Is that like California pizza kitchen, distinct from other pizza kitchens
Is that like California pizza kitchen, distinct from other pizza kitchens
i hope he can soon join donald trump at the national diarrhea hospital
no I’m a crime expert and one of the hallmarks of a true story is beginning with lots of seemingly unnecessary exonerative details
not if you're a horse
did you teach mcQ about "it was already like that"?
my neighbor is also a dumb cow but i at least try to get along with her
sung in justin bieber voice
the late great grim reaper
take me to the wokespital i'm having a mxdical enbymergency
what if you are both a senior political figure and a pawn broker, and in your role at the pawn shop you act as a gem dealer. this is really hard.
mombanddade
guy whose whole audience is 75-year-olds complaining that their children and grandchildren won't talk to them
swimming in raw sewage creek in jeans
i have a set of fractional/small plates i mostly use for keeping sewing patterns in place while cutting fabric, very useful
i'm a bit puzzled by the third example. i know there were some WS/sovcit robberies in the past but generally a crime like bank robbery differs from the other two scenarios? not usually a crime one does to gain notoriety. i'd expect a respected professor of marketing to be able to understand this lol
i love this thing en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthda...
absolutely
ok well it's not expressive conduct
beautiful
but you *could* make the rules
in the last year this is the onion headline i most often think about
is openAI going to adopt the text its machine generated as its *own* speech and say it has a constitutional right to say what it said to that poor kid
this is really helpful to me as i'm considering a bathroom renovation was wondering when the "don't get rid of your bathtub" advice would change. thanks mark!
thank you for finally condemning hummus
wow, what a howl
Drenk. Yore. Wotters.
i wasn't using these words before but you have no good ideas so i'm going to put all of them on flashcards and study them every night until i'm saying all of them regularly
and "incarcerated people" and "involuntary confinement" are normal, what are you supposed to say. i always forget who this is and have to go to her bio. the smug bad opinions lady with sunglasses.
every time I use my microwave the microwave melts and my house burns down. my whole family has died.
unable to poop at home, had to go to hospital
my wiiiiife
i heard it talk and it said "hello my future girlfriend"
my cable provider doesn't seem to offer this network. i will trytu write them a letter.
Get Booed With Me
diagnosis: breasts
"excuse me, i'm at the sheetz" is one of those non sequitur sentences that's going to be stuck in my head the rest of my life, isn't it
my eyes immediately found the paragraph spacing
I’ve never told my cat about California. It’s best they don’t think about it.
well I think you look like Cindy Crawford
His beans are sweaty, knees weak, his slappers ready To knock saltenpebber shakirs on the flore, so deadly There's marinara on his tale already, Dade’s spagbetty He’s nervous but the hellocobber shelve is steady
Giving billionaires even more tax breaks is not innovative you moron
man billionaires think everyone is as stupid and lazy as they are
the worst thing that ever happened to him. he was called a bald cunt while working at, i'm sorry, the...British Bung Manufacturing Company?
it makes perfect sense. on a long trip, he stops one time to refuel, regardless of how fast he drives. yes more fuel is consumed per mile driven, but it does not result in more stops *during the trip*.
i understand because i've been driving a lot lately and it has been making me dumber. but not this dumb!
and a car going 40 mph has more than 7x more kinetic energy than 15 mph, i don't want that going into my hips, knees, or back if i'm a pedestrian
yeah and you have to compare it to the max speed being 25, not 0, and account for spending the same amount of time at lights which brings your average down a lot. people do not understand how little time speeding saves you.
no if you get run over by the car and die the medical examiner puts "undetermined" on your death certificate unless they have the whole license plate number, that's the law
i'm sorry this looks like something you could order in in a restaurant at BWI
can I get a Gmail invite
growing up in a snowy place you would get a crust of road salt on the frayed hem, delicious
looking at it my eyes sort of start to cross and the letters don't look like letters anymore, just some lines
go live underground with the groundhogs for FREE
yeah see I watch a lot of his episodes but i didn’t even click this one. I will not learn who she is.
durrrr my name is jeffrey epstein and i'm a BIG PEDO durrr durrrr
i love her
the more i see her name the more i deliberately do not look her up. i look up many trivial things throughout the day but never jojo.
still have no idea who jojojo siwa is
I mean I wouldn’t expect a cat born in the 21st century to have watched home alone on vhs but it’s possible
20th Century Flanoy
a Great Value podcast presented by walmart
is ç banned too?
the cyrillic alphabet its own letters for ch, sh, sch. you can borrow those en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Che_(Cy...
need a mike's hot honey/mike's hard lemonade collab. mike's hard and hot.
churu is made in thailand so there will be 19% tariff :(
doing it for the lulls
what is strateget? who is "president"? why does the toilet not have a tank?
me, dumb: oh yeah because she’s doing a lot of sewing now
but he honorably served our country in a war we should not have started and then lost, just so he could get his picture taken holding big guns AND sell a book about it WOW 🤯 and he fixed the bread prices?!?!!?
all that man stuff and no harmonica?
i vote #1 what the henck
i want to hear from the vendor, gotta hear both sides
But it’s all natural carbon dioxide how can it be toxic
If you want to be nice to momb and get wet food put a toy mouse on her bed while she is at work so she knows you were thinking of her. Not a real mouse!
if I heard those mean words coming from that face…i’m just don’t know flanoy
gonzo this looks like someone's work ID photo
sovict union
Watch out gonzo the grosserybro is deliverypilled and foodmaxxing
tell them it's for your supreme court podcast "strict scrutiny"
you're so shape
every single car backed into the parking spot so you know it's a psychopaths-only business
when elon said he wanted to have zero regulations this is what he was planning for
and thanks to sandal's gluttony it's raining
bap bap bap
it's a phd he has expertise in multiple domains
it's true it's called "Of Faringhides and Celeries: A Study of Orange Cats' Loafing Behaviors in Varied Wethers"
can he eat more so maybe it will rain where i am (assuming chancletita isn't in maryland)
being the world's oldest person = flying too close to the sun. don't do it. just be happy being the second oldest person!
women be holding things
really easy to not be that shiny but only if you want it
i saw gonzo from across the bar and really dig his vibe
i look forward to paying it every year it's such a privilege to be a part of this profession with alina habba, pam bondi, and alan dershowitz
yeah but it’s taco tuesday
wait do cats not know who jeffrey epstein is
did you touch the bison's bunt?
at the hospital he was exposed to even more fentanyl and died
ok, boomer
