Due to Trump's illness, the #WhiteHouse has found a suitable body double for today's press conference. #Trump #RESIST
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Due to Trump's illness, the #WhiteHouse has found a suitable body double for today's press conference. #Trump #RESIST
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Had to cut out all the false starts of her fake talking points.
Yes, from a red state resident (UT), please defund the F out of us. We have a $1B surplus of state funds resulting from bad tax policy combined with austeric social policy and federal fund injections courtesy of the blue states. Otherwise, we'll always be be dependent on that fed teat.
Prefer a stroke that leaves him paralyzed and drooling until Melanie smothers him with a pillow.
*Gnome
Ask a Mexican.
Please tell me this is not a fake. Please, for the love of all that is good, let the corpoRAT media gain a grain of courage to fight back against the bullshit.
Is he dead yet? Asking for a planet.
Perhaps we could do a clinical trial with only him to see the overall effect of just case on 350M Americans. If it's a success and the euthanasia works, we can rest easy knowing that he's gone and then we get our country back.
Eat The Rich -Krokus Fuck That Guy -Dirty Knobs If You Want Blood, You Got It -AC⚡DC The Fletcher Memorial Home - Pink Floyd Candy Man -Grateful Dead
Someone please tell me he actually injected bleach. #FuckTrump
Reigning Champion Utah will readily accept the challenge.
He spelled PornHubU wrong.
You can lead a horse to water, but...
Standing with you in Utah!
Great blanket statement you have there. Many more Americans than you think are using the power of their wallet to fight back. We stopped 95% of our discretionary spending and always seek out local biz instead of global corps that bend the knee.
This is good. Judge should have also ordered the Legislature a bunch of dunce hats and made them wear them for the entire legislature session in 2026.
Nazisrael is a real thing apparently.
Ozzy
That's not art. That's shit.
Just before we are supposed vote in 2026.
Bob Ross
*Assuming that we will even have midterms.
Because DOJ has his passport?
*Deux. We desperately need an edit function for @bsky.app SCOTUS is fascist-flaccid so far so expecting a save here is false hope.
Dragging this out again as a reminder. Be sure that blade is sharp.
Agreed with only one Q: Is Word War III going to be like Wordle but just called Wardle? Bluesky, we need a edit feature!
Welcome to Utah, where everything is illegal, immoral, or coated in a sweet/sour sauce of unknown origin.
Miller's afraid of hippies. Pass it on.
That rating is very inflated. OK is 23rd rated at best.
Human bidet?! That's the best way I've seen him described. Ever. Bravo!!!
Why did she let him off the hook? Welker makes me wish Chuck was still there. Tim Russert is rolling in his grave. MTP is unwatchable since he died.
Sure he did, Cheeto
Over or under the plastic bag on his head? Both just to be sure?
Am I wrong to hold hope that Vladimir kidnaps him?
Loyalty and front-to-back knowledge of the super value menu and GPS coordinates of every corporate fast food location in the country.
The beginning of the new box of rosé?
More Faux Faux Faux "News"
Here too. It’s the last time I speak or even acknowledge the person. I’ve let go of 40-45 year friendships, lifetime family relationships, and too many close working relationships to count. Sad indeed, but I choose my own path to happiness and they’re no longer on it and it’s still just as scenic.
That would result in an environmental catastrophe from all the toxins in his brain, or whatever remains of one. Why expose your cat to that? Incineration and filtration of the emissions is the cleanest way.
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Fuuuuuuucccckkkkk Texas and its Texas Sized Assholes. Texassholes.
Figuratively, he wouldn’t last four days in the desert.
Fucking Texassholes
By “we” he means he and him$elf.
They are going to need a new redactorator.
As would be any day that ends in “y,” including one that begins with “y” as well.
RT? 🙄 I know it’s a generic term anymore but Bluesky isn’t the cesspool formerly known as Twitter.
I’m relocating to Europe in the next few years and I’m sure it will be like stepping out into bright sunshine from a dark theater.
I’d prefer he burned on the National Mall for this shit.
You know fuck all about CU and it shows. Sometimes it’s better to remain silent and thought to be an idiot than to speak up and remove all doubt. FUCK YOU
Nuculear gave it away.
They never lose that instinct either. It's a law in my state (UT) that any raccoon that's been trapped be "disposed."I have disposed of several that were attracted to the neighbors chickens and treed by my hounds. They are cute as all get out but often rabid. They're not meant to be pets.
Doc Sarvis and Bonnie approve. #HaydukeLives
Great alarm clock!
Her appeal to scotus is weak, so PEDOPOTUS will pardon her. New York needs to file state charges before she's released to counter the pardon and keep her in jail.
Horribly insulting to pond scum
Was th nazifuck looking at a mirror?
Commie Broadcast Service
GOOD
Careful not to step in the Markwayne shit
Come on man. You can do better than that tripe.
Still have my 1972 Scooby Doo lunchbox. Instead of lunch, it now serves as a “Scooby Snack enhancer” stash box. 🫠
Apple, tree, not far.
Love the way you think.
I blame Bugs Bunny for this.
It would be a real shame if someone wiped that smirk off his face with a preheated cast iron frying pan.
I was there in 2003 and it was incredible to see the old techniques of everything from iron work to stone cutting to beam carving and even food production. I revisited in 2024 and was blown away by the progress. So cool.
This goofball made me laugh out loud at least once a day like it was his job. Toby was my greatest friend.
Time to go back to the home, grandpa.
You’re brilliant for getting out. I can’t wait until I retire and follow suit.
Void of integrity, they are. Every fucking single one.
Don Jr❄️
…buried 30 feet under a rock as big as a city bus.
The asshole with the camera sniping the protesters...
It would be great if he finished the same.
Fuck America. She gone.
My vessel of fucks has runneth dry.
A deep hole would be a better place for her to get treatment. Very deep.
Adult content? Omg, LaVerl that's sure as the Urine n Thumbin a bare butt on that there cartoon.
Time to go, lady. This isn't a Dennys.
Smells like Elsha with nuances of full diaper and Big Mac.
Congressional term limits and ending Citizens United would help break the puppet strings of politicians who fear losing their umpteenth primary because they vote the interests of their constituents instead of their sponsors. It's supposed to be public service, not a career.
That VPN I installed to watch Netflix in Europe might have another purpose now.
I'll celebrate it again when we have a reason to say we're independent. Till that day, 7/4 = 1.75 and a day off to BBQ and drink beer.
That self-serving little twat can pound sand.
FIFA and the IOC need to reconsider relocating their upcoming competitions scheduled to be played in America. If they won't, nations should boycott them en masse. No world stage for fascists!
He's no fucking jedi, that's for sure. We all see right through the Obi-Wanish attempt to confuse. Except the magats, who refuse to open their eyes.
The Orwellian doublespeak continues with this weirdo.
My best dog ever had Cushings & lived just over 3 years after diagnosis. Meds took an active & happy dog to docile & depressed. We cut the meds and he sprang back for almost 12 months. His belly got very big but he was still happy, but slow. He was 14 when we put him down due to liver failure.
Never bad to watch monkeys fling shit at each other.
Good trade?
If you want go on thinking that it won't or can't happen here, just sit back and watch. They'll do anything to keep power so their dear leader can stay in office in perpetuity. Cheat, steal, rig, eliminate, cover up, even assassinate. Have no illusion. It's who they are.
*IF the 2026 elections come around. It's 50/50 at best. I am preparing for martial law and the suspension of the Constitution based on a false flag op by Chief Cheeto, and hoping to be dead wrong about it. If polls show a likelihood of GODTP (G.O. Domestic Terror P.) losing Congress, expect it.
Please hurry him along.
