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@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social

No longer Caffeine on Xitter - killed my account, 16 years after signing up. Elmo is a spoiled wanker. Solid blue in Texas. Ann Richards was our last decent governor. Soil scientist and photographer.

created November 11, 2024

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Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Definitely sounds overly convoluted and, considering Rudy's sordid past, could very well be covering up something weird.

2/9/2025, 1:40:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

He wallows in pettiness He lives for payback

30/8/2025, 11:55:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Is Maduro threatening to release the Epstein files?

30/8/2025, 8:42:21 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

She's a nasty hag

30/8/2025, 3:14:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Gaslighting 24/7

30/8/2025, 2:37:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

FUCK Stephen Miller

29/8/2025, 3:45:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

The WH is not happy... Awwww..... what a shame

29/8/2025, 1:50:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Pearls clutched, to no avail

28/8/2025, 8:04:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Purposeful attrition. GOP assholes

28/8/2025, 7:37:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Have any stock tips? Y'all get out there and fight for the country in an effective way. Please quit posting platitudes on social media

28/8/2025, 7:33:31 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Like he's going to be held to account...

28/8/2025, 7:29:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Vance is a gaslighting asshole

28/8/2025, 7:28:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

He still has a mouth and at least he should have a daily pile of shit to eat

28/8/2025, 7:25:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Gov Hot Wheels is a smirking asshole. Among his asshole accomplishments: Getting an injury lawsuit settlement then passing tort reform so others couldn't avail themselves of that relief. 110% asshole. People need to be constantly reminded of the GOP's shittification of the country

28/8/2025, 7:23:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

They're NOT police They need to remove that BS

28/8/2025, 7:16:00 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Bullshit Barbie doing her usual

28/8/2025, 7:14:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Gabbard, the cult member and traitor.

28/8/2025, 7:08:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Not if Mr. Brain-worm can prevent the vaccine...

28/8/2025, 5:36:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Propaganda Barbie

28/8/2025, 5:32:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

New media - most are propaganda hacks, especially if Leavitt approved their presence

28/8/2025, 5:31:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Every WH claim or statement needs to be questioned/challenged by all media. Call out the constant lying. Traditional journalistic outlets are failing society.

28/8/2025, 5:29:14 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Mannarino is a clear and present danger to lucid, rational thought

28/8/2025, 5:18:44 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Objectively, Musk is overflowing with shit in this regard

28/8/2025, 4:29:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Start yesterday!

28/8/2025, 4:24:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Obama is late to the party...

28/8/2025, 4:22:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Like trumpers will be honest

28/8/2025, 3:56:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted

Why do we still allow people with serious mental illness to buy guns? Because the first law Republicans passed under Trump in 2017, made it easier. There were over 4,000 mass shootings between 2017-2024, and this country elected him again. If that’s not proof America is sick, I don’t know what is.

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28/8/2025, 3:23:50 PM | 1082 530 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Vance's comment is ironic, as he's soulless

28/8/2025, 3:21:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Homan, Noem, Miller, and their henchmen are happily destroying people's lives. Fuck them all

28/8/2025, 3:22:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Vance is slimy ghoul

28/8/2025, 3:07:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

100% -- Cassidy needs to own the RFK disaster And the rest of the asshole GOP could've spared us this shit by impeaching tRump

28/8/2025, 2:50:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Legit lunatic

28/8/2025, 2:35:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Captain Snowflake

28/8/2025, 2:32:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

The absolute truth

27/8/2025, 11:55:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Weirdest mouth in DC He's an asshole bridge troll

27/8/2025, 11:37:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck RFK, Jr. and the right-wing hacks allowing this to happen.

27/8/2025, 6:52:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe most of his MAGA dupes would rather be led by a dictator

26/8/2025, 11:01:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Noem is hoping a Fascist Barbie doll is developed

26/8/2025, 8:58:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Fair point.

26/8/2025, 4:49:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

That's patently a condescending, asshole comment.

26/8/2025, 4:46:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Murderous assholes

26/8/2025, 4:45:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Or brown shirts?

26/8/2025, 4:42:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

That it's been objectively shown that many government services are provided with more accountability and efficiency than you're stating. Offering more value as they're provided with no profit involved. The "government" is comprised of many agencies and their employees who do a great job.

26/8/2025, 4:39:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds 100% like Republicans and what they're doing to public education. They abhor education (or as they call it, liberal indoctrination)

26/8/2025, 1:49:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

The GOP are IDIOTS who know nothing about higher education. They have no need for it, as they require unthinking followers

26/8/2025, 1:26:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Kasich is a low-life hack

26/8/2025, 1:21:27 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

US Reps don't have jobs that require much effort

25/8/2025, 8:26:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

An expendable thug force requires little education or training

25/8/2025, 8:23:16 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Neo-fascism...

25/8/2025, 8:14:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Seems it's very hard to be consistently decent if you have more than $ billion

25/8/2025, 1:19:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Captain Chaos needs constant drama

25/8/2025, 12:49:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Then, they'll probably want to disregard elections from states that didn't obtain grants.

25/8/2025, 12:47:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Disingenuous comment with a broad-brush dismissal of government services. Not everything has to be for profit

24/8/2025, 11:48:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Vance spews BS with no push-back. What MAGA says is exclusively for MAGA cultists and the uneducated (in history).

24/8/2025, 11:43:46 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Just another throw-away line from Abbott, in order to dismiss very real concerns of constituents. The press has really dropped the ball on covering GOP bullshit. It doesn't help that the much of the American public also suffers from political amnesia

24/8/2025, 5:51:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice try, Gym. Only your idiot followers believe your bullshit.

24/8/2025, 2:14:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Donald J. Mussolini

24/8/2025, 2:11:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

What's striking is that he has no sense of embarrassment...

23/8/2025, 5:33:02 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

ESRI helped this happen years ago, providing redistricting tools for ArcGIS

22/8/2025, 11:46:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

A 1930s Germany vibe....

22/8/2025, 11:39:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Ass-kissing c$$t. Knows how to manipulate the orange shit gibbon.

22/8/2025, 11:29:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

So much political theater. Don the Diva

22/8/2025, 7:53:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

No courage within the GOP. It vanished years ago

22/8/2025, 7:07:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

What bullshit

22/8/2025, 5:39:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Some adults are consummate assholes

22/8/2025, 5:35:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

tRump cannot stop lying

22/8/2025, 5:34:09 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Gotta pay off the Don...

22/8/2025, 5:30:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Good riddance

22/8/2025, 6:18:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

TX GOP hacks are neo-fascist enablers

21/8/2025, 3:14:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

KKK vibes

21/8/2025, 3:12:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Miller is peak ASSHOLE

20/8/2025, 10:05:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Turned out to be another sanctimonious POS

20/8/2025, 3:24:06 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

No surprise, TACOman kissed Putin's ass

17/8/2025, 5:10:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Bingo!!

17/8/2025, 4:47:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Corporate media's selective coverage. It's been happening for decades, although it's been noticeably worse during tRump 2.0

17/8/2025, 4:44:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scott Horton (@robertscotthorton.bsky.social) reposted

Out of the blue, Trump called the Norwegian finance minister to ask when he would get the Nobel prize suggesting he would impose tariffs if he did not www.dn.no/politikk/fre...

14/8/2025, 9:59:07 PM | 3025 1492 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture amanda moore 🐢 (@noturtlesoup17.bsky.social) reposted

The White House posted an insane video of the police arresting the sandwich guy in a safe and wealthy neighborhood.

15/8/2025, 4:49:38 AM | 4759 1321 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Amanda Scott 💙 (@amandascott2023.bsky.social) reposted

Slava Ukraini! bsky.app/profile/halu...

15/8/2025, 5:16:05 AM | 43 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

The GOP lies. Always.

14/8/2025, 5:40:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Really? Seeing is believing

14/8/2025, 5:39:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Comer is a Nazi

14/8/2025, 5:38:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

This is where the Press needs to step up. Relevant follow-up questions are essential. Recap by saying: "So, you're imposing martial law..."

14/8/2025, 5:38:04 PM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Homan is the embodiment of an SS officer

14/8/2025, 2:54:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Police forces are ALREADY militarized... This is definitely a hostile takeover

14/8/2025, 2:51:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Duffy is the epitome of a useful tool

14/8/2025, 1:03:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

"Vision" is doing some heavy lifting in tRump's case

13/8/2025, 1:44:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

We have no expectations for anything positive, ever, from tRump.

12/8/2025, 9:53:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Vance is a ham-handed opportunist, which apparently prevents him from being able to foresee the consequences of the shit coming out of his mouth. Doesn't seem to think before he jumps

12/8/2025, 3:45:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

GOP fear-mongering -- one of their specialties

12/8/2025, 2:24:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Burchett is absolutely full of shit.

12/8/2025, 1:29:24 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

The fragility of today's conservatives is something to behold

12/8/2025, 2:36:07 AM | 33 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Miller is a ghoulish nazi

11/8/2025, 3:07:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Dr. Phil is another poster child for grifting and boorish behavior

10/8/2025, 8:25:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Even worse than prosperity gospel preachers

8/8/2025, 6:39:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

That's part of their insidious strategy. Just getting their foot in the door

8/8/2025, 6:37:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

PragerU insidiously masquerades as an intellectual entity... Stealth fake-reasonableness to ensnare the politically naive

8/8/2025, 6:30:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Waiting for Dems to talk about this and so many other things...

8/8/2025, 5:49:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

Why isn't the press focused on this? (Rhetorical question)

8/8/2025, 5:47:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

No shame... More political theater, cooperating with the blossoming dictatorship

8/8/2025, 5:46:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine (@gimmecofferplz.bsky.social) reply parent

The MAGAts are cooperating in a virtual coup

8/8/2025, 2:48:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view