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RH^2

@goaskascientist.bsky.social

Meteorologist, prof of Sky Stuff, severe weather researcher, planetarium director, photographer, nerd, cynic, NY transplant, dog person. Very fond of puns & dinosaurs. 🌪

created May 2, 2023

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As real as birds...Geese, specifically!

3/9/2025, 2:28:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😭😭😭 😭

3/9/2025, 1:59:27 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PhET Interactive Simulations (@phetsims.bsky.social) reposted

Explore color perception, subtraction and addition with our Color Vision sim. Investigage the color a person sees for various combinations of red, green, and blue light. What light will pass through different colored filters? phet.colorado.edu/en/simulatio... #Photons #WhiteLight #edusky

3/9/2025, 1:53:33 AM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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You should frame it and hang it on a wall that is easily seen from her perch on the new couch. Fair is fair. 😉🐾❤️

3/9/2025, 1:47:05 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🐾❤️🥳👍

3/9/2025, 1:42:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She the one who said, "Well, we're *all* gonna die," right?

3/9/2025, 1:35:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No idea what/who that is, so no, you are not. 👍

3/9/2025, 12:12:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, because I'm an idiot these days, my first thought was, "Wait, how did that tree get barnacles on it?" 😅👍

3/9/2025, 12:11:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Golly!"

3/9/2025, 12:08:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Don, Bubbe..."

3/9/2025, 12:05:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now's a great time to reserve your spot(s) for this wonderfully fun event. Free, open to all, and a great chance to get your astronomy "geek" on. This year's theme is "Auroras," with MANY cool hands-on activities and lots to learn! Join us, won't you? Reservations: planetarium@stcloudstate.edu

2/9/2025, 9:15:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I used to make my girl carrot-peanut butter cookies every now and again. She loved 'em! 🐾💕

2/9/2025, 1:55:47 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, suuuuure. When a dog does it, it's "Epic," but when I do it, I get a lifetime ban from the Souper Salad. Soooo typical. 🙄

2/9/2025, 1:46:04 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ooh very similar to my recipe, though I've never thought to add in the cider vinegar...Will have to try that out! 🤩👍

2/9/2025, 1:40:11 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of my top 5, for sure!

2/9/2025, 1:30:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 1:25:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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getyarn.io/yarn-clip/ed... The answer, of course, is onions.

2/9/2025, 1:24:09 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 1:22:14 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 1:21:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought we weren't supposed to trust experts any longer? 🤔

2/9/2025, 1:17:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's a good, hardworking, CLEAN BOY! www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXyW...

2/9/2025, 1:10:04 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kell, said in the most extreme Herlihy Boy voice: Please...Let me sleep on your couch. I'll already be up on your couch. Let me sleep on it. Extreme Mr. O'Malley voice: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...LET THE BOY SLEEP ON YOUR COUCH!!! THE DOG WILL LOOK ADORABLE!!! 🐾❤️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=mq7D...

2/9/2025, 1:06:26 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The opera guy? The one that descended into Hell? 🤔 Sounds kinda dark for a Teen Titan plot, but I'm here for it...

1/9/2025, 9:08:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nowhere to go but up, then; season's not over!!! 👍

1/9/2025, 8:42:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chronos & Kairos (@scsuplanetarium.bsky.social) reposted

As a heads-up, there's a chance for aurorae tonight...Cloudy skies may prevent us from viewing them, however. 😞 That said, you can always find out "what's up" with aurorae and aurorae forecasts by visiting the NOAA/NWS Space Weather Prediction Center: www.swpc.noaa.gov/communities/...

1/9/2025, 8:41:19 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yūnny, human hurricane ☀️⛈️☂️🕶️ (@jimmy-yunge.bsky.social) reposted

September 1, 2019: Hurricane Dorian makes landfall on the Abaco Islands, Bahamas. Dorian was the last Cat 5 Atlantic landfall and the strongest landfalling Atlantic hurricane in the modern era, tied with the 1935 Labor Day hurricane. Imagery: UW/CIMSS

1/9/2025, 7:08:38 PM | 14 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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Students:

1/9/2025, 7:37:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those arrive first; the main event arrives shortly thereafter - how exciting! 🤩

1/9/2025, 4:31:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For now...Patience, patience...

1/9/2025, 4:14:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even if not magical, it's bound to be...wired. 😏

1/9/2025, 4:11:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Darby's look says it all: Well, I'll hand it to ya. You certainly *attempted* to keep us off the couch. 🐾❤️

1/9/2025, 4:08:13 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 12:50:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But y'know, all the love that I see in that little guy's face...Makes it worth it in the end. True story.

1/9/2025, 2:35:44 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tom Clancy's The Enchanted Broccoli Forest

1/9/2025, 1:36:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can't unsee. Tried to, for sure, but can't.

1/9/2025, 12:48:50 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Y'know, the treats get better in the Fall, too. Apples, pumpkins, sweet potatoes...regular potatoes...yum! 🐾♥️

1/9/2025, 12:04:34 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🐾♥️ This is how I'm hearin' him and his rage: youtu.be/joSS3W3rYWY?...

31/8/2025, 10:24:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I kind of feel like "immediately give up and go defensive" would be my default if I was brought to that house and I'm not even a firefighter. Fastest "Nope, this person is definitely going to kill me" exit I'd ever (try to) make.

31/8/2025, 10:15:50 PM | 35 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even with the meddlin' kids?!?!

31/8/2025, 9:52:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And scones? And scones? Tea goes well with scones, you know...

31/8/2025, 8:48:23 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rumor has it she was singing "My Way" to flag him down, too.

Screen capture of Cecily Strong as Jeanine Pirro on Saturday Night Live's
31/8/2025, 8:40:21 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Something...about a bear? 🤔

31/8/2025, 8:19:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are those the people that are always trying to sell Lucky Charms?

31/8/2025, 7:34:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If it makes you feel better, my profile picture is something like 20 years old. (Most of the hair in it should be grey/white - I should get around to editing it at some point, lol!)

31/8/2025, 7:21:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When they were on sale, I got a Hotpoint washer and dryer. They are no-frills but work very, very well.

31/8/2025, 7:19:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not supposed to be, yet he be. And in style, too! 🤩🐾♥️

31/8/2025, 6:29:04 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just saw an ad for a hair care product and said, "OMG, it's @jortsthecat.bsky.social's 'honk honk HEE honk-honk' song!!!" Then the other person in the room with me looked at me like I had lost what remains of my mind. (For reference, here's the commercial: www.ispot.tv/ad/18Ly/garn...)

31/8/2025, 6:17:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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👍 If we wanna go Pokemon, we'll go with "Polka-polka...polkachuuuuu!"

31/8/2025, 5:44:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fun fact: That was the original line from "It's a Wonderful Life," but they went with the bell-angel thing because they had all those Christmas props lying about.

31/8/2025, 5:27:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Polkae? Polki? Polkasusses?

31/8/2025, 5:18:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Calling @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social !!!

31/8/2025, 5:14:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thiiiiis. Diff Eq offered a respite after VC. I had the same prof for Calc 1 and Calc 2; he was great, so those courses were manageable. 👍

31/8/2025, 11:53:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Took Calc 3 and Diff Eq in the same summer. I don't recommend doing that, either. Survived both (even earned an A in the latter), but it was not a fun way to spend a summer. By the time Diff Eq's final exam came around, my mind was absolute mush. 😅

31/8/2025, 11:50:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Funky Cold Medina" and "The Theme From Ice Castles"

31/8/2025, 11:36:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But is it at least cage-free? 🥺

30/8/2025, 11:05:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oof. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ViG...

30/8/2025, 9:29:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My former Associate Dean has TWO Leonbergers and they are GLORIOUS!!! 🤩🐾❤️

30/8/2025, 8:45:54 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Rubs or potato-based treatos. Your choice, human!" 🐾❤️

30/8/2025, 8:10:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine totally dying but then coming back to tell this one last anecdote you just *had* to get off your chest...🙄

30/8/2025, 8:07:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, but instead of yards, it will be a game of inches until further notice, because of rising costs/tariffs.

30/8/2025, 7:33:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 7:32:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Educators and students of math stuff:

30/8/2025, 6:43:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤢🤮

30/8/2025, 6:29:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(This, too, was sarcasm. All animals are worthy of having notable lists of awesomeness, pawsomeness, finsomeness, legsomeness, windsomeness, scalesomeness, etc.)

30/8/2025, 6:09:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean...😅😏😉

30/8/2025, 6:09:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It "may never be able to satisfy particular standards for completeness," but will satisfy particular standards for pawesomeness! 🐾♥️

30/8/2025, 5:49:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Should be mandatory reading for all:

30/8/2025, 5:48:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wishing you a speedy recovery! 👍

30/8/2025, 5:13:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I live to serve. Or something.

30/8/2025, 4:29:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LOL! I know JUST the scene you reference: youtube.com/watch?v=XzuC8B46N_w&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD

30/8/2025, 4:24:49 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤩 The very best day, for all involved (also, they're SO pretty!) 🐾♥️

30/8/2025, 3:16:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fun fact: Those were to the original lyrics to "Because I Got High."

30/8/2025, 3:14:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She is both the master and mistress of epic side-eye. 🤩😅🐾♥️

30/8/2025, 3:12:24 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Poor thing. I hope you gave in to her deman- er, ah, I mean, her request. 🐾♥️

30/8/2025, 3:03:42 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(Dear reader: In case the smirking emoji did not convey it, that was sarcasm. The site works just fine on a laptop. I assume that's just a default message that everyone sees when accessing it.)

30/8/2025, 2:51:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now the WPC is screen-size shaming me for trying to visit their Probabilistic Precipitation Portal while I'm literally on my laptop? Damn, that's cold. 😏

Screen grab of the message I receive when I try to access the Weather Prediction Center's Probabilistic Precipitation Portal website. The message reads
30/8/2025, 2:51:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice! Yeah, mine are out for the week, so that's all good. Away I go! 👍

30/8/2025, 12:52:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Right on. 👍

30/8/2025, 12:51:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How early in the day is too early to use an electric chainsaw when you know your nearest neighbors are out of town? 🤔

30/8/2025, 12:39:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy birthday; thank you for all the laughs throughout the years! 🥳

30/8/2025, 12:37:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And I love that, even though I knew it was coming, I *still* jumped at Ben Gardner's head!!! 😅👍

30/8/2025, 12:13:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It really is! And to see it on the big screen...nothing like it!

30/8/2025, 11:29:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"You never got off the runway...You were the sole survivor of a 35-minute delay!" 😅👍 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbpl...

30/8/2025, 3:21:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kim Wood (@drkimwood.bsky.social) reposted

Twenty years ago today, Hurricane Katrina (2005) made landfall in Louisiana. Four years ago today, Hurricane Ida (2021) made landfall in Louisiana. This animation shows Katrina on the left and Ida on the right over the same 24-hour period using NOAA Merged IR (left) and NOAA ABI Band 13 (right).

29/8/2025, 2:51:21 PM | 57 19 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 3:17:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Optimistic for a very specific future event"?

30/8/2025, 3:11:27 AM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I had a pass to go see a movie again, so I went to see "Jaws" for the first time on the big screen. It did not disappoint! 🦈 It led to many not-so-great sequels, but it was a real treat to see it in a theater. 👍

30/8/2025, 2:41:13 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ohhhhh, @bruceshark.bsky.social...I just saw you on the big screen for the FIRST time today! While I can never forgive what you did to poor Pipit, those guys Hooper, Brody, and Quint did you dirty. You were magnificent - no one wears barrels (three!) better! 🤩👍🦈

30/8/2025, 2:36:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Quite simple, really:

29/8/2025, 2:01:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am envisioning this meme with a mother and offspring kidney, with "mines" instead of "crab rangoon" and I cannot stop laughing. 😅👍 (It's been a very long day.)

A three-panel meme featuring, in the top panel, a mother cheetah and her cub . The cub has words over its head which read
29/8/2025, 1:32:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Students:

29/8/2025, 1:21:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gonna write me a children's story about the unused spare kidneys, walking around. Roamin' free, undeterred in their wandering. One of them might have a hat. Dunno.

29/8/2025, 1:06:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The revolution's gonna be led with a new chant: "The people, untidied, will never be defeated!"

28/8/2025, 1:57:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😬

28/8/2025, 1:41:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Flowery fiesta for a furry fella! 🤩🐾♥️

28/8/2025, 1:30:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@gailsimone.bsky.social deserves treats, too!

28/8/2025, 1:17:09 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The powerhouse of the cell? *That* mitochondria?

28/8/2025, 1:08:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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See? I KNEW it! Wedge!

27/8/2025, 3:12:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 3:11:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wedge.

27/8/2025, 2:50:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view