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Garty

@garty.bsky.social

Hello Tulsa! Watford FC are the team for me. ORNS!!! I block MAGA with no exceptions. šŸ“ó §ó ¢ó „ó ®ó §ó æ

created November 22, 2023

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Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

This one!

2/9/2025, 12:07:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t expect anything from the mainstream media. They really suck at their job. Absolutely no follow up or challenge or even ridicule of their preposterous lies.

1/9/2025, 11:17:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

His mum?

1/9/2025, 10:57:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Out damn spellchecker.

30/8/2025, 11:59:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

They should never have stopped saying they are weird during the election.

30/8/2025, 11:42:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

When you do please annex Cumbria and take us with you

30/8/2025, 11:18:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

More than once a month is stalking.

30/8/2025, 12:32:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Every one of these assholes should be sentenced to clean the shittiest toilets for the rest of their lives.

30/8/2025, 12:23:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s not a castle, it’s a Victorian pile that nobody wants.

29/8/2025, 1:56:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s a magazine. It, among other things, publishes humerous cartoons and it’s a well known fact that both quasi-fascists and full fat fascists do not possess a sense of humor, ergo your statement cannot be considered to be true.

29/8/2025, 1:28:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Lots of choices!

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28/8/2025, 5:23:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

lispoa.com You have choices

28/8/2025, 5:22:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s a queue? It’s a very orderly queue.

28/8/2025, 2:01:17 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Sadly I do. But only if it’s their Dictator.

28/8/2025, 1:55:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Christ he’s a fucking moron

28/8/2025, 1:08:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this satire?

28/8/2025, 1:04:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Christ what a fucking monster.

27/8/2025, 6:16:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Fucking monsters.

27/8/2025, 6:07:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh those beaches are just beautiful. šŸ˜

27/8/2025, 3:11:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

So what you going to do about it?

26/8/2025, 11:27:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

You can do much more than just change the ac temperature you know. Like setting a navigation destination Or changing one pedal drive Or calling someone Or listening and replying to a text message There’s a whole new world out there just waiting to be explored.

26/8/2025, 8:27:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks for reminding me to delete my account!

26/8/2025, 8:24:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

YMMV

26/8/2025, 5:14:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Voice control. Safe and easy.

26/8/2025, 4:05:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Here’s my photo of Loweswater

Interior of an English pub showing a close up of a beer pump with a Loweswater Gold sign on it
26/8/2025, 12:14:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Fair tackle if you ask me

26/8/2025, 12:09:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Christ what an utter moron.

25/8/2025, 5:49:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

I have the t-shirt, it’s one of my favorites

25/8/2025, 4:54:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

I used to be all gung ho for Starship and Super Heavy but now after all that Doge bollocks and nazi salutes I couldn’t GAF.

25/8/2025, 1:10:13 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

You make a very good point. Doesn’t explain W so I’m happy to think of him as an aberration.

23/8/2025, 4:07:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

No they aren’t dense, underestimate them at your peril, but their target audience is dense. Very dense.

22/8/2025, 2:15:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t forget Robert Mueller. Fucking waste of time his investigation and report was

22/8/2025, 1:28:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Fucking traitor.

21/8/2025, 12:20:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Sweet Jesus NPR is spineless these days. Utterly spineless.

20/8/2025, 11:32:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Odd. Since when have BBC articles been paywalled?

20/8/2025, 4:53:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Pair of twats.

20/8/2025, 1:59:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Im telling all my UK family to stay away for the time being.

19/8/2025, 12:28:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

She should be ashamed to show her sorry face anywhere. Should have stayed away and let the funeral take place in peace.

19/8/2025, 1:14:28 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s better than calling them ā€œcuntyā€.

17/8/2025, 11:17:12 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

A pint of Loweswater Gold.

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15/8/2025, 1:28:45 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

I just came here to share that.

15/8/2025, 1:23:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Mild Chilli Peppers.

13/8/2025, 2:33:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Spelling and grammar first.

13/8/2025, 2:44:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

New season, new manager and players. Same results! šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø

13/8/2025, 2:43:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Approved

10/8/2025, 7:19:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

If you remove the head after brushing, blow the trapped water out, gently, and dry the brush and toothbrush then you’ll find the base barely gets dirty at all.

9/8/2025, 1:02:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

I just don’t know how I organized my life before mobile phones were a thing. And I’m 68! How did we all know when and where to meet I have no clue. How did we find out how to get somewhere?

9/8/2025, 9:16:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

I am James Corden and I claim my £5

9/8/2025, 9:11:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Trolling

8/8/2025, 8:45:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Works for me.

8/8/2025, 8:41:38 PM | 34 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah that’s not good.

8/8/2025, 5:23:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Evil

8/8/2025, 12:58:46 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

He bought Trump off with a few baubles.

7/8/2025, 7:35:33 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Supremes say ā€˜hold my coat’.

7/8/2025, 6:33:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

450,000 jobs? Get the fuck out.

7/8/2025, 6:28:10 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like you’ll have to give up all electronics as a start, not just Apple

7/8/2025, 5:32:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

They did the same in the first administration and then quietly did nothing and fat ankles had already moved on to his next grift.

7/8/2025, 5:29:19 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice trolling Tim Apple. Give home something gold and he’ll leave you alone.

7/8/2025, 5:27:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Top level trolling from Tim Apple there.

7/8/2025, 3:29:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

All this to protect a predator

6/8/2025, 8:52:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfortunately true. And of course the corporate media will both sides this.

5/8/2025, 7:09:53 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

He was a very perceptive man.

4/8/2025, 8:12:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

California will do the same and then it becomes a race to the bottom.

4/8/2025, 4:42:49 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Can I just shock you now?

3/8/2025, 6:04:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s a drivers wurst nightmare!

2/8/2025, 1:48:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/7/2025, 5:40:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck you for being ageist. Regards A Boomer.

31/7/2025, 4:18:56 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s always the cover up that gets them. And this looks like a very amateurish cover up.

31/7/2025, 2:44:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Many years ago

29/7/2025, 5:25:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Is it time to roll out turd blossom already?

29/7/2025, 5:22:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck off home already would you?

29/7/2025, 11:30:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Narrator: He did in fact go to the island. 28 times.

28/7/2025, 6:32:27 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Time to take Carville off speed dial.

28/7/2025, 6:18:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

To save his fat ass (and ankles)

28/7/2025, 4:20:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Guaranteed

28/7/2025, 4:06:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tater (@goldenretrieverear.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Since he is lying about Clinton going to the island (the flight logs showed Clinton never went to the island) we can only assume he is lying about himself never going to the island.

28/7/2025, 2:08:06 PM | 410 35 | View on Bluesky | view

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ā€œNot your laneā€? It fucking should be.

28/7/2025, 3:36:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s lying

28/7/2025, 3:32:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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šŸ’Ø

28/7/2025, 3:28:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a coincidence. We decided over breakfast of Cumberland sausage to take a gentle stroll along the coffin route to Grasmere for some lunch time beers

26/7/2025, 9:50:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exonerate fat ankles and pardon incoming…

22/7/2025, 4:08:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice to see ya…

22/7/2025, 4:07:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

You kept the enlargement pills too I bet.

21/7/2025, 4:35:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m not having an affair you cad. 😔

20/7/2025, 6:34:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No teenager boy says ejaculate I’m 100% certain.

20/7/2025, 6:30:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/10 beard too. šŸ”„

20/7/2025, 4:04:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Sharp shirt!

20/7/2025, 4:02:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Interestingly I just went to the butchers and came home with chicken, burgers, sausage and pork chops and not a shred of plastic anywhere (apart from maybe actually in the meat itself)

20/7/2025, 3:45:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Speckled Jim’s descendants no doubt

Speckled Jim, Lieutenant George, Private Baldrick and Captain Blackadder
20/7/2025, 3:39:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Nobody should ā€˜earn’ that much.

20/7/2025, 2:05:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To all the stay at home voters who didn’t turn out to vote for Biden because they called him genocide Joe. How’s that decision worked out for you?

19/7/2025, 9:09:32 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sexy kit.

18/7/2025, 1:20:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

FaragƩ?

14/7/2025, 7:23:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m unlikely to ever be a dinner guest if the Clooneys so I won’t lose too much sleep over this. Also. Come on Guardian, second time you’ve disappointed this week.

14/7/2025, 10:51:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

I invite her to spend the summer in Oklahoma without any ac.

13/7/2025, 6:50:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine being Janine Henni and this is you job. Soul destroying.

13/7/2025, 6:33:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile in not courage

13/7/2025, 6:01:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh but they never accept any accountability for their actions.

12/7/2025, 7:53:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Please stop this Guardian. You are better than this.

12/7/2025, 7:52:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garty (@garty.bsky.social) reply parent

Smug mode: Engaged.

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12/7/2025, 7:43:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view