LOL photo enhancing is my passion!
LOL photo enhancing is my passion!
I mean it's not like we can expect him to know which decade he's in, or how a car operates.
I love how you can tell that he's never actually had to operate a car based on this one speech.
Can't believe he used the phrase "make it easy". Does anyone in this entire administration have any idea how any thing actually works, at all?
I think the problem is once you get enough money, it becomes impossible to relate to "normal" people.
It's like you really gotta double check these days...
You joke, but...
I believe this is the stupidest timeline, because the general public has unprecedented access to all the world's knowledge... and they chose to ignore it.
AI...rebuild...public...trust WTF? Does he...know what AI is?
This is like when he proved he was innocent of those rape charges. Because he WAS totally innocent, right? And never had anything to hide, right? ...OH WAIT.
Ah, the old "blame Biden instead of admitting my own incompetence" trick. That one never fails!
LOL what? "What he's envisioned for FEMA?" Like, um, letting disasters just run their course?
Another thoughtful, measured response from Trump I see.
They should stick to just playing The Sims.
"oh whoops sorry, I meant, we're gonna make sure they are rigged."
Just admit you don't know what an "infection" is.
Cats aren't subject to the laws of physics.
I should get another cat.
Here is my favourite person holding an adorable kitten. #caturday
Wasted 26 million dollars on his golfing trips in less than a year, than wasted another 40 million on his birthday parade that no one wanted to go to.
Dementia Donny "Taco" Trump, the most hated and incompetent president of all time, brought out millions of protesters all over the USA.
We definitely need a "special prosecutor" but not for the reasons he thinks.
That 20-minute photo op he did at McDonald's was the closest he ever came.
Says the man who never worked a real job a day in his life!
Not interested in hockey but read the whole thread, thinking it'd be hilarious and I was right.
My phrenology degree suggests RFK has the skull of a moron.
He is like 1000% correct.
NP
did they just say vigor?
And now you can sleep in that room because you'll be thinking "hey it'd be great to sleep on a nice new mattress."
oooh he'll probably say that it was created with AI.
i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.
I agree, I think part of the problem is people still refer to content on X as Tweets (what else are they gonna call them, Xs)?)
Desperately hoping to see him wearing a fake moustache.
No they need 150 billion dollars for the mysterious Golden Dome.
I mean it does make perfect sense that MTG would be opposed to kids getting an education...
Every time I hear a spooky noise "oh that was probably just the cat."
I don't understand how they would NOT blame the tariffs? That's literally the reason. There is no other explanation. If I ran Wal-Mart, I would put a little portrait of Trump on every product, followed by the price increase he directly caused.
Why, exactly?
Honestly just bring back dueling, cuz from what I've heard Trump is scared of guns so he'd basically auto-lose.
Man that's tacky even by Trump standards. They couldn't even get a real ass photo of a real watch?
Gonna be hilarious when his medical treatment costs taxpayers ten million dollars.
I hate conspiracy theories but I honestly don't know what to think. The footage looked super duper fake, but two people reportedly got killed. The whole thing was very weird.
I still have never used it!
He believes it should be open because he saw it in a movie.
Gotta love how Trump - who's all about efficiency and belt-tightening - wants to reopen a prison that closed because it was way too expensive to maintain.
I read "strawberry Reese cups" and realized, that's it: humanity has officially run out of ideas.
I wanted to read the latest news on how the Trump impeachment is going, and discovered Google automatically adds "2025," because you have to specify which year's impeachment it is. Similar to searching for Trump sexual assaults, you get a whole Wikipedia article.
I think about that movie so often, especially when someone mentions they're going to go "live off the land."
I still can't believe people use Amazon at all; one of the most evil companies ever.
God I love a good TV Too High photo
Yes, the tariffs have a simple workaround: time travelling.
Trump is really really bad at pretending to not be bored.
Gee what could possibly go wrong?
People really need to watch more youtube vids about what life is actually like in other countries. Things are still comparatively amazing here in Canada.
Except Trump, of course.
"A lotta people are sayin..."
STILL on about the fentanyl? JFC. How about taking care of the illegal guns flowing from USA to Canada?
I still can't believe he didn't just name it "Trump" social.
I hadn't heard of this, so I had to look it up and it's even dumber than I pictured.
Play video games *badly*.
I kinda have to admire these dudes who have absolutely no concerns about looking like morons.
A lot of people are saying...
I love how he says it would take "200 years" cuz we all know Trump is great with numbers and doing very precise calculations.
oh finally
Kitty loves you
The book got too big and would no longer fit on one disk, so he had to learn how to use PKZIP and that was the final straw.
He should just make the book shorter. I'll email him and suggest it to him.
I love the idea that being a conspiracist starts with finding a document to misunderstand.
"Don't be bamboozled!" -Barack Obama
.."have been found to be 90% coincidental."
Stop, I can only get so erect.
I just love how reality is the exact opposite of what Trump campaigned on. "We're gonna be so rich!" vs "Hey how about some delicious austerity measures?"
Maybe someone should've told him we can't go back to 1913?
I'm not a lawyer, but I think that's technically manslaughter? It's horrible, in any case.
I'm simultaneously thrilled and horrified at the current state of robotics. How long do we have until robots are committing crimes and serving as soldiers? Not long, IMHO. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkh6...
Make America Study History Again. (starting with the Black Plague)
Americans, just face it: Trump is insane. No really, I mean that literally: insane. He was never qualified to be president before, and he's only gotten worse.
Yeah, he doesn't know what "groceries" are because he has never gone grocery shopping in his life. He has no concept of what life is like for regular ordinary people.
What a relief they didn't wait until it's way, way too late to realize it.
Yeah, after all it could never be the case that Trump is actually a bad businessman. Especially after decades of proof.
Congratulations on your historic achievement.
It's their classic "Yeah, but not if a black man does it" logic.
I was gonna say that's a terrible idea, but then I remembered Cobra Kai...
I hope that "action" is throwing him straight the fuck into jail. Y'know, like they would do with any normal citizen who didn't buy the presidency outright.
In the woodshed they discussed how they could blame Joe Biden.
A Lot of People are saying this.
I would just like to point out that Donald Trump sexual misconduct allegations has its own Wikipedia page.
Amazed anyone thinks AI is actually going to be useful when I can't even depend on Google Assistant to wake me up from a nap.
It's like every day I wake up and the world has gotten a little bit dumber.
The New United States of Trumptardia
There's a reason why so many products had the "Trump" name on them. It's because Trump is always for sale. Always. Whether it's the entire presidency, or unconstitutional actions, or just small favours, Trump always has a price.
Only took me 3 seconds of Googling to get this chilling article: www.vox.com/health/40268...
Does nobody study history anymore? Like, not even via youtube videos? JFC.
When does Elon get his jail sentence for buying off the office of the president? And when does Trump get his for selling it?
The Breatharians are thrilled to hear this.
JFC
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I'm liking the word "smugger"