chafe.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
Trump and his identity politics at play once again by ordering half-staff flags for the victims in Minneapolis but not for Melissa Hortman. The diaper in chief.
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See I would've skipped the thigh machine and just went straight for him being ass up on my bed but hey, that's just me.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
LOL www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi0Y...
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
I'd call Gloria Gaynor a fucking asshole who shits where she eats but then that would just be too nice for her. meidasnews.com/news/exclusi...
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
Hey Ben Shapiro, bench this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou8d...
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
Trump is getting IV diuretics through his hands because doctors and nurses can't find his veins in his arms. Guess those veins are with the Epstein files.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
Shane Galvin blocked me on IG after he wrote that smear piece for the NY Post on Mamdani's 135 lb. bench and I told him both he and his old man had small hands. Must've hit a nerve. 😂
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
Is Trump shaking hands now with his left? 😂
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
Not to sound like Chicken Little, but this is bad. Very bad. Just like Covid 1.0 under Trump, Covid 2.0 will kill millions.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
Hopecore nerds to be renamed Whorecore because it only exists for money and irashionality.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
I don't need a mayor who can bench 135. I need a mayor who's gonna get shit done, not be a fucking criminal and not sexually batter women.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
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Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
I still can't decide whether Florida or Texas is the asshole of the United States and which is the taint.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
European countries halt delivery of packages to the United States because of tariffs and the rolling back of the de minimis gap. This will decimate small businesses in the U.S. Once again, Trump fails to MAGA.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
Trump is getting IV-administered diuretics because of his advanced congestive heart failure. I predict he will be gone by the end of the year.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
If your haircut is named after a food, you're doing something wrong.
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Who has the hideous job of having to sweep up all the turds that drop from his pant leg behind him?
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
Ghislaine Maxwell better hope and prey she remains in prison even if it is at a Club Fed as she has a pretty big target on her astoundingly big posterior anywhere she goes if she gets pardoned. She's also gonna have to pony up 5M for a Trump favor.
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The Gang of Pedos strikes, again!
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social) reply parent
Prices stop me from eating. Period. Thanks Trump!
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social) reply parent
Alan Dershowitz wants to know if those swats are with or without underwear?
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social) reply parent
Should've been cash. Ketchup. 😂
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
Picturing James Dobson being spit-roasted in Hell right about now by Rush Limbaugh and Hulk Hogan. 😂
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Turned out to be counterfeit. What tipped me off were all the three dollar bills with Eric Adams on them. 😂
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89 years too late.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social) reply parent
I bought a bag and found some cash in it. 😂
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
Welcome to Shanghai Gardens. My name is Winnie Greco and I'll be your server this evening. WHAT?! 😂
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
Sour cream and onion but not wasabi crab? Amateurs.
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I have a special place in my heart still for Howard's johnson.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
White House director of digital content Billy McLaughlin has been sacked after creating the WH account on TikTok that has been inundated with scathing comments regarding Trump and his administration.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
Just wondering if all the chairs Trump sits on have to be steam-cleaned or replaced on the regular because well ya know...
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
Since TikTok will be going full-blown Meta in September, it can now blow me.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
Sage Steele is so fetid. The air in Connecticut is so much fresher without her.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
Trump wants the trilateral meeting in Budapest of all places. 😂 #budapestmemorandum
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Yeah with horses.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, he has more than just that. Lots more.
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MS AOL
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He died with his boots on but not his underwear.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
Shits of Twits Hackneyed Raiupchuck is up to whore old tricks, again. She should spend more time on washing that greasy hair of hers. #libsoftiktok #chayaraichik
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
DOinJ Pardon (for white white collar criminals only) Mouthpiece Ed Martin and his Whig.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
MS TAKE 🙄
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
I would show up in my birthday suit and tell Trump to kiss my balloon knot. www.axios.com/2025/08/18/t...
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
Remember the movie "Soylent Green" where strawberries were so rare they were priced at $150 for a small basket? Yeah. abcnews.go.com/Business/tar...
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
Ukraine got burned on the Budapest Memorandum. Lesson learned. The U.S. and Russia can go fuck themselves. Neither can be trusted.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
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Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
😂 www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BNEBbY/
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
Electricity rates are double what inflation is. And you can thank all the socialist handouts to corporate AI for that.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
I've come up with a new name for Mar a Lago. I used to go with Mierda Lago. But now I'm switching to Lard a Maga.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
Hurricane Erin bustin' in and FEMA fuckin' broke as she lent all her money to Kristi Noem's extensions and Botox.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
What is up with this cake banquet foolishness? That's like buffet bullshit. E. coli running around lookin' for your bloodstream. 😂
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
Artist: Dino with Delona Tanner on co-vocals and Paul Taylor on sax Year: 1990 Song: Gentle Album: Swingin' www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHKo...
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
The batshit crazy Radical Right at it again. Ain't no party of peace. Just a bunch of gun whoring molls hellbent on having everyone firmly under their tiny thumbs. www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
50M DHS spending in PR cuz South Park hurt widdle Kristi Noem's fweelings. And the recipient of such lucre? Why none other than her adulterer not-so-secret lover Corey Lewandowski. Good thing I bought that stock in GSK which makes Abreva.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
Rebel with a cause: Human Rights.
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
Hurricane Erin headed toward Mar a Lago. Sharpies ready!
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
Why do so many conservative women have receding hairlines? All that forehead and no brains. 😂
Shaun (@funfunster.bsky.social)
Was it a baloney sandwich? #ICE #seandunn