I should be complaining about this 45 minute halftime in week 1 of the season but… Hips ain’t lying.
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I should be complaining about this 45 minute halftime in week 1 of the season but… Hips ain’t lying.
I know one psychopath that’s absolutely loving this shit show.
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Ngl Ryen Russillo leaving The Ringer hurts. Jason Concepcion slash @sheaserrano.bsky.social leaving The Ringer vibes. Thankfully Shea sometimes pops up on a The Rewatchables pod.
Q-tip hadn’t completely mastered the art of sampling until Low End Theory. People’s Instinctive Travels is still a great album though.
Imagine working for Space Command and finding out you’re moving from the spectacularly gorgeous Colorado Springs to Bumfuck, Alabama.
Theory, Marauders (those 2 are perfect) and Beats Rhymes Life are all essentially 0 skip albums. The rest are hit or miss. But 3 basically perfect hip hop albums is crazy.
Think I bought a Big Head Todd and the Monsters album the same day I got that James album.
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam.
Ignore the little Nazi bird.
This is gonna be a super fun/cringey season of North Carolina football.
He’s 52. Daniel Craig already played the “am I too old to be James Bond?” plot line wonderfully in No Time to Die.
Preseason Heisman front runner and postseason Heisman loser Arch Manning is currently 12/19 for 72 yards and an interception. Fuck Texas. Like, Ohio can kick rocks too but millions of miserable Texas football fans got me like…
I might do cocaine for the first time in 20+ years and listen to 1999 by Prince on a loop for 2 straight days.
If they think this is tasteless wait until he actually croaks. My house is gonna look like the Griswold’s at Christmas and will likely threaten air traffic. It’ll be visible from the ISS.
Cool. So that funny tweets aren’t his. How about the jackbooted fascists in the LAPD? Does he have any responsibility for that?
Bill Burr might be getting TOO cool. Goddamn I hope there’s gonna be some way to see the Glen Gary Glen Ross play on like Netflix or something. Bill Burr should be 2025’s Time Magazine Man of the Year. Who’s been cooler in 2025 than Bill? youtu.be/xPOme1-RAIs?...
If you ever find yourself rhetorically asking “just how stupid is this country?”… There’s 12 seasons of Finding Bigfoot. TWELVE.
So excited to see this movie. About time Hollywood actually let @markhamillofficial.bsky.social cook in a role like that.
MAGA trash Snoop Dogg still out there MAGAting it up I see.
First game at Yankee Stadium and Roman goes upper deck…
Yankees fans, no longer having to be terrorized by Rafael Devers upper deck tanks at Yankee Whiffle Ball Park Stadium, after a decade and a half of being terrorized by Big Papi, watching 21 year old Red Sox rookie Roman Anthony go upper deck just now…
Philosopher King John Kruk: "the person who invented the first clock ever...how did that person know what time it was?"
It’s giving… youtu.be/lhNNrhze3vs?...
So not only were you just blatantly wrong, you can build inane straw men as well.
CNN being like “hey can we get that lady that yelled at fat people to lose weight on that reality show to come on air and help Trump whitewash slavery” is quite possibly the CNNiest CNN has CNNed. PS. No CNN, I didn’t actually watch it because I would never turn your station on because…
🚨Fascist scumbag the alert🚨
He’s literally #1 in late night ratings and has been for a long ass time. So, yeah…
But the Lindgurgh baby…
Summit, dog walking, potato, potahto.
Gus Fring if you’re working the fry station and the breasts don’t come out of the fryer at precisely 155° to account for carryover cooking and the dark meat isn’t at 175°
Warriors vs Lakers opening night is hilarious. NBA getting an early jump on the seeding for the play-in games.
The chicken at whichever branch of Los Pollos Hermanos that Gus Fring was working at any given day musta been BUSSIN
Busted out a spaghetti pomodoro with grilled sausages like an Italian nona.
Congrats to @jonlemire.bsky.social and everyone at Morning Joe. Your long national nightmare is over. Mainstream news and the Trump/Epstein story:
“J6 folks”… The whitewashing is crazy. Capital Hill police shoulda painted those steps red with their fascist blood. Sure would’ve if those were BLM protesters.
That’s just performative faux religious assholery to keep the red state rubes in line. Probably whispering stock tips ending with an “Amen”.
And no I didn’t watch. Been probably 5 years since I could no longer deal with Bill’s slide into both sides bullshit.
Bill Maher’s guests on Real Time tonight were Steven A. Smith and Dr. Phil… Apparently Hulk Hogan wasn’t available.
Cartman with Charlie Kirk hair is art. S27 of South Park might go completely crazy. 2 for 2 and 2 might actually be better.
Also, 10-16yr old me didn’t miss an episode of Absolutely Fabulous, Black Adder or Are You Being Served if i could help it. 8-10 year old me had already seen every Monty Python and Fawlty Towers episode.
It’s crazy how current that Mr. Show sketch is. For some reason the Dipshit Administration announced yesterday they’re putting a nuclear reactor on the moon. Not the initial components of a moon base mind you, just a nuclear reactor.
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Superb choice
Get Chuck & Nancy out of Dem leadership and then I might find a shred of optimism.
They’re literally gonna put her on tv and allow her to perjure herself at will in front of Congress for fucks sake. And ABC, CBS, NBC, Fox and the Morning Joe shit show contingent of Katty Kay & @jonlemire.bsky.social will hide in self serving legal speak that sane washes CHILD SEX TRAFFICKING.
The Republican gaslighting of ACTUAL PEDOPHILE Ghislaine Maxwell in the coming months in which she’ll repeatedly tell anyone with a microphone who puts it in front of her lying pedo lips that Trump isn’t a child rapist will make the Republican gaslighting of January 6th look like child’s play.
“Sex” with a child is called rape Brian. We’re all adults here, you can say it.
Meanwhile on the other end of the banquet hall, Christopher Moltisanti asks their dad “yo Sil are you worried ya boys are a lil TOO good at dancing?”…
This is what media sanewashing our insane president looks like, courtesy today of ABC, CNN and The NY Times:
Hold up, the Yankees got swept by the Marlins? The Florida essentially a AAA team Marlins?
Or, they’re completely and totally in on it. We’re well past the point of over monopolization. We reached the American oligarchy phase not long after the Citizens United decision.
Also white collar crime no longer exists.
Roman Anthony is so good John Henry might trade him from the Red Sox to Liverpool.
Chuck and Nancy:
Lost wasn’t even Damon Lindelof’s best show. The Leftovers was.
Say you didn’t get what Mad Men was about without saying you didn’t get what Mad Men was about. PS. And if Mad Men in fact DID lead to a declining population (it didn’t) then it’s just another check mark for its greatness. Too many tedious people about.
At least CK asked permission first and everyone involved could legally vote
🎼 AND IT SEEMS TO ME YOU LIVED YOUR LIFE LIKE A CANDLE IN THE WIND…
Twins ig page looks like their team plane crashed.
Yeah man. Plus we won’t vote for child rapists. Lame ass democrats. “This Sydney Sweeney thing”:
Tough look for the flat-earther crowd.
Cmon Asha. We all know what that meeting was about. “Say President Pedo never raped children with Epstein and you’ll get a pardon”, is their entire play. That way the mainstream media can keep pretending the Katie Johnson case never happened. Literally NEVER gets mentioned.
A+ for attitude for sure. But the technique…
Ah yes, the ‘as South Park goes, so goes the nation’ theory of politics. 🙄 Also they have mocked him. For years. The 6.3 million people who voted for Biden that didn’t for Harris didn’t not show up because of South Park. It was inflation and the “but Gaza” crowd. Luckily that’s all fixed.
HOLY FUCKING TRUMP IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES REALLY?!? A STORY ABOUT HOLDING THINGS?!? YOU’VE DONE IT NEW YORK TIMES!!! YOU’VE BROKE THE WHOLE THING WIDE OPEN!!!!!!!!!!
Are Matt and Trey still alive? Jesus that South Park was some seriously phenomenal punk rock shit.
Is their argument that Trump IS America? I know that’s what the MAGA cult believes but I’m fairly certain it’ll be hard to find a federal judge not named Aileen Cannon that’ll let that fly in their courtroom.
That said, kudos to Mandy Moore for stunningly accurate self reflection.
🎼 One of these things is not like the other One of these things is not the same
Me, when Nicole Kidman shows up on the screen and says, “We come to this place… for magic.” before a Fantastic Four matinee next week.
Love the 2nd in Command on Aryan Star Trek vibes she brings to this shit show.
Future generations of incoming NBA rookies:
*2028 POTUS nominee
So you’re telling me the 2nd best player of all time has won a lot of playoff games in his 21 NBA seasons?
Can you read?
The left is bipolar? You people consider Alex Jones a conservative thought leader. The election wasn’t stolen. If it had been @marcelias.bsky.social would’ve been yelling it from the rooftops. The American electorate just devolved into a level of stupidity, apathy and narcissism never seen before.
I’ll take ‘Bullshit That Never Happened’ for $500 Alex. What a shocker. Another MAGA cultist that can’t stop fixating on what’s going on in other peoples’ pants.
Hilarious that he pinned it at a decade. At least their math is accurate.
*your racist cult leader Anyways, here’s when Sesame Street became too woke for that weirdo ⬇️
Hmmm… A decade ago… So PRECISELY when your racist came down the elevator and told you to be mad at things like Sesame Street and the “tela tubbies”? All so he could grift the rubes with his made in China merch and rob the country blind for the top 1% while you pissed and moaned about wOKe LibS.
Cast Jack McBrayer to play every part.
Pitching a new Black Hawk Down about a platoon of Army Rangers pinned down by a group of rambunctious little leaguers in a West Covina Jack in the Box
Sadly. I could’ve met him when I worked out on a Nantucket golf club back in 2008. I already hated his guts then so there was zero chance I would’ve said anything to him.
I’m still waiting to see the first (non Pelosi/Chuck Schumer-esque) Democrat defend Bill Clinton’s Epstein relationship. The MAGAs almost reflexive Epstein response is the Clinton whataboutism. And the response from WHOEVER on the left from moderate to far left is:
I mean, just based on what we know of his diet his entire adult life he’s SO overdo. My working theory is he’s a reptilian alien and he’ll outlive us all.
Can’t he just have a massive stroke tonight…
Yeah well Merrick Garland wasn’t in the mood to ya know, do jack shit. Doing stuff is hard. You gotta like, dictate stuff to your secretary for her to type? I assume there’s lots of spots on papers that require your signature. Must be exhausting.
Nobody ever says that sorta stuff about Jimi Hendrix despite their endless similarities. Hmm I wonder why.
Slut shaming a dead rock icon… Interesting. Is there something wrong with blowjobs cuz last I checked they’re one of life’s greatest moments.
Talk about comparing apples to oranges. Janis Joplin had about as much in common to Joni Mitchell as Johnny Cash had to Johnny 5.
Counterpoint:
The biopic they’re making is a TERRIBLE idea. Music biopics are often a hot mess but trying to fit the Janis Joplin experience into a 2.5 hour movie is foolishly undoable. Needs to be a big budget 10 part limited series on Netflix or Apple TV written by Greta Gerwig and Noah Baumbach.
You’ve inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature? Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Bomb (1964) INGLORIOUS BASTERDS (2009)
That’s the Royal Family of Denmark being given the traditional escort to the Royal Palace.
Listening to The Big Picture podcast movie draft from a few weeks ago where they’re drafting the remaining slate of 2025 films now cuz I assumed they’d bring it up and… Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross did the score?!?
Why haven’t I heard about this already? A. Julia Roberts and Chloe Sevigny is gonna make Gen-X theater kids’ brains explode B. Boston’s finest Ayo Edebiri! C. Andrew Garfield is on a hot streak and it looks to be continuing D. An original story? In 2025? Crazy. E. Seated. youtu.be/k5mK0OqhP-4?...
Was 1 urinal down from Steven Tyler after that god awful James Bond: Goldeneye movie back in 1995. Was my senior year of high school. Bought GZA’s Liquid Swords album that same day so wasn’t a wasted trip to the mall. No skips record. RZA’s beats were insane.