Don’t go doing that to someone at the bus stop. Didn’t end well
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Don’t go doing that to someone at the bus stop. Didn’t end well
I have safe houses and alternative identities in locations too numerous to list
Dodgy streaming box, like the international top tier criminal I actually am
I loved 28YL if anyone cares
People categorized with a meme:🤣
An abomination
There you bloody are. We’ve been pacing the floor with worry
That’s it for me. Final straw. Stop the world, I’m getting off www.theguardian.com/food/2025/se...
In 2 weeks. So I’ve got 2 weeks to die
I was pissed enough on Friday to buy me and Mrs G tickets to a Michael Jackson tribute act. She loves MJ. I, however, very much do not 🙁
Fanks
See! Apology please
👀
It’s hard to justify buying lamb. Ridiculously expensive, yet the fields are full of the things. Should be a tenner for a leg
Lamb leg and chops is it, Henry VIII?
I can’t see this
*mutes JenBren*
Roast pork loin in a thyme, garlic and lemon marinade, parmentier potatoes, roast carrot and broccoli, salsa verde, roast garlic and lemon sauce and ciabatta for tea, chaps 😍
That actually sound great. I’ll give it a go
*Googles Son of Saul*. Yeah that looks the same ilk. Both make Boy in the Striped Pyjamas look like a family movie
Watched Zone of Interest. Blimey, that’s bleak
Yeah, but I’ve a memory like a sieve. I’d be shit at all that
Oh god, I feel old now
It is not, however, the Dervla Kirwan period of Goodnight Sweetheart. Late teenage and 20s me was fucking obsessed with her 😍
It’s the ‘jump the shark’ period of characters jumping timelines. This one features a 3rd timeline - Jack the Ripper era London. Jack ends up in the modern day (1999) and promptly gets hit by a car. Thereby explaining how the murders ended and he seemingly disappeared into the ether
Cheese doesn’t come from goats, Brian. Don’t be silly
If 21 yr old me could see 45 yr old me watching old repeats of Goodnight Sweetheart on a ropey Sky channel on a Saturday night 😔
Yes! That fake shawarma brand is mint
Soz. Didn’t mean to offend. Please don’t start a pile on with your influencer influence 🙄
You’re an influencer now
The divorces are going well x
Imagine having no plans for the weekend and most of the world agrees to declare you dead because you’re such a piece of shit
This is very good
Cilla will haunt you for this
2 stone cold classics and all I get is a mouth full of abuse
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FYI Iceland also do hash brown fries, hash brown burgers and hash brown waffles. The worlds greatest supermarket
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Don’t know how they can be arsed. Been here a while and follow less than 500. On twitter for over a decade and didn’t get above 800 (I think).
Just had the same, but with chips 🫡
A piss stained, fly-tipped mattress masquerading as the George cross is the epitome of Britain right now. Speaks volumes. And the fuckwits that dumped it and the fuckwits that painted it will never, ever understand why we're laughing at them. Shitforbrains simpletons.
😂
Are we getting a break? Oh thank fuck
£150 - £180 per week includes a monthly big shop for shit tea frozen stuff at Iceland (about £120 per month)
Ours is a lot, but there’s 6 of us. Cook from fresh 4 / 5 times a week. Hard keeping the food bill down. Probably around £150 - £180 - mostly Lidl. Not helped by a pain in the arse pescatarian in the house and a 7 yr old who generally won’t eat what we eat - so often 3 different things being cooked
Ah brill. We started camping 2 yrs ago. Had some great times and met some lovely people. Our 7 yr olds favourite thing
*mutes ‘Taylor’ and ‘Swift’* too, ffs
*Mutes ‘Farage’*
Oh wow, that is obscenely old 😂. Happy birthday Brian!
There are a lot of cunts around. Many of them look just like him. I wouldn’t normally mock someone’s appearance, being no oil painting myself. But his image just made me laugh 😂
PWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I want to do an episode on how choice of bread impacts spreadability. Then I can finally expose Warburton’s as the flimsiest and worst bread on the market. The mainstream media won’t say it, but I will. One for the future?
Good tip. Or, use Vegemite which is easier to spread (but not as good)
Or, use spreadable butter. We could do a podcast?
…or, put a knob of butter onto the hot toast and let it sit there for a minute until you try to spread it.
He hides his pleasure well 😂
Fell walk with the 16yr old again. 3rd one in 10 days. Think he’s starting to enjoy it (ignore his demeanour in the 1st image)
Half pints, yes?
Oh absolutely. The vikings wouldn’t have approved this product otherwise
A quality item that somehow the vikings approve of despite being quite fucking dead
When I think of vikings I think ‘rope’. Not long boats, pointy helmets or raping and pillaging. Definitely ’rope’
Yer da drinks his Aldi fake Stella out of this
Alcohol intoxication is no excuse I’m afraid
Just sign any centre midfielder at this point, FFS. Can’t not improve us
You were doing so well too
Watch yer fingers!
…and this 😍 www.seriouseats.com/schug-zhug-s...
On today’s menu 😍 www.theguardian.com/food/article...
Nope nope nope
A lady of exquisite taste I see
Well you’re wrong 😐
I’m not taking questions.
Don’t fuck about. White thick sliced bread, an inch of butter per slice, Birdseye fish fingers, too much salt and enough vinegar to make your eyes water. Done.
That looks great
Yes! Them bastard Aussies. Decades us cricket fans have quietly mocked the Aussie cricketer mullet without any bugger noticing
BBC News. Racists outnumbered by decent people in Bristol and Liverpool. Better get more flags on lampposts then, you sad little cunts
Also stops smaller clubs from speculating to accumulate and locks in and amplifies the dominance of the big boys. All in all, PSR is shit and needs an overhaul more equatable for ‘the rest’ in the PL
Oh ffs. I have a nephew with one. If he wasn’t my blood I’d drown him in the sink
Any of the Jaws films. After watching one, or even just knowing that one was on in the house, I’d have a nightmare about witches coming to get me. Fuck knows why 🤷
VV good. Szechuan peppercorns instead of star anise in the pickled cucumber was my only change
Yeah, I don’t think the knuckle dragging Neanderthals I saw hanging flags from a bridge above the M65 on Thursday give a shit about the women’s rugby World Cup 😬
We’re at the ‘painting St George’s crosses on speed cameras’ stage of proto-fascism in the town I’m in, if you’re wondering
The chilli jam, with fish sauce in it, is rather pungent. Been reducing away for an hour
Will report back
It’s a little bit much for him to suddenly claim an aversion to monsters, for sure
I got a free croissant the other day!
It does. Had it saved for ages, but forgot about it
Mate, you also worked with the Tories and enabled them to implement austerity. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
In crushingly mundane news, I’ve just earnt 58p cashback at Lidl 🤘
It’s not fun, is it?! 😂
Having a stab at this for tea 😍 www.theguardian.com/food/2020/oc...
The stream of anti-MAGA stuff is hard for me, though the sentiment is good. We have our own shitty politicians we can’t avoid! But, generally, I was following a lot of Americans I didn’t have anything in common with 😁
I thought this meant I’d accidentally culled you! I haven’t though…yet
(Mostly inactives and Americans)
You can’t black face these days, Den
