Garik Loran
@garik-loran.bsky.social
created May 17, 2024
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Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
This was exactly my thought. Go out and say something horrific like "these were ugly girls who would never have been raped by Jeff or me" and the media will say something vomitous like "Trump differs on Epstein accusers account"
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Seriously, COVID is the least of the plagues passed around Sturgis. They could complete the Hepatitis alphabet there.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Because the media has completely capitulated to these assholes.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
The lower judiciary hasn't capitulated yet. And he controls the IL national guard.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for fighting. For what's right. For America.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Go listen to the first few episodes of Newsom's podcast and see how willing he is to try to appeal to right wingers and throw the vulnerable under the bus. He's doing a great job as a thorn in Trump's side, but he's not suitable for President.
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They still have patents in Europe genius.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
So many MAGA don't want their lives to improve, but rather for everyone else to be as miserable as they are.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, the original statement was entirely detached from reality and how things work. Sorry to bring things back to earth. I think we should all have food, shelter, and be able to afford health care, but feeling that way isn't enough to change human greed and entrenched capitalism.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry, I'm only saying it's irrational within our current system. As much as I'd like a utopia, it's not ever going to happen here. The rich will never give up their advantage.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly right. It takes a huge amount of expertise, facilities, and tech to make GMP medicines for humans. If someone leaked the process before the patent was filed, some generics would just instantaneously file the patent. It's a nice thought, but as rational as "What if everything was free?"
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
47% somewhat or very reliable 46% not very or unreliable Clown shoes.
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Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, you met Josef Mengele?
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy crap, this one is so good
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, then...
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Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Didn't have to, he's got Stephen Miller for that. Oh, wait, you mean the brain kind?
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
New?
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
"Lighter than this lampshade" is more like it with that asshole.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
For real. He's had more dicks in him than the entire noir detective genre.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe he could detail his bravery in a book about called, like, "My Struggle" or something
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Why is the only things "Christians" care about are all the parts of the Bible that do not involve Christ.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
STOP PLATFORMING THIS DIPSHIT.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
This dipshit should go back to studying "the blade". That way he'll only hurt himself.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
theonion.com/off-duty-off...
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember how the cops at Uvalde refused to go in, and parents tried to infiltrate the school to save their kids? Where the fuck is their special flag? Where is the special monochrome flag with a color line in it for people who actually act, like Yvette Hoffman?
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Mike Dukakis finally can rest easy knowing he's been supplanted as worst tank photo-op ever.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Seems more of a shoo-in for dentist general.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes mama. But he was my access journalist....I'll do it.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
This guy: "I'm so upset! I'll do anything, wring my hands on social media, have a tearful "didn't vote for this!" soft focus in the NYT, beg for special treatment directly from the president on Truth Social! Anything! ...except not vote for Republicans anymore"
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
She's laughing because she realizes he doesn't get the irony of Trump loving Les Mis.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Man, Haliburton is clutch
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Kash Pittle
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
So what you're saying is she's getting a horse
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Kristi Noem: "Ooo, let me do some!"
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Utterly and completely incapable of simple decency
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Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Vlad the impaler: "But what if we tried one with a flared base"
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell yes to both AP and Guardian gaining. Anyone know Propublica numbers?
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Sucks to suck, Temu Zod.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Go fuck yourself, you must.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
I love these guys and the Fallout monster that evolved from them! fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Gulper_...
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Y'all spelled out exactly what was coming, and people just wouldn't listen. Keep finding the truth and fighting the good fight. You guys are what the country needs right now.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Like, on one hand I appreciate delivering for your constituents, but good god Gretch, there's gotta be a line.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Stephen Miller's running the camps, Navarro is tanking the economy, Trump can't golf at night, so he's gotta find something to do that feeds his narcissistic vices.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Martin's wretchedness aside, Propublica is knocking it out of the park. One of my better donations recently.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Nazi is horrible person, movie at 11
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Yarp
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
-21 on the Kilmar case, but -4 on immigration overall. Make it make sense.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
"Holy shit, this is terrifying. I *love* it."
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
You probably already know, but just in case, garlic is bad for cats.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
For real, watch the video folks. He can't pronounce words ("redickuss") or get through sentences. And the dude has the nerve to call others stupid.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
ETTD
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
They can claim whatever they want, but when you have almost all of media holding the Dems responsible not only for their own actions but failing to prevent actively malevolent actions by the GOP, their claims don't matter much.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
So if all 47 Dems had voted against Rubio, what would've happened?
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Dems tried multiple times to close Gitmo, GOP thwarted it every time. It's simply not equivalent.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Am I pissed with the Dems? Of course! Could they be doing more? Obviously! Is that the same as the GOP that has wholeheartedly appeased and facilitated the worst fucking person in modern American history enacting the most horrible policies and never suffering any repercussions? NO.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
The fucking voters. But the media representing the Dems as being "weak" in preventing outright active maliciousness by the GOP has constantly framed the two parties as being equally responsible. So we're left with 51-49 elections all the time. And then GOP whines about the ref and "media bias"
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
How many Republican senators did? And how many voted for holding Trump responsible for an insurrection? How many voted for Bush to open Gitmo and the Patriot act? This game where only the Dems have agency and they have to prevent every sadistic and malevolent move the GOP makes is moronic.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
The guy was visiting you YESTERDAY. All you had to do was ask! He wasn't even wearing a suit, that's normally enough to get you in a lather enough to make demands!
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Baldfaced fascism within 3 months and you're still trying to "both sides" shit. Jesus Christ, get a fucking clue.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
I think you mean "Tow Glhvartz"
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
"I asked him if he's going to burn the country to the ground and kill us all, but I don't remember what he said."
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
It's really a perfect summary of current American politics. Huge checks, no balances.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
"Dude, it's on the stall wall at every rest stop"
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Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, the other side is horrible people who say horrible things and have a demonstrated record of being fucking terrible. So, you know, let's roll the dice.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Go get em, Kat. Hope a bunch of the illegally fired Fed workers decide to run for offices as well.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
That's not even a picture of a real Tesla. It's a model 3 with the gullwing doors on the X. Is there anything real about these people?
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
It's because there are idiots around the world who can't understand how inflation works, especially after a global pandemic.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
This is just sparkling fascism
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not happy to be driving a 2017 Tesla. But it's paid off, and I'm never giving Musk another dime. And as much as I'd like to be rid of it at this point, I'm not going to throw away money selling it at a loss so some Trump-fucker can buy it to vice-signal at a discount.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
I said that the purity test left here trying to get people to sell their cars at a loss when it does nothing to hurt Elon was similar to the right buying Bud Light and blasting it.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Cool and you keep on with your performative purity tests.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
No I read it, it's just incredibly stupid and pointless for anybody who's not a celebrity. For somebody like me it just wastes money that I could then spend on a better cause.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
You've still not explained how me taking a bath financially sticks it to Elon. I'm not Sheryl Crow. Nobody gives a fuck if I make a video waving my car off to NPR.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
I looked through your timeline and it's funny how much we agree on but this stupid crusade is just the performative left's version of buying cases of Bud Light to shoot them with an AK. Protest the dealership, don't buy new ones, fine. But sadly the dickhead already has my money.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Or, hear me out, I can debadge it to avoid giving them free advertising (like I have), continue using solar power to fuel my commute (like I have), and instead give money I would flush down the shitter for performative nonsense to organizations like ACLU who will fight (like I have).
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
To whom? To what end? How does that help anything? They already have my money and I'm sure as fuck not going to give them any more. But what does this performative shit do other than cost me?
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
I suspect a lot of the conspiracy theory portion is based on social media making people feel substandard, and the easy way to feel special again is to claim special insight or knowledge that sets you above the rabble.
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You're comparing an intentional gesture intended to self-identify someone as a Nazi and owning a particular brand of car as being equivalent. It may not be a joke to you, but you are a joke.
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Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
The fucking gall. How dare we know who is running our government? And if he's a kid, why the fuck did you bring him in to do the job of dismantling our country?
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine being the richest man in the world and the best thing you can find to do with your time is tweet and fuck over poor people.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
The only way Trump can get anyone wet.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck you, Franklin Pierce!
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
You raised a narcissist. It would never be enough
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Turns out, they still got their Russian centered reality show
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a "T" for their true god.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
“This is all about accountability for General Milley.” Said the *anonymous senior defense official* who is shit talking Milley from the shadows to avoid reprisals while celebrating the removal of his security detail. Fucking "warfighters" my ass you petulant cowards.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly what I came to say. Do not fucking trust them to follow through on this.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
And not just on the outside.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
It sure seems like whatever mental differences drive people to become billionaires doesn't allow them to consider they ever have enough.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
Karate!
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
No more God. Damn. Jerky. Beef.
Garik Loran (@garik-loran.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, he could've just not been a Nazi.