“In the Pocket City”
Stoke to London to Bath , via a world of overnight stops Education over Ignorance, Fact over Fiction, Merit over Privilege
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“In the Pocket City”
Windows can’t be opened because Melania tried to escape?
Might as well put it in Donny Jr’s sandpit , there’ll be tribes in Papua New Guinea, who have never interacted with external influences, with a better science program next month than the US!
Everyone’s always having to talk about the USA, that’s the problem It’s not a measure of a presidency to stand in front of the collected lame media and tell them the same In the words of Joe Strummer “I’m so bored with the USA” (His grammar always was perfect , no “of” , rightly “with”)
Street price of coke in DC spikes Don Jr now has a the monopoly to supply after National Guard intervention “The Art of Deal”
Surely in the rename era as we await The Orange Overlord Secretary of “War” and “Retribution and Harassment “ Department , “Remigration” and “Political Stooges”
KITT could be rebranded as a Tesla and the whole movie over after 14 minutes in a spectacular fireball as it self drives Michael Knight into a pylon
Would have thought it, the whole MAGA show is nothing more than an elaborate game of Kerplunk, Trump nothing more than a straw We can but hope and dream
Apprenticeships for inept pickpockets?
Rate this season’s gone I’m just glad it’s not the same person for both roles !
Hope he’s being slowly poisoned by the lead in his cheap gold gilt Fingers crossed for the ultimate irony of a 50% tariff on the casket and drinks with a Mexican mariachi band playing away on the newly laid concrete in the Rose Garden
Reminds me, The Band of the Coldstream Guards play tributes outside Buckingham Palace , last one “Paranoid “ when Ozzy Osbourne died Time to contact Green Day for permission to play “American Idiot”?
Or if he died here, we’d get a national holiday, worldwide tourism boost, street parties and the chance to bury him at sea off Rockall in a lead-lined barrel as he’d be deemed a public health hazard?
He’ll be fucked if the Spar put the Fray Bentos pies on the top shelf
Pretty confident he won’t be involved in creating another generation
Suppose at least he could be deported back to his country of birth then, although seems rather harsh on the Ugandans
Tommy Gacky-Lemon gets to stay in 5* hotels at other people’s expense every time he gets released on bail, there’s a BNP presence 24/7 and most legitimate businesses appeared closed when he’s around as crime spikes! Come on, these are legitimate concerns!
He lives in Jackson, Mississippi hanging out with similar minds By the greatest stretch of semantics or their own wishful thinking ,there’s no way this can be classed as “supremacy “ unless they’ve learnt how to tie their own shoelaces unaided They are a poor benchmark for fungal development
16k views (assuming most “his lot”) , 900 “likes” , seems a little over 5% prepared to spend the effort to click a like? Maybe, just hoping, a line is being drawn? Too much to hope for, or just curious onlookers? Thankfully don’t have the access to see the number of his fuck-witted “followers “
16k views (assuming most “his lot”) , 900 “likes” , seems a little over 5% prepared to spend the effort to click a like? Maybe, just hoping, a line is being drawn?
After 4 hours of GB News, the Daily Express opinion page and an afternoon of speed , I guess she thought she was too !
Jon Bon Jovi’s career really has gone downhill fast
When will the far right start to address a legitimate concern regarding the lack of affordable dentistry in this country or at least stop chasing WKD with speed?
“Mother’s Pride”, anyone?
She’s again praying for the return of her beloved Soviet times, a planned economy without choice She’ll be demanding we invade Afghanistan soon, mark my words
One migrant that has taken so much more from the UK state than could ever be justified
If they have to have “TRUMP” written on the shirt , even the White House can’t be very sure this is going to work!
Think he has his eye on a chaise longue in faux suede
Dean Cain really has lost the plot
Rightly concerned if you’ve been sleeping on roundabouts (again!)
Happy to pay Jacob Rees-Mogg’s airfare if someone can get him in his crate
Another war averted by Nobel nominee , Trump. If he’s quick someone’s got the wrong sides at the Hard Rock Cafe in DC and there’s a ninth war averted Just in time to get that book written/coloured in for the Nobel for Literature before the Friday night CAPS LOCK rant
That’s NatWest fraud team - gave up, they’d have hourly plan of travels but once they’d declined the first transaction, alarms set off - they don’t believe customers travel - got tired of hiding under cafe tables when there was noise overhead as I suspected they’d sent in Apache gunships #NatWest
It must cost Saul a fortune to commute from his home in Tel Aviv to offer such thorough and current analysis of the hamlet of London
Best keep in the US then, surely time to raise a national security issue regarding his social media?
I’ve seen “HAMERS” outside Upton Park in the day Phonetically they’d be doing two years nowadays
To be fair , just foreigners taking over , innit It’s yer Puccini , that immigrant Ronaldo , always seen that Rossini in the queue for benefits Never works that lad , our lot always having a dib in the Co-op I mean if it wasn’t for a Cappadocian lad , I’d met killing that dragon and the Scots….
Always amazing when the RW press squeal shitless about “inclusion” and “identity “ Never seen Glynebourne nor Henley open their gates to everyone
Give it a week, there’ll be more along Reminds me, years ago, first in London, always a few flag shaggers at the Carnival Took them about 20 mins to realise they were out of their depth on every level, no matter who they tried to be, then shipped off with £2 worth of oregano and a slap
Difficult space for the flag-shaggers, pleasure , cohesion and collaboration I’m guessing there’s a garage forecourt about 40 miles out doing a raging trade in pasties, red spray paint and hand lotion
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Any chance they could then relax in a restorative bath with a plugged in toaster or two and few hairdryers balanced precariously on the edge?
Any chance it’s Ebola with sides of Bubonic plague and Screw Worm parasites? Fingers crossed he signed off RFK Jr’s recommendation for the treatment of all ailments, beyond a big sneeze, to be a red hot poker administered with vigour to the rectum and lower intestine
Categorically can say I have never heard him called anything of the sort! Whereas, “ Dim-Witted Fuckwit” , constantly
Unless JD Vance , succeeds him And then he hands over to Eric Trump and then …….. Unfortunately, Trump has no plans to cancel his own “show” , it’ll just get more and more preposterous
“Casemiro’s finished”
Let’s be real , he was always the prime suspect , irrational to claim otherwise
Begs the question why stop at wolves when considering the reintroduction of apex predators in Scotland. I’d be in favour of brief trial of a Bengal tiger, half a dozen polar bears and box of black widow spiders on Vance’s lawn for the next week or so
Or even by Fraser’s own myopic view of education, 80% of graduates are financially better off as a result of their qualifications leading to a more qualified workforce, higher tax revenues and a world leading university industry
Or , in a Hello exclusive “Nick Candy and Holly Vallance decide to reset their relationship in a more honest fashion”
This is what happened when the ventriloquist left his dummy to try and do his work Trump an absolute embarrassment on the global platform as ever
Rarely see the ventriloquist so far from his dummy
Right Said Fred’s new line up is going to really upset Reform’s gala dinner crowd
He looks that as Putin arrives, he’ll look 3’2” once Putin’s skinned him
Trump 6’3” , Putin 5’7” There’s the Russian influence
Never seen a 6’3” man and one of 5’7” look quite so equal Must be an effect of the light at northern altitudes or a few billion US$ and an election
It’ll be renamed “Freedom Ketchup” by executive order next week
Probably bangs annoyingly in the wind and smells distinctly of dog piss as well !
And you will all wonder why the rest of the world will not buy your debt to prop up this tyrant
Gives away his own social responsibility with 3 months of Prime subscription, I’m told
Asking for a friend, shipping on charity rowers , any chance I can get this through Amazon?
It is, she “popped up” in my feed this morning ( Guardian) , not sure what I should read into that ( article - horrific) I’m worrying about Telegraph and Mail readers picking up that feed and their wives or mistresses having to haul their limp bodies off the bath mat, bobble socks and all
A twat who can’t place his own lounger for a great view and forgot a table for his drink? Or some twat who missed the “Love Island “ auditions??
Think they’d be happy with anyone under 6’ from what I read , not sure they’d want to put Andrea Jenkyns or Sarah Pochin in a difficult spot with a tape measure or a pat down
But allowed to return within 30 days as long as you’ve got a copy of the Daily Telegraph and proof of harassing anyone who doesn’t fit her ideas of humanity
Man couldn’t sell a brown shirt at a MAGA rally
Or she could invest in a new chain on the High St I’m thinking of registering “Narks and Genders” “Catering for excessively rich bigots everywhere, promoted devoid of truth and respect in the Telegraph daily”
Or you could read and gather the facts?
Interesting in the current environment, which role do Murdoch, Trump and Musk fill lifting this up? Like to think Murdoch gores Trump, gets stuck rutting with Musk until they both see their folly and live out their days in a Thiel funded paradise ruled by termites and dung beetles Fat Chance!
The Lying, the Grift and the Boredom
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I’ll bet £8.30 that Lee “The Sharpest “ Anderson and a Nigel “One More Riot in My Name” Farage both reuse this journalism to further a “cause” Then the pleasure of the Express and Mail wetting themselves about the BBC and migrants in one column before imploding in a mess of tea cakes and hatred
Taking about Melania again
Hopefully he finds a 10’ copper rod , I sense storm clouds on the horizon
Hopefully planning a bungee jump on a 60’ rope
Could have been cut off a little earlier
Suspect she’ll get a quicker response begging @VladMadandBadPutin if she was genuinely upset by a “woke” invasion. Would like to hope she’ll be digging coal in NE Russia by November MBGA Nitwit ! If she’d update the link I’d be happy to help her get a one way flight to Moscow
That filth are going to get one hell of an eye opener in 9 hours time , seeing London , lit up in all it’s vibrancy and tolerance, accommodating even the least tolerant in our society
Howard Lutnick’s role now taking on even more significance
Not surprised when Reform and their ilk bring this up but I do see the point of addressing the use of names within our society Simply listening to people addressing them or calling out to them in public I have thought “Racist Wanker” would have been a lot higher on the list
Think it’s time the Nobel prizes were expanded , recognising the broadening of society and the scientific horizons Can we not simply award Trump the prize for “Promoting the Need for Scientific Funding”, to shut him up, (he’d never get the irony) And chuck in one for “Grammatical Excellence “
I have always found it strangely comforting that those two bricks will live out a well deserved retirement, warm and rested between Andrea Jenkyns’sand Sarah Pochin’s ears
Hoo boy 🏴
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I’d like to hope that a MPs and guardians of the public interest had been working together for a very, very long time. I fear that Charlotte Gill and all of her ilk don’t share this hope to produce a more tolerant and progressive society , but I kind of knew that already!
Probably choked eating the Epstein files
Trump will be consumed finalising his decision on the next poet laureate whilst organising his crayons into biggest and bestest not drawing order
There are black and white faces in the field?
I find it reassuring that “plain” troublemakers can rile the stumpy fingered moron so thoroughly When can we expect the “salt & vinegar”or “smoky bacon” troublemakers to finally impeach him?
Surely he can always be a bell-end?
Someone with a vote in America , I fear
Next week to lift a slow news week we can read about a “Royal Heir Change” I’m hoping for Mark Gatiss to be named next in line to the throne , unless anyone has a better idea
Possibly the most boring tweet she’s ever put out and that’s against some pretty stiff competition I’d be more interested if she toured the Balti Mile , spouting her shit and posting pictures of her with a peshwari, garlic or keema naan before being chased back into ‘Spoons
Probably thinks the US don’t need copper now he’s scrapped the penny
I appreciate that often a well planned LTN is certainly a net positive and recognise in London where whole residential “blocks” can be bypassed LTN’s are wonderful. Our personal experience in Bath , with both poor planning, a narrow group of beneficiaries and little traffic management is not so good
Seems owning a Tesla is getting more dangerous by the day
What about the areas that border LTN’s that experience a proportional increase in traffic as a result of displacement ? These areas are often poorer areas with higher population densities and less vocal residents #Bath #LTN
I find , when faced with one of Tate’s bullshit posts and a rising need to scream, singing a couple of verses of “Baby Shark” puts him right where he belongs
Ben “So Michael, we’ll both be out of a job come the Election, any thoughts after 14 yrs of being at the heart of a Tory government what we are qualified for?” Michael “ Absolutely Ben, a few more months of being the butt jokes on social media will pay the bills” Ben “That sounds like a plan”
Alternatively shareholders need to address executive pay levels within Russian industry The number of board members compelled to take a second job as a window cleaner unable to afford a simple safety harness brings shame to those former stalwarts of Putin’s regime