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Trying to eke out as much laughter in life as I can. Waiting for the ‘find out’ part to happen. Family, friends, my dog, wildlife, reading, health/fitness, proper grammar, & everything mushroom. Politics: love/hate. 🫤

created November 7, 2024

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Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s probably pumped full of formaldehyde.

1/9/2025, 7:10:20 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

👍

1/9/2025, 2:33:28 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Dead Don certainly trumps Sleepy Joe.

1/9/2025, 2:21:04 AM | 54 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

A lot of good that does us now.

1/9/2025, 2:12:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

There still are heroes in robes, um, bathrobes.

31/8/2025, 9:53:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ll help you. 🙏🏻!!

31/8/2025, 9:51:03 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

There are many educated people who are well aware of this. But this is what they want because they themselves are authoritarians.

31/8/2025, 3:50:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s like he’s trolling himself!

30/8/2025, 11:34:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Or independents. Running as Republicans is a bridge too far.

30/8/2025, 11:33:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

The most we can expect of MAGAs is either not voting or writing in a candidate. They would never vote for a Democrat.

30/8/2025, 3:19:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Monsieur, bucket please.

30/8/2025, 3:12:06 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

You are absolutely right.

29/8/2025, 3:35:45 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Woke wall!

29/8/2025, 3:33:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Just when our country needs SSRIs the most.

28/8/2025, 3:10:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

How did Tim play a part in Trump’s win?

28/8/2025, 2:52:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Loved the little boy in the background 😂

27/8/2025, 8:09:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

LOL!

27/8/2025, 6:27:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel Wiedemeier (@danielwied.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Woman serving John the Baptist head on a platter
27/8/2025, 5:59:26 PM | 14 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re going to use the blockchain to obfuscate the statistics.

27/8/2025, 5:05:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Must not have been a ham sandwich.

27/8/2025, 3:47:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

I wish!

26/8/2025, 7:55:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

I was waiting for this to happen. Right out of authoritarian’s playbook.

26/8/2025, 4:27:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s not quite sure, which makes it even funnier.

26/8/2025, 12:19:24 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Makes me want to smash a shit pie in his face.

25/8/2025, 3:48:35 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

As my mom and dad used to say “Shit or get off the pot”.

25/8/2025, 3:43:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Forget the nap and binky. Just put him down. Period.

25/8/2025, 3:38:55 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Stephen Miller can give you financial advice on that.

25/8/2025, 3:26:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Good riddance!

24/8/2025, 9:06:40 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

“Generally speaking, no. But if Trump does it, yes.

24/8/2025, 3:27:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

My brain doesn’t work the same when I’m typing, as opposed to writing. It’s kind of like the difference between digital and analog.

23/8/2025, 9:10:02 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

I sure as hell hope not.

23/8/2025, 7:23:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

The Grim Reaper will need to take a lot of them out to solve our Constitutional dilemma.

23/8/2025, 7:17:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

They always were!

23/8/2025, 2:01:28 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfortunately too many are.

23/8/2025, 12:23:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

God I hate that fucker.

23/8/2025, 12:21:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

R&D

22/8/2025, 3:13:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Hilarious! 😂🤣😂

22/8/2025, 3:55:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

And a pedophile! Epstein!!

21/8/2025, 5:34:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

This made me laugh. Thanks.

21/8/2025, 5:25:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

It always sounds better in German anyway.

21/8/2025, 5:20:36 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Lincoln Project (@lincolnproject.us) reposted

The GOP is causing all of this chaos just so everyone will stop talking about the Epstein files. Never stop asking where the files are and why they're covering it up.

21/8/2025, 5:00:25 PM | 6844 2497 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Ha! I like this.

21/8/2025, 1:15:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Also just announced they’ll be raising prices due to tariffs.

20/8/2025, 10:27:44 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah stunning display of Early Dictator.

19/8/2025, 9:20:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

“Oh don’t shush us!” “Go home!” 😂

19/8/2025, 8:00:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

What do you expect from J6ers?

19/8/2025, 3:41:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Nichols (@radiofreetom.bsky.social) reposted

Just heard it on CNN

18/8/2025, 9:29:12 PM | 332 47 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Thing is, when they complain that he’s not wearing a suit, it makes them look like the idiots they are. Give idiots the freedom to be idiots.

18/8/2025, 3:35:54 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Delete “his tail between his legs”.

18/8/2025, 2:14:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s my fear.

18/8/2025, 1:21:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Once all these people are deported, who is going to fill these centers?

17/8/2025, 7:27:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

It truly is.

17/8/2025, 4:04:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Sandwiches.

16/8/2025, 6:27:38 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

I can’t imagine the troops would be thrilled about this.

16/8/2025, 6:06:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Me trying to figure out granddaughter-in-law.

16/8/2025, 4:12:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Poker? The only card game Trump could manage is Go Fish. And even that’s questionable.

16/8/2025, 4:10:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

At least they’re competent at being incompetent.

16/8/2025, 4:01:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

He probably can’t figure out Chutes & Ladders.

16/8/2025, 3:44:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s an alternate history.

16/8/2025, 1:03:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

That would be the Nobel Putz Prize.

16/8/2025, 12:18:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Big thumbs up!

15/8/2025, 6:11:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Would that apply to Trump, too?

15/8/2025, 3:49:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

How do Alaskans feel about this?

14/8/2025, 3:43:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

OUR rare earth elements.

14/8/2025, 3:38:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Kinzinger (@adamkinzinger.substack.com) reposted

So hang on…. Trump is going to offer to open up FUKKIN ALASKA TO THE RUSSIANS?? Wow. Let’s see republicans defend this

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14/8/2025, 12:29:59 AM | 7284 2960 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Rotting pig - perfect.👌

14/8/2025, 1:20:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Played out nicely in my head. 😂

14/8/2025, 1:17:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Deadly combo for sure.

14/8/2025, 1:15:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Tom is it? 😂

14/8/2025, 1:13:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump will be getting additional instructions in Alaska.

13/8/2025, 8:31:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Hahaha!

13/8/2025, 8:27:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

🙋🏻‍♀️

13/8/2025, 8:02:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s likely because the wife poisoned him.

13/8/2025, 8:01:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Why is the market so sanguine about all the disastrous economic decisions being made by the Trump administration?

13/8/2025, 7:53:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

So 31% are subterranean rock dwellers?

13/8/2025, 3:42:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

I was thinking Stephen Miller’s favorite condiment would be blood.

13/8/2025, 3:30:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Crosby, Stills, Nash and Elderly.

13/8/2025, 3:36:09 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joyce White Vance (@joycewhitevance.bsky.social) reposted

This is the proud work of some lovely Alabama Democrats!

13/8/2025, 1:47:15 AM | 4270 1083 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

More! More! More!

13/8/2025, 2:05:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

I may have to check it out, although I never seem to find time to listen to the podcasts I’m already subscribed to.

13/8/2025, 2:03:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

The satirical comedy one?

13/8/2025, 1:02:34 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn. Now it’s all making sense.

12/8/2025, 9:42:37 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Even after it’s cleaned up, the smell lingers for a long time.

12/8/2025, 8:20:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Another whiny cry-baby.

12/8/2025, 3:31:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

The only thing I trust are my grocery store receipts.

12/8/2025, 3:30:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Nope!

12/8/2025, 3:28:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Even his signature looks like that of a madman.

12/8/2025, 3:35:16 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

What will Trump’s team use to remove him?

11/8/2025, 5:46:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

If anything needs rescuing, it’s our country from this crazed lunatic.

11/8/2025, 3:32:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

At what point will we anti-Trumpers be classified as internal enemies and thus become military targets?

10/8/2025, 7:51:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

My apologies

8/8/2025, 10:55:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

😂

8/8/2025, 10:22:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Definitely no leg to stand on for Wheelchair Hitler.

8/8/2025, 9:11:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Bingo!

8/8/2025, 6:35:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

And their money

8/8/2025, 4:37:18 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

I think mediums make more than clairvoyants.

7/8/2025, 9:53:26 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

The minute they denied it, I knew it would happen.

7/8/2025, 7:33:34 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

Truth

7/8/2025, 4:16:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re intentionally uninformed. It protects their egos.

5/8/2025, 9:12:50 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fungibev (@fungibev.bsky.social) reply parent

This moderate Democrat would rather vote for bear scat.

5/8/2025, 9:11:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view